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Just your friendly neighborhood idiot. Multifandom, just ask/observe. (18, #ActuallyAutistic )

#FreePalestine
Joined October 2019
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So after reading Twitter’s new plan, I’ve decided that it’s a good idea to scramble like an egg before we’re folded like omelettes I’ve made a Blu Sky account, so feel free to follow me on there if you know me from here and wanna be mutuals there too!
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I’m a STRONG believer in the theory that adding classical music instantly makes a meme 10x funnier on average For example, exhibit A:
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So I fact-checked this, and it’s very unfortunately true They really did bomb a kindergarten, and it’s a recent tragedy too, I really doubt there’s a human conscience behind the eyes of Zionists and the Israeli regime #PermanentCeasefireNOW #FreePalestine
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@eric_is_gameing This is literally holding someone’s information and safety hostage over a Minecraft YouTuber It’s actually insane
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@GoodReddit He’s imagining someone giving him the Radio-Head, isn’t he
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It’s come to my attention that “For example, exhibit A” is actually bad English, so please excuse my poor grammar and pretend it’s just one or the other Thank you for sending in everything, by the way, loved every video I saw in the replies and quotes Have a great day, everyone
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Here, a Pikmin meme I made when I should’ve been sleeping (potentially loud noise warning) Hopefully this format isn’t already dead in the water
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@YodaTheStoner69 They didn’t say you had to use the knife on the apples
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@RGGrill0 @shonenknives Perhaps the real treasure was the brain damage we picked up along the way
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@Niceguy1341 Absolutely beautiful meme, thank you for contributing
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@oceanratVEVO YO what is up you guys? Right now we're at, MCDONALD'S, and it is currently 3, in the MORNING! And we just found out, when you come to McDonald's AT 3 in the morning, you can order, the Among Us happy meal you guys. That's right, you heard me, the Among Us, happy meal you guys
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@GoodReddit The healthiest Genshin Impact player
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@TheAnything_Bot Do we talk about him now, or
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@loose_snake This video’s funny as hell, so you get a pass this time
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@ManMilk2 No, it’s not okay to give your 10 year old children dildos Those are meant for adults getting sexual pleasure, not tiny children who should be busy with doing schoolwork, playing or just overall enjoying their childhood years while they can
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@TimeLordNivek The theory still rings true (thank you for the wonderful clip)
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@PhishCaek I think the Twitter algorithm recognized Six Flags from this tweet
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@WifeBurger It IS well animated with the characters each having their own personality in the stride Too bad it’s for a baby’s first Squid Game
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@Realkingjohnny_ @tanookitales Hentai addicts when they see hair (it’s a porn reference)
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@GoodReddit Beware the Dick Biscuit Area
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@kitschcollie Imagine being a little kid innocently flipping through your Angry Birds posters and then you suddenly see realistic King Pig giving you a death glare
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@elliotduby Shaggy training under Johnny Cage and learning shadow energy is a thought that I now cannot remove from my head Honestly I’m not sure if I want to remove it
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@KutikiPlayz Probably, but I’ve never been known for providing good examples
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@TheAnything_Bot I mean, it’s two coconuts and a woman Shouldn’t be that hard to endure a trip to any country with
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@Brouzaway Something like this?
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@ashsgago The fake PNG background absolutely sells this image
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@TheAnything_Bot I have some good news for you
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@insaneppltweets If you cheated on that person, you didn't truly love them Get that weak stuff outta here
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@weirdrealitymp4 What the Root does to a mf
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@____Vanny Notice how everything in “What we actually want” is fanmade/analog horror and absolutely nothing from the actual series
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@badvgtakes Me on my way to go to jail for emulating Crash Bandicoot on the Game Boy
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@Groovy_Waffle @PhoenixRedtail Oh yeah? Then explain this
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@insaneppltweets I didn't know where the insane tweet was until I clicked Now that's what I like to call bad timing
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@SantaDecides Merry Christmas
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Of course they do, who in their right minds wouldn’t choose PEAK over sex
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸
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This is disturbing...
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@Davedoot1 BandanKirby on his way to demolish a child on the internet for wanting Fire Mario to shoot fire
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@Swag_K1RBY Megatron after Megamort hits him with the “Ha Cha Cha”
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@Cosmolonian Loved the character arc where Mordecai realizes the hollow pursuit of masculinity and handsomeness after killing Johnny, really moving storyline
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@Mevans2703 I love how the song’s just a casual nursery rhyme, then Mickey emits a scream of the damned after his entire skeletal system is broken by a merciless engine driver
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@OutOfContextTRB Even the bootlegs know to keep the awesome ending in
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@DeathBattleBot Samsung Sam’s disguise disintegrates into nothing in the Lord’s light, revealing her to be nothing but Satan’s disciple God realizes she is too far gone, and thus sends her back to Hell
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@SantaDecides No, they don’t deserve just the naughty list They deserve the NAUGHTIEST list for disrespecting a talented man’s death
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@TheAnything_Bot This isn’t very conventional couples therapy, but it works
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@GoodReddit Nothing quite like drinking 10 Florida ounces of orange juice on a nice summer day
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Me turning into a far right conservative (I played Bionicle Heroes and Calling All Mixels on my computer)
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Nostalgia is inherently right wing
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@OneBorb This isn't a rhythm This is a stroke, two heartbeat monitors of emergency patients, the jumbled mess of sounds at a birthday party, the business of an airport, the whole kitchen sink
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@TheAnything_Bot A final duel between the Slayer and the Soldier
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@No_Context_PvZ Every time I see this video, I don’t know whether I’m laughing because it’s funny or laugh-crying because I’m going insane
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@FirearmsRetro In space, nobody can hear you scream Farting, on the other hand…
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@TheAnything_Bot I think you got that backwards
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@gamershawker @GimmickAccsOOC2 Imagine this scene but with the rant in the original post
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@Tomathius Omg I can’t see fictional women panties literally 1984!!!!!!!!
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@flingsmashswit2 The hive mind is fast, my friend Do not question them, for it is futile
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So Twitter decided to suspend my boy P1ckledPea for zero reason, and he isn’t able to access his alt account either for reasons I’m deeply tired of this site suspending my friends while degenerates just run around scot-free, it honestly isn’t fair
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Real footage of YouTube attempting to meet the bare minimum when fixing an issue
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@wayneradiotv so here's what we found out: we know it’s not often intentional, but there may be times when playlists contain content that’s not allowed on the platform. this isn't the news we hoped to deliver, but appreciate your understanding 😥 for more, click here:
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@twindrill1 @kythytil A fucking Walter White fancam is how I find out Kevin Macleod’s doing NFTs??? You cannot make this shit up
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@anythingbott Clifford: Clifford the Big Red Dog
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@youtube_bad “If anything, it should increase her self esteem, not make her uncomfortable” Hmm, yes, because being needlessly sexualized by the internet is totally a good thing that you should be proud of instead of naturally feeling uncomfy about how so many people see you in this way
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@treasuresson People wanna bring in gender/sexuality just to complain about how “woke” media is nowadays, even if it’s not related at all to the original context At least, that’s my best guess for this nonsense
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@ConfusingImages Even during a flood, the grind never stops
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@DynamoSuperX Eat the chicken and fish separately, then you could *possibly* attempt to actually eat the burger
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@___YEMB0 Call of Duty: Infinite Erection Plants vs. Zombies: Erection Warfare 2 (Not my current favorites, but they are still good) Erection of the Colossus Little Big Erection 3 Aliens vs. Erection Dead Erection 2 Mortal Erection 11 Injustice: Erections Among Us
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@Peargor Pain, nothing but pain
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@nescartridges What kind of matchup is Finn vs Danny Phantom, what do these lyrics mean, why is this even a thing
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@TheAnything_Bot Jesse can cook, but can Jesse *cook?*
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@FactsPvZ Spikeweed evolving into Spikerock
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@Nick97991188 Eh, that’s typical teenage behavior Masturbation is normal during puberty because, you know, hormones are annoying Now, giving sex toys to children, that’s a different story
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@AboutNintendo We’re never gonna get out of Speculation Hell, are we
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𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐎𝐓 ⠀ ↬ Whoever likes this, would *metal pipe sound effect* ↬ Whoever RTs this, has a *metal pipe sound effect* ↬ Whoever comments, wants to be your *metal pipe sound effect* 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡, *metal pipe sound effect*
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@CoolGladiator15 @ShapedInternet As a loyal customer of 6 years for Big Bill Hell’s, I can most definitely say that the deals are even WORSE than what they show here 10/10 experience, would shop for exploding old cars again
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@TheAnything_Bot Captain Underpants would solo Thanos guaranteed
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You guys didn’t look away from the screen to make loading feel faster?
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what who actually did this
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@MistToio @GoodReddit It’s called a miniscule amount of trolling, my boy
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@TheAnything_Bot To be fair, he was the man who killed Hitler
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@lotrimin Thanks Twitter for promoting this Now to go beg God for forgiveness so I can be cleansed of this sin
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@oceanpawzz Had to do a double take when I saw the like count, has the fabled Alleb Banger finally happened?
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@RagingSpider909 Me after placing two blocks on a Minecraft woman’s chest
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@TheAnything_Bot I have some good news for you
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So my Garden Warfare’s audio got bugged out, and it gave me the realization that Chomper actually plays (what could be) an edited version of his PvZ 1 chomp sound when you successfully bite a Zombie It’s the little things like this that give this series so much charm, honestly
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@MrThiccBone Man, old DbD was such an interesting game Completely janky and unbalanced, but it was *very* interesting
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Welp, happy birthday to me! Kinda crazy how fast these 17 years have passed, but I suppose time flies when you’re having fun
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@TheAnything_Bot Pray that Natsuki’s cupcakes stand the chef’s test
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@Nick97991188 Yes, it’s okay to teach your kids about sex, but just straight up giving them a sex toy just isn’t the way to go about it There are far better ways of education and such
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Welp, today’s the day, I am now officially 18, insert some joke about hating minors here All of that aside, thank you all for everything, I love y’all (platonically) Here’s to many more days spent messing around on the world wide web, everybody
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The shampoo bottles in the shower when they hear this absolute heat of a strawman
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@RealGamerduck The virgin NFT: - Looks like trash - Ultra expensive for just a JPEG - Doesn’t give wife what she wants - Not relaxing The chad hot tub: - Looks wonderful - Reasonable price for its purpose - Gives wife what she wants - Super relaxing
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I think my PlayStation Store’s going haywire because of all the people who got a PS5 or a PlayStation gift card, because absolutely nothing wants to work Oh well, might as well enjoy the festivities and wait until the traffic clears up to get some stuff
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@SmugLore_yt "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TRY AND FUCK THE FROG??? IT'S A MY HERO ACADEMIA REFERENCE, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!!!"
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@TheBatMuppet25 Fake news, clearly it earned much more #MorbiusSweep
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@TheAnything_Bot Walter White after spelling ICUP
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@HahaJonathan_ Haha Jonathan, our long excruciating wait is over
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