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Up The Toffees

Walton, Liverpool
Joined April 2011
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I fucking bet you are, mate.
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Against Fulham, Calvert Lewin scored after 42 seconds. Over a full 38x90 season thatโ€™s 4,885 goals. More than every team put together.
@oilysailor
Duncan Alexander
4 years
Thiago has made 184 passes in 152 mins of PL football this season. Over a full 38x90 season that's 4140 passes, which would have been 42% of the passes Stoke made in 2008-09.
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Let it be known, that I hated Newcastle before the money.
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We get no luck us
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
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๐Ÿ˜ฌ Erik ten Hag will miss Everton v Manchester United! #BBCFootball
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Show me a better place than South Road, Waterloo.
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Disallowed. Corrupt.
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@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
1 year
"It's an absolute howler from Josรฉ Sรก!" ๐Ÿงค Wolves NOT happy! Callum Wilson scores!
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Same person on VAR for both incidents ๐Ÿ‘€
@BabblingBlues
Babbling Blues
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One was a red card and a three match ban.. One was a booking and not checked by the referee.. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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After Liverpool braking the transfer rules, the FA have announced that Everton, will be banned from European competition.
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Fucking hell mate, you hurt your knee. It wasnโ€™t terminal.
@VirgilvDijk
Virgil van Dijk
3 years
285 days ago, I started on a journey back towards playing. Itโ€™s hard to express how I am feeling, but itโ€™s important to me that I say I feel blessed to have had the support of so many incredible people. The surgeon, my physios, coaches and staff who have been with me in my 1/2
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โ€œSo, I was given the option of a mobile ticket or pay an extra fiver for a card and because Iโ€™m a tight arse, I went for the mobile ticket. I didnโ€™t get in until the 77th minuteโ€
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@ToGo89 Boss. Here๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝs mine ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Some woman has robbed my phone and uploaded this to my iCloud. RT to help find her
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Letโ€™s see if you bring more than 400 to Goodison this season.
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@caitlinjmx
Caitlin
3 years
Ahahaha rent free
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@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
1 year
Football can be so cruel ๐Ÿ’”
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@SkySports_Keith Meeting lasted 30 seconds
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Iโ€™ve been going for 30 years. Iโ€™ve seen one FA Cup win and one final. Iโ€™ll do what the fuck I want, thanks.
@adamsg1878
Adam
3 years
If youโ€™re not gonna come support us when weโ€™re in the Championship, donโ€™t bother coming to support us while weโ€™re in the prem. Youโ€™re not wanted
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Stop calling him Rafa too. Heโ€™s not your mate.
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I donโ€™t want Duncan Ferguson as manager, not because I donโ€™t think heโ€™s good enough, but because if it doesnโ€™t work out, itโ€™ll break my heart.
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People are genuinely saying that Koeman is no better than Martinez. If you honestly think that, then footy isn't for you.
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That's why we haven't won anything for 19 years, because some of our fans see Liverpool failure as Everton success. Sad.
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Literally, every single stadium I've been too, has a better atmosphere than Goodison. Full of moaning, horrible cunts.
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Luka Modric.
@TomHulme79
Tom๐Ÿ’๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
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@Kirkham81 She didnโ€™t come up for air. Spoke none stop for about 10 mins.
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Imagine this on the Gwladys. โ€œNo lad, itโ€™s forced, innitโ€ โ€œKopite behaviour, ladโ€ โ€œSit down, I canโ€™t seeโ€
@OfficialASRoma
AS Roma
7 years
GRAZIE ROMA!๐Ÿ’›โค๏ธ #ASRoma #RomaBarca #UCL
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Do you honestly think Benitez has come into the club and made Rodriguez train on his own for no reason at all?
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RIP #Somme100 Thank you
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So Koeman has actually gone to his daughters wedding and not on holiday. Donโ€™t you all feel like dickheads now?
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@LewisBowden_
Lewis Bowden
1 year
Cringiest scenes this season ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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I know, Rebecca. Iโ€™d rather be the club that lashed families out of their homes to build a big stand.
@RDDR_13
Rebecca
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Imagine being the club whose stadium cost your city their World Heritage statusโ€ฆ no mention of any other buildings, just the stadium. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ.
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@deGourlay @christiancalgie Scouse, Liverpool supporting, Tory. Not good that, Peter.
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Knocks me sick that kids make things in school for Motherโ€™s Day, but not Fatherโ€™s Day.
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@Carl_Murphy7 The amount of people that think this is serious, hahahaha.
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The stewards and paramedics in the Park End.
@Everton
Everton
8 years
๐Ÿ“Š | Snods has picked three candidates for today's Man of the Match. Who gets your vote? #EFCmatchday
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2 seasons left for me. Last one at Goodison and the first at Bramley Moore. Football is shite.
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Twat of a city this. Donโ€™t let the do gooders tell you any different.
@LivEchonews
Liverpool Echo
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This is truly shocking
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Who remembers this? My dad found it in the loft. What a game.
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@MasonHolgateee going under the radar. Rolls Royce of a defender ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป
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Diego Costa is that good, he was on the bench at 2-0, but scored the 3rd? @GaryLineker http://t.co/BnpUfZkkAw
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Kevin Nolan finished 5th. What more does he want?
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Are we sharing this new stadium with them? Because they're talking about it a lot.
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@LeeCruickshank9
Lee
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Weโ€™ll be sound. UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES
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Hahahahahahahaha. Yeerrrrsssss
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Lucas Digne has had 5 clubs (soon to be 6) in 10 years. Wonder why?
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@EvertonNewsFeed Hahaha. Maybe if he could kick a ball he might get a chance.
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We spent ยฃ40m on Williams and Bolasie. FORTY. MILLION.
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Norwich away, today. #YNWA
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3-1 up at home. Moved to 2nd in the league. Sing about Everton. Fucking mongs. Hahahahaha.
@TheRedmenTV
The Redmen TV
8 years
After going 3-1 up against Stoke last night, the fans inside Anfield very kindly wished a Merry Christmas to their rivals Everton!
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@TonyEvans92a @markthablue38 Wonder why thereโ€™s a divide, Tony? Maybe because of people spouting shite like this?
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I love this man more than anything.
@DanTheobalds1
EFC Dan
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In the middle of this week of all weeks, I get this. This, ladies and gentleman, is a leader. He possibly thinks I'm 12, not 45. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Please stop blaming his agent and advisors. It's him. He wants out.
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Salah is unbelievable. But, to compare him to Messi and Maradona is fucking ridiculous.
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Don't remember seeing "the curious case of Bill Kenwright, Robert Earl and Philip Green". Do you?
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There are people still defending Kenwright. Weโ€™ve got no chance.
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If @gerardeulofeu comes back, there will be a big party around at ours. Beef monster munch, French fancies, the lot.
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There are no words, to describe my hatred, of every member of that squad. Every one of them.
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I put my window down to give him some back and he calls me a "scouse cunt". The fella was wearing a Liverpool top over a hoodie. ๐Ÿ™ˆ
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Unfollowed two so called Blues, there. Liking tweets about Hillsborough.
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Fuck this badly advised shite off. He's 23, he's a grown man. He can make his own decisions.
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John Aldridge's wife is hiding in the bathroom with the door locked.
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Eh knobhead @RBarkley20 , remember when the club looked after you, after breaking both legs? Ungrateful little cunt.
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@SkyBet odds on Pickford and Sandro going for a 50/50 in the u21's and both being ruled out for 12+ months?
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Jack Wilshere is not โ€œfreeโ€. There would be a massive signing on fee and upwards of ยฃ150,000 a week over 4/5 years. All for someone who is injured more often than not. Everton need to move on from deals like this.
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This isn't a knee jerk reaction, this is the worst Everton side I've ever seen.
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@SkySportsNewsHQ by resigning.
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The Toffees are back
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If we finish 4th, itโ€™s nailed on that they will win the champions league ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Calvert Lewin up top is a different player. People have gone very quiet.
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If youโ€™ve got one of them bulldogs with their ears cut, then youโ€™re a scumbag.
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@BBCDanielS Netflix isnโ€™t a Tory mouthpiece though, Daniel.
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Jagielka
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If Everton went down, the club is finished, people lose their jobs and the local community is worse off. How dare we celebrate that not happening.
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Itโ€™s a horrific story, this Alfie Evans. But, to give shit to Alder Hey, is fucking ridiculous. One of the best hospitals in the world. The first place youโ€™d take your child, if they were ill. People are chanting, to burn it down ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Everton +14
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Horrendous stat. 18 assists in 150 - 1 every 8.3 games 21 goals in 150 - 1 every 7.1 games There's your proper stats.
@Squawka
Squawka
7 years
Ross Barkleyโ€™s chances created in the Premier League since 2013/14: 2013/14: 25 2014/15: 33 2015/16: 55 2016/17: 84 Marked improvement. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
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Remember when we were 2-0 up at home to West Ham, with 10 mins to go and 10 men. Martinez took a midfielder off and put Niasse on. We lost 3-2.
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When Everton have dragged it out that much, that you're wondering what to have for tea.
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Jail?
Where am I ?
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Wigan, Sheff Wed, Bolton, Bury, Birmingham all had points deducted for breaking the rules. But, according to Souness and Carragher, you canโ€™t punish fans of the big 6 by doing the same ๐Ÿ™ƒ. The bias keeps going and will never stop until the other 14 clubs do something about it
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Supporters thinking January will fix everything are in for a shock.
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Football and Boxing cancelled Cricket, Rugby, horse racing all carry on. Canโ€™t be cancelling them Tory sports, can we?
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And Leicester take all 3 points in the Tory derby.
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Lukaku getting slagged again, but the 3 behind him are about 30/40 yards too far back.
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Donโ€™t tell @MichaelVaughan or @JimWhite
@EvertonNewsFeed
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐—•๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฒ๐˜€
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โ€œWe need to be competing for honours against the Premier League elite. It is no straightforward challenge but this must be our motivation each and every day.' - Marcel Brands
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The lad basically begged for a move to Everton. I'm willing to give him a chance because of that. #Cleverley
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Really annoyed at Barkley. He has done nothing to make Keoman, want him to stay.
@AbsoluteEverton
EvertonBlues
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Really annoyed at Koeman. He has done nothing to make Barkley want to stay. A good manager should be made up to have a player like Barkley!
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Iโ€™m sat here selling train tickets until midnight while Alex Iwobi is a professional footballer. Fucking travesty.
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Sound if youโ€™re a couple of doctors in Portugal, though ๐Ÿ‘€
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There were no complaints when he left him out, though ๐Ÿค”
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