Valérie Ndegwa @LadyValeriee Twitter profile

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

3 years

Her first Illuminati feature. So proud of her 😍

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@BeyonkaBoss2

3 years

Screaming why mama Tina in it too 😭😭😭

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@LadyValeriee

8 years

I hate myself for reading this the way I did 😭

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@LadyValeriee

6 months

Gone are the days of banter on this app. This government has turned us all into activists 😂

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

2 years

Kenyans always involved in some mess 😭

EMPOWER ATLANTA

@empoweratlmag

2 years

Tory Lanez’s family enraged outside of the courthouse where he was found guilty of all charges in case involving Megan Thee Stallion. 🎥: Backgrid/TMZ

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

That shambala bracelets and Supras era was really a dark time 😂

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

Your annual reminder that ‘thermos’ and ‘cutex’ are brand names 😂

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

5 years

It’s taken such a long time to get here but with the power of supportive parents and kusukuma tu, we are here and we have arrived. The Pastry Palace is your newest and cutest patisserie in Karen and we are open from the 3rd.

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@LadyValeriee

4 years

Anyway, I blame Amapiano 😂

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@LadyValeriee

2 years

40 year old me coming home from alchemist at 7am

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@fanuel__ochieng

2 years

But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

One day we will talk about why that mermaid had a 16 inch lace front 😂

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

“Just pay for the bill and then we will sort it later”

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

5 years

Uki ghostiwa, ghostika 🥴

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@LadyValeriee

2 years

Wow today I was conned nicely by an Instagram store and I’m not even mad. I’m happy to have paid somebody’s rent in this jubilee economy 😂

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

2 months

Okay but did they have to take a picture first before untying him 😂😂😂

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

3 years

Not my mum threatening to put minji in tomorrow’s lasagne if I go out tonight 😩😩

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

3 years

Me at 13 asking my mum if I can go for earth dance

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

Y’all are on the verge of telling KFC to start using kuku kienyeji 😂

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@LadyValeriee

1 year

My cat finally came home from her bender. Nairobi whew

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

6 years

Y’all really took Beyoncé to karatina for a ngurario? I’m sick

TeachGPT

@Teachy

6 years

Michael Jackson in Africa vs Beyonce in Africa

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@LadyValeriee

2 years

These Real Housewives of Nairobi cast suggestions are giving me high blood pressure. We really don’t need a Nairobi franchise pls, it’s not a must 😭😭😭

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

The Kenyan urge to ruin every single weekend by over indulging

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

5 years

I hope my pockets are seeing what other pockets are doing

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@Shad_khalif

5 years

Sorting out clothes for Mama Kufua and boom! 10K I had no idea of. Morning made.

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

I remember when I was a little girl how much I used to fear that clown that used to be at Spur every Sunday. Kumbe you become what you fear? 🤔

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

Brienne is probably in Oloni’s DM’s as we speak doing “my man left me for his sister” 😫😫😫

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@LadyValeriee

1 year

The best sound on tiktok right now is “its giving Zimbabwe” 😭😭😭

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

Her name is Mariya Russell.. not Chicago chef

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

I don’t know what you have to be going through in life to drink this 😩

Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

5 years

Have you guys tried out Coke Coffee? #CokeCoffeeKE

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@LadyValeriee

4 years

This Vogue challenge really has me looking at the only 7 good selfies I have since 2013 and wondering where I truly went wrong 😭

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

Did it hurt? When the email did not find you well?

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

My sleep paralysis demon in the corner of my room watching me fight for my life

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@LadyValeriee

4 years

Okay but Shiko and Rama’s new home 😍😍😍 Nairobi really isn’t the girl she thinks she is at all

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@LadyValeriee

4 years

How Nairobi men dress up for brunch

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4 years

HAPPY BDAY Offset

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@LadyValeriee

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@mtmoore31

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

4 years

Btw how are your Sauti Sol ticket refunds going? Sending love and light

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

5 years

Wah! I don’t even know what’s making me laugh more here... The audacity of Jumia, picturing the Jumia worker actually taking their good time out of their day to package a hairstrand, or our good sis for buying a human hair wig for Ksh. 500 😩😩😩😩

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5 years

Heh ! So @JumiaKenya this is the kind of rubbish you do ?? I ordered a full lace Brazillian wig and you bring a FUCKING STRAND ????? What the actual hell ?????

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

Being an adult is simply slavery. Imagine being happy that you’re sick cause it means you don’t have to go to work 🥴

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@LadyValeriee

4 years

I really hope Kenyans will be released from the shackles of ‘per person sharing’ this 2021 😂😂

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

I don’t have enough sweatpants

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

2 years

Wow kids really don’t dress like kids anymore huh. Not a Mickey Mouse in sight, just vibes and Yves Saint Laurent

MALE VOTER

@TwinOfTiger

2 years

Imagine you and a bunch of your close cousins all being around the same age. They’re gonna have a good old time for life.

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@LadyValeriee

7 years

I'm also here #FinePeopleFromKenya

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@LadyValeriee

2 months

Day 2 ready for @AngelaMukora and @LeonKiarieN wedding 💕💕💕

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3 years

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@LadyValeriee

4 years

One thing about these Spanish shows and movies on Netflix is they definitely understood the assignment. Those storylines never miss

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

3 years

Follow us on Instagram if you like nice things or whatever @the .pastry.palace

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@LadyValeriee

4 years

Heavy on the ‘add to cart’ 😅

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

6 years

Always remember that your man disrespecting other women or even his ex 'for you' is never a win. The tables will always turn

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

Doing the first menu tasting for my bakery today. We move!

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

4 years

Really into this whole mask thing because I can finally talk to myself in public without looking like a mugoroki

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

1 year

The vibe this weekend 💆🏽‍♀️

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@LadyValeriee

2 years

𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐡™

@iamjuddah

2 years

Mentally mko wapi sahii watu wangu?

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

Everyone today is an idiot. Came for my doctors appointment on time, only for them to tell me there’s 3 people ahead of me so I have to wait. I’m like ok cool, let me just go to Sierra and have a drink in the meantime, only to find my doctor sitting here having a very good time😂

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@LadyValeriee

1 year

“So we’re done fr?” 😂😂😂

nay🦋.

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1 year

i can’t do breakups, 3 mins later i’m texting back “so u used me”

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

Nobody: Every single lipgloss I own:

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

3 years

Thank you for the amazing feature @SafaricomPLC ✨

Safaricom PLC

@SafaricomPLC

3 years

. @LadyValeriee , owner & founder of the pastry palace, discovered the versatility of pastry and leverages on one-on-one service to grow her business. Discover how she is going beyond the ordinary to create more variety and personalised experiences for her customers. #TwendeTukiuke

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@LadyValeriee

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Americans are so main character that it’s even adorable. How can a client start fighting me cause I don’t have cash app in big Nairobi, Kenya 😂

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

6 years

Instagram saw it first but tuko tu

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

3 years

The power of Twitter is truly amazing. We have sold out everyday of the week and we can barely keep up with our orders. I just want to say a huge thank you to everybody for all the love you’ve shown my small little business this year 💕

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

5 years

Our time on this earth is really coming to an end. Guess I don’t have to go gym tomorrow

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5 years

Oh man - today’s dust storm in Nairobi💨

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@LadyValeriee

4 years

I’m sorry but the premium tears you guys endure every year during burger week is so funny. There’s really no worse time to buy burgers from these restaurants because they will make sure they disappoint you 😂

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

Me explaining to my friends who don’t use twitter that ‘God safe us’ is not a typo

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

Catfish S02E09

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

Some of you haven’t been home since Thursday and it shows 😂

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

6 years

I may look like I’m okay, but deep down inside that little voice in my head keeps saying “all my guys are bollaz” every 3 minutes

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@LadyValeriee

1 year

Me anytime someone tries to explain any card game to me 😂

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

You really have to pause sometimes to thank yourself when a person or a situation that really used to trigger you doesn’t even get a rise out of you like it used to. Small wins ✨

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

The colour of your skin 🥴

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

Whenever you feel yourself about to write someone’s son a paragraph, just open that notes app and give your blood pressure a fighting chance

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

Talking to myself in public. Unmatched 🥰

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@LadyValeriee

2 years

Currently in my “not sure if i can make it but I’ll try to swing by ❤️” era 😂

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@LadyValeriee

6 years

Syncing my next depressive episode with the new season of Bojack Horseman. So swit

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@LadyValeriee

4 years

Whew, this life! The lesson will really repeat itself until you learn from it

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

Wow what a decade of scamming: Diner en blanc Fyre festival Anna Delvey Simon Leviev Jubilee government And then we have a pandemic to deal with? Millenials are truly God’s strongest soldiers .

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

“I’m actually not gonna go back and forth with you” -Me after going back and forth with you for 45 minutes

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

Me 27 minutes later after arguing with waiter at artcaffe about why they didn’t put enough alcohol in my cocktail

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@LadyValeriee

6 years

There actually cannot be anything worse than watching your Instagram story from the previous night and hearing your stupid voice doing “ayyyy”

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

3 years

Getting my valentines shopping done in advance 🥰

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

When he decided to raise the price of cooking oil and fuel. Whew😫🥴

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@Oloni

3 years

When did you realise he hated you??

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@LadyValeriee

4 years

Do you sometimes save contacts as ‘aaaaaa’ to check them on WhatsApp or are you normal?

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

Nah what is this please? 😂😂😂

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@LadyValeriee

2 years

Going through my old photos and I’m screaming and vomiting because I really was the queen of business casual fits on a night out in uni. Which meeting was I always going to? A peplum kween 😭😭

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

I don’t care how tough life gets.. I’m never eating that first and last slice of bread 😩

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@LadyValeriee

11 months

Dr. Godfrey??

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@LadyValeriee

6 years

Wow. Praying for you during this difficult and trying time

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@LadyValeriee

7 years

Never thought I would see the gentrification of matatu culture 😂

Ben Parker

@BenParker140

7 years

Exciting news: New York has innovated itself to Nairobi. Brooklyn, meet the matatu: #KOT

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

Rent was overdue. The landlord was literally holding the eviction notice in the studio

Bbyy On The Island 🌴

@ChiaOnTheIsland

3 years

Rent was due when Nameless and Ogopa DJs made Deadly

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

Never say “could never be me” because it can always be you

Dr. Chinonso Egemba

@aproko_doctor

3 years

What's that one sentence that's true to you?

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Tweeting “rise and grind” and then going back to bed >>>>

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

Please free my people from the shackles of spelling yacht as yatch. Y’all are really going through it 😅

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

13 year old me putting “CEO at self employed” on my Facebook bio

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

@Kalasinga_ Hate to be that guy, but didn’t you get what you ordered? 😂

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@LadyValeriee

5 years

You guys are really tweeting your own personal situations on this #whyisthat hashtag 😂😂😂

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@LadyValeriee

3 years

My baby @pastrypalaceke is 2 years old today 🎊✨

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

5 years

I really want to start rewatching shows like One Tree Hill and The OC but I’m scared that the fashion of that early 2000s era might put me into cardiac arrest

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Valérie Ndegwa

@LadyValeriee

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As if my dad could ever waste his time calling me more than once

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@LadyValeriee