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3 months

@qe_ep2 @Rich_Cooper No woman is choosing the bear in real life. That shit is all for the Internet.

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@MhFran_Lancer @vergilswarrior There's no context in which that ending isn't garbage.

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@OhMyHessNess @akafacehots That's ignoring gang shootings which fall into the mass shooting category. Nice try, but your lies are easily dismissed.

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@JoJoFromJerz My right to own a firearm doesn't interfere with that.

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@briartearose Except she was the abuser. She should be in jail really.

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@MhFran_Lancer @vergilswarrior The only reason she didn't kill Abby is because the writers suck.

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2 years

@AnnaInteresting @JoJoFromJerz It didn't, that's the budget for the entire program for the year, there's still plenty of money for sending more of them.

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3 months

@B1844Constance You choose the bear on the Internet. In real life you're choosing the man.

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4 months

@eschensam @amyliztweets I live in a moderately sized town and I leave my car unlocked at night with no worries. In the city you leave your car unlocked so thieves don't break the windows. That's not trust bud, that's capitulation to crime.

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@830atDorsia @wayotworld That's because he's a man, man.

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@walksbyme It's embarrassing that you're so upset by it.

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1 year

@ErinInTheMorn JK Rowling hasn't done anything wrong. And the Times has a right to fire employees for actions that don't benefit them as a company.

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4 months

@IdleGlands @nidozizi @Timcast Intentionally targeting civilians isn't collateral damage.

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@str8presssure @freedamind1 @xm_muva No, the bitch twerking at a kids party is way more wrong.

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@glumirror She was the abuser.

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@gangsta_mermaid What is a woman?

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@JoJoFromJerz That's the thing hon, they aren't acting like fascists, you just don't know what that word actually means.

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@B1844Constance @LawSelfDefense All of those crimes are being committed by a small percentage of men. So they're right, you're just not good at choosing partners.

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4 months

@IdleGlands @nidozizi @Timcast The IDF does it as well, we've witnessed it.

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6 months

@JoJoFromJerz @NBCNews No, logic is the point. Men can't become women and vice versa.

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@AlexM2233 @RealTheoWold Wherever the fuck they came from.

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1 year

@chorx @AsaelTheFallen @Timcast There are no cis men. There are only men and women and then there's delusional people who think they're something that they're not.

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@814ck_c47 @Rothmus You're literally doing the meme. All angry crying because men know you're lying about choosing the bear for the Internet.

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6 months

@ZombiApocolypse @FiveTimesAugust @dr_jon_l I have a wife and children. Nothing she has is even close to being as valuable as that.

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@StonksIsGood @LadyGriz @frank_glazewski @the_rbeagle @voiddrifter13 Political theater.

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2 months

@AnnaBeth1534863 @johndoe85370735 @Aristos_Revenge Lmmfao. You said you're not naive but you chose the bear. Make it make fuckin sense 😂😂😂

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5 months

@peskygenz @etheralfem The irony of this comment is palpable.

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2 years

@Tea_I_Am @JoJoFromJerz No, the right is the side that is living in reality, it's the left that's lost the plot.

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@Fifakickerz10 @MrSense69 @TateTheTalisman @DrewPavlou All this says is that you've been propagandized by your corrupt government.

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1 year

@SharikaSoal84 @EndWokeness They are exactly as legitimate as men pretending to be women

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7 months

@HannahJLavine @BramhamAlex Boy. He was a boy.

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6 months

@hollileshae @michaelharriot @DJQ_KC Factually untrue. Because of dei now and affirmative action before it was a guarantee that black pilots are less qualified. Cope harder.

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1 year

@SlimSmith5 @ScottAdamsSays Racism is bigotry against someone of a different race. That's it.

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3 months

@ivehaditpodcast @MizzWelch Nothing he said was wrong though...

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@huhmeek @Grimndproper Not a single one has anything resembling talent.

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8 months

@Nokidsnomoney3 @Habenulacctiv @exRheturn No, a person in good physical shape has a stronger immune system as well. Overall health always includes staying fit.

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@philthypp @stillgray The 6 lb fiskar splitting axe is awesome, I split loads of wood with mine.

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@piper4missouri Real men don't support the murder of unborn children.

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1 year

@ElectionLegal Except on that show they regularly use semi auto rifles and never advocate for people not having them. Congratulations on your nonsensical post that misses the point.

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@LTBuddyy1991 @PhilipAnde25595 Not true. He died days later of a stroke that was unrelated.

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@etheralfem A woman's highest calling is to be a mother.

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@wrens_dens @theliamnissan More like reality got to him.

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@Alexzia777 Yes eggs are healthy.

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@LGBwiththeT Her son. Her son was killed.

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2 years

@BIsForBlue @nypost He was attacked while doing his literal job with a weapon...that should be a felony regardless of celebrity status.

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2 years

@JDCocchiarella You do realize that republicans won overall right?

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@ChrisXtopher73 @catturd2 It's definitely too explicit to be in a school library.

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@TheSoleWitness @lporiginalg Incorrect. Cancer eats sugar.

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@B1844Constance On the Internet, sure.

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@teamme2k @laurenboebert You mean the most peaceful riot of that whole year?

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1 year

@thee_hierophant @iamyesyouareno @bosupatko Not when all the evidence bears it out.

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@Falconer084 Women are only saying bear because it's a hypothetical and they don't risk anything by saying that. In real life every single woman is choosing the man.

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1 year

@danutella__ @NBCNews He. And considering he's a male his lifts aren't impressive.

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@Autumn__Fox @shell_zipi Nothing peaceful about armed occupation sweetie.

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@Floatinginwaves @Psychgirl211 @BramhamAlex He, he was a boy.

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@Freda_Media @gerbilking There are no trans kids. Literally none.

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@Perseph31450988 @CBSNews Why? They're worse than internal combustion cars. Do you understand how terrible those batteries are for the environment when they're used up? Because I'm going to bet you don't.

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@DutchiesDevil @davidhogg111 Kamala knowingly kept innocent men on death row in California.

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@KebabCommie @Luma888_zbe @kennethfunk93 @PollySpin Probably wouldn't have been beheaded if he was driving his own car by himself.

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@mospacetech @fightwithmemes Holding women accountable isn't hateful.

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@08MamaKitti08 @CidPhys90 @libsoftiktok If the people in this video accepted themselves for who they are they wouldn't have gotten an irreversible procedure.

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2 years

@ErinDusty @Rothmus Here you go, I didn't make it however, I stole it like a normal person lol.

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@ProtestaBloc @Kimberley_Dart @djdubmasterflex @FadeHubb Incorrect, processed food and refined sugar are the reasons for health issues, not meat.

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@SharkTenko @ErinInTheMorn That would be if they exposed secret abuses. Joining an organization that's attacking them publicly because they don't agree with their political stance isn't whistleblowing. So actually yes, they do

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2 years

@Puppyroach1 @JoeSmoe9192 @MsBlaireWhite So you're talking about the make believe version that doesn't happen and kills millions, generally through starvation, while being on the way to not happening.

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@V3dn3y @SoupTransphobes And it's a false equivalence. It's easy to describe what a woman is in plain terms. An adult human female.

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@AnnaBeth1534863 @johndoe85370735 @Aristos_Revenge And as predicted, you open your mouth and shit pours out. Clean that up and reflect on the stupid shit you're saying. Be better.

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@TheReelRandom That's all for the Internet. You put them in front of an actual bear and a man I guarantee that answer changes immediately.

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@GunslingerEric @RBReich I think more young people are rejecting the left.

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1 year

@JoshuaPHilll The law applied to 14-16 year olds, we're not talking about little kids here, we're talking about adolescents who are going to financially responsible for themselves really soon. Also feeding kids is the responsibility of those kids parents last time I checked.

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@alipalliB @mmpadellan One of those is enshrined in the constitution. One isn't.

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@piper4missouri Yea, teenagers having jobs isn't a bad thing. I started working at 14 and I'd say I'm far more capable of navigating the work environment than someone who didn't.

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@HowlJackson @Lynyrds_Mom @FactsnotSlogans Because it was a garbage Bill, it didn't actually stop illegal crossings, it allowed 5000 through per DAY. Fuck that, it should allow 0 illegal crossings per day.

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@huhmeek @Grimndproper Just listened to a couple of songs from her. She shouldn't be allowed near a microphone.

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@TrickiestTrix @V3dn3y @SoupTransphobes No, they don't. An edge case doesn't invalidate the definition.

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@antallan @libertycappy @urloozn1 There's no difference between sex and gender. Just mentally ill people.

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@NYisBLUE @eschensam @amyliztweets Sorry the truth hurts.

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@niggling @JoJoFromJerz @NBCNews You don't get to choose what sex you are. That's decided before you're born.

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@BeTheBearToday It's just a proximity issue. If women encountered bears as often as men those numbers would be vastly different. Also it's all irrelevant, they're only saying bear because it's a hypothetical and they don't risk anything by saying it, in real life they'd all choose the man.

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@MikeMountaintop @correctthemedia @elonmusk @CommunityNotes Retards see racism in it. Regular people don't.

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@femazighen Why do women get mad about being shamed for their weight which is totally within their ability to control, but shame men on their height or appearance which are decidedly out of their control to change?

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@graffitykingdom @Your_UIU_Agent @hatingmf12 @aSpiresArt @DelusionPosting It's not weird.

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@GDHaight @AnnieForTruth No, no it's not.

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@wrens_dens @theliamnissan No, just reality, the one we all live in.

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@butt_watermelon As a father I can say with complete assurance that if this happened to me I would be officially radicalized. And I mean like killdozer with more accessories type of radicalized.

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@AliochaMatt @TigerBlazin @CNBC Um sending 40 billion to another country certainly doesn't help our monetary situation here at home bud.

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@Alexzia777 That's not true LMAO. And they are all 3 of those things.

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@PrideOfHumility @nytimes What a piece of shit.

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@iamAtheistGirl @Turtle27282811 Yes it is actually. You don't want that responsibility, but it's still yours.

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@Emannytheory @RepairingUs @Timcast Poorly placed construction materials aren't illegal though.

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@hikikomocha @lesbaddies @Pinko69420 Saying men can't be women isn't oppression.

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@SpartaSnafu741 @IrishAmerican27 Literally none of that is true.

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@fosters4future @WatkinsJeffrey1 @mmpadellan That's literally not how it works.

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@herbivore_club @WarblingDiva Factually untrue. Humans aren't evolved to eat plants at any large scale. We're meant to be a primarily meat eating species that occasionally consumes plants.

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@Lavishly_Savage @rusticfem I love this. You're literally advocating for all the pain in the ass women to not continue their genetic lines so men in the future will have less difficult women to deal with. Your sacrifice for a better future is noted.

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8 months

@TrickiestTrix @V3dn3y @SoupTransphobes Still edge cases considering they're statistically insignificant.

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1 year

@JohnF1968 @BbqLgbt @songpinganq You need more land to raise enough plants to feed the same amount of people.

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2 years

@nickknock0 @BBCWorld Not when their cardiovascular health as a nation improves. It's not bad to lose a "restaurant" who's "food" is as terrible for your health as McDonald's.

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@kimisanauthor37 @WarOnDumb @1819News Him being too weak to tolerate criticism isn't a crime committed by someone else.

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