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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

11 months

Twitter forever :’)

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

4 months

@OKAYYYWOWWW THE HORSES????

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 years

Ok so when i was 17 my boyfriend died & i always stayed close with his mom. Fast forward to my pregnancy; i go to tell her & she looks at me like 😳 and runs into the back room of her office & brings this out. She won a raffle the week before & was like “idk anyone with a baby”

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penny lane

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6 months

Made my first meal from The Unofficial Sims Cookbook last night & it was delicious 🥲

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

5 months

My 2yo just dug this out from the depths of the bathroom drawer of the house i grew up in & i

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

7 months

Reese wanted a Stereotypical Barbie as well as a Weird Barbie. Her dad was able to find a Stereotypical Barbie but Weird Barbie wasn’t easy to find. Then I remembered, Weird Barbie was never bought. Weird Barbie was created.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

So my neighbors dog that jumped reese this morning… Came home to this hanging on our door 🥺

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 months

Kick it over so theyre damaged out & thrown out back & dumpster divers will get free birth control instead of having to pay $60 a pack!!!!! Love this idea so glad you suggested it.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

1 year

I will tell this story any time Airbnb is brought up. My mom rented a house for a week last summer. The owners charged a multi-hundred dollar cleaning fee. In their rule book, we had to wash/dry/make all the bedding before we left. 5 beds. Checkout was at 10am.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

This year i pushed a beautiful tax return out of my coochie Baby I mean baby

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

Im a terrible mother. I just WIPED. my daughters. FACE. So terrible.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 months

@RobinHoodlum My EKG class required us to have the vaccine to take the class in the first place. It also required us to perform/receive 6+ EKGs on each other to pass. I can’t recall any abnormalities on any of my classmates tbh so I’m curious what she means in this totally real scenario

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 years

My husband was breastfed, I was formula fed. We’re both pieces of shit, there’s no difference.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 years

I’m sorry but the fuzzy socks stay on during sex

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

4 months

I wouldn’t mind the price of groceries skyrocketing if the quality of them did as well. I know it’s February but EVERY head of lettuce is already wilted IN THE STORES whenever i go shopping. My onion rotted two days after i bought it. This shit isn’t normal.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

6 months

A year ago today my ex husband was screaming in my face bc i didn’t bring down the trash. He called me a useless bitch in front of my children, not for the first time, but for the first time my youngest turned and looked at me almost as if she was thinking “why do you allow this”

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

11 months

Womens healthcare, where you get an entire organ removed from your body and are sent home with ~Tylenol~

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

@Velociraptorz36 @kaylakanee Trauma works in weird ways my friend. Dont question it.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 months

@deestiv ACAB DOES NOT INCLUDE OLIVIA BENSON!!!

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 months

Just witnessed a mom tell her kid “you need to hold my hand in the parking lot, its the law” & i fully relate to that bc just 2 months ago i told my toddler shes gonna go to jail if she doesnt put her sneakers back on in the restaurant we were in at the time

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

@zephanijong I do resemble his ex tho, I don’t even have to ask him 🥴 worst part is strangers tell me my daughter looks just like me… i adopted her from his ex 🥴🥴🥴

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

9 months

He blocked me in the middle of discussing transportation of our daughter. Our court order states he has the kids Sun-Wed. He really thinks he’s doing something by “documenting” that i wont do him a favor when i cant even communicate about said favor…

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 months

“Jesus died for your sins” I’m not about to let another man manipulate me sorry that happened tho!

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

10 months

Shoutout to the girl working at Lush the other day who was assisting me with picking out a new eye mask. She made her recommendation by saying “I cry a lot so this one’s perfect for the bags under my eyes”

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

1 year

Their wash alone took over an hour per load. Meaning the latest we would be able to wake up after sleeping in our beds was 4am. We ended up washing them all the night before & just making the beds in the morning.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 months

I think its very selfish to suggest my kids to grow up without a mother rather than a little sibling idk

🦋Naomi🦋

@_Bignanaa

3 months

I think you are a very selfish person if you ask doctors to save you instead of your child when there is a compilation during childbirth.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

All i want for Mother’s Day is a day to myself. No kids, no husband, nobody. Just me & my laptop, naps whenever i want, with my kitties by my side. I need rest. I need silence.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

4 months

When my ex is trying to make me look bad by telling people that I was previously a SWer, do you think he tells them he was doing SW with me too? Or do you think he conveniently leaves that part out bc it doesnt fit his narrative

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

1 year

Last week I explained what it is to be “overstimulated” to my 6 year old. “Sometimes when there’s a lot of noise, or things going on, or im being touched too much, i get overstimulated.” Today she started to describe basically the same thing when i asked her to snuggle.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

1 year

My bf bought me a $160 dress at the mall yesterday. I saw it on display, fell in love, walked in & went to find it in my size. Employee walked over to assist & i saw the $$ & tried it on just so i wouldnt feel rude. I told M I’m not gonna get it & he looks at me & tells me to???

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 years

Being a mom is not for the weak

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 months

Todays hot take is… defending drunk driving..? Weird energy. EXTREMELY weird energy.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

Fuck anyone who knowingly sells fentanyl. If you sell that shit, fuck you and everything you love.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

7 months

The Reveal 💕

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 months

@bignoodlefan Each of the cats on day 1, Hendrix after a few months, and Hendrix the other night (she’ll be 3 in June). Belly’s a bit of a nervous girl but Hendrix has been by her side theyre BFFs

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 months

@ComputeBlu @SomaKazima She tiptoed around all this information lol this is just messy.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

9 months

My bf decided to make a FB back in July simply for memes & to like my selfies. To this day he has 6 friends & theyre my 2 besties, my parents, my sister, & my brother (who has had ME blocked since 2021 bc he doesn’t like my prochoice views). He has never made a single post.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

1 year

My boyfriend’s parents are going away for a while and are leaving the dog with him while they’re gone. Dog. With him. At his apartment. Where i sleep 3 nights a week and hangout every chance i get. I’m so excited.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

This is the job i want, in the unit i wanna be in, with the hours i want, and the hospital i wanna be at. PLEASE cross your fingers that they have another opening come this fall when im certified!

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

5 months

Usually i don’t bother responding to him when he goes on his little temper tantrums but I’ve fucking had it lol like i get that you’re embarrassed you forgot but that’s your own problem not mine

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 months

Here’s my insight on being a SAHM: I was miserable the first time i did it. But i was also in a very controlling & abusive marriage. I wasnt allowed to leave the house by myself. I vividly remember fighting with him bc i wanted to go to walmart to get a money order for rent alone

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

6 months

@antifaoperative Did i read the article correctly? The boy was in foster care for basically all of his life & was killed pretty soon after being placed back with his biological parents? Another kid failed by the system… I’m so heartbroken.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

8 months

I know I said i would never marry someone ive only known for a few months ever again but this man made me *you know* with zero assistance last night. Like both our hands holding each other & i was still able to 🫨. So anyway I’ll be looking at dresses & venues later

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 months

Ever since i could remember i have always felt like hot garbage when i first wake up like idk how there’s people who get up & can have a whole conversation & be fine, my throat is on fire my nose is stuffed up my back hurts like everything is wrong. Every morning since childhood

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

4 months

I feel like jobs shouldnt be able to drastically change the dress code with zero notice unless they give all their staff a stipend for a new wardrobe. I have zero clue what to wear to work tmro bc i was not prepared for this change 🥲

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

9 months

I seriously hope he DOES take me to court over this so the judge can see him make a fool of himself for a second time. I’m not bending over backwards for someone who can’t even communicate about the process of bending over backwards for him…

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

11 months

Thursday night i drove past the street my buddy got hit last year. An ambulance was pulling out & I got a weird feeling. When i later arrived at my destination, there was a car parked outside. Plate spelled out his name. Today would’ve been his 24th birthday.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 years

@pytchelsss And I bet there’s gonna be those “she’s just a kid herself” people. No, she’s old enough to know better. She’s old enough to understand she can ask for help & if she can’t get it, she shouldn’t go party. I was babysitting at 13 years old and I knew better. There’s 0 excuse.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

8 months

@TeamJonasRusher Despite popular beliefs, moms are allowed to take a break from being a mom, especially when they share custody with the other parent & it’s the other parent’s time. Also despite *contrary* belief, dads have responsibilities and obligations as well when it comes to their kids.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 months

Big news… I’M ENGAGED!!!!! Met a goth chick at uni & then proposed to her our senior year. Moved back to Belldonna Cove & will be having the wedding shortly!!! Big step in my life 💜 will be taking suggestions for baby names bc adoption will be coming tomorrow!!!

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

1 year

I one saw this quote about “I’m holding someone’s entire childhood in my hands” and it struck me. I think of it every time I’m feeling down now. If i were to ever do something drastic, my children’s lives would be forever changed. I need to remember that.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

11 months

Constantly monitoring your partner’s electronics to make sure theyre not cheating is abuse & youll never convince me otherwise 😌

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

10 months

Last week in court my lawyer was writing up our stipulation & asked P if he agreed to pay for his truck in my name. Dude tells him he “really can’t afford that right now” and my lawyer looks right back at him and says “ok but someone has to pay it, why should she” damn STRAIGHT

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

My Montessori group on Facebook is whack. “Someone just bought my son a BALL pit and its COLORFUL what do i DO”

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 years

I should clarify this came up on my snapchat memories im not pregnant again yet!!

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

Just so yall know its toxic af to read through your partners phone. Whether theyre being sketchy or not, you’re completely violating their privacy and its fucking rude.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

9 months

Expects me to transport our daughter to school every morning on his days that he demanded but then doesnt bring her out for 10,20, sometimes 30 mins. Everyday without fail. Wants to block me in the middle of communicating about such. Ok, yes, please take this to court???

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

11 months

My ex didn’t wear his at his job (understandably, it would be dangerous) but threw a FULL BLOWN hissy fit when i told him i was gonna wear mine on a necklace in the med field bc constantly wearing latex gloves was bad for the stones

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11 months

I think it’s weird when married men don’t wear their wedding ring.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

Turning off my phone screen when my 4 year old gets out of bed so she thinks im asleep, as if im hiding my gameboy from my mom after bedtime

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

8 months

Why do you think I’m gonna have an ounce of respect for you when you are consistently late for everything lol Esp coming from the person whose go-to phrase is “ReSpeCt iS eArnEd”

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

11 months

@mara_marinara My ex would follow me around the house screaming at me & block the door so i couldnt leave during such. Take my phone/keys so i cant get help. Eventually I’d start acting like this, crying & hitting then he’d whip out his phone & say “look how crazy/abusive you look.”

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

1 year

You cannot pick and choose when you feel like being a parent.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

9 months

When i was a kid my mom had a “Funny Money” store where we could do chores to earn “money” that bought us little toys from a bin. ~18 years later I extended the idea with my partner who will buy me things from my Amazon wishlist in exchange for doing self care acts everyday 🥲

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

7 months

Buying 25 pairs of the same color socks bc i am ~sick of~ constantly trying to match them

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

4 months

Tonight 6 says outta nowhere “you have a baby in your belly right now” and im like BAHAHA NO I DO NOT & asked her not to tell people that bc thats a serious thing & M & i havent been together long enough yet. She goes “yeah he’d wonder where you got a baby from”

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

1 year

Anyway needless to say I put his D down my throat hours later

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

Ok im from the city so i always get so excited when i see cows and shit, but then i remember theres people that see cows everyday? Like they walk outside and BOOM theres a COW because they own a FARM and thats so cool to me. Man i fuckin love cows.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

8 months

How do I kindly tell my kids daycare that theyre spelling her name wrong? They always spell it “Lilly” on the app & her artwork but we spell it Lily. I’ve tried to casually comment her name on the pictures on the app but i dont think thats enough & i dont wanna come off rude?

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

11 months

I’m not paying the phone bill this month. I’m paying the bills that effect MY credit & my kids, thats it. He can deal with not having service seeing as he doesn’t wanna pay for it anymore. Not my problem 🤷‍♀️ talk to yall when I’m on wifi!

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

6 months

So youre telling me you never would’ve maxed out my credit cards, begged me for a loan for your new teeth, gotten a truck in my name, etc, if you knew ahead of time that i was gonna find out about your infidelity & get fed up with your abuse? Bffr, loser ass bitch 😭

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

@CartierFish @catrussy A deranged form of social media, typically used by incels and other people that hate other people. I’m pretty sure it’s also used for gaming related things but it has a bad rep now, understandably

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

5 months

Really uncomfortable finding out that my 6 year old sleeps in the same bed as her dad & his gf that hes been dating for like 2 months 🥴

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

@pb_and_garlic @AbortedFemcel @tinywienerbabe This is giving me major vanilla vibes idk

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

4 months

My partner said something that made me upset earlier. I expressed i was hurt. He got defensive at first but then said something along the lines of “but you’re telling me it hurt you & i can’t say your feelings are wrong” & it was like damn, that’s all i needed to hear, ever

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

It’s normal to mourn the life you had before becoming a parent.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

8 months

When he called me a “useless bitch” in front of our two children and i saw them both just stare at me in silence after. Started coming up with a plan & then the next night found out he had been cheating on me for years so I told my mom everything & she opened her home for us

Baby girl 💕

@chennifhar

8 months

How did you know it was time to end that relationship?

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 months

I can’t believe i actually agreed to marry this man jfc

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

4 months

My ex husband really sent my lawyer an email saying he feels he’s being treated like a cash cow bc he’s … hes being asked to reimburse his debts that he refuses to take accountability for 💀 i cant with this man

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 months

My kids biomom neglected & abandoned her so what does that say about straight people then..? If you saw the claw marks on the inside of her bedroom door & the bald spots on her head when i first met her I’m sure youd feel otherwise. My kid is cared for now. Thats what matters.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

6 months

Since then i have been thriving. I have not attempted to end my life once. I have not even harmed myself. I got my ED under control & I take care of myself. I’m back to work. I have a loving, caring partner who has never once raised his voice at me. Who respects me when i say no.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

YOURE GONNA SIT THERE AND YOURE GONNA TELL ME THAT IM WRONG? AM I 🆆🆁🅾🅽🅶

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 months

Tell me you have kids who dont put the brush back in the same spot so you can never find it without telling me you have kids who dont put the brush back in the same spot so you can never find it

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

9 months

@raisintinybabes Seriously! Like yes go ahead and prove you cant even be responsible during the days you demanded strictly so that you can pay less child support… lol its comical. He wants the fun part of being a parent, not the logistical parts. The judge is gonna LOVE that.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

What i sent my mom vs what she sent me Both girls are ZONKED

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

@RealGatorHours @ramen_wood @deleteevelyn So why dont you just move to the middle of nowhere where the nearest grocery store is 18 miles away, fire trucks would take 50 mins to respond to your call, your family isnt remotely close to nearby, and your commute to work requires a jet? You dont HAVE to live near the city 🫠

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

Theres this one acct on #MomTwitter who has followed, unfollowed, followed, unfollowed me over and over and can never seem to make up her mind, but she seems to have no issue interacting with my husband 👀

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

@LueMfobo @hodges_daneisha Please tell me you reported that. Its fine if you didnt tho! I understand its hard and its YOUR choice to do so. Regardless, i am so sorry you had to go through that.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

6 months

My bf is buying a house & has me look at some for him. Its his house, his credit, his money, etc. all his but I think i also have a say bc my kids & i will be moving in there with him one day, right? Like in terms of bedrooms & school districts, thats all i care about

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

6 months

I filed a restraining order. Not even 20 mins after being served, he violated it to text me “you’re a horrible person.” He spent the long weekend in jail. I wasn’t going to let him test boundaries. I wasn’t going to let him get away with shit anymore.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 months

With a heavy heart I’m here to say James Marshal Hendrix, aka Mr. Boy, aka my handsome man, aka all the silly goofy nicknames we came up for him, has crossed over the rainbow bridge. I am heartbroken in so many ways. He was one of my children. He was not just a cat to me. He was

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

8 months

M & I were at the Apple Store earlier. While he was setting up his new phone i was walking around looking at their products. Later on when we got home he was telling me “I was looking at you across the room & thinking ‘would I notice her if I didnt already know her?’ & then I -

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

Can we shut up about labor jobs being harder than a SAMH and just agree that both jobs are fucking hard

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

A lot of people probably look at this pic and think i was stoned outta my mind but in reality i was as sober as a mf, just 2 weeks postpartum and sleep deprived. Thats what motherhood does to you 😅

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

8 months

My ex husband throwing yet another tantrum in my email bc i blocked his number for throwing a tantrum in my texts I sent back the same cups that daycare sent her home with, argue with them not me 😂 Youre also really gonna argue with me over a $10 cup when you owe me $9k? 🥴

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

2 years

Officially getting transported. Probably not gonna have my phone for a bit. I love you guys so much. Thank you for all the support you’ve all given me. Take care.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

1 year

Like how you gonna look at this and tell me it’s not the most gorgeous thing ever? I don’t think it’s worth $160 but hey he told me he’d get it no matter what cuz he likes seeing me smile 🤷

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

11 months

@Realitytvtea2 @Dreadful4Tymes You can get arrested and put on the list for taking a piss in public but you cant for climbing into someone’s bed naked while theyre sleeping? 🤔

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

6 months

Later on I came up with a plan with my therapist to leave him. The next day i just so happened to find out he had been cheating on me for years. I spoke to my mom, I told her everything he’s done to me, she took me in. All day he blew up mine & my family members phones.

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

3 months

@Yesimteamedward They try to pull it off sexy & shit but theyre both so incredibly awkward & she looks so uncomfortable? Like this would be hot if she seemed like she actually enjoyed it but instead i just feel bad for her & he’s acting like a creep in the process so that doesnt help either

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penny lane

@LittleWing5_27

1 year

Getting divorce paperwork together bc of my cheating husband 🥰

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@slvppy

1 year

women who don’t cheat, wyd rn?

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