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@LockyLockerson
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Objectively hilarious
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3 years
Gronks pretty good when he’s not plotting to defraud our veterans of insurance
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3 years
Frightened of what this crew is going to do in the 4th quarter. All options are in play. They may call Derek Carr for traveling.
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3 years
Two people who will definitely not let dad watch football for very long, but are still great anyway I guess. Hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving.
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Just put my kids to bed after the show, picked up my phone and…wow. Thanks everyone, appreciate all the kind words. One of the rare cases where leaving your DMs open pays off. Keep supporting the show the way I will and hope you all win eleventy billion dollars this season.
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3 months
🚨 NEW YBYB PODCAST 🚨 🎙️: @TheKostos & @LockyLockerson MAJOR SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT JJ McCarthy Injury, Vikings Futures College Football Preview Golf Bets #MLB Awards Guests: @_Collin1 LISTEN NOW ⬇️
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The moment it was announced
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3 years
@BrettKollmann And Najee is gonna take it to the house! … Speaking of houses…
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7 years
If you’re wondering where I’ve been the last 24 hrs it’s with the newest member of degen nation, born this morning! She says take the bears
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9 months
When it was announced part 2
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6 years
Good morning! 2 important announcements. First, meet the newest member of Degen Nation, Will, born last night. He’s great.
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5 months
Luka, unable to complain on the court, now complains from the bench
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7 years
"Degenerate Christmas": A poem
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4 years
Haven't seen a performance this bad from Big Ben since....week 7, 8, 9, 11, 13, 14...
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@LockyLockerson
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4 years
I'll be 37 in August. Pretty sure that's the most fun college basketball game I've ever watched.
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2 years
Burkhardt and Olsen a remarkable upgrade from Nantz/Romo and I can’t believe how strongly I think that
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3 months
Goodbye, old friend. You’re off to that big bucket in the sky.
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@LockyLockerson
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3 years
You may have noticed me not on @YouBetterYouBet yesterday...long story short: emergency appendectomy, home/resting now, will be back on the show on Monday. Thanks to @EliHershkovich @TheKostos @BILLadelphia1 and @RickCCamp (and fill in @Decker6 ) for holding it down this week!
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9 months
Producer: “let’s make sure we dunk on kadarius Toney even though he’s inactive”
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4 years
Psssssst Overnights went 3-0
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@LockyLockerson
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4 years
My goal each playoff weekend is to lose like 15 college basketball bets before the first football game starts. Makes me appreciate football more.
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@LockyLockerson
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4 years
Because why not.... #overnights , Christmas edition (my # for side total): Wisc-MSU (Wisc -1.4/141.5) MD-Purdue (Pur -2.8/137.9) Mich-Neb (Mich -8.8/152.8) Iowa-Minn (Iowa -8.3/162.1) Maryland at 5 or more, Mich-Neb over 147, Iowa 0.5x at 6.5, full unit anything less. Ho ho ho
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@LockyLockerson
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I am tired, bleary-eyed, very thankful, grateful, and can’t wait for 3p eastern! Oh, and I was right.
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3 years
I’ll just win all of them if that’s ok with everyone
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3 years
Tonight's #nightsweats : #NBA (Sponsored by @BetRivers ) @TheKostos PHI -14.5 ATL +1 PHO/ATL o228.5 POR/CLE o227 @LockyLockerson PHI -14.5 POR -12 WAS +4 WAS/MIL o243 POR/CLE o227 BOS/ORL o220.5 PHO/ATL o228.5
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@LockyLockerson
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3 years
That is an absolute hall of fame entrant in Paper Tiger history, and big 10 fans who had a lot to say all season can stay the fuck out of my mentions forever
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4 years
Gonna be sunny and beautiful here in the Northeast, perfect day to spend 13 straight hours inside and close the windows
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2 years
OK! As Mario once said, in a high-pitched voice...here we goooooo! I'm launching a new project over at Substack starting today, called The Chalkboard! I am very excited to tell you about it...
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3 years
Imagine caring who Mattress Mack bet
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4 years
Remember when the cowboys ran a fake punt on 4th and 10 at 20-16 and now it’s 41-16
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4 years
I'll just go ahead and win every single bet today, as long as everyone's OK with it
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2 years
Best dm ever received
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7 years
If I said I was starting to map out a potential podcast for some point down the road, what would people's thoughts on that be?
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4 years
Remember when we did an overnights segment and UMASS, TCU and Troy all covered? Anyone remember that?
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7 years
I am excited to announce 2 things: 1) I have agreed to join @ActionNetworkHQ and contribute fun gambling content to their team. That should be awesome. 2) The first episode of "The Locky Lockerson Podcast" will be recorded and available by the weekend. Hopefully by Friday.
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4 years
Morning! Had my by-far worst college basketball day of the season, and then watched the Ravens teaser not cover on a legendary series of events. I did just get offered some dirty string cheese by my son, though, so we're gonna call it a wash. Hope everyone has a great Sunday!
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4 years
I never thought a person could rally like 99.9999999% of people to the opposite side of his argument, but holy fuck this guy did it
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Listen to this incredible crybaby
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Won't do this every night, but before I settle into the recliner...stuff I just bet overnight: UCONN -1 (pk may come back, -1 fine for me too) Montana pk Green Bay +6 Omaha -3 Kansas -23 Ok State -22.5 (-23 is fine too, nothing more than that) UMKC pk Have a great weekend
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@LockyLockerson
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2 months
In February while we were out in Vegas for the show, Femi drove out to Aria late after NFL honors, and we had a couple drinks to celebrate Flacco and Stefanski. Remarkable to think just 6 months later where everyone’s going. A great person. A friend. Excited for him!
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Join us in welcoming @FemiAbebefe as the newest addition to @YouBetterYouBet ! 🎙️🔥 A new era of Wagertainment with @TheKostos begins on Monday 08/26.
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@LockyLockerson
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4 years
It really is funny to see it displayed like this
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4 years
Quite possibly the worst bet ever placed for about 100 reasons.
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Bet into @SuperBookSports : $20,000 on the Brooklyn Nets at 14/1 for 2021 NBA Championship.
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@LockyLockerson
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3 years
This is why Amari Cooper, from the beginning, welcomed a trade: he felt he knew the truth would come out.
@AdamSchefter
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Cowboys are finalizing a trade to send WR Amari Cooper and a sixth-round pick to the Cleveland Browns for a 2022 fifth-round pick and a sixth-round pick, per league sources.
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4 years
I'm receiving word the Lakers have opened at -1000000000000000000000000 at offshores in the next series
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@LockyLockerson
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3 years
I move to 1-0 all-time when I bet an under while eating fried pickles by a pool. This is a trend we can use going forward. Happy New Year everyone.
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Locky's NFL Holiday Guide: 1) Show edge on SF, bet the Niners +4 Monday, talk about it on @YouBetterYouBet 2) Interview every guest, everyone says they love ARI 3) Get absolute worst of the number and feel stupid 4) Win 5) Pay off the Lululemon you bought your wife for Xmas
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2 years
In a related story here is my son Will eating the largest donut ever conceived by man. He made a wise choice.
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4 years
The pairing together of betting markets and media coverage is like the wildest probably unhealthy thing of all time
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MIAMI WINS AT ALL NUMBERS. WHAT A COMEBACK, FUCK CLV BING BONG
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@LockyLockerson
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3 years
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, I’ll tell you how I slapped the shit out of Chris Rock on the air
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4 years
22-3 in a week on the NBA would be pretty unbelievable if it wasn't being done live on the air at 6p ET every single day @YouBetterYouBet
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2 years
Ok fine one self-indulgent picture
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9 months
Nick and Ken both have now arrived in Las Vegas. The week of Super Bowl LVIII officially is underway. @TheKostos @YouBetterYouBet
@AdamSchefter
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Chiefs and 49ers both have now arrived in Las Vegas. The week of Super Bowl LVIII officially is underway.
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3 years
please stop. we all want this to stop.
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We've heard enough. Put him in the rafters 🏆 @Drake
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AKERS HAHAHAHAHAHAJDIFKEJENDJDJND
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@LockyLockerson
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3 years
Also since no one asked (last # I'd bet in parentheses): Cleve St-NKU o133 (134) East Carolina 5 (4) Canisius Rider o139 (141) Niagara Monmouth o130 (131.5) Marist Manhattan u140 (138) Valpo-SIU o122 (123.5) Colorado-Wazzu o131 (131.5) #bonusovernights have a pleasant evening
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3 years
A throwback for our growing audience. Enjoy your evenings and maybe don’t actually do this tomorrow.
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7 years
"Degenerate Christmas": A poem
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@LockyLockerson
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4 years
An exciting announcement (for me): I will be co-hosting @YouBetterYouBet every week, Monday-Friday, with @TheKostos , for football season. I am very happy to be doing this. Come check us out today on the @Radiodotcom app 4p-8p ET, will have show info this afternoon.
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@LockyLockerson
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3 years
Gonna be a lot tweeted about bet percent, sharp vs square, the public, whatever. It’s misleading almost across the board and as you’ll notice differs by sportsbook even in terms of their liability. Please don’t use this stuff as some predictive thing.
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Just read something crazy: With the Wes Johnson-for-Ajinca trade, the Clippers have now gotten rid of every single player from the 2016-17 team. That was just TWO YEARS AGO. Everyone gone.
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4 years
OK so tip for anyone who wants to overthrow the government, apparently you can just fucking waltz in
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4 years
You're never gonna believe it...but I won a lot again last night
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2 years
WE DID IT AGAIN EVERYONE
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3 years
Happy almost one-month-exactly anniversary to this delightful show review
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3 years
Can we get al inside please, the fuck are we doing
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WATCH: @alroker pummeled by waves as Hurricane Ida targets New Orleans
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Thanks to everyone who tuned in for our first Selection Sunday version of @YouBetterYouBet ! We had a blast, see you tomorrow.
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Comeback player of the year my ass
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3 years
Vacation update: may never leave. Hope everyone’s winning a lot. See ya Sunday morning.
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*Wentz trips and falls running to locker room* Griese: “in the offseason they have to think about upgrading this grounds crew, see what you can build around the quarterback”
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Can we please stop casually teasing the betrayal of Anne Frank during a fun sporting event
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2 years
If you were at the Aria sportsbook and had Gonzaga, and heard @thekostos screaming “fuck you!” at you, I apologize.
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Sure the Super Bowl is awesome but what about having a now 4-year-old who wakes you up dressed like this
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Lamelo shot 1-10 with 4 turnovers tonight in case you’re still watching that behind the back pass from like 8 days ago
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When your wife and kids had dinner at Chik-Fil-A and she got you an extra sandwich >>>>>
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5 years
Everyone incredibly depressed about lack of fans. How about.... Yes we are still having the NCAA tournament! This was in doubt and we get to have it still!
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Getting many DM variations of “hey glad you’re ok and stuff but what about cfb week 0” tugs at the old heart strings, let me tell you.
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4 years
Gosh it’s almost like this isn’t the giants bengals or Jaguars
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9m a year and dude can’t write a simple tweet reporting a sad story without stepping on a rake
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4 years
How about a prop over in the first 10 minutes, is that something everyone might be interested in? Bing bong bay. @TheKostos @YouBetterYouBet
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5 years
This type of statement basically explains a large amount of the Patriots dominance for 2 decades.
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3 years
Good news is, by the time the lockouts over we will be ready
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4 years
Seriously though 27-6 in a week is just stupid. I mean just absolutely stupid. What a ride.
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3 years
Fuck off
@nytimes
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3 years
A large iced coffee isn’t breakfast — no matter how many times you tell yourself it is. Try these easy on-the-go breakfasts instead.
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To be fair to Sirianni, Rocky did get the shit beat out of him to start every fight
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If you are betting a college basketball game today, you are an insane person who I sort of respect as a degen but also shake my head at. Good luck to all of you brave soldiers.
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Been watching Kansas-Kansas state for about a half hour and am reminded that as much as everyone complains about officiating in all sports, college hoops has an absolute monopoly on ref incompetence.
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Imagine not listening to our show
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9 months
Might make a triumphant return to being obnoxious as fuck on Twitter, let’s wait a bit
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7 months
First paper tiger goes down! Shout out to @PJGlasser9 who called it on the show this morning
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4 years
You know who hangs out at Bing Bong Bay? THE BING BONG BEARS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +2.5 1H cashes, thanks to everyone who listened @YouBetterYouBet @TheKostos
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Godspeed, whoever just jammed Malik Willis +3
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3 years
IMAGINE NOT BEING MY FRIEND
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4 years
I shudder to think about the Webber and Reggie anecdotes we are gonna get in this 4th quarter of a blowout
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3 years
Four hours of not this on @YouBetterYouBet …starting an hour earlier today!
@RealSkipBayless
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3 years
Why are LeBron and AD following Russell Westbrook’s wife on Instagram??? Now on @undisputed
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Remember when we watched a documentary series like it was the Super Bowl and the Olympics combined
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One year ago, The Last Dance premiered and gave us memes to last the next decade 🐐
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Just the dumbest team you could ever imagine
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DONT SAY THE PAPER TIGER ISNT A THING
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Little depressing time in sports, so let’s have some apps and margaritas. Enjoy your Wednesday night, folks.
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