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Joined September 2018
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 months
Feelings are annoying, uthi uzihlelele kamnandi gqii sewuthanda umntu
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@Lizwi_G
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1 year
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Photo ๐Ÿ“ธ of you hustling.๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ‘€
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
8 months
That Imithandazo song will carry us again nakulo unyaka, ayidiki tuu lengoma.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
1 year
I once used it, yandilanda la bra from ultra city ndisiya e Ngebs. ihamba nge polo ekhala amapiano yathi masiqale e southernwood kanti siya kwi house party yetshomi yayo. Kwasa ndiphaya ndonwabile ke phofu
@Noponti
Noponti
1 year
Bolt waseMthatha??๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
2 years
Sincame sayilungisa ngokwethu indlela apha elalini.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
5 months
waqond'ba uzobayeka bona ubuze thina.
@ntsikimazwai
NtsikiMazwaiMedia
5 months
Guys why are white men attracted to me? ๐Ÿฅฒ
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
Ebesiyaphi kuthwe makuhlalwe ezindlini?
@NziphoZimnyama
Songs of Solomon ๐Ÿซง
4 years
Umntanam took his first steps izolo๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
24 days
Eyakho ingqondo caba mayiphole ucingelwe zezi zethu.
@SingilaElihle
@Africa
24 days
My date is running late and I've been waiting for almost 2 hours ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Do I continue to wait or Uber home?
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 months
Fana nje nalamagqirha/maxhwele agcwele apha kwi TL.
@Rochelle__Meyer
Rochelle Meyer
4 months
I wouldnโ€™t trust a lawyer or doctor with a twitter account ๐Ÿ˜’
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
3 months
Uphantse wasithuka.
@ntufesh
iNฦšฯ…ฦšิ‹ฯ…ฦ™ฯƒ
3 months
Mqudu wenu nonke lapho EC ๐Ÿ˜ซ
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
6 months
Kwanto enohili phakathi soze ilunge
@Africa_Archives
Africa Archives โ„ข
6 months
Should Swahili language be adopted as the official language of Africa?
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
5 months
Wonqena kakhulu ubuyela esikolweni?
@__sinaye
Sinaye Kotobe
5 months
Letโ€™s switch it up snipers ๐Ÿ’Ž Iโ€™m coming for the modelling space! ๐Ÿ“น: โฆ @Stylist_Nkosi โฉ
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
8 months
Zezi namgxothela zona.
@UWFM88_106FM
Umhlobo Wenene FM
8 months
Molweni Bahlobo. Zeziphi iinkumbulo ezimnaaandi okanye ezintle eninokuthi nabelane ngazo nathi malunga noKci? #RIPKCi #UnomhloboMhlobo #Xhosa
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
3 months
Clause zobhatala i royalties zabantu uyawuzigqiba nini zona?
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djsbu
3 months
CLAUSE 24
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
1 month
Cwaka nge Ice Tropez, nithe phithi yi Bernini mimosa ngoku. Nizi lab rats nina
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
1 year
umntu ingase anxilele ababantu asela nabo.
@magqib
Doda Ndoda
1 year
And ke singamaXhosa asinazintloni ngoDr Nandipha Sekeleni. Ngomnye wethu!
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@Lizwi_G
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1 year
@ZuzuMajola Hayi wathi lamjita masiqabule ngayo
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
2 months
Clearly you're not their friend, kwa uqale ngozohlekisa ngabo apha uyeke unqanda ingxaki
@Usisipho_N
Lovey ๐Ÿฆ‹
2 months
Lmfaoooooo 2 of my friends are dating the same person bona they are not friends they are friends with me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
2 years
@mzee_Thikazi Noko ayondlela yothetha leyo.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
1 year
@wholesomeNDG Ndalibala noba bendizoyothini apho
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 months
@Laza_Lurvin I'm horrified by the people who keep sharing that video
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
3 months
Butterworth People, xanidinga iinkuni, contact me. Please Retweet my customers could be on your TL.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
1 month
Utywala nibusela kakubi nina, anina discipline.
@MbaliK90
๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘Mbali๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘
2 months
Round 3
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@Lizwi_G
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7 months
Abantwana benu mabangasibethi e mall, ndawuphindisa mna.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
May we receive great news this week. -new jobs -approved funds -new girlfriends/boyfriends -lobola negotiations Konke njee bethuna โค
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
1 year
@OfUthando25652 We find you
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
5 years
Isidingo is probably canned for exposing the real issues in mining industry.
@SundayWorldZA
Sunday World News
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[BREAKING NEWS]: Generations: The Legacy deadlocked and Isidingo canned. Grab a copy of the @SundayWorldZA .
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
5 months
Nithwele ngale papa.
@MohaleMotaung_
ยฟ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝยฟ
5 months
Lunch
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
Ndakhe ndajola ne catfish kanene apha (old account) โ˜นโ˜น
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
6 years
Yep, cut to the chase and save each other time
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
1 year
Date whoever you want guys! your neighbors, pastors , psychiatrists, lawyers, helpers,stokvel members, community forum leaders... konke njee!
@DRACULAURlTA
draculaura
1 year
Dating a coworker is so crazy. you can not be that lonely
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
5 years
Andihlelanga, just came by to tell you all that my Girlfriend makes me so happy. She wants us to have a baby, kanti akayazi ba mna ndizama izinto zam zide zibe right zonke so that ndizomtshata.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
1 month
I love it. Ngu in and out o simple. Awube ujikeleza
@Shoun_B
Asisipho Burwana
1 month
Iโ€™m sorry but the East London airport kills me so much ๐Ÿ˜ญโœ‹๐Ÿฝ
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
Endlini kabani?
@News24
News24 ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
4 years
Working from home? You can still be fired for drinking on the job | @BISouthAfrica
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
Ndiyazithanda i sit-ins mna, kungabikho drama kungabalelwana. Kuhlalwe, kuncokolwe, kutyiwe, kuselwe kujaivwe
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
1 year
@TreyZzee Even forgot what i really came for eMthatha
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
3 months
u Mama wonwabe kula Centane
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
Ndiyayithanda lanto ithi "Never look like your problems"... it gives me strength mna ndodwa
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
5 months
Yes, being alone and enjoying the peace and quietness.
@theHirohito
theHirohitoยฎ
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Let's be honest, is there any better experience than this one ?? ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
6 years
My problem with this is when I'm out having fun at night on a weekend and some drunk drivers fail to spot my car at the parking.
@Uncle_Benz_
Mr Benz
6 years
all black is what is most beautiful๐Ÿ˜ˆโšซ๏ธ #Nwar โ˜ ๏ธ
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@Lizwi_G
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2 months
@Musanathi2 Ndiyamva mna ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
10 months
Bekumele sikula weekend ye 15 ka December ngoku
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
You can gain indoda If awukho busy, ndi ready.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
7 months
Have a life outside the relationship, niyayi ncamathela indoda nina, worse ke niyadika yerrrrr!
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
1 year
@Pearl_PearlyK Or you can spot opportunities we might benefit from your town
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
1 year
unxibe ngathi zeza braz zazi zonke inyama ezikhutshwayo xakuxhelwa inkomo.
@loyisogola
Loyiso Gola
1 year
Life is happening for you not to you.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
1 year
@yongy094 Yep, I had the best random time
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
2 years
Msej, ninxibe o shoti nentsimbi ebuhlanti?
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
11 months
Ngoku ubukhula kugcwele ukutya qho nge Christmas kowenu, ubucinga bucholwe?
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
Kanene ukufa nikuhlonipha emakwenu qha.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
10 months
Thanga Valley, Butterworth apha ePhondweni
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@Qoboqobo4
Sonwabile
10 months
Esigidini,emaXesibeni(Mount Ayliff),Eastern Cape Photo by Azizi Njawuza Umzi nomzi unegadi aphaโค๏ธ
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
1 year
@thamietee14 No vacancies okwangoku ๐Ÿคฃ
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
6 months
Yho hayi, language ye ndlavini. Have some decorum
@CFCsiyangece
mafia๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months
Amacherry that text like this give the best sex ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
I know ya'll are busy but please hear me out.....
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
10 months
Lol worse ba yi girlfriend yomntu ke leya i poste la pic
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
One of your prayers will be answered this week, if that doesn't happen nibuye nizondingomba.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
These ladies felt so sorry for and took me for a date, kwamnadi kwayilonto. Till today we're all still good friends bandihleka ngalanto oko xasidibana ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ the end! SANUHAMBE NINCWASA BRAZ! YESES!
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
17 days
My kids โค๏ธ
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
EC and Bloem Twitter, whenever you need legal assistance don't hesitate to call.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
2 months
Zi empty ezi departments, employees take pension, some resign and others die but hardly ever get replaced. Masiqeshwe bethuna!
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
7 months
nawe ubokhe usebenzise leyakho ingqondo.
@ZintleDiko
Miss Diko
7 months
Is it compulsory to pay a tip at restaurants?
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
8 months
Ezinye i topic apha zifuna ukhe uthule ufunde kwaba banolwazi oluthe vetshe ngazo.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 months
Chief Director : Agricultural Economics and Marketing Department
@juliethardt
J Girl
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
Andimfuni nyani umntu otaka for more than 3 days, haibo hamba uye kwakho!
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
5 months
i right ngoku injeya, you get in and get out simple. Ayondawo yohambisa imini
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
8 months
80% ePhondweni, Class of 2023.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
2 years
Nale yolala wedwa every night iyoze ibeyi cause of death ngenye imini.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
7 months
@Qoboqobo4 For that matter
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
I want a girlfriend that has a life outside our relationship. - have time for your friends and family - have time for your work and school stuff - have time to yourself SUFUNA USOKO UTHE NCAA KUM!
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
It's the Last born's birthday today. A Qualified CA(SA) , A Mother and Wife. Wishing her all the finest things and more Blessings in Life โค๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿฅฐ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฅ‚
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
Isincwaso sam kwi TL is just banter, let's keep it at that. Andidingi mntu
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
I deserve a weekend in Port Alfed when this all over. Boat cruise, quad biking, spa treatment, walks along the beach and stuff like that
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
2 years
Soze ndenze step mna noske siyeke ngatshati
@Kim_Laura1
Kim Laura
2 years
This is beautiful ๐Ÿคฉ But ko ga Mphahlele ba ka se dumele ankere ba nyaka ge ba thuntลกha lerole ba remana ka ditekesele ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฏ
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
9 years sober this year ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟโค
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
1 year
Slow day in the office?
@City_Press
City Press
1 year
MaMkhize on Insta: 3 million followers and counting .
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
5 months
inezothe i content creation, ngoku funeka nibe nisenza ngathi benilele
@Bigqadi
Qadi
5 months
NEED
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
6 years
Never give up on Love, eventually you'll find someone who wants to be with you through your worst and best days โค
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
Yiyekeni lento yonxila naphakathi evekini.
@HermaineM
Hermaine M
4 years
Cassper nyovest is 2PAC of our generation.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
2 months
Kude kubekho ne tags, caba funeka ucace xa ungamenywanga
@LwazieKaDontsa
Lwazie Mnyamana
2 months
Andinongena, ndingajika Kum ayiyo, ingayiyo komnye
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 months
I hate cool kids, yhuu! Aba bantwana. I was shell garage apha ebika ndifole emva kwabo ndibulise ( being polite) lo uphambili utsho kulo usemva kwam ba "he's so cute"... yhehake! Andimdala for uba cute ebantwaneni
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
2 years
@CarWootah Banganya netshomi zabo
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
So it's my Mother's today and i came back home with a surprise cake and dinner only to find out my Father also did the same thing. Kungcono nje ba we bought different things ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 years
Zekhe niyeke u underminer i family members zenu ezingaphangeliyo (knowing very well that they're trying their best).
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
1 year
Why don't they go block the Mayor's office? Why must civilians suffer? Ndiyabonyanya onoTaxi. Azinangqondo ezizinja
@TrafficSA
TrafficSA
1 year
Cape Town - #TaxiStrike N2 Inbound: ROAD BLOCKED at the Airport exit
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
5 months
Andifuni noyibona intombi etshayayo , noba yi hubby and I don't care.
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
4 months
@Laza_Lurvin My account was hacked, the Hawks are still investigating the culprit
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@Lizwi_G
LMG
5 years
There's nothing wrong with the Renault Kwid. If you can afford it, go buy it niyeke umamela abantu.
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