Lesang Tshoke @LesangTshoke Twitter profile

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

9 years

No greater feeling than flying mommy dearest in private little 4-seater to Zebula Lodge for lunch. She was so PROUD🙈

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

4 years

Elon Musk just got asked about Bitcoin and what he thinks of it... and his first response is “I gotta watch what I say here coz I can move the market” 🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣 what power is that??????

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

You’re probably the only person in the world that has tracked down and found a lost iPhone… teach us your ways!

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@Chymamusique

2 years

Found my lost iPhone 📱. Still looks as good as new 🙏✌🏽

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 years

Said she’s craving a Sunday braai for 2 when we woke up earlier… This is what she just found coming out the shower… 😂 I’m a magician.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

4 years

I’m just glad he’s responsible.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

6 years

I was just taking a random video... Guys who walks past behind me😳 #GlobalCitizenFestivalSA #globalcitizen @GlblCtzn

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

4 years

I just had a tweet go viral for the first time. I would like to thank @jack for this platform... I would also like to tha- Sorry, I need a moment. 🥺

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

I hope I marry a graceful & elegant woman... look at that posture. Ahhh! 😭🥺

Heart of Invictus 🤍 Mii

@meg4_strawberry

2 years

Meghan Markle is literally grace personified 😍

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

5 years

Somewhere in Noordwyk, Midrand there's is tiny little rascal terrorizing the WHOLE complex. Listen to what he's singing guys... Pleeeaaase!!! 😭😭😭

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

Restaurant Week South Africa is almost upon us… here are some of the listen venues JOHANNESBURG: Séjour, Chalk Craft Eatery, La Boqueria, Marble. PRETORIA: Brasserie de Paris, Geet, Priva Restaurant, Tribute Restaurant.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

@oddeomontle Yoh this shoe is so ugly. Okare uniform ya di drum majorette 😭😫

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

4 years

@__Mwangi__ @thaboreagan We not gonna have this argument... lol

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

Bathroom and Kitchen are very important rooms for me in a house. Whether apartment hunting or holiday bookings, those two rooms are the make or break of a decision.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

@grootsuster That’s my thing; I’ve gotten a “your iPhone has been found” message, with an address; but why would I go there if it was taken at gunpoint? 🤷🏽‍♂️ they can have it shem

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

5 years

I'm so angry, I'm fucken boiling😡 Abuse is something I will NEVER try and protect or "handle" by trying to be social media savvy about this situation. I believe every word Noxie typed. And that's that on that. I will not work nor be associated with an abuser going forward.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

I had to come and find the place… what a quaint food truck with sensational kotas 😋✨🔥

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

1 year

1. Gun not drawn at him 2. No warning shots fired 3. 6 rounds fired (excessive force) I’m not a law expert but I’m deducing : Murder, it’s voluntary manslaughter. I get the self-defence but not enough weight in that argument.

The Instigator

@Am_Blujay

1 year

OK Twitter Law experts and observers. Self defence or murder?

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

1 year

Also, a warning shot would’ve gotten him shot… And if that guy survived the first 2 shots he would’ve shot back. I guess he had to make sure… I change my mind: SELF-DEFENCE

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

7 years

@Madlala_TM @taxify_za you must be demented. . . Watch this guy drive off with my girlfriend and wait for SAPS??? this cannot be a sober thought....

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

1 year

@ZeeRight I have it on WhatsApp even. Life is so much easier with Ai

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

4 years

I love that u are singlehandedly starting a paparazzi culture in SA....😭😭😭

Kgopolo

@PhilMphela

4 years

SPOTTED: Actress Sindi Dlathu #TheRiver1Magic star was somewhere in Joburg. #KgopoloReports

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

4 years

Someone help!!!!! I found @Sipho_Says hopelessly staring into the abyss. As a friend I wanted to find out whats wrong after such an amazing day. His answer finished me:

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 years

@HarrisonMkhize_ But R40million is quite a large bag, and it’s heavy, how did she “pick it up”?

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 months

@SizweDhlomo It means that being South African is so intrinsic in our being, that we might as well replace our DNA with RSA. It’s a patriotic movement, showing pride in being South African & support of South Africans raising our flag high. I think @SouthAfrica needs a campaign around this.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

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Tumi

@Tumi213

1 year

Your favourite tattoo on your body?

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

5 years

I wish South Africans applauded the talent of this country a whole lot more.😔 Anyway, our film titled #LACE which we created for the 48Hour FILM Fest is about to screen at the Cannes International Film Festival right now at 13:30. Im so proud of us.... 😭😭😭😭 This is BIG!

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 years

The gossip!! 🤣😂 @MbalenhleMavim @ShowmaxOnline #TheWifeShowmax

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

4 years

Did Bheki just tell us to be IN BED by 9pm???? In bed??? He has to be fucken kidding!

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

5 years

To those all those telling me that this is fake online outrage, I guess I also have to now post private conversations to prove my stance on this. I feel very strongly about this and I honestly mean every single word.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

5 years

This guy is calling me and talking about how he should ask Noxie to delete her tweets... NAH NIGGA! LEAVE NOXIE ALONE AND DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT! GET HELP. COUNT ME OUT OF YOUR LIFE THOUGH, I'M NOT HAVING IT. Theres no "fixing it". We are disgusted. And we're done.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

GUYS… WTF IS THIS?????

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 years

Yoh, I really miss my ex. 🥺 I can’t even hold it in anymore. That was my bff - f🙃

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

7 years

For those that keep asking in my mentions, my gf is fine and safe at home. Thank you all for your concerns. Lets all be careful out there, and protect our women from such atrocities!

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

The worst restaurant in Johannesburg!!!! Wow, I’ve never had such a horrible experience in a restaurant; the food is so bad. It’s actually hazardous… 🤮 But, in true JHB fashion, it’s obviously quite aesthetically pleasing. . . But that’s where it ends.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

5 years

Guys... I just got home from the airport.... I get into the kitchen and find our helper with a 5l bottle of ice cold water and she's pouring it over our head. I then ask what's happening, she starts screaming and crying and says "ngizohlanya..." I start investigating...

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

4 years

Scenes.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

Let’s buy it and not just stream.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

7 years

📢 UPDATE: @taxify_za has blocked the driver from the system permanently. He will no longer be able to operate as a Taxify Driver. We will also be pressing charges against this driver and Taxify is willing to assist us with his details in order to do so.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

10 months

RIP @Nduey_Escobar 🕊️🥺

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

7 years

THANK YOU @taxify_za FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A HELPLESS BOYFRIEND IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING! WE DID HOWEVER MANAGE TO EVENTUALLY CATCH THE CAB AND BRING HER HOME BACK TO SAFETY! ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT NOW IS WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED IF WE HAD GIVEN UP THE CHASE.... 😢

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

9 years

So this emoji is a copy cat?? 😃_😺 😄_😸 😂_😹 😍_😻 😏_😼 😚_😽 😱_🙀 😢_😿 I just realised this now.... Or am I reading too much into it? 😂

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

@0nk321 Take a seat 💺

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 years

Woke up to a delivery from @FordSouthAfrica … it’s the all new #RangerStormTrak This car is actually the love child of the Ford Thunder and the Wildtrak…🔥♥️

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 years

You don’t vaccinate, you don’t vote… this country is just vibes for you…

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

I left the house on Thursday to go have lunch at Ukko. I just got back home NOW… ☹️ This December is not for the faint hearted. 😭

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

1 year

@Beulah_Phama @KaraboNtshweng *Especially…

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 years

What a rare car… BMW Z1 🙆🏾‍♂️

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

5 months

I took a bath the other day… 🤧

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

5 years

Guys, why don't u tell us about these nice restaurants hidden in JHB. ...? This place looks so cool. It's called Chevy Lane, in Bedfordview center. 👌

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 months

@Sipho_Says No DNA just RSA 🇿🇦✨

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

5 years

The president just went live with @bonang_m Wow!!!!! #SAElection2019

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

4 years

@_RebaS We can all send DM's... i got you. I'm disgusted to say the least.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 years

It’s not a brigade. It’s friends who have found out that their friend has passed on. Friends who have been scolded into waiting for the family by the twitter community, and yet are reduced to a “brigade” in during their initial shock and sadness at hearing horrific news.

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@Zenande_Mcfen

3 years

The 😭💔 brigade have started again, and once again we are left in the dark

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

9 years

Ladies.... Take note:

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 years

@BonoloMthombeni Oh my word… the accommodation looks so peaceful.!.! 😭😭😭 Definitely worth a visit.. thanks for the plug!

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

6 years

Dumelang batho ba modimo... Re apere leather today. 😂🤣 ...

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 years

Turning 32 years of age today. 🎈 I like this number though. 32 gives me such positive vibes! Here’s to making an impact in the world this year; and to life changing moments of zen. 🥂🍾

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

7 years

I HOPE THAT @taxify_za WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS SITUATION... RIGHT NOW I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU GUYS, AND YOU HAVE LOST YET ANOTHER CUSTOMER FOREVER. #BOYCOTTTAXIFY

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

7 years

WITH ALL THIS TALK ABOUT @taxify_za DRIVERS, I COULDN'T HELP BUT THINK THAT MY GF WOULD ALSO BE ANOTHER STATISTIC, OR THAT I'D BE RIGHT HERE ASKING YOU GUYS TO RETWEET MY TWEETS BECAUSE SHE IS MISSING...

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 years

Just got the keys to our #RangerRaptorSE , about to leave Cape Town international and begin the launch! Let the @FordSouthAfrica adventure begin! #LiveTheRangerLife

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

8 years

I'm not getting over this PERFECTION✨🔥😅 Watching you present is like silk 😂don't ask what that means! @bonang_m ❤️

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

5 years

I'm giving away 10 double tickets to this event.... 🎟️😁🌈

Goitse Diale

@GoitseDiale

5 years

Details of the event. South African Hot Air Ballon Championships. 📍 Skeerport (West of Harties Dam) 🗓 July 12 to July 17 2020 For more information on tickets etc. Stay posted for the official enquires email or you can DM me.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

@Giftana_ Scrapyard?!?!

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

Guys no ways!!! Drinks on me 😭🤣😭

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

6 years

Nope. It's December.

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@Sipho_Says

6 years

Kana it’s Monday

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

I just love how everyone in Pretoria wears GALxBOY… @Vuittots you’ve done an amazing job bro! 🥹

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

6 years

She gives me joy and excitement... Babygirl Waka 😍❤️

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 years

Thanks for the laughs guys…🙏🏾 Time to get off my phone now and enjoy her company and some Nacho’s (I made them myself this time 😂🤣) 💫🕯

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

1 year

Spur is one of those places I visit at least once a month, without fail. The Buffalo Wings will always be my kryptonite 😭😭 I literally go to spur for their wings… and the chips only make sense when you drench them in their BBQ sauce AND 1000 island dressing.🤧

Ngwana Thakane🐥

@BoitumeloK_

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Took my little cousin to spur the other day and omg, that was the best decision I made. That food banged okay🤣! I’m fighting the urge to go back today

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

You can’t shatter someone’s world and then still have an opinion on their reaction to your atrocity… 🤷🏽‍♂️ That’s abusive.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

1 year

@Dimpho_Mokwala I expected you to read my whole tweet in the thread before responding.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

8 years

Sidlukotini!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 ft. Stevie Wonder (remix) #OPW #OurPerfectWedding

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

4 years

Does the hospital then issue a birth certificate or immediate ID?

Dr Naks ♥️

@Tshi_Nakanyane

4 years

Just delivered a 6.1 kg baby. That's a record for me

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

4 years

I'm so happy for them....😭😭😭❤❤❤ Another reminder to not give up on love. This is beautiful and has restored my faith in love again.😁

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

Not even one follower extra. Elon’s twitter sucks.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

6 years

Myself and @Sphaka_N were holding it down on #TheTouchDown exclusive to @TouchHDOnline where we interviewed the Producer - Kutlwano - and the Lead actress - Sihle - of #TheHerd which aired its first episode yesterday on @Mzansimagic ... Take a listen 👉

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 months

I’m just constantly in awe of @Bonang …😭 I’m literally her biggest fan.🥺

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

@Bonang took the words right out of my mouth. . . 😭 this is me! And that’s all I can say.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 months

Now we get paid to talk 😭😭

Nadia Worsley | PR + Marketing

@NadiaWorsley

3 months

Everyone who had “talks too much” on their report cards in school, what do y’all do for a living?

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@LesangTshoke

4 years

@Shamiso_

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

9 years

How can u not love this Royal Megacy @bonang_m 💕🙆✨

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

So you guys listen to vn’s at 1.5x ???

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

1 year

That Cartier love bracelet is how much? You all have THAT money? Please man.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

I really enjoy the #Moments spent with my bestie @MbalenhleMavim 💜 Yesterday was soooo much fun!!! Just pure joy & laughter, and dancing all day! 😊 Dezemba has officially begun! 🔥

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

5 years

Rubbish... What was wrongful in that letter? She quoted an excerpt from her contract🤔 There was no malicious intentions either. The letter had no intention to defame #FergusonFilms , they were used as an example. So what intent? This is bullying.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

@KhaoLarei Same… and I said no ways.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

6 years

Just wanna mention that we are actually a bunch of winners🎉😁 We entered the #48HourFilmFest , destroyed JHB with 1st place and 6 awards, screened in Orlando, Florida against the rest of the world and came out SECOND place, with 2 other awards✨ Next: Cannes Film Festival 🎬🎥

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

1 year

@Valentine_MGMT Yeah and also, to his defence, he has already warned the other guy that he is armed. This man keeps assaulting them while screaming out for him to take his gun out. This was clear self defence. He waited, he warned, he was submissive and eventually had to defend himself.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

1 year

@YouDunnoVusi The one that tears apart on the braai stand 😭😭

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

1 year

@MPUMIMLAMBO_ If you love Lusanda, then you’ll love Yandani too…

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

6 years

Also, as a country, we need to have a re-look at Leon Schuster's comedy. It was somewhat funny back then, but we "woke" now.... I watched "Zulu on my stoep" the other day and the ENTIRE movie is a cringe-fest. How did we allow that? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm appauled.

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

5 years

I just checked out @pamela_mtanga 's YouTube channel... Wow, I love it. She's so amazing. 🙏 What a personality! SUBCRIBED. NOTIFICATION BELL ON. ‼️

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

6 years

Casually chilling with Chris Martin from @coldplay ... Just another day in Johannesburg. Getting ready for #GlobalCitizenFestivalSA @GlblCtzn #youtube #GlobalCitizen

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 years

@DuwayneGoddard @LeratoMannya apply this to UberEats —> @MeatJunction 💁🏽‍♂️💫

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

3 years

🚨SOMEBODY STOP ME! 🥺👌🏾♥️ I’m so in love with this side of me. It took me a while to take a leap of faith and believe in my talent and now I’m completely in awe… THIS IS ME! 😩😭 🕯To more bookings! 🥂

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

2 years

@aliusroberto @beth_kasinga Yes!! This is absolutely true‼️ I switched my off after realising that when they steal your phone, the first thing they do is try swipe down to put it on airplane mode. I’m not well-versed on the eSim technology, specifically how it increases security…🤷🏽‍♂️

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

4 years

Don't ever ignore your gut feeling. Listen!

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Lesang Tshoke

@LesangTshoke

8 years

Yoh Yoh Yoh!!!!!! @MrMenziN 😩😩😩 WHAT A WOW!!!!!! I'm in awe!!! @DineoRanaka you said education 1st. Here we go👇🏽

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