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Hi I’m Brooke and I tell feminist, working class, and lgbtq history to ʎuɹoh men against their will. Subscribe to my Substack to support my mission. ♥️

Joined September 2022
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
5 months
Hello new people! I’m Brooke & I tell history to horny men, conservatives & scammers. Most messages come from my SATIRICAL conservative FB. None of them come from dating apps. If you like feminist comedy, & the history of those the history books have overlooked, stick around.
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Oh wow. Imagine how fantastic it must be.
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2 years
I saw a thread of guys talking about how 35 yr old women are upset that men their age want 18 yr olds. They attributed this to…. jealousy. Naw man, we aren’t jealous. It’s just WE’VE BEEN 18 yr old girls. We know how creepy and predatory it feels to have older men chasing us.
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5 months
a total #eclipse of the
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5 months
the angry react
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I call this one Phone Bad
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2 years
You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s
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5 months
Anti woke remix
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4 months
Imagine if he were a dog though
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3 months
I wonder why #freepalestine
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2 years
Not settling for less
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3 months
Bedtime Stories for Men: Are You My Mother? #happymothersday
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9 months
For some reason not everyone adores me. Thankfully, that is just as amusing.
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5 months
I can’t see him #TransDayOfVisability
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2 years
Fun fact! You can say anything to a man as long as you mention ᦓꫀ᥊ first!
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Just think how great the world would be if everyone did this. ♥️ #positiveaffirmations
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5 months
I think I upset Mr. Professional Photographer 😔 #photographer
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8 months
Here ya go nerds
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
2 years
The same exact men that moan about women having had multiple sexual partners, are the ones here yelling at my page for displaying women turning down unwanted sexual advances. Pick. A. Damn. Side.
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1 month
Solidarity my Patriots 🇳🇱
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6 months
Too long for Twitter. Too important not to share.
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4 months
But, but he said he’d love me forever
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2 years
It occurred to me that, it looks kinda odd that I’m putting all this original content out with no followers. This stuff is actually my job, but on Facebook! 🫶
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
8 months
I’m proud of you boys. ♥️
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9 months
Adopting Man Babies: Baby Joe Part 1/2
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
2 years
This
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22 days
Holy shit I haven’t checked twitter in a bit. Usually I post stuff here just in case but they never blow up. Hi. How did you all get here?
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4 months
Oh shoot. Now how will I get a beach body?
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
2 years
LOOK I KNOW OCTOPI AREN’T MAMMALS BUT CAN WE PRETEND SO THAT THE SONG FITS 🥺
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
5 months
thank you
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
2 years
The true story of #Thankgiving , as told by some horny dude in my inbox and I.
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4 months
The cats out of the closet Don #catfishing
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2 months
May I present the adventures of Master 🐓 and 🐓 🙌
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
8 months
but my avocado yoga with soothing real geese 🥺
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2 years
Shoutout to @PeterAWhite
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5 months
Who me?! Ramble on about 17th century witches?! I could never. but you can find it here.
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8 months
I’m just having a hard time right now 😔
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
2 years
If you are a man calling me a “man hater”, what you are not so subtly saying is “I SEE the acts of sexual harassment shown, and I feel attacked.” There are so many ways though for men to act, besides as sexual predators. I don’t hate men. I want them to reach a better potential.
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5 months
I’m sorry you have to find out this way😔 BreakingNews
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10 months
It takes a village ♥️
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
2 years
Try not to try too intimidated tee hee hee
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
7 months
Happy two year anniversary to the time this guy “thought he was doing something.” I had almost forgotten about a man’s most vulnerable time. This is what happens when you try to sound more intelligent by replacing words with ones you don’t fully understand the meaning of.
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
2 years
All boobs sag eventually. That’s it. That’s the tweet. #DojaCat
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5 months
I got him so good
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
2 years
It’s not that feminists don’t support the ability to be a stay at home mom it’s that we know that position can easily be manipulated into a way to control women, and that without financial freedom many women are unable to afford to leave bad relationships.
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
2 years
When he leaves you speechless, our girl @Alanis always has the words for you. 🎵 🎼 𝒴❤𝓊’𝓋𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓎 𝓌💍𝓃 𝓂𝑒 😍𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒾𝓃 𝓈𝓅𝒾𝓉𝑒 💞𝒻 𝓂𝑒 🎶 🎵
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4 months
unhinged
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
2 years
This screenshot was taken by the guy to brag but uh 😏
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2 years
Boom
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5 months
too easy
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5 months
Who will win the honor of being featured in my story about scientist Kathleen Lonsdale? They are both off to a strong start.
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4 months
hehe ✨
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
4 months
My man’s the mofo nut master (Although usually I don’t show names for legal reasons, it turns out this isn’t his real name. As far as finding him, there are so many men with this “name”, and I may have changed something in it for further anonymity. 😉)
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
2 years
Anyone need this????
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@Lets_Not_Date
Brooke from Let’s Not Date
2 years
𝗔𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗶𝗻𝗯𝗼𝘅 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝘂𝘆 𝗺𝗲 𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲. 🏡 🥺🫶
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
2 years
Adopting Man Babies: sweet little baby Gary the snuggle buggle buddy boy A special thanks to everyone who helped comment on his picture ♥️♥️♥️ #AdoptingManBabies
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
5 months
poor guy. I know how he feels.
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7 months
Sometimes I think I must be the luckiest woman alive to have so many people that care about me. ♥️
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almost got rich ☹️ #letsnotscam
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2 years
Hey (with the intention of sending you hey repeatedly and then calling you a whore for not answering.)
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
27 days
“Simone Biles will chicken out. I can’t believe they let her go again,” he says. “She can’t deal with the pressure.” He should know. After all, he has to deal with no one caring about him while he works his dead-end job and sometimes pays his child support on time.
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2 years
If you are one of those guys that complain about “how unfair it is that women can use makeup to hide what they really look like”, GUESS WHAT! You can wear makeup too! Makeup is for anyone. 🫶
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My daughter just asked me how to spell bananas and honestly l've been training for this moment since 2005.
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
2 years
“BUT IT’S LEGAL.” Legality does not equal morality. Just because it’s legal for #LeonardoDiCaprio to date a 19 year old at 48 doesn’t mean we can’t point out that he’s a disgusting, predatory dude. Why do YOU need big daddy government to tell you what’s right and wrong?
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My friend who used to mod on Let’s Not Date reminded me of this, one of many mean messages the page got in 2019. Always be petty.
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nefarious
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(redacted) Man Therapy: The Center Line This is based on the following submission “my ex used to drive on the wrong side of the road with me my son and my daughter in the car. He would say it was funny but it scared me so bad. He liked seeing me scared”
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Asking the random men in my inbox to co-sign a credit card: “Sweet Potato Chips” edition
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2 years
She’s already told him she’s not interested in being more than friends. Keep that dong in the trou my man. Dong in the trou.
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A NOT SO FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT DON’S comments implying as women age they aren’t attractive are bad and the filtered picture exists to irritate him. Don’t be like Don and mock the older filtered version.
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2 years
#art appreciation 😏♥️
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8 months
I decided, by no choice of my own, to have a birthday & turn 35. I missed the majority of my 20s being in a bad situation, & too poor to do anything but try to survive. I spent the first half of my 30s being too sick to enjoy them, including almost a year of needing help walking.
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2 years
cont. @Alanis
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2 years
He sent her an unsolicited dick pic, of which she said she didn’t want and then…
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I don’t like my belly button. My stomach is scarred from surgery and I hate it. I’m not the only one who didn’t like it. It’s something I’ve been made fun of for in the past, by a man. “You shouldn’t go out like that.” “You don’t have the body for it.”
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4 months
Good morning from my satirical alter ego. (This is who the men on my page are messaging.)
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10 months
Why does Brooke from Let’s Not Date keep doing this to me? 😤😤😤
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5 months
Almost thought he meant leprechauns
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3 months
Do you think he really means it? 🥺
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
1 year
I do mean to brag but a lot of people love me.
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
2 months
I was hiding it for a reason that didn’t exist in reality. There are a lot of people who point out others flaws perhaps to manipulate them or for themselves to feel better. They will never go away. We have to wear the crop tops in spite of them. To spite them. ♥️
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10 months
Where have all the good men gone 😩
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6 months
This man used AI to change my picture so that I’m smiling and I’m just 💀…
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What do Brooke do
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Very Old History: The Concept of Old Age 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺, 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨, 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘫𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘹 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦.
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Confusing The Random Men In My Inbox for Celebrities: Famous Welsh Poet Dylan Thomas spoiler alert: it’s not really him 😔🙄🙄 #AreYouMyCelebrity
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4 months
This is my absolute favorite review now.
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1 year
I HAD TO PAY IN ON TAXES THIS YEAR MEANWHILE ALL THESE POOR PEOPLE WITH MULTIPLE KIDS ARE GETTING TAX REFUNDS… and I’m so happy for them because it’s likely the one time of year where they get a large chunk of money they can use to buy things that they desperately need.
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1 year
🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
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10 months
Thinking about the time I almost met famous Welsh poet Dylan Thomas
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1 month
Okay yeah I walked right into that one
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2 months
1/5 “Why did she do that?” “She will regret it.” “Waste of a good body.” Comments written by men about a woman who had breast reduction surgery. This surgery has one of the highest satisfaction rates of all plastic surgeries. It allows people to live their life better without
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2 years
Bro yeah right. What a goddamn poser.
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1 year
A little traditional “At Let’s Not Date, the game is to see how many strange things you can say before the dude in your inbox stops trying to ‘date’ you” post for you babes.
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2 years
it’s a confusing world out there for boomers
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2 years
A man with MASSIVE testosterone levels has arrived
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
7 months
Dear Man in My Inbox: make out tips 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘹
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