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2 years

Oatmeal raisin cookies disguised as chocolate chip is the reason we all need therapy.

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1 year

DROP IS LIVE: Pudgy Penguins x Last Crumb Waddling with goofiness & positivity, Pudgy Penguins are so cute that even our Head Baker cracked a smirk. Featuring our limited edition Pudgy box and Lava cookie: “This Cookie Makes me Pudgy.” LIVE till sell out! @pudgypenguins

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2 years

So you call yourself a traditional cookie with an exotic mouth taste…

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2 years

Hungover? Got summertime sadness? The Cookie Monster is prescribing a sh!t ton of sprinkles. Now eat a damn cookie.

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2 years

Real men drink whole milk, pay on the first date, and shamelessly embrace birthday cake-flavored desserts with extra sprinkles.

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1 year

Just to be clear, are you talking about this red velvet cookie? #lastcrumb #cookies

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2 years

Valid ways to clean up cream cheese frosting: Napkins, paper towels, 3-ply toilet paper, the crusty towel at the bottom of your laundry hamper, your partner's mouth, etc.

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1 year

By a show of hands, who still runs to the door when you hear the ice cream truck coming down the street? We stole an ice cream truck and created a summertime collection with new flavors that will make your popsicle melt. 🍒

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2 years

Boss said to stop ˢᵉˣ messing around on here and ˢᵉˣ sell more cookies ˢᵉˣ so I'm doing some ˢᵉˣ experimenting with subliminal messaging.

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1 year

It's June 1, that means: Summer Vibes ☀️ New Flavors 😎 Dropping every week 🍪

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

Our Donkey Kong banana cream pie cookie though…

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1 year

I’m sorry, the Muffin Man can’t come to the phone right now. Why? 🫐😳🔪 #lastcrumb #foodporn

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1 year

@pudgypenguins

Last Crumb | The Most Expensive Luxury Cookies

Gourmet cookies? Fancy cookies? Last Crumb is the famed “most expensive cookies” brand featuring indulgence made with the finest ingredients. Order nationwide now!

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2 years

Her: "Come over." Me: "I can't, baby. I gotta be up early tomorrow..." Her: "I'm naked..." Me: "Can we tomorrow night?" Her: "Okay... there's a black box here that says Last Cru––" Me:

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

You think coming up with clever cookie tweets is easy? How many words rhyme with cookie? One. Snooki. That’s what we’re working with here.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

It’s really easy. Huh, Wonka? When you’ve got a bunch of tiny green-haired orange henchmen willing to work for free? Bet those margins are pretty good, aren’t they? Well, over here at Last Crumb, we run an honest operation and don’t pay our people in lollipops & boysenberries.

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2 years

99% of all fireworks are made in China. 100% of all Last Crumb cookies are made right here in the US of A. You remember that, goddamnit.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

The Gluten Free collection is now available.

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2 years

If this gets 100,000 likes we're going to send The American Ultimate Disc League a very serious and official sponsorship proposal, asking that they give their frisbees a chocolate chip cookie paint job for next season.

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1 year

New flavors 😎 Dropping every week 🍪 #lastcrumb

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2 years

Sometimes when we don’t have a microwave, we’ll just slide a cookie down one of our pant legs and run around the house until it gets all warm and melty.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

It’s unbelievable that Bluebell Icecream was able to build a $100m empire on the back of this jingle… “One taste and you can’t help, but wonder how Bluebell gets so many good things in a carton that size.”

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2 years

Would you rather have to hand feed V. Putin your last Last Crumb cookie or fornicate with a giant praying mantis?

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

We wish donut holes worked with cookies but they just don’t. We’ve tried. All you get is a big cookie with a hole in it and then another smaller cookie.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

It’d be crazy if we wrote and published a book titled “Cookie” and just repeated the word “cookie” 180,000 times, over and over again and became thought-leaders on cookies.

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@LastCrumbCookie

1 year

Are cookies a valid source of therapy in 2023 or nah?

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

Someone should start a church supplies business and call it "Holy Shit".

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@LastCrumbCookie

5 months

We named this cookie “Better than Sex” not because we’re jumping in on some savvy marketing name, but because of the resounding feedback that we’ve gotten from housewives all across America.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

Crumb intern here. I got several dm’s for coming at Keebler’s neck yesterday. I know you all expect me to apologize but naw. Elven bakers aren’t real. They’re a clever marketing ploy to sell a bunch of Fudge Stripes. But if they were real I’d fr be in their girl’s cheeks.

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2 years

@KeeblerUS while you and all your elf friends were busy baking last night in the enchanted forest, we were eating… Your girl’s cheeks.

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2 years

Retweet if our cookies saved your marriage.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

Do you remember those friends that studied abroad for a semester and then somehow worked “Paris” into every one of your all’s conversations for the remainder of time? We kind of feel like that happens after people try Last Crumb and we’re really sorry.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

Does anyone else feel like everything just went to shit after Anthony Bourdain decided to cut out? God, we miss that silver fox.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

We’re Master Bakers. We love master baking. We master bake all the time.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

Super dope that Magic Johnson’s wife’s name is “Cookie”. Bet she tastes good.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

The only good that Nilla Wafers has ever done for society is add a bit of crunch to grandma’s banana pudding.

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@LastCrumbCookie

1 year

Remember clickbait article titles? “10 reasons you might be sexually attracted to a cookie” 10/10 would read.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

@ifatherbrands Damn. We should have consulted “The Brand Father”.

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@LastCrumbCookie

5 months

The only reason we’re posting this is to remind you that life is exponentially better with our cookies. It’s science. We wouldn’t just make something like that up.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

Thinking about naming our Everything But The Kitchen Sink cookie whatever word President Biden used to describe America the other day.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

For $140 and an OTPHJ, we’ll ship your arch-nemesis an empty box of Last Crumb cookies, no questions asked.

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2 years

@KeeblerUS while you and all your elf friends were busy baking last night in the enchanted forest, we were eating… Your girl’s cheeks.

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1 year

When Grandma gives me cookies so I can grow big and strong.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

The NHL should just play with Chips Ahoy this season.

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@LastCrumbCookie

6 months

If you were stranded on Love Island with one of our cookies…which would it be?

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5 months

One time a customer told us that they couldn’t help but be turned on the first time they ever tried Last Crumb. We don't blame them. Wyd tonight?

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@LastCrumbCookie

1 year

@pudgypenguins x @LastCrumbCookie Dropping 10/11 3 PM EST Live until we sell out. We Love Pudgys

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1 year

@4evaFamouss @thejeremymateo @pudgypenguins Do it.

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@LastCrumbCookie

5 months

Sorry to break it to you, but your cheesy cards and last-minute flowers aren’t going to cut it this year. Your mom is way too hot for that. The MILF Collection is what she really wants. She told us last night.

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2 years

Cookies so good you’ll ____________.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

Pretty much every doctor says that healthy adults should eat 2,000 calories a day ᵒᶠ ᵃ ʷᵉˡˡ ᵇˡᵃⁿᵃᶜᵉᵈ ᵈᶦᵉᵗ

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@LastCrumbCookie

5 months

Each of our cookies as iconic MILFs. Which MILF (and cookie) would you choose? 👀

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5 months

There’s a lot of chocolate chip cookies out there. But ours? It’s slap your grandma good. It’s spend your life savings on cookies good…. If you’ve tried one, tell us the craziest things you’d do for a lifetime supply. Your answers better be unhinged, we’re bored.

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@LastCrumbCookie

1 year

@chefgoyardi @Biggie15 @pudgypenguins it's in the mail

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1 year

@Meta_lism DMs are open.

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@LastCrumbCookie

5 months

If your Mother’s Day gift is store bought flowers again…don’t even bother.

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@LastCrumbCookie

2 years

@RDA805 You’re so bomb, Robert.

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@LastCrumbCookie

5 months

Let’s play a game of F*CK, MARRY, KILL with our 3 most loved flavors: Chocolate Chip, Birthday Cake, and Banana Cream Pie. Choose wisely… we heard they hold grudges.

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5 months

Remember me, that cookie from your dream last night? You invited me over with a few of your friends… What happened next?

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5 months

The perfect cookie doesn't exi—