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Snow Bunny Practitioner @ Melody's Jester

@LanceEHardwood

1 year

My mood since I was a seed, 6 year update

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

This one for me

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@alextalktoem

3 years

Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?

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3 years

slapping this onto my t-shirt for no way home

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2 years

nah i wasn't about to lose this one

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2 years

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2 years

anakin is kinda like me

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3 years

ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE PART ONE LET'S GOOOOOO

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2 years

My favorite characters for no discernable reason.

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

Taking a bite out of a McDonald's hash brown can only be compared to experiencing three orgasms (three hash), but via stimuli on the tongue through a golden taste that is further amplified by hunger and dehydration after not having anything to eat for 7-8 hours of recuperation.

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@LanceEHardwood

10 months

Can finally upload it but this was the one for me too

Calvin || カルビン 🍉 @ PMC 2024

@kamenridermeta

10 months

Besides the famous line in Kamen Rider, "human life is more important than even peace and justice", or something like Jack Landors' "Heroes come in all colors", what are some Tokusatsu quotes/scenes that you guys felt moved by and will never forget? This is one of my faves.

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1 year

Also the one where he just plainly says Iron Cross Killer or something in the final episode

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@PlayoffShai2

2 months

You’re 4 inches inside Zendaya and Shai is 4 inches inside you Are you moving forwards or backwards?

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@LanceEHardwood

8 months

>Get bullied >Stop time and grab stool >Climb up stool and start jacking off until I cum >Freeze my nut in midair after each cumshot in front of their chest >Repeat process for 3 hours >Time resumes and all my nut strikes the bully's chest harder than a 12 gauge shotgun

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8 months

You can tell a lot about a man by asking them what they would do with time-stop powers

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1 year

I can rest easy now

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@LanceEHardwood

5 years

Finally a real ass Dragon Ball discussion I can have

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4 years

Tired of folks stanning that horny ass MUTT named Scooby-Doo

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

RIP

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1 year

You fell off. I still play with my balls all the time

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1 year

Star★Gazaar

@StarGazaar

1 year

what's a video that makes you laugh every time you think of it ? personally its this for me

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Transfer $200 million to my bank account. Hook up with my original body, fall in love, and get married. I have my original body impregnate me 6 times over the course of 8 years. Leg lock and everything. After year 10 I become the abusive partner in the relationship to the point-

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4 months

You wake up as Taylor Alison Swift. What's the first thing you do?

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@LanceEHardwood

3 years

i remember almost punching my controller when i heard donald's voice come out of the controller during xehanort's fight in KH3

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@LanceEHardwood

5 months

They say "medium" heat but there's barely any kick to this smh I'll show 'em a real man in heat

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@LanceEHardwood

5 months

Some of y'all

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

I hope CBU3 understands that there is someone out there who is stupid enough (me) to choose this option 5+ times, burning thousands of gil just to yell "I'M DRINKING WITH THE BOOOYSSS"

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@LanceEHardwood

2 years

@SantanaelChan i fat fingered 4 photos my fault haha 😂

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

I just realized my meat is kinda like an AI detector because if it's not perking up to Makima art like a dog sniffing Pedigree kibbles then 9 times out of 10 it's AI made

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@LanceEHardwood

3 years

only reason I miss tumblr is because twitter doesn't hit me with posts like this on a consistent basis

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@LanceEHardwood

2 years

> Pick 5 and 4 > Go back in time and steal 1 and 4 > Go back in time and steal 2 and 4 > Go back in time and steal 3 and 4 > Go back in time and steal 6 and 4 > Go back in time and steal 7 and 4 > Go back in time and steal 8 and 4 > Go back in time and steal 9 and 4 > Go back i

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

Nip his balls Torgal

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6 months

LMAO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@LanceEHardwood

6 months

They shoulda had Elizabeth lift her arms up a little more in P3R but that's just me. For no particular reason, really.

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@LanceEHardwood

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@LanceEHardwood

6 months

LMAO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@LanceEHardwood

6 months

3x3 of characters I like the most.

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@LanceEHardwood

11 months

I just beat Jak 4 in record time on my PlayStation 5 and she turns to high five me while I'm throwing her backshots on our Red-Eyes Black Dragon styled bedsheets. Our pet dog JFK yelped and did a flip because he can sense the excitement.

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@LanceEHardwood

5 months

I currently have 600 children evenly distributed across the United States in preparation for a large-scale plan set to go into effect in 50 years

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@LanceEHardwood

5 years

Love this cat I could talk about em all day

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

I believe Purah grips hard enough to a point where she could drag your body off the bed with just that alone, with no hands. The force has got to be 100 times stronger than a coconut crab's. I'm fully willing to become a self sacrifice in order to test this theory of mine.

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@LanceEHardwood

5 years

I have this taped to my bedroom door now

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@LanceEHardwood

7 months

All this JRPG discourse but no one ever considered taking dis course on loving a woman

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@LanceEHardwood

2 months

Where Taylor in my body wants to file for a divorce. I agree and deliberately lose the case. The second the papers are signed I shout "Change, now!!". I am now in my old body and Taylor is forced to pay for child support at a 12.5% rate according to Florida law for 6 kids.

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1 year

Me fighting Manons 50/50 guessing on those grabs

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@LanceEHardwood

7 months

House, M.D.

M. J. Gallagher (Final Fantasy mythology)

@FFVIINovels

7 months

Final Fantasy XVI was very heavily inspired by the global success of Game of Thrones. So.... what popular media would you like to see Final Fantasy XVII inspired by?

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3 years

Dream blunt rotation

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4 years

The guardian angels that will protect you in da coming months

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3 years

Bro said fuck it let's engage in demon hours

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@LanceEHardwood

3 years

gotta look back at this every month

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11 months

Okay now I just gotta touch up the centering

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5 months

FFVII Rebirth the kinda game I'd play cooped up in my room all day in the middle of summer with the windows wide open and the fan blasting in my face at 3:15 PM in the afternoon while I got mid 2000s j-rock songs playing in the background on YouTube

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@LanceEHardwood

2 years

House, M.D.

Dylan 🐐

@Aspiringnothin9

2 years

Which anime is this❓❔

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@LanceEHardwood

4 months

Get a PS5 even if you're broke

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4 months

Advice to men UNDER 25 from MEN over 25 ?

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

Tried Fortnite ranked and those players tied me down and milked me until my nuts looked like raisins. I was mortified

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@LanceEHardwood

2 years

so that's it? no ps5?

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@LanceEHardwood

3 years

so that's it? no ps5?

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1 year

Never mind. Let me leave the For You tab.

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) This move filled all my holes so much I thought I had an extra one. It left me gaping. I'm drenched in sweat, gasping for air. It pulled my hair while it was blowing my back out, my cheeks clapping harder than a pair of bongo drums.

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@LanceEHardwood

7 months

G12

michael jordunk 🥥🌴

@eagleman42069

7 months

I’m d5 every piss

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

whichever pizza makes me moan the loudest

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@MadScientistFF

1 year

Which style pizza is the best?

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@LanceEHardwood

2 years

My take on Persona 4, a thread:

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8 months

Goku

Fighting Game Anniversaries

@FGAnniversaries

8 months

For Dragon Ball Sparking Zero, who would you like to see as a playable character?

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@LanceEHardwood

2 years

forgot to crucify the dog

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2 years

Describe your favorite game without using the name of the game, locations or characters.

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3 years

A24

@A24films_

3 years

We’re looking for some tweets to turn into movies.

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@LanceEHardwood

10 months

Gonna be honest I was confused cause I haven't had the chance to check out all the new details until now and I think I'm gonna have to rescind this.

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@LanceEHardwood

10 months

Kiryu's journey may very well be similar to my own

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1 year

Man.

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2 years

PAUSE!!!!!!

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5 months

A lot of people telling you not to put q-tips in your ears are dumb af and don't realize that the inside of your ear is a hidden erogenous zone you could probably nut from sticking an animal balloon in it

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

People would be a lot normal about Final Fantasy if they played "Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak" for the Gameboy Advance at least once.

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10 months

COME ON

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@LanceEHardwood

8 months

Me when the Wendy's employee asks me and the boys why we're frotting in front of the order counter

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@LanceEHardwood

7 months

Doesn't matter I beat a $101m divorce

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@LanceEHardwood

3 years

I don't need to say anything more.

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@LanceEHardwood

2 years

Ollie🏹

@TheQuiver_

2 years

What is THE picture of your favourite character?

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1 year

I don't call Midadol "Mid" because there's nothing mid about human life. I only call her by her full name.

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@LanceEHardwood

8 months

No I'm grown I just be mass reporting 'em

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@kavsgirll

8 months

Do y'all unfollow moots when they turn out to be haters of your favourite characters??..ASKING FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES!!

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@LanceEHardwood

4 years

Mechanical Rhythm be like "yeah you're gonna know how it feels like to get nutted in"

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@LanceEHardwood

6 months

Ted x FFXVI crossover?

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@LanceEHardwood

4 months

My brother just told me he's engaged and I was just about to make a tweet about rubbing my meat against the PS5 fan while it's running

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

me waking up after having the controller rest on my balls for a week

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dog

@moevomit

21 days

why are men like actually crazy. what goes through their minds

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1 year

I thought I knew what betrayal felt like, but I was wrong. This is what real betrayal is like. You hold out your hand expecting someone, anyone, to give a helping hand and in the end, no one bats an eye. You're left behind in this cruel world, with the only thing-

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

Who got that one Makima covered in oil video

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@LanceEHardwood

6 months

I be doing the same thing every day and no one calls me amazing for it. What gives

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@AMAZlNGNATURE

6 months

This is how seahorses give birth!!

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3 years

I did all of this already

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4 months

Not for nothing but this robot got crazy stroke game

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4 months

Do you think that robots will take human jobs and life roles? 🙄👀

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DR. UMAR JUST GONNA HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, MAN I'VE BEEN ACROSS DIMENSIONS TO SWIM IN SOME MILK, SO JUST IMAGINE WHAT I WOULD DO FOR A LATINA.

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@NathanB74243481

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If you've seen this movie, prove by quoting it.

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

Final Fantasy XVI (also known as Xenoblade 4 in Japan) This game told me to get on the bed like a dog and stay in that position for a couple of minutes while it got some things as it slowly walked out the door. My eyes, anxiously, were glued to bed frame wondering what these-

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Assworld I didn't play the game but when I read an overview of it I thought I could build Gunplas with my boys online when I read "guns" but that is, in fact, not the case at all. That's two Mickeys for you

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

I am glad that Final Fantasy II finally has some competition.

VGC

@VGC_News

1 year

"Final Fantasy 16 already feels like it could be one of the best games in the series." Read our latest hands-on impressions:

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3 years

if santa gives me coal tomorrow i'm turning his reindeers into venison cream cheese stuffed crescent rolls i'm not fucking around this year

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Shadowheart

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2 years

jack black makes a good bowser but chris needs to get pummeled for that mario voice

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2 years

My MC

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@LanceEHardwood

1 year

>Take the $10 million >Put the money into great investments to make more over time >Wait 30 years, investments pay off and now I'm a multi-billionaire >Legally change all Beyonce songs to "Beyonc" so I can start listening to them again