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NFL LurkBoy

8 years

My story and my business are two different things. While I'll freely share with you my story, my business is none of your concern.

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@LostInTheLurk

6 years

Whew girl. Hang it up. Flatscreen.

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@NICKIMINAJ

6 years

You never noticed the double entendre in “bag stopped, carry on”. My carry on luggage was stopped when I tried to board the flight. My carry on bag was stopped. Bwahahaaaahaha. I love writing raps #NickiStoppedMyBag

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@LostInTheLurk

3 months

Straight people are starting to use “partner” more and more. I don’t like it.

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@LostInTheLurk

7 years

@KidFury @Nothinbuttreble "You're turning red from your back" is when I spit out my water.

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@LostInTheLurk

8 years

I. Love. My. Personal. Space. Even in dating/relationships. "They're shouldn't be a day I don't hear from you." Oh really? Nice knowing you

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@LostInTheLurk

4 years

@XavierDLeau Summer loves calling everything and everyone ghetto...but herself

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

@theygotkary

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

Brian is lying to Danna. He was absolutely attracted to her…until he found out how old she was. He wants kids and thinks she’s too old and isn’t man enough to admit it. #LoveWithoutBorders

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@LostInTheLurk

4 years

One of the biggest “scandals” of his presidency. What. A. Time.

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@LostInTheLurk

9 months

I sat up in Color Purple and ugly cried. What a beautiful film. Fantasia and Danielle Brooks deserve to win everything. #TheColorPurple

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@LostInTheLurk

8 months

@itsKARY_ Mary said “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man”

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@LostInTheLurk

1 year

I don’t understand why Kourtney is so upset with Kim, and not the company that did her wedding and ASKED Kim to do it. Hell they even asked Kylie to do a campaign! #Kardashians

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@LostInTheLurk

6 years

Lynn Whitfield: “Can’t nobody ever pull my black card” @brokeymcpoverty : “That’s exactly what I’m gonna say the next time someone tries to clown me for not having hot sauce on my house.” Lynn Whitfield: “Okay wait.”

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@LostInTheLurk

5 years

This new Katy Perry is a bop!!

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@LostInTheLurk

1 year

If I was Tasha K, you literally couldn’t pay me to fix my mouth or fingers to say something about Cardi B.

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@LostInTheLurk

6 years

Ron Isley took us to the quiet storm portion of the service. He can’t help it. No matter what he sings is gonna sound like a ‘Midnight Love’ informercial. Real ones know what that is.

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@LostInTheLurk

4 years

These AirB&B hosts really want people to feel bad for them. I do not. You mortgaged a home and wanted another revenue stream. That’s the definition of risk.

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

Listen, #LoveWithoutBorders is truly one of the most chaotic reality shows I have ever seen. None of these people should be matched lol. Aaron is dumb. Naeem plays too much (and isn’t cute). Gurleen is too combative. Brian thinks Danna is too old.

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@LostInTheLurk

8 years

Just. Like. And North responds just like Kourtney. Except she's not laughing...yet.

LookAtDustin

@LookAtDustin

8 years

Saint cry just like Kim.

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@LostInTheLurk

3 years

Michael ain’t miss a note or a beat. And had the wherewithal to hold on to that crazy MF so he wouldn’t fall.

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@LostInTheLurk

6 years

Fuck US?! LMAO! No, you stop fuckin them hoes and learn how to spell.

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6 years

FUCK YALL I MISS CARDI

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@LostInTheLurk

7 years

Tamar wrote 'paperback Toya' and I YELLED!!!! That was funny as fuck. 🤣😂🤣

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@LostInTheLurk

7 months

@itsKARY_ I’d even argue Mr Jay looks better now!

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@LostInTheLurk

3 months

@BrianMcLight He got promoted to main cast!

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@LostInTheLurk

7 years

This big budget, super hero movie is so black. I'm tearing up. I can't WAIT! This film better break all kinds of records when it's released.

Geeks of Color

@GeeksOfColor

7 years

Look at this cast. Wow. This movie is going to be legendary. #BlackPantherSoLit

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@LostInTheLurk

8 years

Kim Burrell: From Booked to Blocked, a novel.

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@LostInTheLurk

8 years

Everybody at that table is trying so hard not to laugh at her. That's gotta be the most horrible feeling. #BlackInkChi

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

Gurleen needs some serious therapy. She has way too many tiggers and trauma and was not ready for this process. She had a GREAT man, especially given the locale and belief system. #LoveWithoutBorders

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@LostInTheLurk

7 years

Not Crenshaw and Slauson 😂🤣. Meredith might’ve been married to the dreamy white man, but Ellen Pompeo has a black husband and children lol

ana•stasia 

@ohmystass

7 years

Meredith Grey finna whoop some ass 💀💀 why do I feel like I'm the only one hype about this???

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

Baby Stacey Dash is BROKE. Cause there is no other reason why she'd subject herself to this lol. #CollegeHill

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@LostInTheLurk

3 years

@LookAtDustin This just proves the consummate professional you are. He keeps taking shots and digs and you keep your eye on the prize and showing up and showing out! Get that bag!

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

Aaron is a big dope. Just big and ignorant. He has no idea about anything worldly or even about the gay world. #LoveWithoutBorders

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@LostInTheLurk

3 months

Damn the rent, Callie Day was singing like she knew Jesus was about to return. Casually. 🙌🏽💃🏽

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@RNB_RADAR

3 months

Give me an example of someone singing like the rent is due

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@LostInTheLurk

1 year

🫂🫂

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@LostInTheLurk

5 years

Now I love me some Amy, but what we’re not gone do is disrespect The Vannila Child.

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@LostInTheLurk

3 years

Selma Hayek, Ray J AND Lorraine Toussaint.

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3 years

The Sinbad Show

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@LostInTheLurk

5 years

I see so many referring to what they add to macaroni as a roux. No. It’s a béchamel.

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@LostInTheLurk

6 years

@itsKARY_ It’s been what, 2 years? I don’t even remember what’s happened lol

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

@itsKARY_ You wanna talk about a glass house?? That’s a glass palace

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@LostInTheLurk

9 years

I just realized the black girl in 5th Harmony is named Normani. She's a true New Orleanian lol. I bet her parents are Norman & Armani

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@LostInTheLurk

3 years

Crying over the killer and acknowledging her hardships but never mentioning the victim or his family’s hardships.

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@cathyrusson

3 years

Judge Chu got emotional as she talked about officers risking their lives every single day in public service: "Officer Potter made a mistake that ended tragically. She never intended to hurt anyone," judge wipes away a tear. #KimPotter #DaunteWright @LawCrimeNetwork

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@LostInTheLurk

4 years

Face.

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5 years

@InThierry

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@LostInTheLurk

5 years

Sisqo doesn’t get enough credit for being a sangin ass singer. That man sung with such passion & fervor. Like every song was his first and his last.

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@LostInTheLurk

2 months

@crissles For a split second I thought you were talking about your nephew and my brain was about to explode lol

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

@BrianMcLight I didn’t understand those weird transition shots tho

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@LostInTheLurk

3 years

They wrong for having Wendy look like a professor at Hogwarts 😂😂 #TheVoice

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@LostInTheLurk

8 months

“It’s never me. And I don’t know why. I’m never ‘The one’. It’s like people can smell it on me.” I…I have never related to something so sad, so hard before. Broke me all the way down. #GoodGrief

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@LostInTheLurk

9 months

@itsKARY_ For YEARS I thought it was two separate drugs. Like coke & crack.

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@LostInTheLurk

1 year

@BrianMcLight Meanwhile Sir just wanna be seen

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

Bravo’s #LoveWithoutBorders is so chaotic. I think it’s the wildest dating shown I’ve ever seen. I also don’t think this lady is a great matchmaker, cause the red flags are flagging already.

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@LostInTheLurk

8 years

Kerry looks AMAZING on that Elle cover. Simple, effortless beauty.

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@LostInTheLurk

5 years

@itsKARY_ She’s literally wearing that wig like a SnapBack

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@LostInTheLurk

8 years

In Louisiana it's Mardi Gras day, everywhere else, it's just Tuesday. Laissez les bon temp rouler! 💜💚💛⚜️🎭

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

After this first episode of #AccusedOnFOX I can already tell one (or more) of the actor(s) from this anthology is walking away with an Emmy next year. Wow!

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

A lot more people are openly admitting they’re in open relationships. Shoutout to that.

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@LostInTheLurk

1 year

@dnvrsn What (successful) businesses does she have? Instead of comparing herself to Kim (who had family to play off, all she had was feuds), she should compare herself to Tami Roman. She could’ve pivoted to acting more.

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@LostInTheLurk

6 years

@KidFury It’s crazy to me that the people coming to his defense don’t see that most people are mad at his arrogance of not apologizing, not the actual tweets

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@LostInTheLurk

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@itsKARY_ I was watching this like “these kids don’t know nothing. Musical history!” Then I saw two I didn’t know were hers and was like “Okay wait…” lol

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@LostInTheLurk

3 years

You’re free to yell “bomb” in an airport. You’re not free from the accompanying consequences. Y’all can’t be this willfully obtuse.

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3 years

Free speech but only if I agree

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@LostInTheLurk

8 years

Kim Kardashian is cooking "soul food" on Snapchat and I am hollering. HOLLERING!

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@LostInTheLurk

5 years

@itsKARY_ CONEtessa went from annoying to my favorite. I hope her and Scott aren’t playing with their marriage for TV, cause I like them.

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@LostInTheLurk

5 years

John Legend’s voice is the hopes and dreams of the slaves. He sings with all the tragedy and triumph of the ancestors. Every time.

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@LostInTheLurk

9 years

#TheMuppets is hella funny, and not really for children.

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

Baby Zendaya sidestepped that question MASTERFULLY. That’s media training.

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@LostInTheLurk

4 years

Can Thee Stallion act? Cause I can see it.

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@MoorInformation

4 years

May 26, 1949 — Actress Pam Grier was born in Winston-Salem, NC.

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@LostInTheLurk

11 months

@itsKARY_ Very true, but Milton is by far my favorite cast member of the franchise.

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

I’m sorry but Billy Porter’s teeth are wild. Veneers on top and whateverthefuck on the bottom. #GoldenGlobes

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@LostInTheLurk

8 years

Is this a paper plate?! Or worse, China that looks like paper plates?? Either way, she is COMMITTED! LMAO!

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@LostInTheLurk

5 years

@writelikeryan Wow, your mind. (The only thing I’d change I’d make is He IS the Reason)

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@LostInTheLurk

1 year

I came back to Twitter just to say I saw the FULL #Renaissance show. Favor ain’t fair. #RENAISANCEWorldTour

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@LostInTheLurk

3 years

@TheKitchenista The correct spelling? How can you “correctly spell” slang?? Lol My Masters degree and I say ‘Heaux’ cause that’s how Louisiana made me.

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@LostInTheLurk

3 years

I hate to say it, but I think The Game reboot might be better than the original. They got the CBS budget, and the writers too. #TheGame #thegameisback

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@LostInTheLurk

4 years

Blessed to see another year of life. Happy birthday to me. ☺️🥳

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@LostInTheLurk

3 years

You can’t provoke someone then try to police how they react. If they don’t react how you feel they should or how you would’ve, that doesn’t mean they overreacted. You don’t know people’s trauma or triggers.

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@LostInTheLurk

5 years

8 years ago today we lost a prolific songwriter and musician. A star gone way too soon. A legend in the making. #RIPAmyWinehouse

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@LostInTheLurk

5 years

I think “young” people who try to use homeownership as a flex are hella weird. There’s plenty of research to show that it’s actually more cost effective to rent in this economy. Your goals are your goals. Good for you. Doesn’t meant it’s everyone else’s.

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

Potomac is unhinged. Those women are so unserious. The gymnastics the green-eyed devils are doing to defend Mia, simply because they don’t like Wendy. The hypocrisy. I want Robyn Dixon OUT! She’s brought nothing for YEARS and what she’s bringing now is lunacy. #RHOP

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@LostInTheLurk

4 years

‘Coyote’ is a term for someone who is paid to smuggle immigrants into America #Debates2020

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@LostInTheLurk

6 years

@FirstGentleman

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@LostInTheLurk

3 years

Officially got all 3 of my job offers 🤯. God is good. Now I have a decision to make, though I’m sure I’ve already made it.

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

@TheBaddestMitch “That nigga Dre a wild boy! I could never do no shit like that LOL 🤷🏽‍♂️" Face asses. 😵‍💫

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@LostInTheLurk

3 years

I just got offered ANOTHER job! 2 different positions! Plus I have an interview for a 3rd tomorrow. 🤯🤯 Look at God! Now I have to think: ‘Do I want to leave Georgia?’

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NFL LurkBoy

@LostInTheLurk

8 years

I really wish people would stop telling others how to be black, how to be gay, masculine, feminine, or human. Live your life and go.

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@LostInTheLurk

5 years

@HuffDaddySays Kardashian’s. Least amount of work for the biggest reward. Plus no one would be literally trying to kill me lol.

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@LostInTheLurk

2 years

This is why I miss 1.5hr episodes of #DragRace , I miss hearing Ru in the werkroom completely shifting the queens’ idea of who to do for Snatch Game.

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@LostInTheLurk

7 years

Notice that the one person who could actually fight didn't even flinch. That's how you know Moniece can fight. #LHHH

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@LostInTheLurk

9 years

Does Future see all of his other children regularly and consistently? Cause my nigga senses are telling me...

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@LostInTheLurk

6 years

This woman is about to send more children to HBCUs than A Different World.

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@LostInTheLurk

4 years

Mom: “I unplugged that Siri thing you got me. It scared me. They said something about her on tv & she responded and scared me so bad! I can’t get her to do shit! I always say Siri this, Siri that and she doesn’t respond!” Me: “Well, her name is Alexa. So that’s probably why.”

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@LostInTheLurk

9 years

And she did it before Sheree

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@LostInTheLurk

5 years

Vivian Green did her GOOD singing on ‘Emotional Rollercoaster’. Unfortunately, the majority of people who sung this at talent shows during that time period did not. 😕

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@LostInTheLurk

3 years

I GOT THE JOB!!! Took 2 months to hear back, but I got it! 🥂 🎉

NFL LurkBoy

@LostInTheLurk

3 years

Second interview secured 🙌🏽🙌🏽

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@LostInTheLurk

5 years

These niggas are niggering it up on these people’s channel, and I love it. Praise God it isn’t live lol. #TheReadOnFuse

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@LostInTheLurk

4 years

@itsKARY_ Record first, for proof and posterity, then cut that shit off like them body cams be and whoop ass. Cut it back on and say you were attacked 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@LostInTheLurk

3 years

@TerryThierry They literally said the Ques smelled like ASS last night. Crickets.

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@LostInTheLurk