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Lady Kalma

@LadyKalma

3 years

Your sex life is now named after the title of the last video game you played. How bad is it?

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3 years

Reminder to please not make dumb jokes at Green Day today/tomorrow, that song is about the death of Armstrong's father and he'd rather you shut the fuck up Also hey cool he's trans positive

‘Shut the F*** Up When October Begins’- Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong on the trolls who mock his...

Green Day lyricist Billie Joe Armstrong has said he becomes the target of witty tweeters towards the end of each September and threatened to write a song i...

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Lady Kalma

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7 years

HEY WEREWOLF TWITTER *throws a stick REALLY far*

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@sensitivfreight @Cosmic_Wyrm -signed, everyone with allergies, eating disorders, or just general anxiety

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Lady Kalma

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1 year

By using our eyes to see them

TITSUMAKI

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1 year

How do people find these kind of girls hot?

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1 year

Me taking the boys for a walk

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Lady Kalma

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5 years

Why does every videogame use the same "elements" as damage types. Fire, ice, electric, toxic, maybe get exotic with shadow and light and such. Be creative! Give us shame damage type. Demoralisation damage type. Remembering that one thing that happened 20 years ago damage type.

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Lady Kalma

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4 years

@socialistdogmom They were just trying to find out if it was cake

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Lady Kalma

@LadyKalma

6 years

Police-hating trans woman from the middle east finds herself amongst several trans men who hate white whales but love performing covers of Take On Me. That's the story of the ACAB AMAB ARAB AMID AFAB AHAB AHA

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Lady Kalma

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3 years

The feminine urge to shed your skin, replenish your venom sacs, coat your spines with potent neurotoxin and begin the hunt

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Lady Kalma

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3 years

I don't want people to tell me "you're valid" I want them to say "you're an unholy monstrous killing machine of a beast please spare me that I may spread the terror that is your name, all shall tremble before you"

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Lady Kalma

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4 years

@WandlerChillums @em_aytch Why would anyone assume David Lynch to be anything other than a powerful warlock?

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Lady Kalma

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6 years

@CaptainSnoop Let's also not forget that it's such an industry he felt safe claiming he was LGBT positive by mentioning he worked with her. Even after she sued him.

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Lady Kalma

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2 years

@b0tster The funniest was yesterday seeing one talk about the hard work producing "adult artwork" then showed the prompts and it's like "big boobs, huge breasts, really gigantic tits"

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Lady Kalma

@LadyKalma

7 years

LETS MAKE HYBRID SPECIES Bear + Deer = Beer Whippet + Huskey = Whiskey Cicada + Spider = Cider Rat + Possum = Rum Cockatiel + Ringtail = Cocktail Wolf + Rhinocerus = Wineocerus ok that's probably a sign I should stop

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Lady Kalma

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3 years

Can we get an entire webcomic about archaeologists in the year 3000 unearthing shit from our time and refusing to accept it's a butt plug or understand bbq meat claws or stuff

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Lady Kalma

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2 years

@lewiswood15364 @b0tster I never knew PSX Lilith created Tony Hawks Pro Skater, that's fantastic!

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Lady Kalma

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4 years

Bloodborne is the ultimate moth simulator. You spend all your time time frenziedly searching for lamps only to be swatted by something huge.

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Lady Kalma

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5 years

Psst hey Hey you yeah c'mere Don't tell anyone but uhhh you're kinda gorgeous

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Lady Kalma

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4 years

Truly a vape pen indeed

Vap / Katie Emma 🐟

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5 years

More Of Them

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Lady Kalma

@LadyKalma

6 years

A modern take on Robin Hood about a woman who scams horrible techbro investors with ridiculous start-up schemes then gives all the money to struggling people.

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Lady Kalma

@LadyKalma

2 years

Murdered so fucking hard they closed replies

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child NYC

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2 years

Happy Pride Month from everyone at #CursedChild !

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Ancient crumbling artifacts of a fragmented tribal society, worshipped by backwards people barely out of the prehistoric era, to be projected onto the Stonehenge rocks

Stonehenge

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Our spellbinding homage to Her Majesty The #Queen ! 👑 We've projected eight portraits of Queen Elizabeth II onto Stonehenge in celebration of the #PlatinumJubilee .

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5 years

Is there any better song about a serial killer taunting the police over the locations of his victims than Mambo No 5?

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@LadyKalma

2 years

@JoCat105 @ZeirosLion You can even just name it "I choose YOU" c'mon it writes itself

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ME AND WHO

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