My son got my eyes wet. His 1st day of school is less than 2 weeks away, and he’s been overly anxious to wear his 1st day of school fit.
Wore it to the family reunion and randomly seen 2 people from school 😂
He is livid.
My son got banned from Xbox last week, and I overheard him explaining his absence to his boys.
“I was just taking a break. Y’all should do that same sometime. Y’all always on”
I wanted to yell “He Lying!” but I let him get that off.
Damn near in tears. Just scooped my son and he said he is soooo hot. I guess my wife laid out a Nike hoody sweatsuit for school and assumed he was going to select a shirt for underneath. He couldn’t take the hoody off all day. I told him to NEVER raw dog a hoody.
Please use all your healthcare benefits. They taking that $ out your check regardless. Nutritionist, optometrist, chiropractors, mental health etc. use that shit, man.
This is funnier after seeing Case
@85SouthShow
interview. They asked about the “I CANT SANG NO MORE!” at :48 and he said he was sick AF and about to die in the booth 😭
Movies:
The Gift - Netflix
The Details - Netflix
Wind River - Netflix
Shows
Netflix:
Dead To Me
Top Boy (Newest one)
Mind hunter
Shameless
Pose (FX app)
HBO:
Big Little Lies
Barry
The Night Of
Sharp Objects
Hulu:
Little Fires Everywhere
Prime:
Goliath
Sneaky Pete
My teenager got fleeced out his IG account this week and I felt like I failed as an IT father. Last night, I held a “Finesse Workshop” for him and wifey to go over the importance of IT security. Here are some of the slides 😂
#RealTechTwitter
On the way to school
My Son: “You know how I tricked the tooth fairy one night? I was at your parents house & I put mints under the pillow”
Me: “Why would you do that, son?”
My Son: “I need that cash”
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I scheduled a cut during a work call by accident a few weeks ago. I NEVER talk in these after a few reoccurring and you better believe they found a way to ask me something 😂
I know they heard the clippers when I unmuted and my answers where short.
I can’t explain how great it felt to get a new gig without an IT recruiter (and I worked with about 5). I really had to be my own agent outchea. Got it out the mud—as the young kids say.
Ah, yes. The over-the-head hand grab. This was an elite move as a jit putting you in the top 20% when executed properly. Has to be chemistry from both parties to successfully pull this off. The twerk recipient initiating the grab put you in the top 5% with elite company 🤝🏾
Son asked my for lunch money as we are walking out the door (perfectly timed to arrive on time with no margin of error.) I go 10 mins out the way to the nearest ATM. Drop him off, I arrive at work and see the lunch $ in the backseat.