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Uppa Towen. 💙🤍

Ipswich
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@LesMuttons
John
4 months
Bellingham asking the fans for "more" is just pure arrogance. These people have spent thousands of pounds, many of them travelled all over Germany to watch you cunts not turn up for 3 and a half games. Fuck off #ENGSVK
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John
4 months
@LowerTiers Whoever put this together tastes crayons.
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John
4 months
Never fall in love with a loan player. Unless you have those beautiful bastards McKenna and Ashton running your club. #itfc
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
4 months
🚨🔵 Omari Hutchinson to Ipswich Town on permanent deal from Chelsea, here we go! Agreement in place for fee around £22m add-ons included, as expected. Chelsea will NOT have buy back clause but there will be sell-on clause. Exclusive story, confirmed. ✅🚜
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2 years
@sjunejo945 @alanshearer That's fucking miles in. What are you on about!
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1 month
There literally can't be a single #itfc fan that doesn't think that is a brilliant point.
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John
11 months
That's the picture. Build the statue. #itfc
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John
2 months
I will never, EVER get tired of seeing that beautiful Ecuadorian cunt toe poke the ball into the bottom corner. #itfc
@RampantSport
Rampant
2 months
#GoalofTheDay The Championship™️ Ipswich Town, 90+7... #ITFC
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10 months
@HarryyClarke6 is an absolute credit to this football club! Made my sons whole year with this gesture. 💙 #itfc
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John
22 days
It's his time. #itfc
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@twtduk
TWTD.co.uk - #itfc
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John
10 months
Finding out my son had to be taken out of school for the last 3 days of term because of horrific levels of bullying makes me feel physically sick and unbelievably sad. It also makes me angry beyond words. Bullies are fucking scum.
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John
6 months
He will be given a chance in the Premier League by McKenna...whether you like it or not! Always gave absolutely everything for the club and if someone deserves a chance...it's him. #itfc
@BBCSuffolk
BBC Suffolk
6 months
"If he [Kieran McKenna] asked me to run through a brick wall, I'd do it in a heart beat" A heartfelt interview from Kayden Jackson as he speaks to Brenner Woolley.
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John
1 year
Honestly...I did not know what to expect after my post yesterday. It was a cry for help, 100%. The outpouring of love and support from people I know and people I don't, #itfc fans and supporters of other clubs (even Norwich), it means the world to me. Thank you 💙
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John
28 days
Jack Taylor is every bit a Premier League footballer. Absolutely brilliant when he came on #itfc
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John
2 months
If you doubted if Sam Morsy could make the step up. You're a fucking cretin. It just doesn't work without him. #itfc
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John
3 months
Season ticket holders watching the ballot drama unfold. #itfc
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John
6 months
Don Goodman has been a condescending cunt about us all season. I am glad the players noticed and I couldn't love @lukewoolfenden more for calling the melt out! #itfc
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John
10 months
Figured it was about time I got an #itfc tattoo. The memory of turning the corner, holding my sons hand when he was young and his reaction to seeing the stadium under the lights for the first time will live with me forever. And will now be on me forever. Uppa Towen 💙🤍
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John
10 months
This is the worst we have played under McKenna. It's been 2 years. We are playing against a team that would likely stay in the PL. We're still 7 points ahead of them. Fuck this game. Onto Boxing Day. #itfc
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John
3 years
Been an absolute privilege going to games with this kid this season. His Autism has meant he was not always comfortable with crowds and noise. It is now his favourite thing in the world. What a club we support! #itfc #AutismAcceptanceMonth 💙🤍🚜
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John
3 months
These 2 are going to cause absolute carnage down our right side next season! #itfc
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John
27 days
If Leif Davis isn't called up for the next England squad...I am fucking done with international football. He is easily the best English left back playing in the Premier League. If he doesn't get picked...it's because of big club bias only. #itfc
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John
10 months
Excuse me #Rovers fans. Has your manager been at the fucking glue? Loaning us Travis... 😬
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John
2 months
Move on. No need for anyone to over-analyse it, no need to for anyone to start digging players out. We weren't getting fuck all from today. #itfc
@IpswichTown
IPSWICH TOWN
2 months
Full-time in Manchester. ⏱️ #MCIIPS | @Nustone_UK
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John
2 months
Probably the best night I have had at Portman Road in my life. Thank you @jeremysarm7ento 💙 #itfc
@IpswichTownFans
IPSWICH TOWN FANS
2 months
Just because… 🪄 #ITFC
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John
6 months
We have 90 points. 90 fucking points. Whatever the outcome...there is not a single person that can say those players haven't given every bit of themselves this season. #itfc
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John
7 months
I would usually be fuming about losing a derby game, especially like that, for weeks. Woke up this morning...couldn't give a fuck. Promotion is in our hands with 5 games to go. That's the bigger picture. Fuck Norwich. #itfc
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John
1 month
EAFC done @jackootaylor dirty. Made him look like fucking E.T 😂 #itfc
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John
3 months
I love Marcus Harness. I love that he is still here. I love that he has been one of the best players this pre-season. I love that he is going to get his chance in the Premier League. #itfc
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John
6 months
Thank you, dad! Thank you for taking me to my first Ipswich game when I was 5 years old. Thank you for the chance to fall in love with the wonderful club. Thank you for the chance to share that love with my son. I know you'll be with us in spirit today. 💙🤍 #itfc
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John
8 months
Imagine ever doubting Axel Tuanzebe. Bloke is a Premier League footballer. #itfc
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5 months
Spot on. #itfc
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John
1 month
I don't want to imagine life after Sam Morsy. What a fucking captain. #itfc
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John
1 year
Back to the place I love the most...with the person I love the most! Uppa Towen #itfc
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3 months
Kalvin Phillips. Gustavo Hamer and Jack Clarke. #itfc
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6 months
Really, really like Liam Rosenior. An extremely genuine man. #itfc
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John
1 year
Remember those smarmy cunt football pundits telling us to "Be careful what we wish for" after we booted the dinosaur. Yeah...the League 1 years were rough. But fuck me it was worth every second. What a team. What a manager. What a club. #itfc
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John
10 months
That wasn't very good. But, if you booed at full time...you are a cunt #itfc
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John
3 years
I think taking over 1100 up to a shit hole like Rotherham for a game that is practically a dead rubber to us speaks volumes of our fanbase. Fucking class support that 👏🏻 UPPA TOWEN #itfc
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John
3 months
Flynn Downes is a massive cry baby that downed tools on us when we were in the shit. Couldn't give a frosty fuck that he didn't come back. #itfc
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John
2 years
Kayden Jackson sticking 2 fingers up at the people that give him shit regardless of how he plays. Absolutely brilliant today both in defence and attack #itfc
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John
27 days
Russell Martin is one of the biggest frauds going. It is beautiful watching that lego-haired cunt get found out.
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John
10 months
One thing that does fucking boil my piss is the amount of disrespect a team promoted from League 1 gets for being at the top end of the Championship. If it were a Championship team doing it in the PL...people would be wanking themselves into oblivion. #itfc
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@LesMuttons
John
2 months
Get Phillips, Broja, Cajuste and Szmodics in the door en. #itfc
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John
8 months
It's a shame that this legend won't be at Portman Road Saturday. Get well soon, Mogga. #itfc
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John
9 months
Al-Hamadi! Love that he told Chappers he wants the penalty! #itfc
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John
2 months
@CorkRulez76787 @itfc_louis2 OR...they're just having a fucking good time because they're young. Turnip.
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22 days
First honking performance in our 7th Premier League game. Not going to spend long worrying about this game. #itfc
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John
4 months
If we get this done. Fucking hell Ashton and McKenna are cooking. The 4 early signings would be beyond any rational #itfc fans expectations...surely!
@TheFLZone
The #EFL Zone
4 months
✍️ Ipswich are close to signing Hull City pair Jaden Philogene and Jacob Greaves. Total fee in the region of £35m 💰 BIG fan of that business from Ipswich, two very good players 👏
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John
6 months
Do I think there's a scenario in which we don't get what we need against Huddersfield on Saturday - No. Am I still shitting my pants - Yes. #itfc
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John
1 year
I see people slating Harry Clarke. I also saw people saying Brandon Williams doesn't get in the team ahead of Clarke when we signed him. 35 points from 14 games. A group of players that never give up. BUT...some have to find a scapegoat. Fuck. Off. #itfc
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John
9 months
Lose a game...time to dig out individual players. If you are one of those people...you can get to fuck. Bored shitless of some of the entitled wankers that have jumped on board whilst we have been good #itfc
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John
2 months
22 years. Over half my life. The kid has only ever seen Premier League football on the television. Today that all changes...and I get to do it all with him! UPPA TOWEN. #itfc
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John
2 months
Eight of the starting 11 played for us in League 1 and were the better team in the first half. If you have anything to moan about after that game...never come again you simpleton cunts. #itfc
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John
10 months
Humphries. Out of position. Played fuck all minutes this season. Absolutely outstanding. Ladapo can get to fuck now. And if you come here defending him, you can get to fuck too. #itfc
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John
11 months
We all shit our pants when Walton got injured. Turns out we had the best goalkeeper in the world on our bench all along! #itfc
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John
2 months
We are going to be a Kalvin Phillips and a Jack Clarke better off next week 😍 #itfc
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John
5 months
The end for Kayden in a Town shirt. I don't want to see any cunty Tweets about him. He always gave everything when he played. #itfc
@IpswichTown
IPSWICH TOWN
5 months
We can confirm our retained list following the conclusion of the 2023/24 season.
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John
22 days
I was really excited about the Ben Johnson signing. Absolutely wank start to his career here. #itfc
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John
2 years
@SwearingSport I have never wanted an asteroid to hit earth more.
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John
11 months
Anyone else get a bit emotional at the end of the game!? 😂 #itfc
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John
3 months
Lads. It's game week. We play a Premier League game on Saturday. What a fucking time to be alive 😍 #itfc
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John
10 months
Give your all for the players tomorrow...or fuck off. #itfc
@IpswichCulture
𝗜𝗽𝘀𝘄𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗖𝘂𝗹𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲
10 months
“It's up to everyone to get behind the players in our shirt. I hope & would love to see PR at its best tomorrow-the fans in full support vocally of the players & the players giving absolutely everything to represent #itfc well- If we get that I'll be happy” Don’t let him down 🫡
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John
3 months
Fucking hell we had some fun last season 😍 #itfc
@Champchatpod24
The Championship Chat Podcast
3 months
𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙈𝙋𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙋 𝙁𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙃𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆! ⏪ A throwback to when Omari Hutchinson netted a dramatic 95th-minute winner for Ipswich Town against Rotherham United back in February, sealing a 4-3 triumph! 🤯 𝙎𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙎! 🤪 #CCP | #ITFC
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2 months
From League 1, to the Championship, to the Premier League. I think we can all agree that referees are fucking shit at every level. #itfc
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9 months
Imagine not rating Harry Clarke. #itfc
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5 months
McKenna and Omari on either side of Ashton holding the new home shirt. I have had a long day on 2 hours sleep. 😂 #itfc
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John
10 months
Shame you wet wipes hounded him out of your club then isn't it. #itfc
@thenorwichhub
NorwichHub
10 months
Daniel Farke owns Ipswich Town. #NCFC #LUFC
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John
2 years
Bolton away will be a hard - 2-0 Derby away will be a real test - 2-0 Posh away will be one of our hardest games of the season - 3-0 Fuck the lot of them. We will win Tuesday and get promoted at Portman Road next Saturday. UPPA TOWEN. #itfc
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John
3 months
I wonder how many people that are struggling to get tickets now were part of that 21,000. 🙃 #itfc
@CallMeStat
Renegade Statman Ⓜ️
3 months
📅 3 years ago today Ipswich 2 Morecambe 2 A lot of change in that time and great to see Wes Burns’ hair #ITFC
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2 years
Wes Burns is incredible and rightly won every award going. But, let's just also take a minute to appreciate just what a good season Connor Chaplin had! He is going to be a massive for us next season #itfc
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9 months
I have said it before...it will always be a sad day when a player that was part of the team that gave us one of the best years of our lives and helped get us out of that fucking awful league leaves the club. #itfc
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6 months
Get the cheque book, the cooking oil, get every single fucking thing out and sign thay kid, Ashton! #itfc
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John
3 years
I never thought a couple of blokes talking about infrastructure would give me a lob on. What a time to be a Town fan #itfc
@IpswichTown
IPSWICH TOWN
3 years
🎥 "There is work that needs to be done, and some of it can't be actioned until the final game of the season has been played." Mark Ashton gives an update on planned improvements to the infrastructure at Portman Road, during the summer and beyond. 👇 #itfc
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6 months
Remember when the #FACup had semi-finals at places like Villa Park and Old Trafford? I do...and it was fucking brilliant. The Wembley semi's have completely devalued what it is to get to the final...at WEMBLEY. No replays is the final nail in the coffin. Wankers.
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9 months
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John
2 years
Lets not forget that Oxford have played in the fog too. It is NOT a fucking excuse #itfc
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3 months
Travis showing what those 6 months under McKenna have done for him #itfc
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10 months
Not going to lie...I would have licked a tramps gooch if someone told me we would be in this position halfway through the season. Have a lovely Christmas #itfc fans.
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John
27 days
Booing the ref you crayon licking cunt! Hope that helps. #itfc
@reece_scholes
Reece Scholes
28 days
Ipswich booing while 2-1 down to Aston Villa is wild 😂
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1 year
"Carrow Road is falling down" is rent free in my head. #itfc
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11 months
Head - We will pump them. Heart - We will pump them. Arse - Flapping. #itfc
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6 months
For fuck sake 😂
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11 months
Another "lucky" win hey #lufc fans. Fuck off. #itfc
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2 months
That Omari song needs to change. "He's our number 20". #itfc
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2 years
I have never been so desperate for it to have worked out for a player at our club. It wasn't to be....but he'll always be one of our own 💙 #itfc
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23 days
Not doing enough though apparently 😂 #itfc
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
23 days
Not a name on everyone's lips. Leif Davis has silently been putting on a show. He's created 14 chances this season. 😳 That's as many as Trent Alexander-Arnold! 👏
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2 months
I knew Mark Ashton would have a good window. Bloke never let's us down. But, FUCKING HELL, not a single person could have predicted it would be this good. #itfc
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10 months
Fridge keeps turning in performances like that...Burgess isn't getting anywhere near the team when he gets back. Absolute roller of a performance #itfc
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John
2 years
Say what you will about @alexgriffin23 but he was super nice to my son whilst interviewing him before the Southend game. Autism makes the kid really anxious and nervous in social situations. Alex was patient and kind and made him feel totally comfortable. Thanks mate. #itfc
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John
2 years
@FootyAccums Have the best team in the Europa Conference League next season by a fucking mile!
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John
1 year
I don't think those sponsor melts that voted Brandon Williams MOTM were watching the game. Don't get me wrong, he played well. But, Vas was fucking OUTSTANDING #itfc
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John
2 months
I repeat. There is absolutely no fucking way we're getting Clarke! #itfc
@LesMuttons
John
2 months
There is absolutely NO fucking chance we sign Jack Clarke. Bookmark this tweet and give me pelters if I am wrong. 👀 #itfc
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John
1 month
Some absolutely top drawer bodies in there. Love it. #itfc
@FanHub
FanHub
1 month
From Southampton heartbreak to Ipswich elation, this angle of the injury time equaliser has it all...😅 That away end. 😮‍💨 #ITFC
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6 months
The kids first ever game! Took him a few more years to be fully hooked (because we were shite and playing in a half full stadium with no atmosphere) but now he lives and breathes #itfc I cannot express in words how much it would mean to be celebrating promotion to the PL with him
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John
1 year
We REALLY fucking miss Burns. #itfc
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John
11 months
Anyone else up already en!? UPPA FUCKING TOWEN #itfc
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2 months
He wouldn't...would he?! #itfc
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@skysports_sheth
Dharmesh Sheth
2 months
Nottingham Forest unable to find agreement over deal for Arsenal striker Eddie Nketiah. 2 clubs - one in PL & one in Europe now exploring a deal for Nketiah. Forest once again in talks with Feyenoord over Santiago Gimenez #NFFC #AFC #Feyenoord
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8 months
I don't ask for much. All I want is for this to never end. #itfc
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29 days
Absolute sickener for Leicester that #itfc
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John
7 months
I hate absolutely everything about Derby Day. Fucking hate it. #itfc
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