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@Le_Montro

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. These things happen.

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Joined April 2011
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@Le_Montro
Dilishaaaas
6 years
This is how I entered my party 🔥💎
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
My oesophagus is charismatically fatigued . Woah, I’m famished mate. Condolences 💦
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4 years
I was listening to babes wodumo whilst jogging . I started in kempton park and didn’t stop running now I’m in fourways 😭 . I hate Gqom. Can someone Uber me home .
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3 years
“ your next task is to stay at home the whole weekend “ South Africans :
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
If you come wearing these I’m going to give you my card so you can spoil yourself more , it’s going to Decline but you know the vibes
@PRADAXBBY
m ✨
5 years
saint laurent snake heels
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5 years
Smirnoff storm nearly wiped the 90’s kids out. We almost never existed .
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5 years
Yewena Lasizwe,
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Dilishaaaas
6 years
Why don’t you okes just drink OROS and stop doing this.
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
Lloyd cele
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4 years
Personally I’ve written some family members off .
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
Date people who care about your sanity .
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
Covid threw us all in the deep end, some drowned, some learned how to swim, some became stronger swimmers .
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4 years
Being broke doesn’t suit me man.
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5 years
Jobe 💎💎
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
When you’re in a relationship you’re supposed to make life easier and lighter for your partner , not the opposite. Things need to make sense
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Dilishaaaas
6 years
You paid R30 for a streetwise 2. That 30 rand could've fed a family in Zimbabwe but you chose to eat two pieces of chicken alone . Don't bore use wena officer development Buthelezi .Build stadiums with your own 100mil
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Dilishaaaas
6 years
Tbo touch is the type of who’ll find you watching tv and ask you why you aren’t on tv instead
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Dilishaaaas
3 years
Keep my dad in your prayers please , cancer is doing too much
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@Le_Montro
Dilishaaaas
5 years
Be as soft as possible when it comes to your girl
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@Le_Montro
Dilishaaaas
6 years
This Zara story doesn't move me , white people stole our porridge recipe and named it future life . I've been upset since grade 5
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
I went into Louis Vuitton today and swiped some sneaker that costed 25k. I felt like god, obviously my card declined but I was just checking how it feels 😭
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@Le_Montro
Dilishaaaas
8 years
You look like you're going to eat my money when I'm finally rich .. we'll probably fight like 0817356938 times when we're married
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
I just pray we all end up with people who genuinely care about your peace and sanity .
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Dilishaaaas
6 years
My cousin is 25 and is getting married . I’m currently here and no one is at his wedding. Let me drop location, pull through okes . It’s bad . Enter with a ‘ ha lillililiiiiiiiii nyana
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
I pray for financial freedom and a healthy relationship.
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
You can’t be grooving with people who snap everything. If you like recording stuff so much go study film or something and record skeem saam . Thina we want to have fun
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
Guys please look at this 😂😂
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4 years
Please don’t nyatsa people
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
Nayi le english ye cum Laude . Ndak’betha Photosynthesis
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Dilishaaaas
9 years
I ask you about your sexy friend , you tell me that her boyfriend drives a c63 amg . Am I a mechanic ?
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4 years
Date kind hearted people.
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Dilishaaaas
7 years
Savanah i'shap sweedat
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3 years
Lord please give me money , I promise I won’t behave like Shaun stylist
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8 years
I don't like your tone
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Dilishaaaas
6 years
When kairo says " touch my blood " at the end of daddy issues 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. I don't care anymore
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Dilishaaaas
9 years
Having money would change me.I would just enter a taxi nje ,open Moët just so it goes "pooh" then say "nizwile? I'life ke leyo bo'passanger"
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Dilishaaaas
7 years
Are we in Moria babe?
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愛美
7 years
Are you even my soulmate if you don’t wake up in the AMs & drink tea with me?
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Dilishaaaas
3 years
The category was legs 💦.
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Dilishaaaas
7 years
My mate used to sell chappies and big bombs during high school, today he bought a G63 AMG. Okay I'm lying but look, anything is possible
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3 years
I see about 4 people posting live at groove on insta . people don’t care hey 😡😡. During a whole pandemic, I’m so disgusted nxaai. Hai let me get ready
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
First time I take a selfie since I got shot in the face . It’s been a crazy journey
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
May you never have to question where you stand in someone’s life . Go where you’re appreciated and constantly reassured mate .
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3 years
I don’t think one ever recovers from the emotional abuse you receive from parents .
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Dilishaaaas
7 years
I don't like your tone
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StaxXx
7 years
We're 5 months into the year. How much have you achieved?
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8 years
Johannesburg Cbd is so tense . You might see a cow flying in the air and you have to act normal because if stop and look, you get robbed
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
Dankie Boyz ✈️✈️✈️. dankie simply
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
Guys let’s make money, there’s too many nice things out there . The key to happiness is being able to afford whatever you want without feeling it.
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5 years
🌚
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
Where the mandem?😂
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Dilishaaaas
9 years
What's wrong with this guy at the back? 😂😂😂 I wish I was this happy .. Wow http://t.co/kSa7PK3Bud
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
Nilamba kabhlungu, wow.
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
God blesses the wrong people. After such a heist I even remove the battery from my phone hey.
@sahomz
chikwaturo 🇿🇼
4 years
One of the Kagiso robbers caught barely 24 hrs after committing the crime apparently he bragged on social media and attracted attention of cops after posting videos of the cash online
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2 years
I need a weekend in cape town just to think
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
Some of you don’t know how to be there for people you care about and it will be the reason you lose those people.
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4 years
Craving those eggs that have a surname .
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7 years
I can buy a 15k sling bag and put zambuck and Mageu, you can't tell me how to nyisa them with my cash mate . You're very stressing.
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5 years
Happy birthday to me🦂🦂✈️
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
Ndak’betha static electricity
@_ColorMeCaramel
MARIAHTHESTYLIST
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First time faux locs
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5 years
Summer boys ☀️☀️
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5 years
Ngwana wacha wena
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Dilishaaaas
9 years
The only thing that changed is the quality of our cameras . Our leaders have failed us
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5 years
I went from voetsek kipha i’phone to sorry , i throught I replied
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3 years
My life has changed ❤️
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Dilishaaaas
8 years
The moment I saw @akaworldwide arrive at kong. I had to get on my knees and pray . Supa mega the God
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Dilishaaaas
6 years
Been working hard for 4 years, saved up , scarificed and even neglected my friends and family . Finally my baby is here . Thank you lord for blessing me with the iPhone X I used to take this picture with
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
Some things I’ll never forgive
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Dilishaaaas
7 years
Being ugly is painful because you'll be chilling at a braai ne and a phone will go missing , you're the first suspect 💔
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
This guy owes me money , his girl is giving birth soon. I’m just waiting for them to post that 12k pram so I can confiscate it.
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Dilishaaaas
6 years
I’ve been trying to find words to explain how broken I am, this is most painful thing you’ve put me through .1 day god will tell me why he took my happiness away from me,Not once did I ever think I’d lose u to this . Rest In Peace, I love you with my entire soul @percy_percocet
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Dilishaaaas
7 years
Some of your friends find strength in you , you might not even notice it.
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7 years
If I bought it with my money , I can even dash it with Mageu .hao'relaxiweng
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
I can’t stop thinking about being successful and living a better life . I think about it so much it depresses me because that’s all I can think about
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Dilishaaaas
8 years
Fish and chips doesn't go " brrrrr phaaa " . Don't stress us mate
@LordElvo
#BringBackSchoolSports🇧🇼
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So you have access to a R700,000 loan and you buy a Golf R when a Fish and Chips franchise is R550,000. Poverty is refusing to leave us.
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28 August 2014 I got admitted for depression and was unconscious for 2 days,life was just too messed up to bare . Went down to 52kilos. The topless pic is 1 I took at hospital. The last two pics is how I currently look. I weigh 80 kilos solid and life is a bit different now💎💎.
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@sindivanzyl
Duchess of Healing
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#TBT #ThrowBackThursday Life Poortview April 2013 Admitted for #depression Seven weeks later my beloved Mom passed away unexpectedly due to diabetes complications The admission, medication, my therapist, and psychiatrist saved my life. I wouldn't have coped otherwise
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
If you have to think twice, you don’t deserve a wife
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4 years
Don’t put me in a position where I gotta show you how heartless I can be, you may never look at me the same again.
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Dilishaaaas
7 years
One day you guys will realize how amazing AKA is
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4 years
Someone take my phone please .
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4 years
Bribe 🥶
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Dilishaaaas
8 years
I've fucked over some of the best women ever . The timing wasn't right. A man in a bad space is very toxic
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8 years
It doesn't taste nice if you don't take pictures mate , don't stress us 🙏🏻.
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
Finally out of icu.🙏🏽
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2 years
Till this day , I don’t understand this life I’m living .
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4 years
Sometimes I smile 🥶
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
My friends only surprise me with sleeping with my ex’s
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
😂😂this guy doesn’t want to go home because they make him wash the dishes
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Dilishaaaas
4 years
I feel you haaay
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Dilishaaaas
8 years
Man, if I buy it with my money, even if I pronounce it as 'nutew'teweezy' , it's fine.
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Dilishaaaas
9 years
"U don't follow me but u in my mentions" Mate?I've been to funerals of people I didn't even know and I still ate there.The coleslaw was nice
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6 years
I have no reason to drink alcohol in 2019
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Yewena Chama
@whoistroniiq
faanaa.
5 years
tell me something you know about Tsonga niggas 😩
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5 years
Twins on deck
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
Stop making plans with people who don’t want to see you, stop checking up on people who don’t check up on you . Stop bothering people . My 2019 Motto. Vokk
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6 years
I’m still angry at the fact that I wasn’t born into a rich family . I’m sick
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
What’s a day without a 4 throwing some ass 🚨
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
There’s something therapeutic about sleeping next to someone
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
Just entered the house to this surprise from my mom 🦂✈️
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Dilishaaaas
5 years
A little different 💦
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