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James Lassiter

@Lassiter616

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Making music, writing little jokes... I like hot chocolate!

Joined July 2023
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7 days
Today is another opportunity to pick up those weights again, pull out that drawing pad, pick up that guitar, call that friend that you've been putting off for too long, write that essay that's been in your head for WEEKS! Today you START AGAIN! Get the train back on the Tracks...
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@ThebestFigen Tiger was like... "You guys okay???" 🐯
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@Rainmaker1973 this one from a few months ago... doesn't stop. ✨✨✨
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@unkonfined So... I started to deny negative thoughts about me, even if they come from me. I KNOW myself. I LIKE me. These negative thoughts were actually someone else trying to tear me down. That big old liar. So that helped out.
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@Enezator She definitely makes it more fun and watchable... 🫡 kudos! 😉
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@BrendanCarrFCC I think Uncle Joe will turn out to be the MOST corrupt president of all time... Next is Clinton. then Bush
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Yup... You'd be able to look at the Moon and tell exactly what day of the month it was. We would be in tune with the Earth, instead of the man-made world we live in now.
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@fopminui @MattWallace888 Her shoes were made out of courage... and determination. 🙌 🫶
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@s8n If you're being stalked in your DM's... just ask for money. You'll never hear from them again either! 😉
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 They know each other... only after years would a crow do such a thing.
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@il0venostalgia Eagles "Greatest Hits" ...
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@s8n Yoga pants... ??? 😂 😂 😁 😆
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@ThebestFigen Superhero pose... Great job! 🦸‍♀️
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@NoContextHumans when I see the little tear in her eye, I just want to cry for her all day... 😢 I hope things got better for her! I pray that.
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@TheFigen_ getting closer to Ironman...
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@s8n He probably WILL be one of the first people to make it to 150 years old... he's like, my third or forth favorite person!
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@Enezator That is called "Hanging Ten", she was so close. She hung like, eight... 🤔😁 You know she can hang ten. 🤙
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@AkaRocky7 At that moment I'm sure he didn't know if he had been shot in the head or not... Even during the fist pumps! If I was Barron Trump, I would be SO proud of my dad!
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@atensnut She's 100% correct about everything...
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@Rainmaker1973 Looked like he was calling out to the Universe to look after his mate...
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@Rainmaker1973 this one doesn't stop...
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@ViralXfun what's up with the spoon...?
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@il0venostalgia Two pair... but that doesn't beat three of a kind. 😂😂
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@EvasTeslaSPlaid @elonmusk I want the urban assault vehicle edition with built-in intimidation mode... yeah, basically I want the Batmobile 🦇🦇🦇
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@fwTyo 🤔 guess I'm pretty skeptical...
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@BillyM2k I'm pretty sure that's the ONLY reason why I know what a cornucopia is...
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@EndWokeness I'll bet that his money is funding much of the chaos happening in our country right now... It feels like more people have finally caught on to him! Elon straight up called him out on Rogan... He hates the United States and wants to destroy our way of life!!! That's why Elon
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@ViralXfun Wait, what? the resources are handed out by chance...???
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Winter in Portland...
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@TheFigen_ Men will be men... 😯 😮 😲
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@TheFigen_ My dad had a little moment of clarity right near the end... We cried together. this reminded me of that ❤️
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@johnkrausphotos so beautiful... The team that assembled it must be so proud! Even though all their hard work ultimately gets Blown Up! What fun!
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@Rainmaker1973 Great video... watched the whole thing! Wolves are awesome!!! 👏👏👏
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 This is the coolest squirrel ever! The Marlon Brando of squirrels... and then I wrote that, and then you read it... Yay!!!
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@s8n Jesus is like, "That looks nothing like me!"... 😄😄😁
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@engineers_feed There must be a lot of "working together" exercises in their education system. Good for them! 👏👏👏
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@Teslaconomics Is that the biggest thing ever to fly supersonic... ? I think so.
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@engineers_feed At one time... it used to take about 30 minutes to download a picture! A short video could takes hours, or even like, the next day! A LOT of downloads failed!
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@TheFigen_ I'm guessing he told them to Have a good Day... That's what I would have done. 🥸
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@dougboneparth If aliens exist, they are like... WTF is happening here!
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wish you were here...
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@EvaFoxU It's mapping the world... It's learning, growing, evolving! Aw shit! It got ran over.... !!! 😲
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@ClownWorld_ I think they act that way because they're unhappy about not ever getting laid... 🤔😁😆
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@il0venostalgia His partner on "Dancing with the Stars" Wars...
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@s8n "Honey, have you seen my plague mask?"...
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@debapratim_ @DJSnM @Erdayastronaut This section of the flight went like clockwork... very impressive engineering, and also the manufacturing
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@elonmusk @PhysInHistory I would rather hear scientist say they just don't know, rather than making up exotic theories about everything... There's nothing wrong with, "We just don't know."
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I thought maybe you all might need a hug... there, there. 🤗
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 When I was 17, my friend and I witnessed a UFO hovering over a farmhouse in Illinois. He was so scared he was shaking and couldn't speak... it had a totally dream-like quality... Industrial looking like district nine Here's the weird part. He and I NEVER spoke of it again!
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@EndWokeness Even her friend was embarrassed...
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@MsAshBash420 It's literally raining ice outside... !!! 🥶🥶🥶
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@BigImpactHumans Okay, every primate in captivity should get a pad... No matter how many times they break it. It should be the law...
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"Nothing to see here, sir!" a compilation of some cover songs...
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@engineers_feed Wow... you went way past the Feynman point! 🧐
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@TheDailyHPotter I think that for inheriting a role, Michael Gambon did a bang-up job... bravo! 👏👏👏
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@il0venostalgia The one and only...
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@Rainmaker1973 I did AAA drum solos in competition in High school. They were like that without all the tricks... She would have won! Well, she probably did.
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@Songbird70x7 No makeup... 😜
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@s8n ONLY HALF... !!! He showed some real restraint!
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@playteaux I have a family of crows... I give them peanuts, but only every two or three days, so that they stay wild. When I go out they follow me... 😊
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@wiseconnector "Firefly"... wrap it up real nice like! 😃
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@Enezator the little guy found an angel...
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@Rainmaker1973 Night of the Mini-Dead... Some of the shots were actually done like this.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Just one day... cause when I found him I got him out of the hole! 🐸 What kind of MONSTER would watch a poor frog struggle for days and days!!! 🧐😑 he was delicious! 😌
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@buitengebieden I could watch this over and over... 🥹 probably should go while I feel this good.
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@wonderofscience It's easy to forget that they're moving at 5 miles per second...
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@il0venostalgia Space Invaders... !!! of course 👾👾👾 there's even an emoji!
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@cubbieXbrando @mhdksafa @Simone_Biles That's really messed up! She still looked hopeful even after they passed her up. I'm so glad somebody called them out. I really wish it didn't happen in the first place. She doesn't deserve to have that memory...
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@il0venostalgia "Ludicrous Speed!" "What's that!" "It's Spaceballs One! They've gone Plaid!" that's how I remember it
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@Alphafox78 I would say the red, along with the steadicam rig, would come in at an even $100,000.00. Maybe more, if they had a really cool lens! Somebody was fired. 🤨
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@TheFigen_ I was thinking how hard someone worked on this and then I noticed how AI slick it actually was... Still very cool...
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@528_Herts The shot-up guy on the roof looked more like Yearick... 🤔
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@wiseconnector Well... If you have a different political opinion than me, you're obviously wrong, so why would I date you? 😁😆😅
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@catturd2 Looks like the answer to the question: "How do you house a large workforce in the smallest space possible?"
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@Culture_Crit I've read "Lord of the Rings" at least 10 or 12 times... Probably after that is the Dune Trilogy, 5 or 6 times. You can imagine my disappointment of the films. 😑
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@engineers_feed I'd have to go with Writing.... Final answer!!! 😃
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 If that's chicken noodle, then I have to call fowl... 😂😂🤣
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@il0venostalgia In a noisy bar in Avalon, I had drinks with Billy Zane! I got him to name off almost every one of his movies, because I couldn't think of THAT ONE I really liked! it was Tombstone...
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@WonderW97800751 Is that engagement farming... ??? 🤔
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I decided to try to make my own emojis using my favorites to start out with... Thinking Guy Raised eyebrow Guy
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@WonderW97800751 "I'll see you on the Dark Side of the Moon" 🌑🎅
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Racism... of ANY kind!!! 🤨 not tolerated. 😐
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@Alphafox78 If she were smart... she'd get really creative and innovative with this platform that the Universe so generously gave her. 🙄
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 NONE of that was art... those were lazy, boring performances of some kind. I will never call anything like that, ART!!! REAL ART 👇 👇 👇
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@Rainmaker1973 I'm not sure that doing all this, just so those two people can have a drink in the sky, is really the best use of our resources. seems a bit much... 🤔 kids. hungry kids!! We got hungry kids!!! then later... 😀
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 You know the design for this was approved in an office in some other reality... by mistake. 😆😁
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@DJpowers69 This has been a REALLY good space!!! So many great performances! Thanks to everyone who was here. @528_Herts @CaraMiaSG @DangerDevin @lin_benja @Cherryv64539 @jenreneeX @Drunkleopardo @canogreatstuff @CoopDville2000 @ShaneTWalker @Roo13_60 Gotta go! If I missed you,
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@engineers_feed "The right tool for the right job." - Dad
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@rawsalerts So... The sniper on the barn behind President Trump, facing in the direction of the shooter, didn't see a guy on a warehouse 300 yards away??? C'mon man! AND THERE WERE PEOPLE POINTING AT HIM!!!!! AND YELLING!!!!!
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@weedlings73 I took that pic from my kitchen window... anyone??? 🤔
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@AnimeMormonism @Rainmaker1973 I think it works pretty good if you glance back and forth between the ball and the column...
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@Enezator My sky early this morning in Portland...
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