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Layla

@Laylajontes

4 years

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5 years

A rare picture that should be on these streets 💕💕 Black is beautiful 💕💕💕

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I've achieved world peas 😆

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Here is a thread compilation of some of the best headlines from NTV. 😂😂😂😂

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A week ago received a call from mom requesting 10k for Iron sheets since kitchen "inanyesha", needs repair. Honesty I didnt hesitate to send. I'm home now and TBVH nothing is new here, asking what happened : her response, "ata Wewe si ulikuwa unaitisha pesa za mitochondria" 😭💔

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Layla

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5 years

Just paid my rent 😌, now I got a place to starve to death 😆😆

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@polo_kimani Ain’t a man but when I get married, my man will be happy Ain’t gonna stress the fuck out of him

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You are laughing with your mom 😒😒 and she says,,give me yesterday's change😔😥

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#NoBraDay Small boobs matter.

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Pahali unatoanga makamasi na hukulangi konokono.

Prince Victor Yoya™

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Madem nyi hutoa wapi maziwa na hamkulangi nyasi 🤔🤔

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5 years

Local man is impressed Finally reggae has been stopped. Give that guy a cookie. General is down, general down..game is over 🤣🤣🤣🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

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Layla

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5 years

Aty waluyha wanadhani Cohen ni company ya kuku😭😭😭😂

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Layla

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5 years

If you listen to his song, he sang " vijana tuache mihandarati" he never sang " vijana NAACHA mihandarati ." Lol

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5 years

Keg sio mihadarati, I repeat, keg ni uji 😂

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Layla

@Laylajontes

6 years

if y'all have inner beauty then i have inner ass. 🤭

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Layla

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5 years

Hey guys; before you send a woman a message pls ask yourself " how will this look in a screen shot "

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Layla

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5 years

A real man that loves you will never ask for your naked pictures, he respects you as a woman.💕😘

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I'm single for 4 years. Please congratulate me for my bachelor degree in singleness 😭🤣🤣

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Layla

@Laylajontes

5 years

"Ebu toa kofia nione kama una matuta" Lubbish😂😂😂

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5 years

Nairobi doesn't even support romance, you can't rush to the airport to stop the love of your life from boarding a plane. Traffic everywhere. Nkt

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5 years

Your salary is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams.

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Layla

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Kuna maasai fulani ameita a Muslim guy " wewe msikiti" 🤣🤣🤣. Still rolling on the floor. These PPLE don't know pretence 😂😂😂😂

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Layla

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2 years

It’s always these small boys who cooks with pro gas and washes their faces at the sink in the morning

🍁Accey30🍁🇦🇷

@Accey30

2 years

Wadau mnipee stori Niambie huyu manzi ni urgent jo 😭😭💔

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Layla

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Kuna wasee walijoin twitter 2012 nikiwa mono🤣🤣 And you still single. Nkt😂,

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Layla

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I've decided to wrap my pvssy with aluminum foil and freeze it since nobody's eating it,

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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Unaringa na stima zikirudi babako hupiga nduru😂😂😂

Ice Cube 🐼🇰🇪

@Vu2up

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Unaringa na boy wako akienda PS yeye husema aekewe magari😏😏

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Layla

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Niggas be losing good chicks just to fuck a bitch that everyone fucked🙄 🚮

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Layla

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Why do male besties treat us better than our boyfriends🤔?

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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It's exactly 3months remaining before I go to the village and explain to the community why I don't have a husband.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Good morning #KOTLoyals

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Layla

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Separated at birth at kenyatta hospital , reunited on social media. Thamuel, thamthom and thimom🤣🤣

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Layla

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Dear men your girlfriend should come first before soccer Volume?

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Shakira:- Some inner inner, air air 🤗🤗 Kenyans:- Saminamina Eh Eh 😂🙄🙄

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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Being handsome doesn't mean you're every girl's dream, some girls love their frogs 😂😂🤗

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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I can't believe that one day my kids will also block me for viewing their status 😭😭😭🤣

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Handsome guys are not funny. Jokes are with these ugly battalions🤣🤣

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Layla

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The man am crushing on just called me sweetheart. How much is wedding gown? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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Blacks : birikicho banture Whites : British War, battle up. All my life was a lie 🤥 🤣

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I can't believe I've swallowed a mosquito this morning 😭😭, guys what should I do???

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I suck at dating.....😕as soon as you don't answer the damn phone... I'm single 🤗🤗

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Who else talks to cockroaches b4 killing them, like "unaenda wapi wewe" then paah!🤣🤣🤣

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@Laylajontes

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Sasa huyu ntamwambia aje atoe kofia sioni mbele, ntajuaje stage 😂😂,

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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Why do men stick to one football club but they can't stick to one woman?😏

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@Laylajontes

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I hope I marry a man who understands it's the little things that show true appreciation. Putting gas, folding clothes when I'm too tired. Washing dishes after I cook. Sending flowers when I'm having a rough week. Just small shit. Huh Is that much to ask 🙄🙄

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Layla

@Laylajontes

5 years

Blueticks means nothing, we've been sending cv's without any response.

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Sco pa tu manaa

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Layla

@Laylajontes

4 years

Kununua walking stick since she's getting old,

bahatikenya

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Ukiwa na Mali Kama hii kwa Nyumba... Unatoka Ukienda Wapiiiiiii??? 😉 @diana_marua 📸 @infinity_clix

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Layla

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Sometimes I read my tweets 5 times before tweeting because of unemployed grammer professors of Twitter 😂😂

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@Laylajontes

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Aki just imagine siku moja uamke, kufungua mlango hivi, upate hakuna nje 🤔🤥

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I really hope my kids look like me cos God knows I love ugly guys😭😭😭

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Why do men suck one titty?? I'm asking for my other titty 🤦‍♀️

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@Laylajontes

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@sonia_bankz I want to harvest you

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Citizen TV iko kwa channel gani kwa smart TV ya Samsung ya 72 inches yenye mtu amenunua kwa pesa zake mwenyewe akiwatch kwa 3 bedroom amejenga na pesa zake mwenyewe hapa Kileleshwa

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I just found out this is a high five emoji 🙏 and not praying hands. Folks out there dying and we high fiving 🤣🤣

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I wish all my problems were as small as my boobs 🤦‍♀️😹

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I'm hugging you and you ain't spanking my ass. Are you mad???🙄

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Of all the things amesahau nyanya, angewacha apple anunue nyanyaaa😭, 🤣🤣

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Everyday men leave their homes without a bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra coat incase they get cold. Just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. Chaotic and reckless 🤷‍♀️🙄🤣

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What was your first job after high school?

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what if.... i DM you...... and you reply..... and we click........ and we start dating.......... and we tweet/ post cute pictures together............ and everyone wants a relationship like ours.......haha...just thinking out loud,,...what if🤷‍♀️..,..??

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" I will never leave you " has left 😂😂😂😭

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Layla

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Umbaya wa twitter, everybody is a graduate 😅,

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A pregnant girl smashed a door of a taxi, and the driver shouted u should have closed your legs like this"😌 I felt that 😭😂

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Girls have periods, cramps,babies and everything else.. the least you niggas could do is text us first lol. Is that much to ask??

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They die of Depression & can't tell us, because when they do, we gossip about them instead of helping them .💔💔💔💔💔 what a cruel world.

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What do you say in silence when you greet people and they don't respond? 🤔🤔

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@Laylajontes

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good girls exist. our boobs are just small😔🤣🤣

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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I have Never seen handsome men disrespecting women on twitter... It's always these FROGS🐸who look like spiritual husbands, throwing shade to women the whole day.....smh😏😏😏🙄

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Layla

@Laylajontes

5 years

I am getting my milk directly from the cow Stay healthy 😅

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@Laylajontes

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I really hope when I die someone will be grab a mic and shout " she had a fire pvssy" 😅

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@Laylajontes

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If He don't have beards, rub his ass and call him princes, 😎🤣🤣

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Gone are the days when you used to search porn on YouTube 🤣🤣 Don't scroll down I'm talking to you #KOTLoyals

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@Laylajontes

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He said the littlest things makes him happy so I pulled out my titties😎🤣🤷‍♀️

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Mr and Mrs Kamau are all grown up. They sold their bus though 😂😍

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@_tenthtop Hey

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"Someni mmalize shule mtalala vile mnataka"..they lied to us😏😏. Ongeza yako

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@AbrahamLinley @lanvinpan @Yandi_Sompali Wait... Are you cute??

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She replied on my tweet He replied on her reply , she replied again They were about to fall in love so I deleted that tweet, 😅😅

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Kenyans mumeongezea volume mpaka kwa matanga🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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@Laylajontes

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Good morning loves? Never trust your tongue when your heart is bitter and broken. Hush until you're healed. You can save thousands of regrets in one second. Stay blessed ❤. Good day ahead ❤

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@Laylajontes

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Who else grew up in a house where you ate what your mama cooked or you can take yo ugly ass to bed🤣🤣

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Layla

@Laylajontes

5 years

Don't rush the universe. Some1 will graduate at 21 but wait 6yrs to get a good job. Some1 with no education will be a millionaire at 21.Some1 will get married at 20 and divorce 5yrs later. Some1 will get married at 30, but find everlasting love. You're not late you're on time✌

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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"Is it right for a conductor to abuse me coz nimeshuka hii mat. Rsn being seat haikuwa na seatbelt. Ameniita Malaya n I can't afford even a wheelbarrow anyway I jst want him to knw it's my right to sit on seat iko na seatbelt not a favour coz I was paying. Nimeshukia MMU

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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Do you guys experience sleep paralysis?? This shit is demonic, damn 😭😭

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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A wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. Choose your prison mate carefully and sentence yourself wisely!!🤗🤗😃 Good morning y'all 😍😍 Much love and God bless y'all ✌😍

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Layla

@Laylajontes

5 years

Good morning What has life taught you so far??

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@Laylajontes

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Tweeter saw this fisrt ❤️❤️ Good morning

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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We are all happy in the hands of the social media but in reality we are drowning in tears 😭 May you heal ❤️

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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my daily routine 1. Use my phone 2. Charge my phone 3. Use my phone while charging Hope I'm not alone 😂😂

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@HermaineM Ifb

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After marriage, how long should one wait ndio aanze kuskumia bwana chakula na miguu🤣🤣 Asking for my neighbour!!

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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Honestly, respecting that man you dating, giving him peace of mind and lifting him when he's down means alot to him than just giving him a pu$$y. Men go thru hell too.😣😭

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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I don't belive I'm perfect but I do believe I'm humble and my ***sy is magic 😂😂👌

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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NO DISAPPOINTMENTS. NO CANCEROUS DISEASE . NO BREAKUPS. NO PREMATURE DEATHS. NO STRUGGLE. BELIEVE IN GOD & HAVE FAITH, EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT. RT IF YOU AGREE.

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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So I decided to swallow my ego and DMed a certain guy, I asked for his phone number of which he never hesitated to give. Next day I called and asked for a date, told him I'll foot the bill. I let him choose place of his choice within the CBD,

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Layla

@Laylajontes

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Twitter comedians and memers deserve to remain ever single. Partners will distract you from bringing us joy❤️😭👏 Volume????

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