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@LifeOfEdgar

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Mr. no bitches and part time twitter comedian

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Joined March 2011
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@LifeOfEdgar
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5 years
Mexicans always find time to come together during hard times. His wife was Mexican and he had a lot of love for the Mexican people. Amazing.
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2 years
Don’t get it twisted, if you see me drinking this 4th of July it’s because I love drinking, not this country.
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2 years
“You the first girl I’ve brought here fr” The Topgolf employee:
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4 years
How about we find the parents of those 545 children that were separated from each other at the border instead
@KTVN
2 News Nevada
4 years
CRIME BEAT: Carson City deputies need your help finding a woman who stole a Trump/Pence political sign from a home in west Carson City on Saturday night. Details:
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@LifeOfEdgar
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4 years
How you gonna say undocumented immigrants are here for freebies and to steal from this country when they been paying more taxes than your own president
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@LifeOfEdgar
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3 years
Get in loser, tomorrow is October 1st 🦇
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5 years
The Weeknd? My mans out here looking like el fin de semana
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3 years
Bro you’re in your 20s just eat the onions
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@LifeOfEdgar
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Hey, hopefully the alarm didn’t scare you. It definitely scared me, but nothing scared me more than losing you. Wish I could scream to the world just as loud as the alarm how much I love you. I know that was just a test but I am living in a real emergency without u. Miss you.
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3 years
CDC this.... CDC that ... when you gonna c dis big ass heart I carry around
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4 years
Coronavirus hearing that some states are opening back up by this weekend
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5 years
The Weeknd dropping new music tonight? Say less
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@LifeOfEdgar
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4 years
Me: Oh damn, December already? I better get started on that Christmas shopping list 1st of the month:
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5 years
Me: Oh boy, December already? I better get started on that Christmas shopping list 1st of the month:
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@LifeOfEdgar
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3 years
“When drake said…” “When drake said…” “When drake said..”
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@LifeOfEdgar
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3 years
The cousins and I when we pull up to a family event and we get hit with “ya llegaron los borrachos”
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@LifeOfEdgar
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3 years
When your white privilege card gets declined
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3 years
Do I need another shot or does the shot need me
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@LifeOfEdgar
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2 years
Hey, don’t forget to turn your clock back tonight. Wish I could turn back time myself and make everything right between us. They call it daylight saving time but the only saving I need is saving from this pain I have knowing I lost you. Tell your momma I miss her cooking.
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@LifeOfEdgar
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1 year
Don’t forget to drink your water and mind your own business this week
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1 year
This Monday really Mondaying
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7 months
Ending another year not having to buy diapers. Cheers to that fr
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@LifeOfEdgar
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4 years
Petition to burn down and break into the ICE facilities instead of stores and freeing everyone
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9 months
Just saw her Halloween costume
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@LifeOfEdgar
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4 years
Alright, July you’re up. What you got for us..
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1 year
Don’t get it twisted, if you see me drinking this 4th of July it’s because I love drinking, not this country.
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@LifeOfEdgar
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5 years
Portland, you’re doing amazing sweetie.
@Oregonian
The Oregonian
5 years
Portland police won’t cooperate with feds on potential ICE raids, chief says
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4 years
Did Trump just say people at the camps are well taken care of? Really? What a joke. #PresidentialDebate
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@LifeOfEdgar
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4 years
Next time someone tells you ilegal immigrants steal all of the jobs show them this picture. Rain, thunder, sun, fires, no matter the situation they still bringing food to our tables 🙏🏽💪🏼
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When Juice WRLD said “If it wasn't for the pills, I wouldn't be here, but if I keep taking these pills, I won't be here” it had me like
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@LifeOfEdgar
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3 years
Nah nah Carmen salinas died? My TV grandma???????
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6 years
There is a Mac and cheese festival in Portland in October and if that doesn’t sound like the mf perfect date idea than idk what does
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1 year
Reminder that the government rather focus on banning TikTok than focusing on the bigger problems 😃😃😃
@CNN
CNN
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JUST IN: At least 3 children killed in shooting at private Christian elementary school in Nashville, a local hospital confirms. The shooter was killed by police.
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@LifeOfEdgar
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4 years
If the Cheesecake Factory said “nah” then I also will be participating in this “nah” movement on April 1.
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The Cheesecake Factory tells landlords it will not be paying rents on April 1
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5 years
Mexican relatives on FB live at every family party
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1 year
“I get my tacos plain”
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3 years
BREAKING: The CDC says to get drunk today due to being Friday and making it through another tough week
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2 years
Did your boyfriend vote to keep your reproductive rights or do I have to talk him?
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@LifeOfEdgar
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4 years
Biden takes Wisconsin! I knew T-Pain was onto something when he rhymed mansion with wiscansin
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4 years
Get in loser, we’re going to count the votes in Nevada to declare Biden president
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4 years
Opening the app after midnight
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4 years
Normalize not making fun of men for sharing their feelings because it isn’t “manly” enough. Mental health among men doesn’t get the recognition it deserves.
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4 years
What you doing tweeting? GATHER THE AVENGERS
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2 years
Do you wanna go to spirit Halloween this year with me yes or no
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4 years
Every Latina girl watching the bad bunny concert rn wishing they were chasing after the bus
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3 years
White people on 5 de Mayo vs. the other 364 days of the year
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6 years
Every Oregonian when they see you drink out of anything but a hydro flask
@Groovy_Em
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When I see the homie using a straw.
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3 years
Every other social media on the death of Prince Philip vs Twitter 💀
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Live look at 49ers fans
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3 years
Oregonians are mad af with Kate brown for moving counties back to extreme risk but aren’t mad at the people refusing to help to make this virus go away. Make it make sense 🤨
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@LifeOfEdgar
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5 years
Never change Portland, never change.
@Oregonian
The Oregonian
5 years
Yes there was a llama on the MAX, TriMet confirms, but there shouldn’t have been
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3 years
2 seconds into this new J. Cole album
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4 years
Me currently thinking of all the animals losing their homes during these fires
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5 years
You know you’re from a weird ass city when videos like these don’t even surprise you anymore. Just another day in Portland
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Just another jog home
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@LifeOfEdgar
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1 year
Call me an old head but this is me currently with all them fireworks still going off. WRAP IT UP YALL. Some of us have work tomorrow and a scared dog
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5 years
I could give 0 fucks about the drama of the Kardashian’s and Woods I see on the daily. Why are we not talking more about this?
@CBSNews
CBS News
5 years
Thousands of migrant children were sexually abused in U.S. custody, HHS docs say
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4 years
Did Trump just brag about bringing back football?! One thing you can’t bring back is the 200k dead people you moron
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3 years
Watching every one tweet about their stimmy direct deposit hitting and mine hasn’t 😔
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4 years
Friends: you coming out this weekend? Me: yeah I’m down! Also me by 9pm:
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1 year
Men’s mental health matters. Check on your male friends. This isn’t a who is a “man” and who isn’t contest. We as man face a society that tells us to suck it up and be a man. It’s okay to not be okay.
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Angus Cloud’s family releases statement on his passing to TMZ: “Last week he buried his father and intensely struggled with this loss. The only comfort we have is knowing Angus is now reunited with his dad, who was his best friend. Angus was open about his battle with mental
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4 years
I’m blocking any MF who posts a story with a text box saying “new tweet” covering the tweet
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2 years
“I just think people wanna see Andrew Tate lose. It’s all a plot against him. Free the top G”
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2 years
Happy Friday and Hispanic Heritage Month🫡
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4 years
4th of July next week and this year I really ask myself wtf we celebrating? New records of Covid cases, kids still in cages, black people still getting killed by the police. We wanna celebrate independence? What independence? To wear or not wear a mask? What a joke.
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“I like my tacos plain” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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I don’t need to see your “get to know me” on IG. I already knew you was a hoe
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6 years
What a lovely day. Cheers everyone.
@thehill
The Hill
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Protesters shut down Portland ICE facility: report
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3 years
Alright y’all gotta wrap it up with them fireworks
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Portland people be like “I know a place” then take you to Voodoo doughnut
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Trump hiding in the bunker when the secret service comes to escort him out of the White House
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5 years
As an Oregonian I want to say we no longer claim her as an Oregonian. California, she’s all yours.
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5 years
We don’t need a daily pic on your Snapchat of what you got. We get it, you’re addicted to caffeine.
@Austin_moore_3
Austin Moore
5 years
Unpopular opinion Dutch Bros edition:
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Edgar
5 years
4th of July is always a weird holiday, specially in the last few years. Yes, I’m proud to be an American and all the opportunities this country provides but I just can’t seem to celebrate our “freedom” knowing there is kids in detention centers & families being separated everyday
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3 years
2 seconds into that new aventura x bad bunny song
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Guardado as soon he reaches the locker room #MexicoVsUSA
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$50 for a haunted house? Fuck that, I can just walk through Gresham at night and die for free.
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Me waking up in hell tomorrow for tweeting and laughing at all of the Queen Elizabeth memes
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4 years
Cinco de mayo vs the other 364 days of the year
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My ass pulling up to work on Monday because I didn’t win the mega millions
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4 years
When you’re lighting off those fireworks this weekend don’t forget that our corrupt government isn’t doing shit about her disappearance. One of their own soldier. Justice and liberty for all my ass. #JusticeForVanessaGuillen
@abc13houston
ABC13 Houston
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"My sister is NO JOKE. My sister is a HUMAN BEING. And I want justice. My sister did not do this to herself. Someone did it." Vanessa Guillen's sister gave an emotional plea in the case of her sister's disappearance from Fort Hood.
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4 years
So in conclusion Florida is cancelled
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3 years
I’m starting to think all I have to be is white to get away with almost anything I want in this country.
@FOX5Vegas
FOX5 Las Vegas
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A 20-year-old man who pleaded guilty to rape and sex abuse of four teenage girls will face no jail time. DETAILS:
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4 years
My fellow Oregon residents if you haven’t already text 888777 with your zip code to be put on the alert system for all the fires and evacuation messages
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6 years
Every city in Oregon has a few of these not even gonna lie
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3 years
Pain
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4 years
Imagine calling it a hoax and then boom, you get it 😂
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!
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4 years
Yikes. This is WHY we are protesting 🤦🏽‍♂️
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3 years
If oaks park in Portland is still making it, you can too.
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4 years
“ThE WeSt CoaSt Is TurNinG ReD JuSt waTCh. ReD wAVe cOmInG”
@nprpolitics
NPR Politics
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#BREAKING : Joe Biden has won the states of California, Oregon and Washington, according to a series of AP race calls.
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Ladies and gents, we have a business to destroy. Let’s get on it. Located in Lake Oswego
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5 years
Just to clear some things up, no where in my tweet did I say the Mexican culture is any better than any other for doing this. I simply applaud my culture for showing love and said how the Mexican culture was in his life. Let us have this moment, we are all in this together.
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3 years
It could all be so simple
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3 years
First we lose Carmen Salinas and now Vicente Fernandez??? No one speak to me
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3 years
@NooneysPage You a grown ass man dawg
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@LifeOfEdgar
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4 years
Alright June, you’re up. We could all use a good month just fyi
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4 years
Pennsylvania AND Georgia now blue? Happy mf Friday to everyone 🙏🏽
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5 years
tisoped tcerid
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4 years
Truly disgusting. If you in the Eugene are, you know who not give your business to. Let’s leave a nice review.
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2 years
The urge to move to another state and start a new chapter in life gets a bit bigger each day
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5 years
Ah, yes. This is how I used to get to elementary school every day. explORegon 😍🥴
@mistergerould
🌈 ig 🚲
5 years
Only REAL Portlanders remember Division St before the all of the condos
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