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NEW: EXCLUSIVE Extracts From Charles Michel’s Diary And UNMISSABLE Insight Into His Final Days As EU Council President Read It All Here On @BrusselsTimes

Le Chou: Charles Michel’s Final Week In Office, A Diary

EXCLUSIVE Extracts From Charles Michel's Diary

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