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28 years old. Male. profile pic is NOT me. I like to write dirty. horny on main. biggest kink is exhibitionism. also like monster erotica. 🔞 MINORS BEGONE!!!

Joined November 2019
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People get upset about how weird taboo erotica can get and want it banned, but no one wants to ban horror novels about explicit gruesome cannibalism. People accept that violence can be fantasy or shock value, but not sex? #WritingCommunity #sexpositive
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@paynushurts @HEROMANishere Technically canon because of infinite multiverse
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@shenanigansen lillith created the king in Yellow. All who witness his form go mad with lust.
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@OwainAlty @existaint Welcome to ancient greece
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@elextra__ "feeling burnt out from executive disfunction and can't get anything done? just eat some chocolate uwu"
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@cannibalanders "I WAS THERE WHEN THE FIRST SLANG WAS SPOKEN, WHIPPERSNAPPER"
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@Bad_Tweet_Man Coomer went full circle
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@keylamarques i'm always fascinated by the fact that modern Hindus in India tend to be super-conservative about sex, and nudity and yet the religious artwork will have naked women, or even temples covered in artwork of orgies.
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@RiseFallNickBck "We get it bruce, your parents are dead "
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@cocoUOcoco "I don't know why I hang out with you two. I used to strike terror into the hearts of mortals"
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@RazorHeat @FAKKU Sounds like a retcon just to save his skin
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@lgbt_takes @ripenses_poster "Yeah just use corn oil in your oil change"
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@WassNonnam the nazis really ruined a good thing.
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To all the hentai haters
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@CSMFHT Use the veil trick. Ask them if they wou go back, without knowing what their social status would be. Might be a slave, might be an emperor.
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@Kukumomoart "oh, I thought shoving random objects up my ass would help me on my quest"
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@CSMFHT I've always noticed that it seems like only people who are already rich and successful adopt stoicism
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@OpossuMachine Need context
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@QuestInterest @Jack_S_Wolfman lol romans basically called the giraffe a "camel-leopard"
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@StyledApe @Babie_Personal @marksnotnice imagine how many takes this took and how many times they got smacked in the balls
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@crustyleper does templeOS just give everything a weird layer of color?
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@anonhistory @WassNonnam be skeptical of any time the Romans describe other cultures.
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@baalbuddy What about post POST apocalypse. Humanity has finally rebuilt the cities and now the culture is forever traumatized.
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@GramanhFolcwald 300 years from now , archeologists will be trying to figure out what the joke was. They will have no context
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@TitaniaMcGrath But shouldn't women have equal representation in all categories? That's equity
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@PigeonGirlMera wait, do they actually change gender after evolving, or does the game just have janky ratios for wild pokemon?
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@twistcmyk I"m losing track of which creature is your persona.
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@jayman @existentialcoms So no one should become a garbage man? If everyone did that then society couldn't function.
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@aemiron OMG IS THAT LOSS. LIKE THE MEME COMIC: LOSS ?
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@TooLateBlue @GreenTextRepost because you can end up labeled as that creepy dude who firts with random women.
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@MischiefsYT I'm convinced they made joel up to troll us.
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@AbsoluteUnit30 dude, you should seriously pursue a career in comedy.
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@nichegamer This would mean he got the makeup crew involved in the prank
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@SamTweeting95 @PatStaresAt Meanwhile darksouls will offer you no clues in where to find an important item for a quest , and the quest giver keeps changing locations.
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@gregggrulz @ElPutoKarmaJode if I remember right, locusts aren't even a species, just something that happens to grasshoppers during stress right?
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@Antrodemus I am skeptical of studies that attempt to describe the complex ecological behaviors of species based on a few skeletons and a few footprints.
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@Lilstar9105 So should consenting adults not be allowed to do what they want in their own home?
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@mossacannibalis I received: cash You receive: shitty Borger Deal?
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@itslanabee Wait until Twitter realizes their favorite pornstar puts on a persona
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@SWIMMlN How? Are the online servers still running?
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@BitsHammer lol what radicalized me was having my rights taken away by the government because of a nonviolent crime.
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@actualadultjd @HEROMANishere Shipping is when I make my favorite characters fuck each other
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@CSMFHT caesar should know better than to ask for a prophecy, he should know the greek tragedies.
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Human anatomy lesson
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@Nickelodeon It's planet sheen all over again
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@CSMFHT his answer will be "what? you don't fuck your war buddies? oh how the west has fallen"
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@TheBrometheus Lol at first I thought it was supposed to be a reversal of the rude comments women get. "smile more"
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@CSMFHT Lol if someone talks about a union, then most likely the company will make up an excuse to fire me. "At will employment " means the company can fire you at a moments notice without any real explanation.
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@CenturiiC "no, I can't actually learn a skill, I have to just complain on the internet that other people aren't making exactly what I want. no, I will not commission anyone." /s
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@illustrasuns @SnakeySmut Lol how many layers of makeup does she need to be beautiful?
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@DubhDonald "force" ?
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@Rapscallion_Art king of FAT TIDDIES
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@WorldinGreyArt "nooo, I know a girl who is orb shaped, you can't make generalizations based on sex, that's sexist, REEEEEEEEEEE" /S
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@null_backdoorho Grooming through validation
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@Rapscallion_Art Discworld dwarven gender lol.
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@sisterlelianas "Give me your first born child"
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@Swilua Children must have been real confused. Parent teacher conferences must be fun
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@WassNonnam Someone should shake things up and make a game where you play as a morally perfect angel killing demons and the story is morally black and white.
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@ericasmithsexed And often men run into the opposite problem where they are considered losers if they HAVEN'T had sex by 18, and their social status gets tied up with sexual success. Society is a paradox
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@kukuruyo I heard they made it deliberately ugly to prevent rule 34 fan art
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@Qwerky31 okay, but why are they in the Ballroom from Beast's castle in Kingdom Hearts 2?
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@SonarCaspersky @PicturesFoIder and his stuff got a lot more chill over time. now he just does vlogs as a permanent tourist in japan.
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@null_backdoorho gotta pull out the power tools for the nullified girl.
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@elextra__ that's just insulting
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@popopoka_ Well you're first mistake was having a French computer
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@fasc1nate it's American tourist proof. they can't fit in the seats.
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@oneHoney17 @cocoUOcoco "You cheated and you know it"
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@LookAtMyMeat1 men only want one thing and it's having a soulmate lover and a child who loves you.
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@DanGuy96 yo, Azmuth knew about the story of noah?
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@mossacannibalis What's with the Israelite high priest shirt?
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@lillaylaxox @humilimaiden "girl, why are the curtains open?"
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@WassNonnam Reloading a fuse sucks when your face is melting
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@theKnightofAsh1 @Akumabat "Or do I owe her an apology?"
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@wayriding Maybe it was something other than a transition you were looking for in the first place. People sometimes are wrong about what will make them happy
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@_kikimari_ lol I'm pretty sure this is actually one of the solutions to the sirens in Greek myth.
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@Knightly_H @Ginger_Breadley you mean they didn't spend they days collecting bucket of filth and wallowing in the muddy steets?
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@Bartric2 @zaalsikar Bro, you don't use a hammer to lay bricks
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@CSMFHT Common latin names: fiver, sixey seveny, eighter,
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@LerouxJordon @DoobusGoobus WHAT? YOU MEAN THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS FICITONAL?
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@CSMFHT Greeks and Romans were like, super gay.
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@blobbynfriends Start over and make your own country
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@NagitosAsimp @Lilstar9105 Your sex life must be really boring
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@BlancLauz Does she always have the "just got facefucked" makup?
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@null_backdoorho (Spoiler: she doesn't)
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@Inimeitiel94 "Get in the wolf suit link. No one will know our secret"
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@unseeliefawn and this was before the 1.0 update where it asks "who will be your protector?"
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@SongbirdN7 codependent personality disorder and institutional trauma
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@Akumabat Miles morales is the best example of adding black representation into an existing franchise. He is not just a race swap, he is his own character with his own backstory, taking up the mantle of a hero,like has happened in many franchises.
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@sisima_ Your supposed to snuggle with them
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@avtoservis3 It's weird how there's a subgroup of liberals who are prudish and want to censor things.
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@pookleblinky Also sucks when you're on probation and can't legally use internet
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@corduroycleric But seriously , it has tons of references to eyesight being a metaphor. So much foreshadowing
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@cannibalanders "I'm something of a "badass" myself. My ex is tye goddess of magic. We totally had sex"
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