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@Lordlotuskiller

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I enjoy things. 100% Grade A Smartass, Kind of sarcastic and kind of serious, PS: good luck figuring out which is which.

Michigan, USA
Joined December 2015
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Looking for my own @stevewoz Someone who can take my over the top vision and ideas for things and make them a reality. I’ll be the boisterous idea guy. You do all the work and take a ton of the money.
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@CNN Black dad abandons him. But his gripe is with the people who took him in and loved him. What a joke of a person.
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@ProjectLiberal Correct you came to leech off our generosity while not trying in the slightest to assimilate
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@NoLieWithBTC @PolitiFact “Per capita” … This is like redefining a recession.
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@9mm_smg Turn it on or unload it?
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@KyleKulinski Price controls are pretty Soviet Kyle
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@9mm_smg And then we need a generational pause on all immigration. Legal and illegal. With very specific instances of allowing it.
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@KamalaHarris Shouldn’t you be focused on the border?
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@David_Philipps So you’re mad you’re didn’t get the scoop and went after the leaker at the behest of the intel agencies you serve…
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@Victorshi2020 Howdy, The house is separate from the senate and it doesn’t matter how many senators vote for something. The house doesn’t have any obligation to follow suit. Thanks for attending the fourth grade with me today
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@billmaher In what ways has @GavinNewsom been good for California?
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@krassenstein Insulting someone, calling them a fascist and then acting petulant saying “I won’t debate them because they’re bad” isn’t good science or virology either.
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@RealSpikeCohen @YVindman What’s an assault style weapon? Like a trebuchet?
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@SarahKSilverman Just remember that it’s gunna get @BillClinton and a lot of your friends on the left too
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@cvpayne Considering his SCOTUS nominee was based entirely on race and gender why is this even shocking?
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@lporiginalg They aren’t importing diversity are they?
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@ReallyAmerican1 Jack Teixeria should be given the same whistleblower protections @AVindman received
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@CassandraRules Why are Americans serving in the IDF?
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@DrDuchovny @JoyAnnReid @johnpavlovitz @elonmusk @GOP Jesus wouldn’t side with the government or those who want to destroy others for thinking different than him. He’s about forgiveness. Something the left literally cannot support.
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@krassenstein A mass shooting with a black shooter? The media don’t care about this sorry
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@CNN I identify as a eligible black resident.
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@mmpadellan Yes we’re well aware of how badly you covet power. It’s beyond abuse what’s happened to @JohnFetterman
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@9mm_smg Tbh I doubt that even does it. The way these mediocre men have been able to completely push women out of their own arenas is astounding. Just showing the absurdity isn’t enough. Unfortunately a woman will have to be seriously hurt by a man before this stops.
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@9mm_smg That’s a lot of work for a chick I may not even like after we’re done boning. Imho
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@MarissaAnnYO @GuyPolar @Esqueer_ He completely was destroyed by her. And really it was his own counter punch that KOd him.
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@nytimes We’re done with the endless wars
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@tedlieu @craig_steger Did Russia also blow up their pipeline @tedlieu Is that a war crime?
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@julie_kelly2 @libsoftiktok How was it taking the low road to address the false claim directly? What am I missing?
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@LouisJMarinelli @AdamKinzinger @TuckerCarlson @TulsiGabbard Tucker didn’t even mention it. @AdamKinzinger is gaslighting because he knows his 1/6 narrative is done.
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@ScottPresler @RobertKennedyJr You don't get nearly the recognition you deserve my guy
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@bonchieredstate Do we consider Nigeria our greatest ally? An honorary member of “the west”? Do we hold allies and western nations to a higher standard because they’re our allies? Should we?
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@RealSpikeCohen “If you’re for the thing you must be against the other thing” is always the most frustrating take.
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@LPMisesCaucus Shit like this makes the non aggression principal so hard to follow
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@elizableu If I retweet this pic is it trafficking??
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@nytimes I did. I asked for it. Anything else?
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@atrupar I mean people(falsely) normalized the language for Trump and pretend like it wasn’t going to stick around for everyone
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@GarbageHuman23 He blocked me cause I made fun of the vaccine.
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@MacMallyMMA Ok so that’s still two times under this faulty premise..
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@TheDailyShow @jonstewart Has he mentioned the fact that @POTUS couldn’t remember when his son died?
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@chrisjollyhale Why wouldn’t this person or this drug cocktail have been used last night? No cold? No dead stare? No wife leading him around?
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@SecBlinken Probably same folks who did Nordstream
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@KanekoaTheGreat This the lady that abuses her husband?
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@bonchieredstate In what way is she not the “victim” here?
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@SethDillon @RealCandaceO Because a small group of people are misusing the phrase everyone should refrain from using it is a method of thinking directly from the progressive playbook. How about instead we ignore those bad faith actors and let them disappear? Or push back against the bad faith people
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@nypost It’s not the smell of pot. It’s the smell of piss. And poop.
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@lporiginalg The world is in so much damn pain
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@greg16676935420 @BurtMaclin_FBI It’s for a wand. That’s a Harry Potter house
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@carolynmichelle @Kotaku Game is amazing. Author sounds lonely.
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@dcexaminer @AdamSchiff He should be charged with liable at this point
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@MalcolmNance @jacksonhinklle When you say “we slaughtered” what exactly is your combat roll? How many confirmed kills do you have? This sounds epic!
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@9mm_smg I used to play FFXI online which was heavily populated by the Japanese community. The only thing they hated more than North American players were the Chinese
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@lukepbeasley I love when people compare the PPP to student loans. Let me know when the government completely shutters your livelihood for 4 months over a cold. And if you try to earn a living they’ll jail you. Totes the same as someone signing a bad loan for college guys.
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@Mitchel72492671 @justinamash Hamas isn’t bombing Christian churches bro. Or hiding in them.
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@Amy_Siskind She's the sitting vice president and she is just then going to lay out her economic plan?? What about what's happening right now while she's in charge (effectively)
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@lporiginalg Let’s assume for a second that the food was served to the white people first because of nefarious racial reasons. Why is it the customers fault?
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@AnthonyCumia @GarbageHuman24 If a police dog was attacking me and ripping me to shreds I’d still be like “awe who’s a good boy doing their job”
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@AdamKinzinger Please explain what’s wrong with her statement. Are the M1 tanks older stock about to be replaced? And if the answer is “war” so then are we at war? Who voted for it?
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@9mm_smg 9 hours of walking
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@beinlibertarian Like how after 9/11 we just said 🤷‍♂️ to a bunch of it
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@RealSpikeCohen They did the roads thing
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@tedlieu @craig_steger So you believe Gordon over Seymour? Any particular reason other than it fits a narrative?
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@PARODY_ELON_ @ProjectLiberal And our wages are totes better for it
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@lporiginalg But the entire “system” in Memphis is African American.
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@MostlyPeacefull Turns out the slippery slope was like an avalanche
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@DC_Draino Republicans done have the balls. Holder defied subpoenas and nothing happened
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@9mm_smg First: I always side with the dog. Second: keep your fucking animal on a leash or have absolute command and control over them. Huge pet peeve for me.
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@AGHamilton29 Even Istanbul was once Constantinople.
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@AdamKinzinger If the documents had been found in a garage where we had no idea who accessed them would that be ok ?
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@amuse @GuntherEagleman @krassenstein be like but it’s ok for a man to shower with their underage son.
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@CNN They won’t just voluntarily give up the money mind you. They want a big show about how it should be taken from them.
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@RealSpikeCohen What color is the victim? I need to know if I’m outraged or not.
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@JackPosobiec What’s tmfinr
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@9mm_smg I’ll bite. If Jesus wasn’t Jewish (at least ethnically) what exactly was he?
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@GovWhitmer The lives lost at MSU are on you and @dananessel and the ingham county prosecutors heads.
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@9mm_smg “I’ll give some of you amnesty once I’m elected” - Trump probably
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@RevJacquiLewis Parents have more of a right to shape their experience and perspectives than anyone else
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@MostlyPeacefull Playing corporate gigs on national TV is so PUNK rawk
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@briebriejoy Condemn the attacks against Israel on 10/7
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@RealDanielShays @9mm_smg Yes absolutely, but his mother was what? His mother and step father raised him in what traditions? He went to what kind of temples to preach?
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@freep As he should. She cast the time breaking vote on the American rescue plan. A spending bill so terrible even former Obama admin. Larry Summers warned against it.
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@RBReich Where was he convicted of that?
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@GarbageHuman23 Ok wait. If Ukraine is importing diversity why aren’t they sending them to the front line??
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@heckyessica @krassenstein @MostlyPeacefull My daughters are 6 and 10 and have never seen me naked. 🤷‍♂️
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@krassenstein It still isn’t producing enough energy. We have no way of storing the energy collected reliably long term. The materials used to make them are toxic
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@LauraLoomer @RepThomasMassie @RonDeSantis Lacking principals is not something @RepThomasMassie has to worry about. You can’t be a Zionist and be America first.
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@BidenHQ My favorite thing is how everyone says to save democracy we can’t be trusted to vote for whoever we want.
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@mmpadellan Rape is illegal too man.
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@srob0601 @9mm_smg Center mass training kicked in?
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@CNN So he raised the debt and deficits to ridiculous levels. Causing crippling inflation. And now wants to maintain that inflated spending by increasing taxes and further hurting regular people. 👍👍
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@Bubblebathgirl @CollinRugg Dana white assaulted his wife and kept his job but happily got this guy fired.
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@gretchenwhitmer Enforce the laws on the books. Fire the prosecutor responsible for letting the MSU shooter off.
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@9mm_smg The guy gives major “my dad lobbies on behalf of pharmaceutical companies to congress” vibes
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@IsraelinNewYork @Israel As an American dancing Israelis in NYC is disturbing
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@lporiginalg Idk what this is. (Not a request to be told)
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@alexbruesewitz @CaseyDeSantis @RonDeSantis Come volunteer means come vote? What did I miss here?
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@OvunCassandra @9mm_smg He’s old and on the way out. Had no way of doing anything
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