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Life is a miracle. A miracle bestowed upon us from the beginning of time. Live it. God, Family, Country and President Donald J. Trump. #MAGA #Bama

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6 months
Thanks to @thomas_garrard , a real friend I've known for years in our small town, (kick-arse Patriot. If you are not following him, you should) I find myself with 500 more followers. You don't know me (and it isn't the 4th of July), but this explains who I am and what I stand
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5 years
@Chadwick_Moore Our men are turning into a bunch of pansies, because of the liberal feminists that keep ripping off their balls. I don't know what it will take, but Society needs a hard stop and we need to back it back up. Men need to be MEN And, women need to be women. Stop this nonsense!
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@OliLondonTV Every time I see a clip from this guy, it gets weirder. I wonder sometimes, is this just a joke? He's not even pretending to be a girl. Ya know?
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@cartierfamilyZ If anyone votes for this woman now, there is no help for them, they've been too brainwashed.
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3 months
@CBillingsley That's no lady. Ladies don't act that way.
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5 years
Our President retweeted this? LOL He's so AWESOME!
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@GregAbbott_TX @gatewaypundit They are pretty accurate with their reporting, so I would definitely look into it, Gov.
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3 months
@w_terrence Not if you paid me a billion dollars. I'd say... "Pass!"
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2 months
@premium I'm having fun with Grok2. The AI of the year.
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5 months
@atensnut That baby came out of a vagina... A woman's vagina. For them to push this miraculous event as a man having a baby, is crazy. You can't fool the truth. A woman had a baby. Whoopee, we've been doing it from the beginning of time.
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4 years
@TheSharpEdge1 OMG! Get it out already, Mr. Giuliani. The American people deserve to know exactly what is going on from the top levels of Government. We DESERVE to know!
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@DisrespectedThe That woman is me... Well, not me, but I felt everything she said. I felt the same exact way, went through the same horror, even said, "Wish it had been me." Yup, that is what grief looks like, feels like, and in this economy, sadly happens.
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@DanScavino I'm going to end up having a heart attack before this election is over with all the worry. Lord, I put my worries on thee, for I know that you can carry them while keeping our President safe. Amen.
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4 years
@Annakhait Does it even matter? We all know, knew way back when, what (sorta) happened, nothing is ever done to these idiots. Too powerful with the media covering up for them. We all look like conspiracy nuts and JUSTICE is never done. I'm ready for JUSTICE, dammit.
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@toddstarnes Todd, the last I looked we had freedom of religion. Just because we don't believe the same way as Sikhs, doesn't mean we'll explode if we hear their prayer. Y'all need to stop this division. The Republican camp is not a church where everyone has to be the same. STOP!
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@Liz_Cheney Oh, wow! A post from when she was a conservative. Ya know... Back in the day before she became a sellout to our country. She sure disappointed me.
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2 years
@johncardillo THIS is what happens when you take Fathers out of homes, kids lack discipline, respect, honor, the difference between right and wrong.
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4 years
President Trump has warnings (this claim is disputed) on most of his tweets and yet, there is Biden over there talking about winning the Election and...Nothing, Nada, not one warning, and it is being disputed. If THAT doesn't wake you up on how corrupt media is, you're hopeless
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@scottwestacre We often don't understand the whys, the what ifs or the how comes in life. but you bet there is a reason behind them. Take #88 Here we had a Red Kansas Pregnant cow that brought people from all over the world together for a short time. We didn't care about differences. The
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@JacquelynR99722 We're just like you, Jacquelyn, Americans that love our country and want Freedom. Welcome to MAGA, a group of the best Americans you'll ever meet. (We're not evil like the media and elites say we are)
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@fopminui And that is why you are called "commonsense". Sometimes life gives us hard decisions to make, this won't be your last, so common sense is imperative to have. Good job.
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@iAnonPatriot We don't have a little bitty chance of fixing this peacefully, do we? Sigh.
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4 months
@atensnut @CollinRugg That is the first thing I thought. Someone filmed this to embarrass President Trump and that person doesn't need to be there.
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4 years
@Qtah17 @Annakhait @realDonaldTrump WOW. Funny how we all knew, or so many of us (as Tea Partiers) did, that it was a bunch of hooplas. I bet I can go through my FB memories and find a lot of this. Think I'll go do that. "GOD, please let this all be uncovered. Amen"
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@scottwestacre Clay, you and your team did everything possible. It wasn't meant to be. Ignore the naysayers. You know, so none of our opinions matter. Don't beat yourself up. You did great.
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8 months
@TheWakeninq Wow! Tucker is showing the truth. "Wake em up, Tucker"
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4 years
@PISDI94_96 Stop complaining. You have 2 minutes, make them count.
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5 months
@scottwestacre Clay, I am so-so sorry. The bible tells us that everything has a purpose under heaven, and I truly believe that. Sometimes things don't unfold as we want them to, God doesn't answer the prayers we seek, but I honestly believe... There is a reason. Nilla may be it.
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@realstewpeters @RepThomasMassie We've been following you because we thought you were smart? Pfft! You are as dumb as a box of rocks. What a way to give us Kamaltoes. Yup, not smart at all.
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@RealAlexJones Alex, we need to find out if that PA kid had anything to do w/ this man's FB page where he was recruiting for Ukraine. If a connection, the others in the group need looked at ASAP.
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5 years
@ragmuffinramble @tedwheeler More like two years late.
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4 months
@scottwestacre Nope, researched, looks like it is a mountain lion over your way. And, I'd bet it was a male by the size of that paw. Be safe.
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@GuntherEagleman I didn't, and I have pushed family and friends to please not take another shot if they had their first. Anyone paying attention knew immediately that something was off. Use the noggin that God gave you, People!
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@rattletrap1776 I don't know how old y'all are, but people's faces change over the years. It's called aging. Just an FYI.
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5 months
@scottwestacre Not every morning do I get up and pray for a cow, but that's what I'm doing.
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2 years
@RealTBONEHusker As much fun as that would be, we stand on free speech.
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6 months
@wendyp4545 He best tell the Swamp to stick it. No Haley! EVER!
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5 years
@KTHopkins Katie, you have the best "come-backs". I love reading your tweets. Sarcasm at its best.
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4 years
@Pismo_B My daughter is a trucker and she says the same thing. She went by a parade of Trump trucks (and cars) somewhere up Northeast just the other week and had to video it for me. So happy to know that Americans see through the crap. Trump 2020
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@Timcast @JackPosobiec I'm guessing that you never lived on a farm, Tim?
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5 months
@scottwestacre Woke up and came to check on her. "You've got this Mama. Get er done!" Saying a prayer that she has an easy go of it, and gives you not one, but two beautiful healthy calves.
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@N76247476Man He doesn't need these rallies where he is so vulnerable. We're all going to vote for him anyhow. I am so ticked off right now. Cried, then got mad.
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@DanEddBland Do you love America? Do you want to restore her promise for our Children? Do you want Freedom? Then, Dan, let's do it. You'll find we have much more in common, even Trump, than you thought we did.
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@scottwestacre I just want to give her a hug. She looks miserable.
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Fauci, Death rates in Alabama. From 1999-2019, the death rate averaged about 40,000. Big jump, 65,000 in 2020 and it is still rising, last year it was 69,000plus. Fauci did that. We killed them on vents and used Remdesivir. Now, it's the vaccine. Can't tell me differently.
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@catturd2 No one questioned why they got a free Obama Phone... Nothing in life is free and ppl are too trusting of their government.
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@QTHESTORMM But I'm using the internet.
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@martinjstephens That poor boy is gonna be slap wore out.
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5 months
@KarluskaP He's talking about the mini trampoline, right? I'm sorry, I was sidetracked.
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3 years
@krdd1776 This came out shortly after we found out it was a hoax. So happy to see it go around again because that was some FUNNY sh$t.
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3 months
@TheOfficerTatum There is a glow about him and fulfillment in his eyes that I've never witnessed before.
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5 years
@bennyjohnson @AOC Very powerful.
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@RealAlexJones And, he stabbed MAGA in the back and voting for that other great American, Ron Paul. Someone got to him.
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@IAMTOMMACDONALD That was so awesome, Tom. I'm so proud. YAY!
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3 years
@miles_commodore Miles, I knew there was a reason I liked you, we were born on the same day. God said on that morning, "Let Patriots be born" :) We were. Happy, Happy Birthday to us.
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1. I wrote this on the morning of the 4th. My fellow Countrymen, On this day you demand of me a Patriotic celebration, To fly the flag of theoretical freedom, Showing noble pride and resolving tribute for which it has stood for, for two-hundred and forty years.
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3 months
@BrunoFernanshh @elonmusk Someone needs to, y'all are becoming a communist country.
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5 months
@kansasangus I'd put my money on #88 . She's strong, never faltered through all of this, holding up. Twins and it will all be fantastic in the end.
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@scottwestacre Bless her heart, I still want to give her a hug. She looks miserable. (In a "I'm too pregnant to waddle" kinda way)
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3 months
@w_terrence He also went to the media and screamed at them that it was their fault. This ER doc is quite the Patriot.
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@_willcompton @washingtonpost @realDonaldTrump How do men fart on que? I've always wanted to know that answer.
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@JoeySalads I'm a 55 yr old woman, a Preacher's daughter who was raised better, but I'm afraid I'd have to kick some little kids asses up one side and down the other. They may beat me up in the end, but I'd go out with a clear conscience.
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@Helwoe @JamesOKeefeIII @ABC @Project_Veritas He sure would have loved to see what is going on today. I sure hope that God allows him a glimpse or two. Stay safe, James. We're all praying for you.
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@JackPosobiec A "high" (living good) B "Awakening" (against the system) C "Unraveling" (been in that one) and next guys, is... D "Crisis" War or Revolution Length is 80 to 100 yrs before the cycle begins anew. WAKE UP! History always repeats.
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@lizzicochrane Bless your heart, you've lost your soul.
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@CMDRVALTHOR I've been saying this, but no one sees my posts. I am glad someone else is thinking like me. Instead of praying for the ppl in the path, let's pray for it to weaken to nothing. Faith as small as a mustard seed... Let's do it!
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@FLOTUS This is so embarrassing to our Country. WTH?
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@masculineman77 It's time for the black men to stand up and be counted. Y'all have been silent for way too long. This is an historical moment in America's history, and it will be the fearless black men, standing, that will be key in saving our country.
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@AbbyJohnson The bottom line, Abby is this. Law Abiding Citizens do not need it. We're not the ones shooting up places. Evil will find a way, no matter what laws, how long a waiting period is, and even when they can't find a gun...Murderers will find a way.
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@nicksortor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคฃHow can you not vote for him? He is the most entertaining person on planet earth right now.
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@SaltyGoat17 This is beautifully put together. Her speech becomes a story with the visuals. Great job.
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@twonkenn @SebGorka Talking about the climate change crazy and he used the F word. Sometimes ya just have to say it, ya know? lol
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@TONYxTWO Oh, Honey, this is the definition of "Telling it like it is".
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@matthewdmarsden All you have to do is walk outside, breathe, and know there is a God. No mortal is capable of such a creation.
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5 years
When did so many ppl go insane? Of course a parent shouldn't decide the sex of their child. God already did. Knock this nonsense off. #IStandWithMarioLopez
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@DrREpstein You're a brave, honest and good man, Dr. Epstein.
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@atensnut If I wanted to show someone that I had been in their house, well, that would be a good way. A message to someone, possibly? Question: Why was he there? What did he do there?
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@DonnaPrissyrn1 Society wouldn't label him as a brilliant man by the way he looked. But, he is incredibly blessed w/a exceptional mind. I found that fascinating and why I continued to listen. He should not apologize.
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@IAMTOMMACDONALD The secret to a long and healthy marriage? By NOT being normal. You don't want normal, You want NOVA. She's a keeper, Tom.
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Gotta share this again. You know how "God bless the USA" is known by everyone? THIS song will one day be known to everyone, too. It has that vibe, the patriotic lyrics, the catchy tune... Has it all. If you haven't heard it yet, you're missing out.
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@lorieliebig Aren't you an adult? Please, be embarrassed and do better.
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@MrAndyNgo @RubinReport @MaximeBernier Do y'all realize the level of hate that someone has to possess to stand there screaming in a disabled elderly woman's face? The hate is real, folks and it is just getting started. Tell me, how we're supposed to make it "go away"? How will we ever fix this? Scary times.
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@ScottFordTVGuy 1 lb hamburger, 1 can diced or stewed tomatoes, elbow noodles (cooked and drained) and block of cheddar cheese. Mix together and bake w/ bread crumbs and butter until browned. Mom made simple. Mom made GOOD! Can taste all the ingredients in each bite. Simple taste, but OMG!
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@scottwestacre Bless her heart. She is the poster child for all the human Mommas that have waddled around and said, "I feel as big as a cow." Praying for #88 and praying for rain. (Wish we could send you some of what the deep south is getting. Enough for us both)
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@KidRock Make telling the truth great again!
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4 years
@KelemenCari And they walking 10 ft from each other. This is hilarious stuff we're watching.
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@LFATVUS Think it had anything to do with Ron DeSantis sending the NG to the ports there in FL?
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5 years
@no_silenced Congratulations, Rooster! ๐Ÿ˜ Now, help little ole me get 1000. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ And, when a woman is happy, well...We're nicer. ๐Ÿคฃ
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@marilee_trent @DLoesch Thank God we still have real men.
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@stillgray War is coming.
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Lindsey Graham is not doing his job. Why? My guess is...Someone has pics of him giving McCain a blowjob on the way back from an arm run in Ukraine. But...That's me. Why do you think?
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@IAMTOMMACDONALD It hit hard. You nailed exactly what we were feeling. Let's save this country, y'all!
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@TRobinsonNewEra @UKIP We are seeing the "great awakening" happen all over the world. It is a beautiful sight to see. I think it started with the rise of the Tea Party and has morphed into what we're seeing today. Took awhile, but we are blessed to be alive to witness it.
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@IAMTOMMACDONALD Two of the most talented individuals finding each other... Nothing short of a miracle. God has blessed the two of you.
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2 years
@BonginoReport I am sick to my stomach. THIS is not my beautiful America. WTH?
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4 years
When the President threw the water glass on the stage, that was the best F U to the Media I have ever witnessed. I love this man!
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@SebGorka We all knew she'd go against him. I hope all of you that gave remember... "We told you so!"
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@scottwestacre Twins. Thunder and Rain (because you need it) ๐Ÿ˜
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@SharikaSoal84 Beauty, with mystery. (we don't need to let it all hang out to stop a man in his tracks) Bring it back.
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