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@LoftusCheeked

1 year

This guy wasted John Terry’s time with that phone call smh

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 year

Koulibaly to Al Hilal ✅🔵 #CFC #Saudi Deal set to be announced with fee close to €23/24m. 🎥 @taggatsn

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2 years

Nahhhh respect Chelsea. Twice we got KOed into Europa League and both times we won it 😭 it’s such an embarrassment if you don’t man

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2 years

War, politics, morality, humanity, Lukaku 😭😭😭

chelsfutball

@ChelseXtra

2 years

TT had to answer questions on war, politics, morality, humanity, Lukaku and what not. He fronted up when nobody else did. 2 penalty kicks from silverware and finished third with sanctions, personal matter and all of that. He has my respect. #CFC #Tuchel

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20 days

Bro…

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Mahrez shot in CL final… my heart was in my mouth. Felt like it took 10 seconds for it to leave his foot and fly just over

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2 years

Messi 4 through balls in one half??? Chelsea don’t even make 4 through balls in 2 games ffs

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@LoftusCheeked

1 year

We need to hit him with the Wenger special

Liverpool FC

@LFC

1 year

Tomorrow marks Jürgen Klopp’s 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣th game in management. A truly incredible achievement 👏

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20 days

Mahrez shot in CL final… my heart was in my mouth. Felt like it took 10 seconds for it to leave his foot and fly just over

Edmund|| Genius Marketer💥

@EdmundOris

21 days

Define “Heart Attack” in football. Me:

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2 years

16th placed Everton have won more home games than Chelsea 😭

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5 years

I still can’t believe he has more PL goals than Willian even tho he’s been locked up for 3 years now ffs and he only has 32 as well

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

5 years

Adam Johnson 'set for release this month' - after serving half of sentence

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3 years

Alonso is one of the funniest footballers ever ffs the only time he’s ever sprinting for his life is if he can sniff a goal

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2 years

Hazard broke his ankle twice, suffered multiple muscle injuries as a result and was also misdiagnosed by Madrid’s doctors, it’s really that simple. People keep trying to come up with these explanations as to why he’s struggled but it’s right there for you to see

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@goal

2 years

Saul Niguez suggests why Eden Hazard has struggled at Real Madrid 🧐

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@SkySportsNews @SwansOfficial @WestHamUtd Thought his Dad was him for a second ffs

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1 year

Still funny that our defence is top 3 itl

Statman Dave

@StatmanDave

1 year

Chelsea are the only team not to give away a penalty in the Premier League so far this season. Discipline. 🫡

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3 months

What kind of journalism is this??

Liam Twomey

@liam_twomey

3 months

Piece on a very funny, utterly unserious FA Cup quarter-final at Stamford Bridge. Chelsea showed plenty of spirit and too much quality for Leicester to handle, but their flaws remain glaring. 👇 #CFC

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4 years

How the FUCK did Argentina manage to produce both Maradona and Messi??? Like when you think about it, that’s absolutely insane for one nation

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6 years

CHO with the EH17 kneeslide, this kid is going to the very top

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2 years

Endrick will take one look at Stamford Hut and ask Silva to show him where the real stadium is

Tom Roddy

@TomRoddy_

2 years

Exclusive: Chelsea (and Thiago Silva) host Endrick's family at training ground in bid to sign 16-year-old Brazilian prospect #cfc

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3 years

You know Kepa is in goal when you start seeing “no goalkeeper is saving that” tweets loooool

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@GotEmTwiceV2 It’s hilarious as well cos he’s not even some bum. He scored 100 PL goals by 24 and literally spearheaded Inter to a title 2 years ago but he’s sabotaged the shit out of his own career lmao

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Mido

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2 years

@ivan_i94 @LoftusCheeked LOOL

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5 years

Fuck the CHO vs Pulisic debate, this fan base should be united against Willian. Fuck that guy

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1 year

I already know Terry is saying all sorts of slurs

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Fuck the CHO vs Mudryk debate, this fan base should be united against Sterling. Fuck that guy

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Fuck the CHO vs Pulisic debate, this fan base should be united against Willian. Fuck that guy

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2 years

Mbuyamba was a social experiment to see how far player propaganda can spread purely based on looks and not football ability

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@LoftusCheeked

3 years

Last season people said City’s title defence was the worst ever. They had 35 points after 17 games, this Liverpool side have 33 points after 17 games. Bare in mind this is supposed to be the greatest side we’ve ever seen with their entire team making the all time PL XI

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@LoftusCheeked

5 years

For anyone interested in the pic btw, that’s my friend in the pic (also a Chelsea fan)

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@LoftusCheeked

2 months

Lampard coming in last season and freezing out Carney, Mudryk, Badiashile and others for no fucking reason just to win 1 out of 13 games or something dumb is one of the worst things in sports history. He literally tried to throw away some of our future for what????

💫 🇧🇷🇪🇸🇹🇷

@roqueburner

2 months

We’ve wasted a year and a half of Chukwemeka’s development on a midfielder infinitely worse than him

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@BAWSE_NIKE @outofcontextars @TikiTakaConnor The account name is literally “out of context” LOOOOL

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@LoftusCheeked

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Considering Hall is an 18 year old academy product, was thrown into the biggest games and playing out of position, we don’t hype him enough. He’s been incredible and outplayed most of our team

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@labxnair

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I'm crying man Hall started 8 league games(played 9) and created 5 big chances while Chilwell created 1 the whole of last season despite starting 15 and playing 23 ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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2 years

@SeanDOlfc Might be this?

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@TheLiverpooILad

2 years

@ChambsThe @PassLikeThiago this I think mate

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3 years

At least Pulisic learnt his lesson... looked up, saw Werner and thought nah fuck that I’m not passing to him again

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4 months

Doku did this and Liverpool didn’t get a penalty 💀

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6 years

Hazard’s World Cup will be remembered for each individual performance even in defeat. No one will be able to recall which games Modric even performed in.

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7 months

And Broja’s reign of terror starts, we’re so lucky

ChelseaSource ✍️

@ChelseaSource_1

7 months

The Jackson reign of terror could be over

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6 years

Looool our U-21s have been beating League 1 sides and United fans are making gifs of their youngster hitting the side netting vs a league 2 side 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Devils Latest

@Devils_Latest

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Angel Gomes #MUFC

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5 years

Yeah, brain damage

Nizaar Kinsella

@NizaarKinsella

5 years

Loftus-Cheek warming up. Possibly something up with Barkley. #CHEHUD #CFC

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1 year

Terry is ignoring the next unknown caller for sure

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2 years

@FuckBoris_UKGov Oh yeah 😭 Europa League is low-key fun tho cos the youngsters and some fringe players get a run out and it’s not bad if you win it

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2 years

We fucked it so hard in December, we should be all over this City bottlejob man

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5 years

41 MOTMs???? That’s absurd lmao

Hazard Stuff

@HazardStuff_

5 years

Eden Hazard for Chelsea and Belgium since the start of last season: 95 starts 46 goals 30 assists 41 MOTMs 🤯

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There’s a generation of people who grew up on Lampard as an incredible player for Chelsea and a generation who have grown up on him being the worst manager in football history. You can’t erase the history but you also can’t erase this lmao

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7 years

Wait a second.... Hazard 15/16 had only 2 fewer league goals from open play than Neymar 16/17, how has this never been discussed???

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5 years

Officially graduated with a first in Accounting and Finance 😁🎉

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5 years

We haven’t replaced Robben since 2007, Ashley Cole since 2013, Costa since 2017 and now we’ve gotta replace Hazard 😂

Nouman

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Diego Costa left Chelsea and Chelsea are still struggling to replace him even after two years! Don't know what Chelsea will do next season when they'll be playing without Hazard! Striker problem + a Winger problem now!

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2 years

Neymar has 3 as well wtf

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5 years

Quick throwback to our last game against Everton 😍

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6 years

Pedro needs 5 goals in his next 71 PL games to match Willian’s total

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1 year

It’s so funny how players dancing or having fun in their personal lives have fans so angry and not their football

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@Re7ceRevivaI

1 year

rass even Rory isn’t backing him anymore

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6 years

Neymar’s career so far: Outshone by Oscar at the 2014 World Cup Outshone by Messi at Barca Outshone by Mbappe at PSG Currently being outshone by Coutinho at the 2018 World Cup Is this your superstar 🤔

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1 year

Sad that we’ve invested probably the same amount as City in the last decade and yet we’re a million miles away from them. Yet people blame it all on the current owners and think the old ones have little to no blame

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2 years

You really think I’m watching Chelsea stink it up in the middle of this insane World Cup??? No chance

Pys

@CFCPys

2 years

Chelsea vs Aston Villa is live on Chelsea’s YouTube channel for free tomorrow at 2:10pm. UK & Irish viewers only. #CFC

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@registability Hazard is far better and has way more to his game than KDB. A couple months of good form for KDB in an attacking system and everyone forgets Hazard has been carrying Chelsea for 5 years in defensive systems lmao

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2 years

@stxmford Included Lukaku like he’s a global crisis or something ffs 😭

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6 years

Marcos Alonso uno.... this guy has fooled the football world ffs

B/R Football

@brfootball

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Snubbed 😳 #World11

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5 years

I miss Costa’s crackhead behaviour ngl 😭😭😭

cfc talk

@cfc_fiscussed

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Diego Costa: "did someone say there's a fight?" #Chelsea #MCICHE

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2 years

Football died when Hazard left and CHO & RLC’s achilles got ripped to pieces

Squawka

@Squawka

5 years

Running men. 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

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I find Chelsea fans standards really weird.. So many turned on Bakayoko so fast but refuse to acknowledge the likes of Willian and Alonso holding us back despite the fact Bakayoko has showcased his ability for us in full performances.

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4 years

I was SO sad this day

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5 years

It’s a shame people don’t realise he’s been this good for years, crazily underrated career

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Kidnap all of Hazard’s kids and his wife and blackmail him until he performs. Every 5 goals/assists he gets 1 kid back.

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@WidePlaymakerV3 They’re all agenda-driven, this is the type of promo written by a FT troll lmao

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I actually can’t believe people still back Kepa. Like there are real Kepa stans. Real life Kepa supporters.... how?

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5 years

Haven’t wanted a player the way I want Jovic in ages

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Passed my final CIMA exam and I am FINALLY a fully qualified accountant.. I never have to sit an exam ever again 🙏🏽😅

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6 years

Pep has ONE win at Stamford Bridge in his career - Last season when our bitch manager bent over for them.

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5 years

Hazard injured and they lost control of the game 🤦🏽‍♂️ PSG were so bad as well. These situations Hazard pulls you through by drawing fouls and playing the game at his own pace

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@benpacked This whole comp is nuts lool, discovered it yday

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1 year

He saw the Lampard news dkm

Absolute Chelsea

@AbsoluteChelsea

1 year

Kepa Arrizabalaga on Instagram:

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Hazard with the game winning assist, fantastic performance. But but Hazard has no CL pedigree!!1!1!1!

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8 years

On another note; Wilshere is pure class. Easy to see why Arsenal fans rate him, how do others not???

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2 years

The less said about Cucurella the better, we’ve been properly fleeced by Brighton

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Conte wanted to replace Alonso after his first season and here he is starting games approaching 2022.... WHY????

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2 years

13 g/a in 21 starts for Reece James this season... world class

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Assess KDB and Hazard like this; KDB wouldn't be nearly as good or be able to do what Hazard does for Chelsea. On the other hand, Hazard for Man City would be on the Ballon d'Or podium with 25+ goals and assists and 10/10 performances every game.

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6 years

What a fucking performance Eden Hazard. Just look at the set up and supporting cast yet he carried on for all 90 mins and was rewarded by excellent individual quality.

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3 years

Mount is blasting every shot towards that Lampard banner ffs you miss him that much???

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3 years

Hudson odour: - held club to ransom and handed a 250k a week contract at 18 - passive in his play, never dribbles - shoots like a bitch - doesn’t take his opportunities - stat pads long balls by switching play every 5 mins

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1 year

Who gives a shit if we paid £72m, £80m or £90m???? The most important thing is we’re flogging him. I would have taken £30m for that bastard

Eduardo Hagn

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🚨 Information from @David_Ornstein : Chelsea paid a total package worth up to £90m for Kai Havertz, three years ago.

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7 years

From which set of fans?

Standard Sport

@standardsport

7 years

🗣️ Drinkwater set for Chelsea debut at Leicester and prepared for abuse | ✍️ @sjstandardsport

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3 years

There is no manager for Chelsea. We will dislike every manager for one reason or another

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6 years

We have a fucking murderer at LWB FUCK OFF CHELSEA YOU CUNTSSSSSSSSSSSS I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCKING SHIT CLUB

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

6 years

Sky sources: Maurizio Sarri unlikely to become next @ChelseaFC manager amid concerns over previous behaviour. #SSN

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1 year

Our attack is bottom 4 💀 and that’s only cos we’ve scored 5 in the last 2 as well

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5 years

Best Hazard solo goal?

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5 years

This offside decision isn’t spoken about enough, scandalous.

Soccer AM

@SoccerAM

5 years

Who noticed Ruben Loftus-Cheek’s amazing first touch in yesterday’s Carabao Cup final? 😍

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5 years

Hazard is dropping the greatest individual cup final performance in history.

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Premier League goals in 2018: Smalling 4 Morata 2

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Imagine Sarri’s first training session and he watches Alonso’s hoof automatism, would love to see him stub his cigarette in Alonso’s eye

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6 years

Pep rates RLC but certain fans keep telling me he’s shit 👀👀

Crystal Palace 🦅

@CpfcNews_

6 years

Pep Guardiola’s praise for Crystal Palace! He knows 🔴🔵 #CPFC

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21 🤔 Time is flying

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TOP 2 TOP 2

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There is no price on Kepa being benched. Pay £100m, just never wanna see that cunt in goal again. If Sanchez doesn’t replace him I think I’ll kill myself

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5 years

KDB doesn’t deserve his medal, he’s gotta give it to Hazard.

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3 years

If Lille win this league title and Chelsea win the CL then Hazard will be on cloud 9 looool he doesn’t give a fuck about Madrid, watch him celebrate for his life and see Madrid fans cry

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These new Lukaku quotes are awful man, Werner is so shit

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5 years

How do I even let Chelsea stress me out still? 😥 I deserve more than this tbh

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Yoooooo wtf KDB is wilding @FA

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We have limited fullbacks, a CM who can only tackle, 2 CMs who can’t run, a CM who offers nothing in the final 3rd, a RW who sabotages every single game and 2 strikers who can’t score. All these guys play significant minutes and we’re aiming for top 4. Get the fuck out.

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@Juanin10i Doesn’t need to be, most players just shoot on target and score

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Hazard literally looks the same as he does during the season... people were screaming Fatzard before the World Cup and he was still the best player so 🤷🏽‍♂️

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