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5 months

Few sounds make me happier than the little taps of a pet's claws as they trot on a hardwood floor.

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6 years

Brother Nature going on private with 1.5 million followers like:

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2 years

@PopCrave The gang and I on our way to support the now inevitable Dave Bautista rom-com.

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2 years

@KevMagnet Still one of my favourite comedies. It's the "One name. One name? Who are you, Seal?" that breaks me every time. 😆

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6 years

@warroom The fact that we can see you reflected in the toilet water adds a certain sense of poetry to it all.

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8 months

I loved most of what #MonarchLegacyofMonsters added to the MonsterVerse, and Godzilla entering Axis Mundi is one of the best "daddy's home" moments in the franchise. Ion Dragon is up there with Rodan's attack on Ghidorah as far as blurring the line between bravery and stupidity.

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6 years

@chrissyteigen People who actually know how to cook realize your hands are often the best tool to use in the kitchen, and often, the necessary ones. Not to mention, gloves tend to harbour more germs than clean hands. You’re doing everything right here.

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4 months

@Vickcantmiss Cruelty toward animals and being rude to waitstaff.

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4 years

10:00 AM: "Hey, I wonder why Marty Jannetty is trending?" 10:01 AM: "Oh."

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7 years

@TRTLLA This is truly abysmal, myopic, terrible advice. A desire for clinical certainty shouldn't be erroneously conflated with having trust issues, especially when the potential ramifications are life-altering.

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5 years

I see Twitter's attempt to cancel South Park and Cartman is going about as well as anyone else's attempt to cancel South Park and Cartman over the past 23 years.

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6 years

*scrolls through Twitter, reading all the tweets mocking James Taylor* But I like James Taylor...

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4 months

@RizviAzaad Godzilla and Mechagodzilla had a beam clash in 1974.

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5 months

I love that "hit a motherfucker with another motherfucker" has become one of MonsterVerse Kong's signature moves. #GodzillaXKong

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6 years

I nominate #MPRraccoon for the Nobel Peace Prize, for it has done the seemingly impossible by uniting even the most curmudgeonly cynics across Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit in wishing this little inspiration a safe journey.

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5 years

In-N-Out: *opens in Houston* Local Whataburgers:

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2 years

@AmirTalai Someone from the church being a pedophile? Must be a day that ends in "y."

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6 years

If I like your tweet, just know that I'm imagining myself as a Care Bear, shooting my tummy heart at the screen until it fills in the heart icon.

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2 years

@hiitaylorblake You and Emmanuel might be the sole good things to come of 2022 so far.

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3 years

@BarlowAdams "His medium-sized balls bobbing in his jeans like buoys in a sea of denim" is objectively better (and funnier) prose than what the public education system likes to pass off as literary classics, but few are brave enough to have that conversation yet.

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2 years

@leebbee @free__shrugs Exactly what I came to the comments to see. I knew I could count on someone to do it. 😆

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5 years

Since Nightcrawler is trending for some inexplicable reason, I'd once again like to remind people of the good times that were had when he broke into the White House and started kicking people in the face.

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2 years

Heartbroken to see what a single dose of the Pfizer vaccine has done to King Ghidorah, Godzilla, Rodan, and this UFO. Please pray for the lads. 🙏

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3 years

Vince McMahon after being informed a storm is moving in and trying to ruin #WrestleMania :

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2 years

@AlamOrtiz92 @IGN Why? They'd have no case. All Winnie the Pooh characters except Tigger are public domain.

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2 years

@AubryAndrews "Then he doesn't cherish and love you like a lady should be treated." I could actually feel my hairline recede in real time as I was reading that.

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7 years

@Unexplained I only wish the beating was longer and more brutal.

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6 years

@williamlegate I didn't realize conservative militia leaders spent time in hipster coffee shops; glad Jacob was around to overhear a potential call for violence. Doing God's work, that one. Hero.

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4 years

@KimmyMonte Wrathful reinforcement is the energy I want to carry for my friends from this point forward.

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7 years

@RealSkipBayless I know it's your job to try to be controversial and provocative, but your fetish for hating on LeBron James has long run its course.

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3 years

@DailyMirror I know that "43st" is in reference to weight, but my head cannon is still going to go with this specific house being a hotspot for abundant bear break-ins and other illicit bear activities.

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6 years

@LWLies Thirty-nine years ago, Ridley Scott inadvertently helped to create a negative stigma around space travel that survives to this day. #Alien (What a terrible article, @LWLies .)

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4 years

I adore that brief interlude between winter and spring where the cool air intermingles with the oncoming warmth, and it feels like one last gasp of autumn comfort.

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2 years

@ask_aubry I usually end up rolling my eyes when people claim something is "unhinged," but whatever I just listened to actually qualifies. Yikes.

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2 years

@RespectfulMemes The only thing bigger than Corpsegrinder's neck is his heart.

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7 years

@williamlegate At the moment, it's rather humorous here in Texas. This is the first time in quite a long while where the right seems legitimately nervous about statewide elections not going their way en masse.

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5 years

@cultured_tweets I suddenly find myself emotionally invested in knowing the whole list.

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3 years

Not sure why Konami is trending, but I am once again begging them to remaster and rerelease the entire Suikoden franchise.

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2 years

@ChimericEcho @KaijuNewsOutlet I threw one together in case you hadn't found one yet.

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4 years

@django Chris D'Elia himself being the only funny punchline of Chris D'Elia's career is the most Chris D'Elia way to ruin a career I've ever seen.

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6 years

@sammytellem Slides were the planet's sixth mass extinction event. RIP, slides.

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3 years

@JustinWhang That Godfather game gets so criticized these days, but it was one of my favourite PS2 games. I sadly never did get a chance to play Scarface.

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1 year

@NBAonTNT Well deserved and long overdue. I've been an NBA fan since 1993, and Ernie's presence on Inside the NBA has been a staple in that journey every step of the way.

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1 year

@ask_aubry Nah. You hit my pets and I'm letting the toxic masculinity log into the chat for a minute.

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2 years

Let cats govern. There will still be plenty of chaos, but paid naps will become mandatory, and a whole lot of assholes are gonna learn the hard way that bodily autonomy and personal boundaries are nonnegotiable.

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5 years

The Bible Belt implies the existence of other fashionable Bible accessories.

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@JustTalkWrestle I was stoked that he got the WWE Championship one final time, even if it was an absurdly short reign.

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5 years

@cultured_tweets Take notes, J. K. Rowling: this is how you do proper post-release world building.

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6 years

@BetoORourke Oh, look. A politician with a nonpartisan, unifying message in the face of tragedy. Imagine that?

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2 years

@CatsOfYore I'm in year 19 with my eldest cat, and there's such a purity and love that comes from a senior pet that just can't be matched for me by anything else. These 19 years caring for her have been the best investment of time, love, and attention I've ever made in my life.

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5 years

@MagicRealismBot Too much realism, not enough magic.

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@the_ironsheik @HulkHogan This is one of those "remember exactly where you were when it happened" generational moments.

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8 months

Everyone to the Ion Dragon:

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6 years

@ufc @JonnyBones Not going to talk shit, but I'll just say I hope Mauler takes the win, and leave it at that.

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3 years

@Fightful

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3 years

*waking up to the top two trends being Zodiac Killer and Dave Grohl*

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4 years

@Jamalhinton12 Seeing these updates each year has genuinely become one of my favourite Thanksgiving traditions. As bittersweet as this year is, I'm so happy you were able to keep it alive—safely and responsibly at that. Rest peacefully, Lonnie. 💙

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6 years

@PhillyD When Tomi Lahren is suddenly the voice of reason in your party, the bar has been set so low that even ants are having trouble limboing under it.

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@TheRobDyke "People should have complete bodily automony and only perform actions they are comfortable giving consent to, unless they decline to do porn with crossover actors, in which case they are clearly homophobic and therefore subject to bullying and harassment."

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6 years

@xLiserx Me: "I love my cat. She is a very good gir-" Some random person: "DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED. I HAD A CAT FOR 14 YEARS UNTIL A TRUCK SLAMMED INTO HER." Me: "I-well, okay, then." *abandons cat to save future self's feelings*

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4 years

@HumansNoContext It took this kid five seconds to do what the entire Marvel universe failed to do in 706 films across a decade.

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@toxictafari @JxGilly @TRTLLA In fairness, what's advanced for one is natural to another. No special effort is required on my part; that's simply how I naturally speak and type. In any case, I appreciate the feedback. Take care and have a good one, @toxictafari .

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6 years

@BeckyLynchWWE They seem to have forgotten a certain real man's man in that list.

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1 year

@TheArtOfWar6 More juice on that stage than a Tropicana factory, and I am 100% here for it.

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@pattymo

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@TempurPedic It’s not even my bed, they just let me occasionally use it, so...

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@welcomet0nature It was in that moment he knew mistakes had been made...

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2 years

@tamoorh No one: This guy:

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@HaleyTheHalien @itsyaboyvp Well, at least you got the "science is real, but God is not" bit correctly. 1 out of 6 is...well, it's pretty bad, but at least it's something.

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@ArielZJohnson Such a horrible circumstance. I wish we could see what's bubbling underneath those seemingly happy surfaces. I hope you, his family, and friends can come to find peace throughout this.

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3 years

@fckeveryword *Texas has joined the chat*

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2 years

@acciosandeeliz @ericsmithrocks That and "I can be, and am, as cool as the next" both require a suspension of disbelief I'm just not willing to commit to.

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6 years

@NuclearTakes

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@BossMoz 1) "Ex-wive." 2) I love how he seemed to have intent to colour in every letter and take pride in what he was doing, but he got about halfway through and just gave up. Fitting analogy for a failed marriage if I've ever seen one.

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2 years

@HoneydewWilkins The only acceptable way to watch Columbo.

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6 years

@MonarchSciences The usage of real current events to market the film in the way they are is honestly one of the best advertising campaigns I've ever seen—it really sells the impression of the world being home to Titans.

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7 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr The Trump family's lack of self-awareness is staggering. Anyone in this family mocking someone else over sexual misconduct allegations is tantamount to using a trebuchet in a glass house.

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Yet, his supporters still roar with applause and swear by his honesty and sincerity—"he tells it like it is," they clamor, until he decides that what he tells you is no longer what it is, and then claims he never actually said what he told you.

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6 years

Trump (on the wall/fence): "During the campaign, I would say Mexico is going to pay for it. Obviously, I NEVER SAID THIS, and I never meant they are going to write a check!"

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@classiclib3ral Ian's sheer consistency with self-ownage is an absolute marvel.

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@41Strange This cat has had just about enough of our shit.

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@FightfulWrestle Wow, that's not even a joke—that's some seriously impressive form.

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@guyinthereply My favourite part of the Cthulhu Mythos was when Azathoth kept hinting to goth women that he wanted pictures of their feet.

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@ChurchofSatan I was born because of poor decision making—stop trying to make childbirth into some beautiful, miraculous, spiritual thing. God wasn't necessary for my dad to have a weak pullout game, lady.

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6 years

If you love macabre art, you really should be following @41Strange ; they highlight some of the most fascinating artists throughout history.

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6 years

@kitten__cannon The comments on this should be hilarious in a few hours.

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2 years

@imptoria I'm just proud that she plays I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream and actually knows Rule of Rose exists.

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6 years

@AC360 @andersoncooper "Okay, I'm not done. I'm just getting started." It was then that the silver fox detonated the nuke and atomized whatever happened to be left of @DonaldJTrumpJr 's ridiculous claims.

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As far as I'm concerned, GGG should be up 2-0 in his bouts with Canelo. For the life of me, I don't understand how the first fight was a draw, and I can't fathom how Canelo won this one. Canelo is a fantastic competitor, but everything about both decisions leaves me puzzled.

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@GamerTakes "First they came for the breasts, and I immediately spoke out..."

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5 years

I don’t know if using a Tupperware lid as a plate is a cry for help, but that’s where we’re at today.

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2 years

@TheActMan_YT I actually don't mind the voice acting itself, but the writing and its repetition are corny here. I have no dog in this fight nor interest in the game, but I've been enjoying the discourse about it.

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2 years

@ask_aubry Wait a minute, *I* cuddle cats and wear jeans. *whispers to self* Slut era.

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3 years

@BRWrestling @ShinsukeN @WWE Shinsuke felt larger than life during this time, and they somehow still managed to ultimately botch his main roster run despite some quality high points.

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2 years

@MMAJunkie Great fighter and a class act. I look forward to seeing how his career continues to develop.

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@MoonZilla4 Shimo, Kong, and Mothra were the best parts of the film for me. I hope we see more of them all in the future now that they're all in Hollow Earth together. It made me happy to see her sense of wonder and innocence once she was finally free.

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6 years

"An exciting announcement from Fortnite." #TheGameAwards

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7 years

@ClarkeMicah It's become self-aware.

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3 years

My autocorrect just changed "Dungeons & Dragons" into "Ducklings & Dragons," which prompted me to google that out of curiosity, and...worth it. Courtesy of @WholesomeComics .

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@WWEonFOX @CassHummel @WWENXT When WWE is bad, it's catastrophic, but when WWE is good, it's just...

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