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@LarrietDarling

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34. She/Her. Bi AF. 21+ ONLY. Professional Flirt, Purveyor of only the Finest Fulfilled Fantasies.

Joined April 2015
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@LarrietDarling
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1 year
Hope you're all having a nice day. ✌️ (Unless you suck)
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@LarrietDarling
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3 years
@LolOverruled You can make like 75 cookies with 3 eggs, and you offer him one? You tricking him.
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
@ScrubUnoriginal It's that fuckin' dude in the blue shirt and hat with a backpack.
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@LarrietDarling
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3 years
So you're telling me there was a judge who saw that Britney's parents were named Jamie Spears and Lynne Spears, who had a second daughter they both named Jamie Lynn, and that judge thought, "Yeah, these people are fit to run someone's whole life"?
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@LarrietDarling
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@ask_aubry so, she stopped giving him affection while she was pregnant and raising a baby, because he was most likely doing nothing to help her around the house or with the kid (he had time for two whole other relationships and to be gone for an entire week at a time). insane.
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@LarrietDarling
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11 months
@hausofriya Careful. IDF will start saying they have kitten shields
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@LarrietDarling
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3 years
@Bobby_J_Pine @dccised All of the artists work at Starbucks. All of the comedians work at Trader Joe's.
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@LarrietDarling
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2 months
This is how I look at him too @donie
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@LarrietDarling
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5 years
@red_baker_ Da fuq is he doing acting like your coworker Martha who noticed you got a new haircut but doesn't really like it?
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@LarrietDarling
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4 years
@firagawalkwthme What the fuck is wrong with the people in these comments?
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@LarrietDarling
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4 months
@teixido_heather @fatfabfeminist You need to check your misogyny, Heather.
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@LarrietDarling
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3 years
@chrissychlapp Step one: Rich family. Step two: Good job from family connections. Step three: Famous sex tape after boss's famous sex tape??? Step four: Reality TV show. Step five: Just fuck around with failed business ventures with your millions of dollars until one or two work?????
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
@unhingedbxans @hasanthehun That's being a slut, because we got it for free.
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@LarrietDarling
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9 months
@LolOverruled Br*tt G*lman. And yeah, i'm not watching it. kinda fed up with netflix in general rn, ngl
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
@hasanthehun "TuRn iT oVeR tO tHe VoTeRs" THE VOTERS DON'T HAVE A VOICE, THANKS TO A PREVIOUS SUPREME COURT DECISION. The states are so fucking gerrymandered, that that 30% support has like 80% of the say in deeply red states. And it's getting worse every election cycle.
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@LarrietDarling
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3 years
@puffdaughter LMAOOO The way his eyes popped and voice rose like three octaves.
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@LarrietDarling
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2 months
@niicecool Not a very principled principal
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@LarrietDarling
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1 year
@_shaunasjorts I love her. I respect her. I could never be comfortable in that space.
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
@beepboop722 @ScrubUnoriginal Yes, they were crowding her, but he literally pushed the other dudes into her.
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@LarrietDarling
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4 months
@BrianaRoseLee Idk if men know this or not, but we don't owe them a single thing. Not even an explanation.
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@LarrietDarling
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10 months
@LolOverruled This was the republican's reason for saying no. I hate that it passed with so many votes.
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@LarrietDarling
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1 year
@hasanthehun Finding myself having a shortness of breath rn too
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@LarrietDarling
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4 years
@h3h3productions The men being like, "THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY PROOF." Like, do you REALLY think you would have the frame of mind after something like that to somehow have...proof? Do you think you would, like, take a photo of your mouth full of his semen???
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@LarrietDarling
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5 years
@WongKarWax @leslieleeiii I legitimately looked into the immigration process for other countries today, only to find out they would most likely decline me because I'm disabled with a chronic, progressive illness. Should I just fucking die? I don't know. #BernieIsMyOnlyHope
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@LarrietDarling
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11 months
hear me out
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@LarrietDarling
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11 months
@rizzmatism @hasanthehun rather all my taxes go to billionaires and war than myself 🤪🤪🤪
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@LarrietDarling
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4 months
@carolinekwan Also, people may have no idea what heavy whipping cream is, even if English were their first language. I didn't know what it was until I was a full grown adult because no one taught me when I was young. The first option they offered probably was literally already the best option
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
@StaciaCarefree @beetaylora It's only an orgy if everyone is fuckin' everyone. Otherwise, it's a gangbang. 🦋
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@LarrietDarling
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11 months
@Dexertonox @Dexerto The costco bag is 14oz, the myna cookies are 4oz per bag, meaning it's 14oz for $10 vs 16oz for $28.
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@LarrietDarling
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3 years
@danadonly My best friend is a straight guy, and we enjoy fantasy/sci-fi, looking at houses on Zillow, sending each other funny memes, dogs, and gaming. He does not, in fact, hit on me at all. I do occasionally try to get his mom to adopt me, tho. She's truly fantastic.
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
@mdb2 @jenbristol_ This one's for you, lil buddy.
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
@hasanthehun Just putting some illegal substances in my body on camera, in front of a judge, cops, and a world full of witnesses. 🤪🤪🤪
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@LarrietDarling
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3 years
@okaynaia @Its_Teflon_Ron @wtfjummy Girl, WHAT?! You know you can make just one serving of spaghetti at a time, right??? Like, you don't have to cook that whole box of pasta. You can cook just a handful. And just a bit of that sauce and close the jar and keep it in the fridge.
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@LarrietDarling
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3 years
@gothspiderbitch Dude, WTF? They went from insensitively affecting black people to tarting one specific black person?
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@LarrietDarling
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4 years
@karasz411 @AITA_reddit Well, he does want to turn it into a sort of fucking library, technically.
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@LarrietDarling
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3 months
@Vorloe @BoyBoy_Official At one point Hasan was trying to say how far away the shooter was in imperial measurements, and Aleksa asked how many spoonfuls that was 😭💀
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@LarrietDarling
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5 months
#hastwtselfieday ? More like hottwtselfieday am I right
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
@hasanthehun THIS MAN PERSONALLY STEPPING IN BETWEEN ME AND MORE TRAINS IN THE US?!
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@LarrietDarling
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3 years
@Deligracy Okay, but this is a really weird date. I'm having to do all of the talking!
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@LarrietDarling
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3 months
Happy #hastwtselfieday to the community, and happy birthday to @hasanthehun I'm glad you were born. 🥳🫶 I feel like important change is coming fast. Stay strong, and don't let reactionary rhetoric divide us. Remember, together, apes strong. 💪 #HimbOld2024 #33yil
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
@hasansstache @hasanthehun Kendall, I don't want to put him down or diminish his capabilities, but I literally don't think he knows how to use that.
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
@hasanthehun He wants to be cool so bad. Lmao
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@LarrietDarling
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1 year
@SomaKazima Even if I opened it for her, I CERTAINLY would not open it for him. He can talk to me through the door
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
@nothasanabi They literally just look like a small version of a regular horse, but they're clumsy. 😭
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@LarrietDarling
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1 year
@hasanthehun Everyone hating on people on welfare are directly feeding into the propaganda from the rich men north of richmond. Poor hating on the poorer is exactly what they want.
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@LarrietDarling
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3 years
@ThicMozzarella @LolOverruled Putin is not communist.
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
@zillowgonewild Like 10 years ago, this would've been listed for $80,000-$100,000, and even that would've been insane to me. $340k for no running water, electricity via generator, and a giant rock that will be fully underwater in a few years. God this world is depressing.
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@LarrietDarling
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Good morning and happy #hastwtselfieday I always love looking at your beautiful faces today 💜
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@LarrietDarling
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Are you feelin' groovy, #hastwt ? You're all looking radical on this bad #hasantwtselfieday ✌️ @hasanthehun @nothasanabi
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
@hasansstache @nothasanabi I love you, but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn't your heart.
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@LarrietDarling
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5 months
If you like me and you're younger than 34, you're sick, apparently.
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@RedLi8ning
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Man you gotta be a sick individual if you like women that are older than you
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@LarrietDarling
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1 year
@4ltedits He's so kind and thoughtful. I wish more people understood that about him.
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@LarrietDarling
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5 years
@Corpse_Husband @anthonypadilla Okay, but like, is it just gonna be Anthony sitting across from Anthony with his face pixelated? 🤔
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@LarrietDarling
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3 years
@JoshReedMedia @LolOverruled I think one cookie per egg is a fair enough trade for the labor involved.
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@LarrietDarling
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3 years
@ThicMozzarella @LolOverruled I can see that a symbol of proletariat solidarity was co-opted by a regime that, though originating with communist ideologies, eventually broke with communist ideals and caused great harm to a lot of people. The USSR was never truly communist, and the KGB certainly wasn't.
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@LarrietDarling
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@LolOverruled don't forget to thank your FBI workers periodically, chat
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@LarrietDarling
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6 months
Happy #hastwtselfieday , beautiful people. All the hotties want a free Palestine 💜 #hasantwt #hastwt
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@LarrietDarling
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@dankyboi_clay @_PSI_Rockin_ @eddyburback The 1922 urge to cry and shit in the street.
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
@alllyadiel It's 105°F here today 😭 I wish it were cold
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@Lopmon_X Every hate tweet I see from big posters only makes me like her more tbh
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1 year
@LolOverruled Everyone is just tagging the sexiest lawyer they know.
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@LarrietDarling
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@DoNotBanRoss The "male skull" literally fits better 😭
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2 months
@robynasaldino I remember always getting looks when I would tell doctors and nurses I'm allergic to penicillin, like, "yeah, okay." Then they would ask for the symptoms, and I tell them severe abdominal cramps, vomiting, and almost passing out, and suddenly they take it more seriously. 🙄
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4 years
@nephilimcatt @RawBeautyKristi I mean, they could've found like 3-4 different kids that looked similar enough to play her. Lol
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3 years
@gothspiderbitch PLEASE. DO NOT GO ON.
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@angrboda000 @4ltedits tbf, he did that when things were going well, too.
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@LarrietDarling
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3 years
@steefenstein @Nicole_Lee_Sch @vvictorman_uel I cannot tell you how much I LOVE giving up entire days to seeing my different doctors once a month or once every three months for a lifelong illness. And being in Arkansas means there's a chance you have to drive up to 5 hours one way to get to a specialist! Love that for us!
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@willmenaker I pledge to NOT vote blue-no-matter-who, because my voice fucking matters, and they don't get to put their hands over my mouth and tell me to just take it. #DNCisCorrupt #IowaCaucas
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@LarrietDarling
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4 months
Straight up wasn't feeling gay selfie day today, but I will do it for you all and Kaya. #hastwtselfieday
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@LarrietDarling
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1 year
Happy Halloween Week. When you've spent that long hand sewing a costume, you use it more than once. #Hasantwtselfieday #hastwt @nothasanabi
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@LarrietDarling
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@hasanthehun They are neither protecting nor serving
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10 months
@AleeBarzamm @SaeedDiCaprio The vast majority are for throwing rocks.
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2 months
@AOkay_laniece omg that was the kid that took the weird photo that confused hasan 💀
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@LarrietDarling
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1 year
Good morning, #hastwt you're all looking dapper on this fine #hasantwtselfieday @nothasanabi
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@dreathehun 💀💀💀 he kills me like oj killed nicole
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1 year
@DoNotBanRoss It's because they're cheap and reliable vehicles and therefore taking profits from the US's motor vehicle industry who lobbied state governments to remove public/mass transit to sell more cars.
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@LarrietDarling
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4 months
Back and better than ever ✌️😘
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1 year
@4ltedits The one where he's bouncing the pecs 😭💀
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3 years
@Iron_Cgull I HOPE FOR RAMPS, CANES, AND WHEELCHAIRS! 🥺
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3 years
An 18-second-long horror movie that made me feel more than Army of the Dead.
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every time I turn on the light in the scary part of the basement I forget he’s just..............there
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@Wasssup360 @hasanthehun Probably fucked up knees.
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5 months
@ElKingGhidorah the classic stunning redheaded woman with a dark haired man with facial hair combination. never fails
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2 years
Vibes + Bring hats back. #hasantwtselfieday #hissantwt
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3 years
@ColourPopCo Put the neon colors all together in one palette, you absolute psychos.
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2 years
Happy #hasantwtselfieday hotties. I hope you're all having a good day, even if you're not in a place with good trains and walkable cities 😩 @nothasanabi #hastwt
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1 year
@gremlita I like them all for different outfits.
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
I heard today was #hasantwtselfieday . I'm so glad to be a part of this community in some small way. 🧡 #hastwt #hasantwt Hi chat. 👋
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@LarrietDarling
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1 year
Another month, another #hastwtselfieday ❤️
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@LarrietDarling
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7 months
Happy #hasantwtselfieday I totally didn't forget I don't know what you mean hahaaa love you all! (probably) #hastwt #hasantwt
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@LarrietDarling
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5'4", probably.
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@squiddlekins
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5’8” but with even taller energy
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@LarrietDarling
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10 months
@nothasanabi you did this on purpose
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1 year
@hasanthehun You would've known this if you were a real Swiftie and watched Miss Americana when it came out 😌
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@carolinekwan @TheWillNeff girl, your boyfriend is lookin' tittied up
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
This is my aesthetic. 😩
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@LarrietDarling
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2 years
@hasanthehun @jschlatt This is my one and only conspiracy theory I'm all-in on.
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1 month
This could fix me. 😩
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Rhea Ripley calls her signature pin the ‘pretzel pin’ 🥨
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