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Klora the Xplorer. Black Gay Agenda. Skangaga. Skarrel Kind. she/her/meidebok๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐ŸŒฑ

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined July 2009
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@LingDeeYoh
Ling Dior
4 years
I miss travelling the world so much i remember our trip to the Sydney Opera House so fondly
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6 years
AMERICANS ARE ONE STEP AWAY FROM DEEP FRYING WATER
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6 years
This "sushi" is a barbeque explosion ๐Ÿ˜‹
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valid
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1 year
netflix fumbled by not having Tiff's friend Natasha as the host please we deserved this on the Ultimatum: queer love
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oh look
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1 year
the baddest bitch on selling sunset bring him back for season 6
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11 months
Taxis for Palestine in town ๐Ÿ‰
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3 years
Accurate
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4 years
Malva milk tart Bless Farzana's heart
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3 years
Scromed
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5 months
Pro Palestine in the streets Swart gevaar on the ballot sheets
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3 years
my niece wants an iphone 12 or something this is what I wanted when I was her age. Yoh Isabel Jones was an influencer hey
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@LingDeeYoh
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5 years
In Germany you get jailed for denying the Holocaust We need a law like that here for Aparthied denialists. DE KLERK should be jailed TBH
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@LingDeeYoh
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3 years
rest in peace larger than life a stalwart, a talent, a beauty - an icon and will forever be in our hearts
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@LingDeeYoh
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3 years
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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7 months
Worcester's Rogail Joseph won ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Gold in the 400 m hurdles at the African games in Ghana. โคโค
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@LingDeeYoh
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6 years
I need a visa to visit Australia? What kak is this? To go to a South African province?
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@LingDeeYoh
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5 years
Americans are one step away from putting their parents in pastry
@insiderfood
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5 years
These are pasta-filled calzones
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@LingDeeYoh
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3 years
Taxi drivers in wynberg are giving a black Friday special of 10 rand to town. That is a massive price reduction. But folks in online comments are mocking and laughing at. That disconnect and dissonance of mense who never skarrel is shown every day.
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@LingDeeYoh
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3 months
I'm not surprised Didn't America only get EFT banking last week
@BreannaMorello
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New York City is living in the future!!! Look at the Mayor announcing the city will now use trash bins instead of dumping their trash on the streets like barbarians.
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9 months
The wind in Cape Town is too strong. Jy land sommer met jou koek op iemand se mond.
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3 years
lmfao just stop
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3 years
I think alot about bursaries etc that cap the age at 35. I know a second year 62 year old uni student..only studying now because apartheid blocked her and she can afford to now with retirement money. The age limits should be re-evaluated especially with our history.
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@LingDeeYoh
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5 years
Your HR is not a place of safety as an employee and never will be They exist for employers solely
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@LingDeeYoh
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7 months
META down = check twitter Microsoft down = check twitter Feeling down = check twitter
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@LingDeeYoh
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5 years
Zelda le grange fired her domestic worker and gardener because she was called out Lets get their contact details, She literally fired them bbz
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@LingDeeYoh
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5 years
A minister saying not all men at Nene's funeral and News24 took a photo of Jesse in her casket Even in death Black and Coloured women are not respected.
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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸคฃI can't stop laughing at this
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4 years
kim engelbrecht is another mooi kin, silent and yet influential she can spit in my bek anytime
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5 years
Keep pushing Rihanna and she will release a lingerie line called NEW ALBUM.
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9 months
They will speed down marine drive to paint over a solidarity mural, but ignore the asbestos roofing , rickety stairs and community safety ๐Ÿ™ƒ
@CapeTownPress
Cape headlines News SA ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Cape Town
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Tension in the Cape Flats as the @CityofCT Law Enforcement removed a mural of the PaIestinian Flag in Lavender Hill Cape Town. Some Residents said it's clear the Zionists are controlling the Western Cape Government. Some Residents say the DA will lose votes because of this.
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@LingDeeYoh
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6 years
Today's tea : Stop putting milk in rooibos jou fokn gemors
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4 years
Rest in peace Kirvan Fortuin Mother of House le Clap A real icon of the underground SA ballroom scene And a real inspiration for Queer Folk Justice will be served
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4 years
CANCEL THE SCHOOL YEAR IN JOU MOER IN
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4 years
I love New York as the sun is setting, and walking around Times Square
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6 years
no one: Coloured people: im 2% Irish, 3% Welsh, 4% Turkish, 5% Dutch, 29% Sago, 30% Bay Leaves, 45% Karamonk, 90% Dhanya, 125% naeltjies, 200% Borrie.
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Keira Knightley's neck didn't grow this long to carry the entire period movie industry for years to not be cast as Lady Di
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4 years
Black South Africans will literally always show up for everyone return the energy asseblief.
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@LingDeeYoh
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5 years
Lmimp men never learn This guy told this lady in town she doesnt have the legs to wear a shorts (in this heat) She sakked af 'en jy hettie die gevriet vir 'n mens nie, ma hier staan jy poes praat' And I thank you
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4 years
Shout out to @FlightCentreRSA for poaching my idea and using it in a campaign . Your advertising company lifted this whole idea from my Twitter thread bbz . Do better
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COLOURED IS NOT MIXED RACE COLOURED IS NOT MIXED RACE COLOURED IS NOT MIXED RACE COLOURED IS NOT MIXED RACE COLOURED IS NOT MIXED RACE COLOURED IS NOT MIXED RACE COLOURED IS NOT MIXED RACE COLOURED IS NOT MIXED RACE COLOURED IS NOT MIXED RACE COLOURED IS NOT MIXED RACE COLOURED
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a duo
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Laeeqa's granny was 36.....
@WhatTheFFacts
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Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity.
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6 years
AKA is really acting like he invented being coloured and dyeing your hair blonde in December this lightskin meerkat is a waare FRANS.
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2 years
lmfao stop
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3 years
happy heritage day
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4 years
Can I report someone who is positive and asymptomatic who is literally gone out today? As in Sunday kuiering? I am so naar right now. People are selfish poeste
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THE WHOLE OF SOUTH AFRICA: OS KAN SIEN MAANDAG IS 'N HOLIDAY The Pres:
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2 years
Woolworths is 5 mins away from making chuckles flavored water
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No one: Coloured people: bring something lekker
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Coloured mommies adding "Lee" or "Leigh" to their daughters names in the 80's
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No one: Coloured mommies: 'n stoute kind kan ek nog vat, ma nie 'n ombeskofte ene nie
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explained to my mom what the fellowship is etc. earlier today. lekker congratulatory and proud and so on. 1 hour later "kom fellow, haalie wasgoed af "๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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my summer plans the delta variant
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'Waar my change van die brood en melk geld '
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We love trauma porn No child should have to endure any thing like this But it makes good news mos Pilfering and romanticising struggling to learn in an environment like this This isn't triumphant It is a disgrace
@News24
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Murder, gangsterism and tragedy: Meet the matriculants who just kept going | @itchybyte
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everyone: we are on lockdown Antjie Krog: die hele land is afgeskakel, toe gesluit soes my doos as die koue wind in kom van die Outeniqua berge
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'Mammie'
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Lmimp coloured people must be stopped Waiting on my mom now , a lekker dressed Black lady walks past Coloured Auntie: kyk vir Bonang
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Growing up and watching daytime TV in south africa we wanted all the thing we didn't need as kids ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I wanted a trellidoor, big green clean machine, clientele life policies. All of it
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remember bbz Khoi slaves and other enslaved folks would drink themselves into a stupor in protest....they stayed drunk so they wouldn't be of any use to their "owners". alcohol abuse is not as finite as we think it is.
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tiger wheel and tyre
@MAJORLEAGUEDJZ
AMAWELE ๐Ÿ“ฟ
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two young Khoi persons speaking KhoiKhoi bbz (permission was given to post the vid)
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Paris will always have my heart the city of lectric
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I'm sorry but the Miss South Africa contestants are held to such a high standard year in and year out, flawless Then Mr South Africa comes around and we get introduced to dragons, akkedisse and arachnids. I'm sorry but we are tired
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@LingDeeYoh
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I think alot about the PTSD counselling our parents actually need. They been through it in SA. Imagine waking up to a newspaper and the headline is 'Group Areas Act goes in effect today'.
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5 years
No one: Coloured people: I'm quarter Turkish, half German, two-thirds French and one whole poes.
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4 years
the first trip we took the united states was to San Francisco I will never forget seeing the golden gate bridge
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We used to get kwaad when americans asked if we have lions at home Kyk nou athlone kyk nou
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DE Klerk's statements were not just statements It is his belief It's inflammatory And he is satisfied and he will be protected. What he said was disgusting Especially 4 our parents generation They suffered under Apartheid And we still are He is a gross poes #SONA2020
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Mandrax introduced on Cape flats and apartheid era police sell guns to gangs decades ago. Inculcating a culture of organized crime with police services in its ranks. 40 years later Provincial government: we are shocked at these revelations
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@LingDeeYoh
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Afrikaans is a Creole language. Her inventors were not yt folk. The language was used to oppress, and the economic power of the language does not belong with its owners. So KYKmaNET
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I AM SCREAMING
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9 months
scenes at cape town international yesterday when the Umrah scammer got home one auntie klapped him with her handbag ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ
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a Muslim hearse was busted here with a half a million rands worth of crayfish tails it was transporting. now the daily voice is calling it Ocean Casket
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yall they really just taught us the cape was a refreshment station in school๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ as if Jan van Liegbek was handing out mango jive and chips on table mountain
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Lmimp I cant anymore
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2 years
I remember how we all used to watch isidingo even when we had no business watching some of the adult content as kids and how we collectively mourned Ashley RIP
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its something that originated in slavery, removal of front teeth prevented folx from doing the clicks properly in KhoeKhoegwab, many slaves knocked out their front teeth too in rebellion when numbers used to identify them to their "owners" on slave plantations,
@jenna_original
๐ŸŽ Jenna ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Why do coloured people remove their front teeth? I also want to know.
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Lmimp never forget
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4 years
imagine being Coloured, so beautiful, vibrant culture, inventors of language, natural storytellers, overflowing with skoonheid and then to be anti-Black? jou poes.
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you will pass you will matriculate you will graduate you will get that job you will have financial freedom you will have contentment you will ekse
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'You don't look Coloured' Lmimp girl must I wear my swirlkous to Cavendish?
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5 years
De Lille calling Zille : Wela Kapela
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4 years
IT WILL BE A MORAL DISGRACE IF THE VACCINE ROLL-OUT GETS CAUGHT UP IN THE SPIDER WEB OF OUR COUNTRY'S CORRUPTION. PLEASE CAN WE JUST ENTRUST IT TO THE GIFT OF THE GIVERS OR BONANG; WE NEED EFFICIENT AND COMMITTED PEOPLE
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I just got a paid writing internship HEY YHU YOH gotala hoeli ha
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Ling Dior
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SBWL employment :O
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Americans are calling Tyla an uppity African ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Do they mean she is sturvy???
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No one: White people at home affairs, groote schuur and SARS: is this the line?
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4 years
Also #dischem we didn't forget your price hiking. Dis-Chem was found guilty by the Competition Tribunal for opportunistically hiking prices for some of its products.
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3 years
I didn't know they can test my naat too ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…โ˜ ๐Ÿ’€
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๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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"vyftag" rand komplimente van absa bank๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Same-sex marriage has been legal in South Africa since the Civil Union Act of 2006. so basically Zuma is calling for the regression of human rights, when things started popping off in Uganda, we said this type of rhetoric was gonna spread
@TimesLIVE
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Former president Jacob Zuma is against the legalisation of same-sex relationships, calling it a disgrace, and said if people vote for the MK party the โ€œlaws people never supportedโ€ will be repealed.
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Lol not us watching #Anaconda on #etv but girl look we even have a bunny aerial with the 'snow' Your flat screen could never ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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When were in London, we tried to see Meeeegan and Aaaaaaarchie in Buckingham palace's windows
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4 years
Clicks and all these other companies that wanna issue apologies when they post kak, just goes to show the lack of transformation in marketing and advertising spaces.
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Ling Dior
1 year
South Africa has never pulled such kak so what is this now? we have people in all public service professions wearing their hijab please this is not europe
@CapeTalk
CapeTalk on 567AM
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One of those changes is the ban on headscarves for nurses while on duty.
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I miss Dubai
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Im selling chips and jive and loose entjies at the Clifton beach protest
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