I think I might quit while I’m ahead.
Social media week1: welcome back Carlito, we missed you!
Social media week2: why the f%#* did they bring back Carlito?!
😂😂
I heard on the internet that I’m backstage ar SmackDown tonight. Can’t wait to see if I do anything on the show as I sit here on my flight to Cincinnati😂😂😂
For those of you that still ask every year if I’m going to be in the Royal Rumble. I’ll put it to you like this. still won’t put me on their alumni page. I hope this clears things up for you😂😂
He visto los mensajes de
@PrideOfMexico
y
@AndradeElIdolo
hablando de lo espectacular que son como luchadores. El 31 de julio en el Payne Arena, Hidalgo TX también se enfrentan a otro luchador espectacular…pero no está hecho en México si no, la isla del encanto Puerto Rico 🇵🇷
Let my niece play with my phone. She downloaded & signed me up for tik tok then friend requested all her friends. Now it looks like a 40 yr old friend requested a bunch of 9 yr old girls....anyway, I’m probably spending Christmas in jail in case you don’t hear from me for 5 to 10
Unfortunately do to the pandemic I will no longer be able to keep my body guy status. So I will have to go back to being a flips guy. Since I’m over 40 I’ll have to settle & be a rolls guy. My apologies & thank you for understanding
I was holding on to the hope of a miracle as long as I could. My first & only tag partner when I arrived to OVW & became one of my closest friends ever since. To me he’ll always be Beast. A big guy, always with a big…
I thought since Mickey Gall dominated CM Punk he’d be destroying everybody in UFC! I’m starting to think there’s something up with this wrestling stuff 🤔
Forget Stone Cold or Hulk Hogan! No matter where I go in the world, every bathroom has a personal urinal for
@reymysterio
That’s the true sign of an icon
#respect
To all you young guys in the gym, muscle doesn’t grow immediately after you do a set, please stop posing in the mirror in the middle of the f’n gym every 2 minutes, you look stupid & you’re in our way, gracias😂
En PR hacen esta mierda también?
I feel sorry for you poor NXT kids, you’re fighting for your future & at the same time killing you’re future. You want to establish yourself in WWE but at the same time fighting against another avenue for you shine! Good luck to everybody!
I would like to publicly & sincerely apologize to all my fellow Americans. While in Europe these past 2 weeks, I ate a pizza & a sandwich with a knife & fork. Please forgive me😔
Dude, you’re still alive?- That’s probably my favorite interaction with fans! Yes, just bc a performer doesn’t show up on any TV promotions, doesn’t mean they died...well, most of the time😂😂
My point was that poor NXT kids are asked to compete against AEW on the same night. They’re basically trying to put out of biz another place for them to work & yet they haven’t made the main roster. I root for all the companies...but I forget Twitter isn’t very bright
Oh sweet Shannon(Daffney)! Espero que esto sea lo que verdaderamente querías pq definitivamente no era lo que nosotros queríamos. Dios te bendiga, angelita y que descanses en paz!!🙏🏽
I was on one of those tiny American Eagle planes. Poor guy next to me was having some trouble realizing who the armrest belongs to….I’m glad he came to the right conclusion quickly
#bodyguy
Ah, twitterverse! I forgot how you work😂😂. Didn’t say I endorse actions. Just showing support for my boy. For those that don’t know him, he’s one of the sweetest souls you’ll ever meet. Much better person than me. Unfortunately his demons are a lot bigger & stronger than mine
When you’re dripped out in Gucci shoes, Fendi glasses & Louis Vuitton luggage but you’re flying coach, you’re not telling us you’re successful. You’re telling us you make poor financial decisions
#bajaelguille
I’m still trying to figure out if a lazy, half ass “this is awesome” chant is actually a compliment or not? 🤔
But what do I know? I’ve never had any type of “this is awesome” chant during my matches!😂😂
Got bodied with
@MrGMSI_BCage
today. I feel bigger already!…not from training but from loading plates so he could do a set…then unloading plates so I could do mine😂🤣. That’s what I get for training with a machine!🥵
If you’re working out right now on Valentine’s Day, you’re one of those truly pathetic people that got nothing going on in your life but the gym! ....anyway, I’m having a pretty good workout