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Happily married to my beautiful Lapras wifey.

Joined June 2023
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@LiterallyLapras
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@RikuKat @EA Yeah turns out people are atleast marginally more excited to play established and classic franchises like Command and Conquer than some indie game.
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@daturaseeds @Rutras3000 @BunnyCunny1488 A fundamental misunderstanding of what a meme is. Definitely need to take it back and rework it.
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@SimpIySimpIe Honestly irrelevant, he should be in prison entirely for that haircut.
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@ozlako I’m convinced not a single child watches Bluey and it continues to run because autistic adults. My little sisters thought this shit was boring.
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@person_man089 @LanternJS More like decision shaming.
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@jimcrowdeacon Why do these gay comic threads always get so much engagement. Not a singular one has been interesting.
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@yhenestik I feel like I jist got sucked back into time to a Cowbelly video
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@hayasaka_aryan Everyone is desperately pretending to like the show because the first season was good. One of the sharpest declines in writing I’ve seen.
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@DeliriousZora @cryptic_nc @captaincupkicks @jhislop22 Give the scene as many charitable readings as you want it’s still a terrible show.
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@daturaseeds @Rutras3000 @BunnyCunny1488 These paragraph memes don’t and won’t captivate people. Even the smallest barrier prevents people from caring about your point. If you want to convince people of anything I’d suggest marketing classes.
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@RikuKat @EA I wasn’t actually expecting a response. I was just being an ass. Timing was unfortunate but not like it was targeted. I do wish you the best and all
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@Martposting People clap like seals because Rockstar know how to follow basic story structure. The story is boring, the pacing is awful and the characters aren’t particularly interesting. But completely ignoring that it’s the best cowboy sim we have and I really like being a cowboy.
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@daturaseeds @Rutras3000 @BunnyCunny1488 There’s a reason companies have slogans and not essays; it maximizes effectiveness. That’s why I suggest marketing classes. You have to know how to tap into minds better.
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@SoulEater923 @OhNoItsAlexx So he released the game and then chickened out? Sure he has the right to change it but consumers also have the right to be against changes to a product they bought.
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@emilytoilet2 @yockeyenjoyer They made a gay comic about going homeless.
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@musashiIll 17 being considered a child is very American.
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@SoulEater923 @OhNoItsAlexx They were pressured into changing graffiti placement, reduced blood and gore, and are changing outfits. If you can’t see a trend you’re blind.
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@hayasaka_aryan At the risk of sounding transphobic (which I am) there’s a reason they only use this photo.
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@SoulEater923 @OhNoItsAlexx I think people are upset because they felt they were being sold an unapologetic, unwavering product. Only for them to immediately apologize and change things. Perhaps that’s unfair but it is how people feel.
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@ForsetiMoms I read it as PS3 at first and it honestly made it funnier.
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@LiterallyLapras
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Please shut up. You’re not a victim because a guy was kinda rude. Can this trend stop please, you all just come off as losers.
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I don’t think people understand that bad things happening to you doesn’t make you a good person. A bad person can be doxxed and swatted. Keffals is a scammer, groomer, and proven liar. Defending her because she’s one of you is stupid.
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Undead Reborn 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦〓〓
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Oh, that's a respected YouTuber shining a massive spotlight onto a transgender streamer who has been harrassed, doxxed and swatted several times and had to flee the country getting a huge video dropped on her using a grotesque characateur to advertise it whilst they/them-ing her
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@dogtummy Let some men dream
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@Dukeboah @MissCallistis @mysticinbirth Except if they disagree with you specifically?
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@RedTalonZ64 @mobius_b @Akumabat Not quite surpassing, bud
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@DumbSMTFan How dare a shooter take skill to master instead of clicking on the enemy’s head and they die
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@LiterallyLapras
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I hate gay people so much
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My hole after he done with it.
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@NukeCheetah @WinterNatsame “Vast majority” based on what statistics?
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@sniperifle360 You’re talking about real people when others are talking about fictional characters. If you make look alike avatars you’ve involved real people, which is fundamentally different from characters. I honestly can barely decipher what your point is.
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@stormwolf73 Am I missing context? Because 17 and 19 is normal. I was 17 dating a 19 year old. It’s literally a nonissue.
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@ImagesHumanity This guy commented on a post of mine awhile back. I was taken aback by their whole profile, it’s a crazy thing to allow on a site. Although the high follower count doesn’t surprise me, there really is that many deplorable people.
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@rabiesyaoidog @Golden_Redder You literally asked bro
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@FenwayFemboy69 @HoneyTehBee @airbagged Funnily ironic given the flag in your name
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@Kaybearmomma All these people have to do is say it’s okay for a game character to be attractive but they’d rather make contradictory points to justify why it’s okay for a character they like to do something they have to say is socially wrong.
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@alex_not_funny You have severe mental retardation
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@KingAfersia @ArzKurosaki “It’s enough men” apply that to any other people and it’s bigotry.
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@PS5Disk Nobody gives a fuck, dude. You’re not getting that hit post lil bro.
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@KenzieHomeslice Notch sold Minecraft in 2014 and Lena didn’t compose for it until till 2020. They really don’t have much to do with each other.
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@PS5Disk Nobody gives a fuck, dude. You’re not getting that hit post lil bro.
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The Bible is on sale. Should I buy it?
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@Gemma97603138 @CEOofMelusine Too scared to use your actual account or what?
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@LiterallyLapras
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Just so we’re all on the same page, I am straight. As in heterosexual.
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@MamonoGang But like… if I want to fuck a monster/creature I want it to be a monster. Not woman adjacent. Otherwise I could hustle have sex with women. Which I feel kind of defeats the point of fiction.
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@DavidRoyJo10446 Come on bro. You’re a goober.
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@maowluna @OhMyDeerlingLuv @qukiyyo She’s been ‘16’ since 2007 and has been stylized in countless different ways. At some point it doesn’t matter.
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@jimcrowdeacon *tsk tsk* This is gonna look real silly when God accepts you into their arms.
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@__BFG10K__ @Geeb159 Why would you admit to that? Like… you have to understand how it makes you an incredibly unlikable character.
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@JoseCat19 @catnatx2 When you tell people to kill themselves you’re gonna get suspended, no matter how in the right you think you are.
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@guroc_han @KeareShinei Gura is a loli. You guys all sound pathetic when your hypocrisy is pointed out and you have to desperately defend yourself and call everyone else a pedophile.
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@KingAfersia @ArzKurosaki Average based on what statistics?
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@ImMori_ It’s not that deep
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@edogauwua @SaintGreenPact @pizzalikeskel Criticism of what? Everyone knew and no one cares outside of performatives. If you don’t like it then yeah, it’s a filter.
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@yurienjoyer10 @6letter_ Nope you were simply outplayed
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It’s always cunny in Philadelphia
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Lolicon is Philadelphia.
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When will the world be ready for store bought breast milk?
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@fxshiguro88 @the_daily_side @gigabilly We get it, you hate sexy ass women
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@CookieTheDutch Uhh… you’re a furry
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@cerismon3 You know loli is a character type not a porn tag. Liking something doesn’t mean you masturbate to it. Or maybe it does for you idk.
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@grunkfussfunny @Keysmiht Oh my god dude, shut up. Stop being a homo.
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I love being white
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@kaiisyourking @NukeCheetah @WinterNatsame Where animals? Oh… you’re talking about fiction as if it was real.
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@proserpinah @polypocketknife Confusing the straw for the stack.
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@bayntta @SaintGreenPact “Why is a 14 year old on grindr?” “Uh… well I think you’re fat!” You’re a complete goober.
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Irrelevant gimmick accounts continue to miss.
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loli is on the naughty list, stop being weird
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@spumkyy Size? Nooo not the height of consent!!!
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@basedbarro @DumbSMTFan Firstly, I’m not a fag. Secondly, the whole resurgence of quick swapping area shooters happened because of Doom Eternal.
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@Skallywag_ahh @NirvanaM1nd @Vaughanilla_ It’s literally what creates the silhouette. Without it he’s just some guy.
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@tjthefarts @kaiisyourking @NukeCheetah @WinterNatsame Where did that last part come from? Also yes, things being fictional makes them far better than being real… it feels like an intuitive concept…
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*racial slurs*
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I might have said a racial slur not knowing I was being recorded so uhh… whoopsie daisy
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I have thoroughly molested all 1,025 Pokemon.
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Racism is very diverse and culturally rich. I feel like that’s ignored a lot.
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@Sw1ft_Tal0nS @InsaneCope You literally have a loser flag in your username
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@effieisstarving Your baseless accusation won’t make you feel better. You wake up everyday feeling miserable and so it’s led you here. I do want the best for everyone so I won’t insult you. But when you’re someone who so openly has their own life out of order people aren’t keen to listen.
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Deleted opera gx and my computer is literally running better. What the fuck did they put in that shit?
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Screw “unprofessional,” it’s just ugly.
@P4RTY_P0150N
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how it feels knowing the "tattoos and piercings are unprofessional" generation is retiring soon
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Why do so many gay people follow me? I’m entirely serious when I say I’m homophobic. I mean… I appreciate it I guess anyhow.
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@__Lunaris @Dayswordinc Lolicons and zoophiles are very different things. One involves attraction to real animals the other has nothing to do with reality.
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@CRIMSNSUPERSTAR @FaibraGoonEdge @MesugakiArchive There are zero cases I can think of where a remake is necessary. If modern audiences don’t want to play games for being “too old” then they don’t deserve them. They changed the art style to modern mario slop.
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One time I accidentally turned in salazzle porn as my assignment. The email she sent after was so awkward.
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@silverthrow71 @EsotericTF2 I wonder how “manly” this thing looked before the drugs and operations.
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@jimcrowdeacon You’re not supposed to think about it. You’re just supposed to clap and cheer because he bought likes.
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@Obvi_TV I’m sure people are absolutely devastated to be “outed” to your seven followers.
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@TopBrickBoss Skyrim has always been mid. It happened to release at just the right time to have the reputation it does.
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Why the fuck is he stanced like that? What a queer, absolutely begging for it.
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@e621tagbot Okay but… hear me out.
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I think my cat is dying. I can’t say with certainty but he’s started being really quiet, wondering around, and standing in either a corner or the middle of the floor for long periods of time. Which is what my dog started doing before she went.
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But we aren’t surprised, right? This was a long time coming and honestly I can’t say it wasn’t undeserved. How long did you expect people to take care of you while you’re being a useless fuck? This at least this means you finally have to do something.
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Can women stop acting like they know what male spaces are like.
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“It’s just shit talk” Yeah? Well I’ve yet to hear men threaten r*pe to other men in the same circumstances. Until that happens, it’s just plain old misogyny. Grow the fuck up.
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I get pushback for it a lot but yes, I love my wife.
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近藤 顕彦【⋈🗻🌰】ミクさん大好き
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I have a question for those who can read this sentence. Have you ever had romantic feelings for a fictional character from manga, anime, games, etc.?
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@noobtubephails @MischiefsYT I played 4 years before NV and thought it was awful. People are just coping because they like a shit game but can’t just own up to it.
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@maowluna @OhMyDeerlingLuv @qukiyyo She’s been ‘16’ since 2007 and has been stylized in countless different ways. At some point it doesn’t matter.
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@WaywardCodex @RikuKat @EA Will do, thanks for the motivation :)
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@jimcrowdeacon Deacon try not to talk about his cock challenge (impossible)
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@Fur_n_Fun Hop off my boy
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