Linda Ødegaard ♋️ @Lindagoonerette Twitter profile

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

2 years

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨🚨live footage of Manchester United arriving home from Sevilla

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@Lindagoonerette

2 years

Man Utd team bus has just returned from Brentford 😳😳😳😳

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

1 year

Unpopular opinions Trossard is leagues above Eddie

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

9 months

Just bought Jamie Caragher a tin of celebrations. Im kind like that. 🥰🥰🥰 no chocs in the tin mind i ate those fuckers but tin might be useful to keep his salt in.

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

1 year

Whats good iptv to get so i dont get ripped off please?

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

BREAKING Virgin can help us with our Willian problem 😳😳😳👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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@Lindagoonerette

11 months

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 its now been confirmed that a large loud explosion heard in London yesterday was the Ange bubble bursting.

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

11 months

True story Started my new job tonight working as a waitress in a local curry house in luton some fans just came in ordered their currys but then all kicked off when i asked do you want Rice with that…..

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

2 years

@Dhudlin007 @Arsenal @SpursOfficial @metpoliceuk Im turning up at northumbland park by sainsburys at 530 tooled up with my rolling pin and in my stone island leggings lets see how tough these bedwetters are then

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

7 months

I gots the balloons ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

11 months

That 60 million down the drain song for havertz is disgusting and disrespectful ffs 😡😡😡😡 its 65million plus add ons you cunts

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

10 months

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 with transfer window about to open Ten hags potential January signings spotted queuing at old Trafford.

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

I know its supposed to be season of goodwill but I can’t help myselfs 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

@AFCJake2 Someone stole wheels off coach to make them feel at home 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

@jbsoutar @Arsenal More chance me getting into size 12 skirt

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

6 months

I thought spurs were going to have a say in title race!?? 😳😳😳 They are they giving every one 3 points!!!

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

2 years

BREAKING LIVE PICTURES OF MAN UTD TEAM BUS ARRIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD AHEAD OF TONIGHTS GAME WITH LIVERPOOL

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

Our Ødey who art in Norway, hallowed be thy game thy Arsenal come thy signing will be done In colney as it is in London Give him big pay our daily bread And forgive us our crappasses as we forgive those who score against us. And lead us not into relegation but deliver us CL

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

8 months

FFS WHO DID THIS 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

10 months

BREAKING🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Chelsea have made a world record 200m premiership bid for Chris Wood.

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

BREAKING!! Miracle covid booster developed by scouse scientists is now available from Dr Klopp at his Analfield surgery. Stocks limited.

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Sad day today 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 its anniversary of my exs death 14 years to the day 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i still think about him 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 and can still clearly hear his last words ringing in my ears 🥺🥺🥺 fucking hell Linda what you doing in here with that hammer!!🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

2 years

@DarrenBent Hes gone into witness protection dazza 😍😍😍😍

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

Leeds getting the valentines fucking i need 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Arteta more covid positive tests than Spurs trophies🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

I had sex last night with Klopp 🥺🥺🥺🥺 my orgasm was a false positive 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Me when greggs say they closing in 5 minutes

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

11 months

Cant wait for England v Malta tomorrow Said no cunt 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

BREAKING WE LAND ON MARS !!! FIRST PICS BEAMED BACK

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

If you swapped tuchel round with arteta with exactly same teams Tuchel wins with arsenal

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

Mourinho more clubs than Tiger Woods🥺🥺🥺🥺😂

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

FFS who removed the filters

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

1 year

To all my followers

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

@beth_tommo98_ @FrankieHarper01 You are right it is airbrushed as im the chick in the photo 😅😅

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

Thanks you to the nice caring people on here who thought id died and were worried and missed me it neans lot to someone like me who doesnt have real friends 😢😢😢😢😢 thank you 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

If you are a proper arsenal fan and not Artetasexuals this is a brilliant read 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

7 months

@freshtodeath @Block25AA @arseblog @YankeeGunner @LatteFirm Ive just shut in the lasagne

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Just seen my mom for first time since she got out of hospital from covid she loads better but no strength but she said good job we phoned ambulance as she could feel herself slipping away and couldn’t do anything bout it 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Hi are you an Arsenal fan?? If so did you realise you are the most HATED fan/club in the premiership by other fans clubs officials and var. Its fucking great 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Spurs not got 25 players in their squad??? 8 players have rona so that leaves 17??? So why cant remaining 17 play??? Corrupt @fa favouritism 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

Whats got 80000 legs and 13 teeth🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 The queue outside primark tomorrow 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

6 months

Like my tweets you miserable cunts 🤬🤬🤬🤬 just coz it’s Friday dont pretend you got a life 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

2 years

I don’t understand offensive words??? 🥹you call someone a wanker and its supposed to be offensive!? We all wank 😳 yes some more than most. You call someone a cunt!? Cunts are nice well mine is they are female flowers☺️ if you really want to offend callsome1 a bruno fernandes.

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

Virgin still trying to help me with my Willian problem 😁😁😁

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Thank you to all he people on here who take time to talk to me even if its just to give me abuse truth is i don’t get out much so don’t get to talk to people so its nice to talk on here from my armchair ☺️☺️☺️

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

All Willian does is create work for the kit man😩🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

2 years

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨🚨 Live footage of applicants for Lee Masons job as they turn up at PMGOL for interviews.

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

2 years

Breaking 🚨🚨 Harry Kane has been nominated for 5 2023 oscars Best Actor Best Cheat Best Bottlejob Best Trophy Dodger Best Chin Dribbler

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

7 months

Morning Fs 🥰 just woke up in a cold sweats 🥹🥹🥹 had another one of my nightmares 🥹🥹🥹 dreamt southgate was shagging me and he was so defensive he wore 5 condoms a hazmat suit and kept his socks on ffs 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

OMG KEVIN CAMPBELL RETWEETED ONE OF MY TWEETS 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Im going to be a blue tick soon 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Felt cute might delete later.

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

2 years

Is weah george weahs son?

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

The ONLY way to stop super league and greed is DONT: Buy tickets to watch footy Buy sky or BT subscriptions Buy any club merchandise DO: Watch the games on a stream Stick to the donts for a full year Watch how soon owners back track. FANS are in control USE your control!

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

@__THFC God help the day spurs fans playing wordle and the wordle word is “trophy” they’ll never get it 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

2 years

@DisneyPlusUK Woke garbage switched off 7 minutes in🥹🥹🥹🥹

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

Ive blocked 143 people today #Block143 🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Hate it when you proper snogging a guy passionately then you realise his eyes are open and you think shit hes coming round 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

When the interviewer asks “ Is it true you are Lindas boyfriend?”

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

As Arsenal fans we are classy and respect other fans and clubs so can we please spare a moment and pray for the victims affected in this terrible tragedy 😢😢😢😢😢 Start the vigils. #LiverpoolCovidDisaster .

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

11 months

This spurs result against villa is pointless isnt it i thought spurs won the league in September???

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

If masturbating was a crime 99% of twitter would be doing life 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #Saliba #Wankers

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

We should teach first aid and cpr in schools instead of religious education as god isnt gonna save anybody FACT.

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

1 year

Breaking 🚨🚨🚨🚨 early video footage released of Harry Kane as a baby.

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

I wonder if Giggs watched the game or he banging someones wife?🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Omg theres people dumber than me on here 😳😳😳😳 Rona vaccines don’t limit the spread of Rona just lessens the damage to you if you get Rona. Even I can work that out and I’m not nuclear scientist 😳My moms in hospital now with Rona and she jabbed. Jabs prob saved her😳

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Oh fuck off bin Dippers trying to get game postponed 🤬🤬🤬🤬 you got a 25 man squad and a youth team to use 🤬🤬🤬

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Hi @ErlingHaaland its Linda afain sorry to bother you 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Do you think you would be interested in joining @Arsenal and playing with Øddy 🥰🥰🥰 and the other talented energetic young players it could become quite an invincibles team 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Me when the greggs chick tells me they sold out of sausage rolls

Football Mumble

@football_mumble

3 years

He’s back 🙌

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Partey was the real Partey yesterday he was immense!!! My Motm for arsenal

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

Im incompatible and cant date guys who support spurs coz I’m a trophy wife 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

The Italians watching England tonight

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

OMG just found out the Chinese i go to loads the owners have been masturbating in the food 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 please stay away from the Wan King in Birmingham 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

Just give spurs the title now runaway winners they said it was their year and they’ve smashed it

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

11 months

Not sure if anyone is interested but through Richards work ive managed to get a load of free tickets for the pantomime this christmas Limited to 4 per family You can choose lower tier , upper tier or stretford end . Just let me know 👍🏻

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

Me when the server in greggs tells me they rationing 10 sausage rolls per customer

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 months

Fucking hell I thought i talked some bollocks but Karen carney has just snatched the talking bollocks pulitzer prize from my sausage fingers 🥹🥹🥹🥹

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

2 years

@RichardOsborne2 @dave24144975 Want to play a game

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

11 months

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 live footage of Manchester United players leaving old trafford tonight.

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

Yes we played shit and got battered but please take a minute and spare a thought for the more unfortunate people than us in life 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢😢 like the cleaners of the sky sports studio who are still trying to mop up all the cum off the floor🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

Some nice people on Twitter tonight 🥰🥰🥰 and then theres the c @nts who don’t like and retweet my tweets

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

@SeanSage5 @Lacazest @gabimartinelli No he will be the next

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

How thick are manure fans smashed windows to break into old trafford to get the glazers out but now they got to get the glaziers in to fix windows 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Unpopular opinion Xhaka will get sent off more times than these pair score goals till end of season

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

1 year

FUCKING TWO TIMING BASTARD 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Arsenal Cannon Pics

@ArseCannonPics

1 year

For a split second I thought Ødegaard was smoking 🚬 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #afc #Gooners #Arsenal #COYG

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

6 points off top ffs #ArtetaOut

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

1 year

Amazing Transfer window so far: Yanited fans triggered ✔️ West ham fans triggered ✔️ Chelsea fans triggered ✔️ Spurs still shit ✔️

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

So Harry Kane who is totally out of form gets picked by #SouthgateOut 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 ESR totally inform doesn’t. What a 🤡🤡🤡

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

7 months

Got my munchies ready fir the game ☺️☺️☺️☺️ whilst i wait for my takeaways to turn up ☺️☺️☺️ COYG!!!!!!!!!

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Twitter is just an orgy of hate,jealousy, selfies food pics, moaners and pervs🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

1 year

Hubby bringing home my sausage roll money 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

7 months

Spurs fans saying not bothered bout winning anything at moment coz angeball is entertaining yes must be very entertaining getting bummed 4-0 🤗🤗🤗🤗😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

5 months

How disrespectful are these commentators writing off west ham 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 and hope west ham show um 🤬🤬🤬

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

@Arsenal @Auba WHAT!!??? Øddy was motm by a mile rewatch the game!!! His work rate was amazing closing down defending creativity passing skill tracking back!! Also see how many times Øddy is free unmarked edge of box but noone passes to him🤬🤬🤬

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

8 months

COME ON ARSENAL YOU FUCKING BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS I WANT 6 TONIGHT 😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

How it started. How its going.

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

4 years

I think i upset people on here coz of speaking mind and my views🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

3 years

Just give richard a slap in Sainsburys 🤬🤬🤬 we were at the checkout and richard flirting with the checkout chick and asks for some bags. Checkout chick says would you like a bag for life? Richard says no thanks already got Linda. Cunt. Security ran over thought i was mrs fury.

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

6 months

YES MY FUCKING MAN GET THE FUCK IN GETS IT IN FROM IMPOSSIBLE ANGLES JUST LIKE WHEN WE IN BED 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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Linda Ødegaard ♋️

@Lindagoonerette

2 years

Its getting close to that time of year again when children start to get anxious and worry 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 in case they unwrap a spurs shirt xmas day 🥹🥹🥹 remember folks be kind at xmas 🥹🥹🥹

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