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@Lesbiana

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What if I said this ______. Good, your still here listening. Unless i swear, you don't seem to like swearing.

Joined September 2008
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
Hardest part of the day. Seeing how somehow now has the life I once had use and has stepped in and replaced me.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
I don't like that I miss having an independent wife. Having a dependent boyfriend can be so annoying.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
With monogamy comes control. Control of the other persons body...not sure how I feel about this.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
Oh elevator boy. You make me confuse yet I feel I do know the correct answer. Rock vs Awesome... Hope 4 the best & let the universe decide.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
Want to say fuck this to the day.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
I love spring. New life, new journey, sweet smells, sunny days & abundance of beauty. http://t.co/AWjpUn0QPw http://t.co/NaouLhne5x
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
Someone call in an emergency for me to leave work. I want outside. This is torture it's soooo nice out.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
When feeling ill go for a walk!
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
12 years
I just realized how ridiculous this looks. Duck taping my bumper with my Jesus saves coffee mug. http://t.co/htAGad9f
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
@Somecitygirl At least you know he won't eat all the food in the house and keep your vehicle when it's cold and wet out.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
Lesbians and their self righteous behavior is old. Get over it and yourself. Everyone is allowed their own opinion.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
Building an amazing pirate ship for the pride parade this year!! I'm in charge of the unicorn head and I'm being a mermaid.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
Those poops that feel so good after it makes your mouth tingle.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
After that it just isn't the same. Not sure if the heart ever recovers.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
12 years
Why are we so afraid to make eye contact with people who walk by? Don't make it awkward. Look and smile people. It's easy.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
I can't help but admire a handsome man with dreads in a suit. Corporate hippy.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
12 years
Can't seem to shake off this inner sadness....
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
16 years
Obviously I'm living under a rock, but for how long? Once a gay man goes gay, he never goes back lol.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
When is the dragon freed? The water bounds her like no other. The breath of life awakes her. She is in love. Deeper then fire heart Yearns.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
I'm so over your indie shit pop music. Turn it down please.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
Dear twitter. Why do people hate that I'm happy. Why can't I be allowed? Why do I get made to feel guilty for my happiness? Fuck haters!
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
12 years
Interesting how we all live on the same planet yet our cultures can be so different.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
Getting great sex tips from my gay bestie!
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
You know your in love with your fiancé when... She walks into the room and you get excited and filled with butterflies
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
I think I'm going on strike with underwear. It's driving me nuts lately.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
sometimes we sacrifice a few things to better ourselves.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
I can't tell if it's the energy drink or the fb posts giving me anxiety.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
The list of porn on the man's computer can sure make a girl feel insecure and know why she's questioning what happened to their sex life.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
I noticed the older I get the more PMS become strong. I'm completely annoyed by fans.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
Gawd I'm craving chocolate and I already ate 2 packs of treats. Crappy chocolate is so unfulfilling.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
Today twitter is my hero. You saved me from icy roads and possibly a fatal crash & traffic. Thank you all tweeters for the updates.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
12 years
It's becoming more apparent that I take on other people's vibrations and energies. Feeling bitter when its has nothing to do with me.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
@EddieDellaSiepe heard you were at yuk yuks, you should have warned calgary sooner!! I would have came!!!
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
Ummmm wow. Perfect sperm donation. Everything of my dreams. Right here. Shazam. I wish.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
@nytimes Farmers should take responsibility on fair animal treatment and they wouldn't have to worry about threats against their business.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
12 years
Someone that makes my fiancé this upset makes me want to go through the phone and slap some sense into that someone.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
Today I'm really missing her. Not sure the dynamic as it's just a feeling in my heart of loss.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
12 years
If I can not live it, then I will create it and live within it. - Lesbiana
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
HAPPY CANADA DAY TO ALL MY LOVELY CANADIANS!
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
Bored at dinner. Is this it? I'm one of them, the one I didn't want to be.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
12 years
When you find that one that gives you faith that one is enough, keep them and give them all the love you can give. :)
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
So annoyed at people asking me to smile for nothing. Why don't you make me laugh or do something to get a smile.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
Ummmmmmmm Dj Dan. House. Warehouse flashback. Yeah this is totally happening! Love this moment. Love life. OMG. Wtf.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
@Somecitygirl It's entertaining and hilarious. Don't stop being you ;)
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
On top of that 111 & 1111 has been the common number of the day.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
@Somecitygirl I want it too! Wait..... What do you want!
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
10 years
A fake smile is as bad as a non-apologetic sorry.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
This about says it all, I should have been Miley Cyrus this weekend. Gawd what happened. http://t.co/1MbMCZrVt8
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
@Somecitygirl I miss you too. Tequila park date would be splendid right about now! Just know I can make time for you !!
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
12 years
@brattynat @chefterrorista @somecitygirl yum yum mojitos with blended mint so you can consume it. Super greens! http://t.co/1iEcPZph
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
I love when I can be myself, quirky, funny and a little bit awkward. Thanks for the good conversation and fun times @EddieDellaSiepe
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
@EddieDellaSiepe In Thailand you don't have to leave the toilet to do that. They have a all in one bathroom stall.
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
They are out and damn they are cute! http://t.co/OerTntOHCH
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@Lesbiana
Lesbiana
11 years
It must be Friday eve. Everyone downtown is giving me sex eyes.
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