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@LauraOpines

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Focused on automating MS Word, Word training, and New System training for firms. Specialize in automation for law firms but happy to help anyone with MS Word.

Wellton, AZ
Joined November 2009
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8 months
@Travis_in_Flint Meanwhile, elsewhere in America, illegal immigrants are getting a monthly stipend and free housing...
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@PatrickByrne But will authorities do anything about it? So far it seems no one with the ability to prosecute has the desire to get to the bottom of anything bad for those currently in power. They just bury everything.
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@julie_kelly2 @SenJudiciaryGOP Let me save you some time. Here are Ray's answers: -I don't know -I'm not aware -I don't recall -I can't answer due to an investigation that has been ongoing for 10 years but that has not progressed for 9...
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@Travis_in_Flint WTH? If peeing outside is a crime now, I know a lot of men who belong behind bars!
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3 months
@jbeebs344 @SaraGonzalesTX Guilty of WHAT? We can all see through this.
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3 years
@ShaunHumphrey65 @princesspbbaby Not to mention his 3 mid east peace deals. Which the media of course ignored.
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3 years
@JovanHPulitzer Please hang in there. Most of us just want to know what the truth is. I live in AZ and every person I speak to is grateful for the audit and considers it necessary for our republic.
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@RepMTG @RepMTG : Do you know WHY Speaker Johnson is doing this? It seems out of character for him. It seriously makes one wonder if people's lives, or something, are being threatened behind the scenes.
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@Rach_IC I like how Barr and other law enforcement say they won't investigate fraud if it can't overturn the election. How about we investigate it because it's a serious crime? Should we stop investigating murders because we can't bring the dead person back to life?
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@jeffmfulgham You raise an excellent point that has long frustrated me: When forced to confront the fact that illegitimate ballots did get counted and certified, election fraud deniers invariably change their statement from "there is no fraud!" to "Well there is not enough fraud to make a
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8 months
@BehizyTweets Very Interesting. I found him very compelling at first and have tried to follow him, but when he talks, he goes on and on and on and I just don't have time.
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7 months
@tracybeanz Hilarious. Love him or hate him, Elon Musk has an excellent sense of humor.
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9 months
@EliseStefanik @Harvard Exactly! You asked about "calling for" genocide, not just "saying something antisemetc" these people are beyond morally lost.
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@GodsRiddles all mandates were/are illegal ...AND the perps knew it.
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@KariLake @CPAC Rich men north of Richmond making the decisions...
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8 months
@tracybeanz Reading labels is a great way to lose weight even if you aren't carnivore -- because there's not much left to eat after you read most labels.
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@SharylAttkisson Even if you could find a landlord willing to rent with no lease (WTH?) How can you rent a place and not know what the rent is?
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@Rach_IC Do you believe the election fraud is enough in CA that it could actually be a swing or red state if the elections were done legally? I used to live there and we all just assumed there were too many lefties in big cities like San Francisco and Los Angeles, but anecdotally, I'd
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@star_moffatt @Rach_IC @charliekirk11 @DineshDSouza @KariLakeWarRoom @RepMTG I didn't realize when I moved here. I got suspicious after the 2020 election, but still didn't want to see it. But since 2022 -- it's been too obvious to not face it.
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@BehizyTweets God I hope accountability is coming!
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2 years
@MendlovitzMark @KariLake Was thinking about this today. Didn't Maricopa have a cow in 2020 over "privacy" and "security" in regards to voter rolls & ballots? But they recklessly give access to unvetted contractors?
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@SharylAttkisson It's obvious she's desperate to stop him from speaking. As if she thinks that if she can stop the words from airing on CNN, no one will question the official narrative. I like how she tries to change the question when she doesn't like what he's exposing. "You can't say that
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@CynicalPublius It genuinely shocks me when people with children don't have guns. ESPECIALLY single mothers in crime ridden blue cities. What are you THINKING?
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8 months
@Travis_in_Flint This part made me laugh REALLY LOUD: - I have a dream that one day college papers will be judged by the content, and not by who wrote it first.
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9 months
@King_Sarg0n @Travis_in_Flint Actually there is debate - the argument being that putting your spouse first creates the best secure, stable loving environment for the children to grow up in.
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@LifeEpoch @TheFigen_ I love the evil little grin they share before starting to eat them. I also envy their naïve lack of concern for potential consequences when their parents return. LOL. Oh to be so innocent again...
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@BrandonStraka And even if they weren't acting so effeminate, so much of children "dancing" these days seems overtly sexual. I had "Dance" lessons and recitals when I was little -- we touched on ballet, tap, and hula. None of it involved these sexual hip thrusting and booty shaking we
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5 months
@BehizyTweets Shouldn't be hard for a DA (or whoever looks into crime) to start canvassing the voters on the "found" envelopes, especially the nursing home ones and ones with questionable addresses and find out: 1. Does the voter exist? 2. Does the voter say they mailed in their vote? But of
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@ShawnIsShady @kirawontmiss And all the " How dare she read in public!" comments are probably from people who sit and read their phones in public.
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@wendyp4545 @julie_kelly2 I agree. Initially, my instinct was to really like Barr. But it was almost immediately obvious he was covering up election fraud by looking the other way. The only thing I can think of that explains people's stubborn obliviousness to Barr's malfeasance is that I followed all
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2 years
@David_Cubb @tracybeanz @KariLake The envelopes and ballots are separated after the env. signature is verified. There's no way to re-match them. The purpose of inspecting envelopes would be to show whether or not a lot of illegitimated sigs were approved and therefore illegal votes counted.
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6 months
@julie_kelly2 I don't understand, can someone please explain -- Does this mean Jack Smith is saying the piercing of Trump's Attorney client privilege was unlawful? Or is he just saying Trump's motion for relief claimed it was unlawful?
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@Bubblebathgirl @CollinRugg She seems like a good journalist. She and we would be much better off with her in the growing ranks of independent journalists like Sharyl Attkisson, Tracy Beanz, Lara Logan, Tucker Carlson, Mat Taibbi, etc.
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@stebbinssherri1 @VernonForGA @nbc @MeetThePress @VivekGRamaswamy @FBI @HillaryClinton What does gender have to do with any of this? Are you saying that being female makes one immune from having an unflattering TRUTH told about you? Should women be treated equally or not? PS He had TOTAL cause.
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@SharylAttkisson No need to apologize. AOC is still ridiculous.
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@DefiyantlyFree I know about Smith. How did Bragg tamper with evidence? This is truly stunning. I am horrified by the brazen corruption in our justice system--which I used to think so highly of. They don't even try to hide it.
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@CynicalPublius That was my experience too. You don't realize how unhappy and chronically stressed you are until you get away from it. It's like a really bad relationship that you have come to think is normal.
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@SharylAttkisson It's obnoxious. I had a waitress in a restaurant do that. The camera on my phone was broken and my mom, who was my lunch date, is 95 with eyesight problems. B too bad. Use the app. No exceptions. We never went back...
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@FenucciMiles @TheMarcitect I wish I could say the same. Unfortunately I know several who were adversely affected by it. Also know several who seemed fine. Knowing what we know now, I'm glad I did not get it.
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@MeghanMcCain They obsess over you because you brought facts and made sense when you were on The View. The person they try to pass off as a conservative now seems nice enough but totally ineffective in expressing any conservative points of view.
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@SharylAttkisson I immediately thought of the fascinating (and terrifying) podcast you did with Dr. Jordan Vaugn when I read about Rep. Boebert. I'm seeing a lot of this type thing anecdotally in friends and neighbors too. GREAT INTERVIEW:
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@_johnnymaga He walks like Rainman, only he can't count.
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@DrewHLive @KariLake I saw that part. It was HILARIOUS. He's all smug about how Maricopa's data doesn't show long wait times. Then admits he just took their word for it. Because, we ALL know how honest/competent Maricopa County is...
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9 months
@elleonCEOTK It means that person is threatening to dox you. You must be having a positive impact for such brazenly evil behavior.
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8 months
@Crimsontider I am SICK of watching election bureaucrats brazenly IGNORE election LAWS then ridicule citizens for not trusting the results.
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@brixwe Moist
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6 months
@MikeDonio Good Lord. Yesterday, I would have said NO ONE could keep me from voting for Trump. Now I'm thinking no one except Trump himself. What is he THINKING here?
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@tracybeanz Wait a minute -- when I was active duty military I had a diabetes scare. Drs. told me if I had diabetes I would get an immediate medical discharge because the military can't accommodate active duty members with ongoing health care needs. Just like you have to be able to pass
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3 months
@Travis_4_Trump WAIT - the judge DENIED them a COPY of the instructions? WHY? Is that unusual?
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@againstgrmrs Is it wrong I can't stop laughing? I feel bad for the kid standing in the doorway looking around like, WTH?!
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6 months
@Techno_Fog Call me a little busy-body-gossip-monger if you must, but if someone told me they had sex at the office, I'd probably remember that, LOL.
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4 months
@Rach_IC How does the AZ bar justify suspending a prosecutor's license for prosecuting rioters? Or do they not feel a need to justify it because not enough people/media pay attention? (For example I watched some of the Jeffrey Clark GA bar license hearing and it was proven in court
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@harborhound8 @SusanGriffin530 If you can support Biden and the current Democrat Party without abandoning your morals, it sounds like you don't have any.
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@InTheNDBoonies @simonateba @RudyGiuliani Yes, AND it was done with no election observers AND Ruby Freeman was a cooperating witness then suddenly got cold feet...
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@BuckSexton @RyanGirdusky This does NOT gel with the people I know. I'm in small town, pretty rural, but I know many in suburbs and elsewhere and they would all vote Trump if he was R nominee.
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@Rach_IC I don't see how the Alvin Bragg judge can't dismiss that case, or how a jury could find guilty, regardless of bias. It's so OBVIOUSLY bogus. But then I also couldn't see how the Fani Willis judge could not remove her from the case with a straight face. Nor how the AZ court
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8 months
@GodsRiddles Wasn't President Biden pushing companies and colleges to do mandates at the same time?
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10 months
@JerichoXVI @GuntherEagleman @Gbchgre Thank you. It bothers me how hardly anyone mentions Roseanne Boylan. I heard a couple men died too from heart attacks or strokes.
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9 months
@VernonForGA Yes. ESPECIALLY after recent events.
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@USBornNRaised Excellent way to make the point. Now we need someone to strip down naked at a school board meeting for one of these school boards that insist there's nothing wrong with naked men in girls' locker rooms. Of course they'd probably get arrested.
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@ScottAdamsSays I love how obvious the panic and distress is in these "reporters" when a guest breaks the narrative.
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@Rach_IC I don't know all the ins and outs of Jenna's story, but something that has always REALLY bugged me about her is she comes across like some God fearing Christian trying to always do the right thing who would never lie -- and then immediately caves and throws her client under the
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@michaelpleahy Of course she did... 🙄. I'd be very interested to know how her office has handled defendants in trials where their defense to accusations of mishandling money or not repaying debt was "It was a loan but I have no paperwork" and/or "I used cash, have no paper trail, and didn't
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@Rach_IC "Not to mention just because we haven't caught the fraud doesn't mean it doesn't exist." There it is. The left's every changing narrative on election fraud (and other things.) 1. That never happens. (Then we show it does) 2. Well it's not widespread. (Then we show it is) 3.
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@CynicalPublius I too believe things today that would have made pre 2016 me think I was paranoid schizophrenic. A lot of little things started opening my eyes slowly but what really pushed me over the edge was seeing what the government, big media, big tech, and the "healthcare" industry
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@BehizyTweets George you just made my day with this news. I can't help it, I love it. LOL, this is better than an airport bookstore crime thriller! I think the good guys are going to win this one!!!
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2 years
@GovernorHobbs You are a fraud. You cheated and everyone knows it.
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1 year
@KariLakeWarRoom Perkins Coie and Katie Hobbs are the "assault on our democracy."
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@julie_kelly2 Where are all the ACLU lawyers and BLM protest participants on this one? : "...DC judges denying release of nonviolent offenders (obstruction, conspiracy) with no criminal record by concluding the defendant was a "threat" simply because he participated in the protest...."
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@againstgrmrs OMG. I am trans. I had no idea. But wait, I'm so confused. Hasn't the same crowd been insisting boys & girls preferring different toys/interests is all a social construct? Simply parental and peer pressure?
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4 months
OMG you have GOT to listen to this interview. I did not know who @IvanRaiklin was but I will be following him closely now!
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@OleBeeM @FFT1776 But that would be the "falsifying business documents" part -- but for that to be illegal, it needs to be "with intent to commit or cover up another crime." -- what "crime" would labeling the payment "legal expenses" be covering up? That's the part no one seems able to explain.
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8 months
@JonathanTurley So these racists are insurrectionists then, right?
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5 months
@CynicalPublius Also the exact same people abusing J6 political prisoners in the US right now. (Funny you posted this, I was just thinking about Abu Ghraib today.)
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@elleonCEOTK I believe your selfless and heroic efforts here are one of the biggest reasons the truth is finally coming out. Your courage, honor, tenacity and integrity do NOT go unnoticed. Thank you!
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9 months
@BarryMarkson1 @Rach_IC Except the DOJ did NOT actually investigate. They SHUT DOWN investigations, then said "we don't have any evidence." Just like thousands of poll workers reported suspicious activities and SOS's completely ignored them & claimed everything went perfectly.
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@CynicalPublius And can you imagine the heads that would explode when they paid the 15.6% self-employed portion instead of having just half that withdrawn before they get the check?
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@CynicalPublius Interesting - I guess we think alike because I rarely find your posts controversial. One thing I can tell you about MYSELF is that until the last few years I believed the American government was benevolent in her intentions. IOW, while not perfect, we meant well so if we
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@dom_lucre @TwinTowerCity So did someone steal it, or did she leave it somewhere? Not for nothing, but I can't help but feel really sorry for her and even hunter, growing up with Joe Biden for a father. No wonder they have issues.
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@VernonForGA Hell No. I am worried for the entire world.
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8 months
@simonateba @NeriOxman @BillAckman This sounds like an honest mistake, especially since she did credit the sources. Even if the 4 paragraphs fill a full page, that's what, .3% of the 330 page document? What percent of Gay's work is copy/pasted without giving proper credit?
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@RepRiggleman No interference? Puhleeze! Hunter was treated with kid gloves by a DOJ that did all they could to run out the clock and not charge him with anything. This trial on small stuff would not have even happened if one Judge hadn't had the courage to question the RIDICULOUS plea
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@Rach_IC What we have here is a SEVERE case of TDS. His TDS is raging so hard he can't think straight enough to simply gag the other side also. I mean at least PRETEND to be fair minded. He could probably even just ignore his own gag order on the prosecution side. But gagging Trump
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@Majick666 @CBHeresy Woman is lucky to be alive.
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@jebuscrisis @Travis_in_Flint Really makes you wish NY had stricter gun laws...!
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@SharylAttkisson So infuriating and frustrating. Tyranny.
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@jeffmfulgham Good for you. Keep going! I'm tired of hearing bureaucrats say election concerns have been debunked and then finding out no one even looked into the concerns legitimately. It is not unreasonable for American citizens to ask questions about election integrity. It would be
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@GodsRiddles Do you think there was behind-the-scenes pressure from the federal government put on the states to do this despite publicly telling administrators this was illegal to do? It seems odd that ALL 50 states would "choose" to break this law.
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@againstgrmrs Oh my GOD. I am literally sick to my stomach after reading this. And to think in some places CPS is taking kids away from parents who smoke weed. SMH.
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@PatrickByrne And this is the same Maricopa county who claimed they had to spend millions on new machines because they were forever tainted from having forensic images taken for an audit... Great summary, thank you.
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@Rach_IC I agree With everything you said. for me, the additional reason to not abandon Trump for someone more "electable" or "genteel" or whatever is because Americans simply cannot allow the left to get away with this fraud and political persecution.
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@TrueTheVote This is WONDERFUL news. Good job. I can't begin to imagine the undeserved stress you've been through. This is FANTASTIC news.
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@simonateba But if the ONLY "solution" one side (Palestinians) will accept is the complete annihilation of the pther side, what is a "moderate/reasonable" solution? If Hamas repeatedly breaks cease fires, how can Israel enter into one with them?
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@MendlovitzMark Those who want leverage also probably set a lot of honey traps. I wonder if there are other coercive measures going on for those who have NOT done something blackmailable. Like planting evidence or threatening family.
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@dantypo It's INSANE right now. I don't know how families can eat out, and I don't know how restaurants can stay in business.
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@RepMTG No one can convince me that expelling George santos was not deliberate sabotage to the republican party.
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@MikeASperrazza @charliekirk11 Right? It also seems like it's the rich and powerful who are into this sick stuff, though maybe we only hear about them -- but either way -- I just cannot wrap my head around people even DESIRING to do this. Our society is VERY sick.
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@Bubblebathgirl @dom_lucre Yeah there's physically and financially okay and there's emotionally. That would mess with anyone's head.
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9 months
@wendyp4545 There goes the GOP -- trying to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, once again...
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3 months
@jeffmfulgham @GabrielSterling Isn't that lying to congress and isn't that illegal?
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