If we could all just take a moment to appreciate the stunning cinematic beauty of this scene.
The bravado, the little shake of the hips, the half brick to the back of the head and, of course, the coup de grâce…..the agonizing strike to the knackers.
10/10😍
#Southport
Dear fucknuggets,
Johnson did not nearly die of Covid.
Trump did not win the 2020 election.
Immigrants are not stealing your jobs.
Chemtrails are not real.
Dan Wooton is not a persecuted victim.
The earth is not flat.
You’re all fucking idiots🤦🏼♂️
Hey, Yoons and flagshaggers👋🏻
How you all reacting to the news that Nicola Sturgeon called your useless, sack of shit hero a “fucking clown?”
Get well soon, lads😂
Hey, English flagshaggers and gammons👋🏻
Still wondering why every country outside of England (and a few kneebending, unionist Scots) want your team to get fucking scudded on Sunday?
Well, wonder no more. Here’s the reception a Celtic fan got from one of yours in Germany👇🏻
“I once introduced voter ID legislation when I was PM, then I turned up to the polling station with my name and address printed on the front of an envelope and tried to pass it off as legitimate ID cos I’m a blithering fucking idiot.”
#LocalElections2024
Imagine, for a moment, you had to conjure up an image of a kneebending, cap doffing, subservient, arse licking, traitorous, little quisling. Imagine no more, my friends. I present to you the national embarrassment that is Alister Jack. Step forward and take a bow, ya rat bastard.
This is all these repulsive fuckers have left now. Cost of living through the roof, people dying in the back of ambulances, their shitty Brexit has failed and they want you to focus your anger on refugees. Contemptible bastards😡
#NotInMyName
#ToryFascistDictatorship
My 6 year old came downstairs earlier and said “I’m playing Fortnite with a boy my age and he lives on an island called Iran.”
Me: “Iran isn’t an island.”
My wife: “Does he speak English?”
Him: “ He has a Scottish accent.”
Turns out the boy actually lives on Arran🤦🏻😂
@Wwfcwolf1
@Wolves
I hope you’re prepared for the avalanche of vitriolic abuse you’ll receive from the knuckledragging Tommy fanboys for this post.
One piece of advice….treat them with the utter contempt they deserve and know that you’re on the right side of history👍🏻
Breaking news:
Doctors in Israel reveal they have tried their best but, because it was jammed so far up, they have been unable to successfully remove
@RishiSunak
’s head from war criminal, Benjamin Netanyahu’s arse.
#RishiSunak
This is Douglas Ross
@Douglas4Moray
and Andrew Bowie
@AndrewBowie_MP
. My English followers might not even know who they are but they work for the Tory branch office in Scotland and, last night, they voted to allow water companies to continue dumping raw sewage into your rivers.
He’s going to sit before the
#CovidInquiry
and claim to have got all the big calls right even though he pretended he nearly died, funnelled your cash into his mates’ pockets and his govt. partied while your relatives died. Then he’ll say he’s sorry. He’s not sorry. He’s a cunt.
Can’t really blame these people threatening to move to England due to their lower tax rates. Who wouldn’t relish the prospect of paying for prescriptions and their kids’ further education, living under an extreme right wing govt and swimming in rivers full if actual shit?
I honestly wouldn’t blame
#MeghanMarkIe
if she refused to ever set foot on this shithole of an island again. The right wing UK MSM don’t even try to hide their vile prejudices which only emboldens the worst elements of society. Fair play to her for rising above it all👏🏻
I can’t tell you how surprised I am to learn that the guy worth £730m, who’s terrified of his own party, too gutless to call a
#GeneralElectionNow
and flies everywhere in a private helicopter also couldn’t give a fuck about any of us or the NHS🙄
#Sunakered
#ToriesBrokeBritain
Here they come…..the flagshagging BritNat wankers and Tommy fanboys. Listen lads, I can’t be arsed replying to you all individually so you can take this as a blanket “get it right up every one of you, you thick Gammon knuckledraggers😂🖕🏻
I can’t tell you how surprised I am that the man who failed as a husband, failed as a father, failed as a journalist, failed as PM and failed as a normal, functioning fucking human being, also failed the whole country during the pandemic.
#CovidInquiryUK
Hun logic:
“The disrespect on show last night is exactly why I won’t take my kids to a Scotland game.”
Every other Saturday at Ibrox:
🎶 We’re up to our knees in fenian blood, surrender or you’ll die.🎶
“Come on, wee Billy, sing up. Your Mum and I can’t hear you.”
#NotMyKing
I’m absolutely fuming that the Scotland fans were booing “God Save the King”tonight. It’s so disrespectful……not to follow it up with a rendition of “If you hate the Royal family clap your hands.”😏
#SCONIR
@ToonDazza
Hey, little Darren👋🏻 I’ve seen a couple of your tweets on my timeline now and I have to say that you seem to go out of your way to find long winded and convoluted ways of saying “I’m a massive, racist virgin.
Why is that?
I, for one, will never forget that, while these doctors, nurses and patients were going through a living hell, those Tory bastards were taking taxpayer money and suffing it into the pockets of their rich mates to make them even wealthier. Utter scum.
#BREATHTAKING
Hey
@BBCNews
it’s nearly 2022 so, in the spirit of new starts and clean slates, can you start using the correct terminology?
I’ll start you off.
“Socialite” = “Freeloader”
“Nightingale hub” = “Car park tent”
“Underage women” = “Girls”
“Cronyism” = “Corruption”
You’re welcome
Mental Yoons claiming they deliberately avoided Nicola Sturgeon’s informative covid briefings in favour of tuning into Johnson’s ‘written in the back of a fag packet’ made up pish.
Well I, for one, am shocked that the woman who called the Irish Prime Minister “tea sock” and the guy who was buzzing off his tits at the Queen’s funeral nearly flushed all our pensions down the lavvy today😲
#poundcrash
#WhereIsLizTruss
#torychaos
@bbcpress
@StaceyDooley
@BBCOne
I think a better idea would be if four people walk into a pet shop and say “this is MY mouse”. They each take turns at calling it and whoever it runs to is the one true owner of the mouse.
@toryboypierce
@GMB
@theSNP
@StephenFlynnSNP
That’s it, isn’t it? That’s all you’ve got😂
“Scottish politician refuses to back the football team of a different country.”
Would a German politician support the French national team? Spanish politicians cheering on Italy?
I’m actually embarrassed for you🤦🏻
It’s so sad to see
@michaelgove
standing down at the election.
An MP fully on top of his brief, an asset to government and a truly likeable gentleman with bags of integrity.
Sorry, what I meant to say was…..fuck right off, you despicable little shitstain on humanity🖕🏻
Given the events of recent weeks…
Nicola Sturgeon stepping down, a fiery leadership battle, forensic tents, arrests, motorhomes seized and the yoons telling us independence is dead, well, it’s really made me think. It’s really made me think I’ll still be fucking voting SNP👊🏻🏴
@trussliz
I consider myself to have pretty good hearing so I cannot understand how I missed the part of your speech where you admitted that you haven’t got a clue what you’re doing, apologized to the nation and informed us of your intention to visit the King with your resignation 🤷♂️
God forbid someone has the audacity to look into your tax affairs, Michelle. I mean, why on earth can’t you and your husband just be given carte blanche to rip us all off with impunity?
Do us a favour and dry your fucking eyes, you parasite.
Dan Neidle has become obsessed about my husband’s business interests.
It’s all a bit creepy. Who is he & who has decided he is the legal & moral authority on all things HMRC?
Let me tell you. Mr Neidle is former Head of Tax at Clifford Chance, a huge global law firm…
Thinking of voting for ‘Scottish Labour’ at the next election? Here’s what their London bosses think of you.
That’s some nice company you keep
@AnasSarwar
'Why don't you put the smuggler gangs on the barge and ship it to Scotland for all I care?'
Criticising the government's Rwanda plan,
@joshsimonstweet
has a solution for the 'small boats crisis' if Labour win the next election.
@IainDale
Listen, if you’re torching police cars cos there’s some brown faces you don’t like in a hotel but you’re sitting on your arse while your own govt. gaslights you and siphons off your cash to their filthy rich mates, well, that makes you a coward and a fucking idiot.
Glad the rest of the UK get to see what a slippery little character
@AndrewBowie_MP
really is. This is precisely the kind of nonsense the people of Scotland have to put up with time and time again from the Tory branch office.
“I do believe that some of you are intelligent people…but more and more you take us for idiots and mugs”
Discussing Boris Johnson’s Partygate hearing, a
#bbcqt
audience member calls for honesty in politics and accuses the minister of avoiding a question
Look at the state of all you desperate Royal bootlickers😂
“Oh, I just love my tax being spent on outdated pomp and pageantry during a cost of living crisis when thousands of families up and down the country can’t afford to eat. That makes me a proper patriot.”
Fucking thickos.
You know, I used to yearn for
#ScottishIndependence
but, since
@RishiSunak
described me as an “extremist” a few hours ago, I’ve now decided that I want to be forever tied to a bin fire of a union the rest of the world laughs at…..
said fucking no one, ever.
I can’t believe how many people still hang on every word that
@WingsScotland
spouts. If you still believe that he is anything other than a unionist plant then I really don’t know what to tell you🤷♂️ And, no, I don’t give a shiny shite about how many followers I lose over this👋🏻
I’ve just arrived home last night from a family holiday to Turkey and, whilst the weather was beautiful, the hotel fantastic and the food outstanding, I have to say I was horrified by the sheer number of British women cutting about with no kidneys😏
#Petronella
People he’ll hold accountable:
Mark Rowley.
People he refuses to hold accountable:
Suella Braverman
Tory MP rapists
Michelle Mone
Benjamin Netanyahu
PPE fraudsters
Non-Doms
Himself.
Fuck all the way off
@RishiSunak
, you pathetic, weak coward.
“So Brenda, a quick rundown on who the extremists are.
Half the population of Scotland.
People protesting genocide.
Anyone else who doesn’t agree with me.
You know who aren’t extremists though? My government who are currently selling arms to genocidal maniacs.
Got it”?
@PippaCrerar
“We once signed a binding International treaty, claimed it was oven ready, conned the electorate, rammed it through parliament without proper scrutiny, then blamed it all on the EU and turned ourselves into a global laughing stock.”
#BrexitHasFailed
Listen, if you seriously think that an unelected toff, born into immense wealth and privilege, is going to stand before you today and stick up for the working class whilst calling out this corrupt govt then, congratulations, you’re what’s known as a useful idiot.
#KingsSpeech
Nothing says “we’re not fascists” quite like standing in front of huge fucking flags, boasting about overriding the rule of law and crowing about how you’re going to disapply human rights to human beings.
#GeneralElectionNow
I love how all the right wing “take care of our own” fucknuggets think that if planes start taking off to Rwanda then Westminster will suddenly start ploughing millions into tackling homelessness. Lads, they don’t give a fuck about the homeless. Never have, never will.
One reminder for last night: when Trump’s audience was giggling and clapping as he joked about sexual assault and threw out his various races tropes, it’s proof that Trump’s real superpower with his base is that he allows them to be their very worst selves without guilt or shame.
Well, imagine my surprise to see this post attracting the usual assortment of flagshagging gammons. Lads, it doesn’t matter how needy come across, we’re all still supporting Spain on Sunday 🇪🇸
Tommy Robinson
@TRobinsonNewEra
has been arrested under the terrorism act 2000.
This is an abuse of police powers and an assault on the freedoms of a true British patriot.
Sorry, what I meant to say was……Ha fucking ha, you grifting, race baiting, little arsewipe😂😂😂😂😂😂
I see this post is attracting the usual assortment of “fuck off if you don’t like it” freaks and weirdos.
It doesn’t matter how vigorously you bend those knees, lads. The Royal family still wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire, you bootlicking simps.
@JohnnyMercerUK
You find it inexplicable? Allow me to help you out.
You are a minister in the Conservative govt. that refused, for months, to call for a ceasefire, turns a blind eye to war crimes and supplies weapons to the very country perpetrating genocide.
You’re part of the problem.
Michelle Mone:
“I can’t see what we’ve done wrong.”
That’s ok, you fucking parasite. Judges are highly trained professionals. I’m sure he or she will be able to explain it you in terms you will most certainly understand.
#bbclaurak
I’d like us all just to take a minute to appreciate the difficult circumstances
#DanWooton
is having to deal with at the moment. He’s always shown himself to be compassionate and empathetic to others so, given his current misfortunes, let’s just take some time out to say…
@ToonDazza
@metpoliceuk
“a few million very pissed off fed up British Patriots.”
Translation:
“A handful of beer bellied, swivel eyed, Carling drinking, Pot Noodle munching, statue noncing weirdos.”
Would we allow Judy Murray to act as an umpire for an Andy Murray match?
No.
Would we allow Ally McCoist to referee a Celtic v Rangers game?
No.
Would we allow a judge to oversee the trial of his/her best friend?
No.
So, why the fuck is this woman still presenting
#bbcqt
?
Honestly, I’m fucking done. Singing the praises of Sunak and the Tories whilst on their way to the local foodbank. ‘Thick’ doesn’t even begin to cover it🤦🏻
Nice to see Lindsay Hoyle being re-elected as
@CommonsSpeaker
cos, I don’t know about anyone else but I, for one, haven’t quite had enough yet of seeing him being utterly fucking shite at his job🙄
And there you have it. Alarm bells should be going over everywhere that the Tories are so reluctant to sign up to a deal which will help to protect UK workers rights 🚨
Michel Barnier just laid out what the
#BrexitDeal
will look like (if there is one).
🔸Diverge from EU rules on environment & workers rights? Fine. You'll face tariffs.
🔸Restrict access to UK fish? Fine. But good luck selling them!
Gammons, statue fondlers and dinghy botherers unite. Behold the sight of your beloved and illustrious leaders as they preach their sermons from atop a…….fucking bench in a car park😂
@LeeAndersonMP_
@TiceRichard
the absolute state of you two😂😂
@reformparty_uk
Well, this has gone a bit mental. If you’ve followed me off the back of this tweet, bear with me. I will get round to following you back. Always good to connect with people who are not wired to the fucking moon😂
Dear fucknuggets,
Johnson did not nearly die of Covid.
Trump did not win the 2020 election.
Immigrants are not stealing your jobs.
Chemtrails are not real.
Dan Wooton is not a persecuted victim.
The earth is not flat.
You’re all fucking idiots🤦🏼♂️
Just a reminder that, while HMRC are snooping all over your Gran in case she’s made a few quid from Ebay, these utter bastards have stolen millions upon millions of £s from the public purse with absolutely zero consequences. What a time to be alive🙄
Hi. I’m
@OliverDowden
. I’m best remembered for my role during the pandemic where I regularly appeared on breakfast TV to defend the illegal actions of my boss and liar-in-chief
@BorisJohnson
. Anyway, I’ve just been promoted way beyond my abilities to the role of deputy PM👋🏻
@kelvmackenzie
How you have the nerve to come out in judgement of anyone after this front page is absolutely beyond me🤦🏼♂️
Time to get back under your rock, Champ.
As the announcement of the new
@theSNP
leader is imminent,
@BBCScotlandNews
are currently lining up some ordinary people on the streets to gague their opinions on the outcome.