Dearest Gentle Readers,
If one finds themselves laughing about baking 6 million cookies, one may have gone "nazi."
The attendees of the recent Diagolon royal tour events may wish to reflect on this, and if it is what they signed up for.
🚨BREAKING: I've obtained leaked audio of the far-right extremist group Diagolon's event in Ottawa.
The things they're telling attendees, from terrible poetry to nati*nalist messaging, is really bad -- and they're bringing this across Canada.
Here are the highlights:
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Our youngest
#dagoftheday
, Mr. Joshua Alexander!
We haven't seen Mr. Alexander at events since he came of age this year. There are many hypotheses as to why.
One possibility is he is concerned about the legal consequences now that he is an adult.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
A special
#dagoftheday
, a Halifax mayoral candidate! This subject of Diagolon prefers to remain humble and not proclaim his membership, an injustice this author shall relieve promptly.
Presenting Mr. Riley Murphy!
Dearest Gentle Readers,
While she herself prefers to not be counted as an official subject of the empire, she is a valued courtier and ally of Diagolon. Our
#dagoftheday
is Lady Caryma Sa'd.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
As Diagolon continues to lose members, let us temporarily turn our gaze to a couple of the simps. Mr. Tom Marazzo and Mr. James Topp of V4F. Neither have denounced Diagolon.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
It would be remiss not to include Lady Caryma Sa'd's partner, as he is so vital to her involvement with Diagolon. Thus, the squire Adam Watson/Lee Stevenson/Chase, whatever his name might be, is our
#dagoftheday
🧵 Because Save Canada spokesperson Chris Dacey flew Diagolon's Ol' Slashy at Parliament yesterday, here are 9 things Diagolon leader Jeremy Mackenzie has publicly promoted or posted in just the last month that could reasonably be considered the actions of a white power activist:
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Our
#dagoftheday
is one who might prefer to stay out of the spotlight. His wife is more frequently the outspoken one of the relationship. It is Mr. Robin McKee, lead pastor of the Vanier Biker Church.
For your viewing pleasure, and for the members of Diagolon who struggle with reading, a creative abbreviated version of events has been made into a short film. Unfortunately, you will still have to read.
For the readers, a written summary will be posted later on.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Our
#dagoftheday
, while not anonymous, prefers to only quietly support Diagolon. Hailing originally from Newfoundland, but now based in the Halifax area, it's Mr. Evan McFatridge!
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Our
#dagoftheday
is Mr. Jonathan Villeneuve. He is best known as Mr. Chris Dacey's squire. However, he is his own person and deserves his own post.
Members of the empire share Lady Sa'd's content within Diagolon, and Mr. Jeremy Mackenzie has personally thanked her.
If Lady Sa'd is not a member, she is a trusted courtier and great ally to the empire of Diagolon.
Dearest Gentle Reader,
Members of Diagolon attended Carp for the season's inaugural ball. The first in a themed series of the "road rage terror tour." Which I am dismayed to report, was disappointing.
If one peruses his mayoral campaign social media posts, diagolonians do pop up to show their support.
This author did attempt to contact Mr. Riley Murphy for comment, however we have not received a response.
Good Luck Mr. Riley Murphy! Perhaps Diagolon will bring you the win.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
It is the second day of Mr. Jeff Evely's trial. However, he has already been featured. This author wishes to feature the member of Diagolon most like Mr. Evely in his stead. As such, Mr. Alex Cabana is the
#dagoftheday
.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Our
#dagoftheday
is not anonymous, though is perhaps not well known outside the empire.
Mr. Matthew Arsenault is a loyal servant of the royal court of Diagolon, performing the duties of a footman for the tour.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
The kingdom crumbles.
Attrition continues through banishments, infighting, and quiet defection.
Today we are overjoyed to announce a public defection! Rarely are they public, this is a true gift.
Diagolon Studios, Chris Lapointe, publicly walks away.
Mr. Riley Murphy attended the Halifax Ball, and was photographed at it. With the launch of his mayoral campaign, Diagolon announced their support. And fellow Diagolon member Mr. Matt Arsenault makes a brief appearance in one of Mr. Riley Murphy's campaign videos.
This author cannot help but note the empire does not treat Lady Sa'd as they do others who report on their happenings. Perhaps her work amounts to their propaganda?
Lady Sa'd posts at least twice as much about the empire as the journalist Diagolon claims is "obsessed."
He is Lady Caryma Sa'd's romantic and business partner. Acting as her cameraman, to put things charitably.
They have a reputation for unchivalrous behavior at events.
Lying liar Caryma Sa'd claims her creepy stalker boyfriend Lee doesn't put his camera in people's faces despite an abundance of evidence that he does (and that she's lying, yet again). Weird how only her credulous Sa'dist fanclub believes her.
#ProtestMania
A loyal courtier, Lady Caryma Sa'd is welcome at Diagolon events. Attending Carp this year she was observed to have the nicest teeth in the room as she ate her piece of pizza. Her squire filmed at the Jarvis Ball, in addition to Carp, joined by her acolyte Mitch.
This author posits, it is more likely the partner of her daughter than a strange man using the residence.
If Mr. Adam Watson is indeed the man behind Lady Sa'd 's camera, there is the risk one might think he has turned her home into a house of ill repute!
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Mr. Alex Cabana, member of Diagolon, was seen meeting with Mr. Blake Richards, Member of Parliament.
Mr. Cabana is recognizable from the tattoo on his right hand.
The information shared by
@sp411star
is compelling. The man in the photos can be recognized as her squire.
One has no objection to associating with ladies of the night, nor turning hotels into bawdy houses. It is exploiting workers that is churlish.
Now, the most salacious rumour abounds.
The residence of the dear widowed Mama of Lady Caryma, has an unrelated man claiming to be there. A Mr. Adam Watson uses the residence in filings as his own. Who might it be?
A man with no regard for a lady's reputation.
He attends many events, however he never does any work. He only disrupts the labour of others, an annoyance, for his own content.
He behaves as a mosquito, most ungentlemanly.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Our
#dagoftheday
shows the pomp of Diagolon. Lady Anastasia Reeve of Toronto had her nails done for the Jarvis Ball, and brought home a miniature idol of the goat Phillip.
Working in the film industry, Lady Anastasia Reeve is familiar with performance.
Dearest Members of Diagolon,
If one does not wish to be mentioned with Diagolon, cease associating with Diagolon.
Message this publication. We will not write of you if you depart the empire and wish to remain publicly unaffiliated.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Mr. Jeremy Mackenzie is not done whingeing.
Of note, he claims statements distancing V4F from him were dishonest, that he was in fact a member of V4F.
If
@Vets4FreeCanada
does not wish to be further associated with Diagolon, perhaps they should answer.
Lady Caryma Sa'ad was initially more cautious of Diagolon, in early 2022. However, she found Diagolon her ally against common enemy and mutual critic, CAHN.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Lady Natasha Bastow nee Hunt, of Mount Pearl NL is our
#dagoftheday
.
Lady Natasha Bastow proudly shows her support for Diagolon. She attended the show in Halifax, which is a mark of her dedication to the empire.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Our
#dagoftheday
has a nom de plume: Johnny Rawton.
When he writes for the Sarnia Journal, he uses an approximation of his name, Jonathan Maillet.
So humble of Mr. Maillet not to take credit for his extensive activities under his assumed name.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
The whingeing of Mr. Jeremy Mackenzie continues. Perhaps he is kindred spirits also with Mr. Chris Dacey?
Whatever treachery Mr. Jeremy accuses of others, the question remains, who is responsible? How did Mr. Jeremy Mackenzie let this happen?
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Lady Ivy Inkpen is our
#dagoftheday
. She attended the Halifax Ball this year. This adoring subject has been attending Diagolon events for over a year.
Did Lady Inkpen enjoy Mr. Mackenzie's latest impressions of Indigenous Canadians?
Like our most recent daily feature, Lady Daxton, Mr. Joshua Alexander was introduced to the society of Diagolon through his parents. Mr. Matthew Alexander is a member of Veterans for Freedom.
@Vets4FreeCanada
notably has not denounced Diagolon.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
There has been much confusion as to what is going on regarding this publication and Diagolon. Part of the blame is on this author, as we do not reveal all. And much of it is on Diagolon, because they are purposely untruthful.
Mr. Chris Dacey's involvement with Diagolon started in 2022. In addition to online support, he attended in Hamilton in 2023, and this year the Carp Ball.
Mr. Chris Dacey spends much of his time amongst other people with nothing better to do, forming a group known as the "Wellington Street Regulars."
What does Mr. Jeremy Mackenzie think of them?
Since then Lady Caryma Sa'd has provided counsel to members of Diagolon, and paints a toothless caricature of the empire, which has the effect of defending Diagolon.
One is unable to find any untruth in CAHN's work concerning the empire. The same cannot be said of Lady Sa'd's.
Many loyal subjects did bring tribute to the royal court of Diagolon on their tour. Including this author. And what did that get this author? Blocked by her Majesty.
A few days ago, Morgan Guptill (who goes by Morgan May, Queen of Diagolon), posted a short video of gifts that she, Jeremy MacKenzie, Derek Harrison & Alex Vriend received during their Road Rage Terror Tour.
It starts with a noose. This should be a bit of a red flag.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
All week this publication's daily feature will be associates of Mr. Chris Dacey. Today's
#dagoftheday
is none other than his fellow Wellington Street Regular, Lady Christine Cameron.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Mr. Wayne Morgan of Nanaimo BC is our
#dagoftheday
.
Mr. Wayne Morgan has been a loyal subject of Diagolon for years. He proudly sports the merchandise, mustering all his might to take a portrait wearing it.
Before 2022 Mr. Chris Dacey sought fame as an adult entertainer on xvideos, under the name "Stiff Richard." One does not judge him for that.
His hypocrisy in keeping the profile and videos online right now, one does judge him for that.
His notable associated groups, which one cannot in good faith call friends, Vanier Biker Church, Diagolon, Save Canada, Veterans for Freedom Canada, and the Wellington Street Regulars.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
For the ladies, our
#dagoftheday
just purchased his ticket this very day, and he is single!
Introducing Mr. Darren Landry, veteran and freedom convoy supporter! Though he'll have to improve his Diagolon salute if he hopes to attract a partner.
@Vets4FreeCanada
Mr. Joshua Alexander did attend the fundraiser for Mr. Jeremy Mackenzie last year in Hamilton. He did not attend Carp this summer.
However he does engage and share Diagolon content on x.
Mr. Chris Dacey involved himself for affirmation and friends. He has gained acquaintances and attention. However, no true friends and he suffers the consequences of his involvement. Though one must consider the possibility that this is the best he can achieve.
A bleak outlook.
Mr. Chris Dacey first became acquainted with the Vanier Biker Church at the tail end of winter 2022. By that autumn he was baptized. The day following his baptism he joined Josh Alexander of Save Canada in a transphobic rally in Renfrew. He is now a regular at the church.
Through the Biker Church and Save Canada, Lady Daxton has spent much time with Mr. Dacey. A baffling decision on the part of her parents. Fortunately for suitors, most will shine compared to the unchivalrous Mr. Dacey.
A Most Tawdry Recital
As the kingdom of Diagolon continues to crumble, Mr. MacKenzie airs his emotions in an untoward fashion. He shared 5 voice messages with the empire.
Should one ever feel the urge to utter something akin to "I never needed you," one ought to refrain.
Veterans for freedom Canada members appear uncomfortable but polite with him, only Jeff Evely and Mike Rude openly collaborate with him. Mr. Chris Dacey frequently speaks of veterans, despite not being one, only a history as an air cadet.
One is embarrassed for him.
It is possible his behaviour is not his fault. Pathetic at best is possibly his best work. One does remember how his incompetence got his dog killed, and no one believes he desired that.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Staying on the theme the week, Diagolon members seeking or in some kind of active club, the
#dagoftheday
is Mr. Luc Langevin of Oshawa.
He has continued to intertwine with Save Canada to a remarkable degree, causing some eyebrows to raise about his marked preference to be around young people. Speaking of Save Canada, it appears defunct.
A dad saved his daughter from the predatory behaviour of the Save Canada group as Chris Dacey starts spouting anti-Trans nonsense as a reason for why a 16 year old girl should be hanging around him.
#ottawa
#chrisdacey
#daceymedia
#savecanada
Dearest Gentle Readers,
The empire drifts rudderless, Mr. Mackenzie is still absent, and Mr. Vriend treads ever nearer to criminal charges.
This author is no legal scholar, one is merely interested in the future of the empire should Mr. Vriend also take a leave of absence.
Dearest Gentle Readers
Lady Candace Gonyea - Loyst is the
#dagoftheday
. A loyal member of Diagolon, with many connections in the empire, Lady Loyst is a social butterfly.
As Mr. Chris Dacey reflects on his recent life decisions, readers might reflect on if this is the behaviour of the man you would trust around women or children.
Video from the evening after his friend assaulted the woman in the video. Which Mr. Dacey says he slept through.
Diagolon pantomimes a physical fitness practice. Most of the guests are not close to approximating said standards.... 🫠
Do they possess a degree of self loathing to affiliate with Diagolon?
Can Mr. Villeneuve perform the singular pushup Mr. Mackenzie referenced at Carp?
Dearest Gentle Readers,
In lieu of
#dagoftheday
we shall peruse last year's Hamilton Fundraiser guests. Who will attend tomorrow?
Daryll Inkster
Mike Rude
Chris Dacey
Joshua Alexander
Johnathan Villeneuve
Joshua Biggar
Greg Wycliffe
Rob Primo
Alex Cabana
Sami Mandilawi
Dearest Gentle Readers,
It is only just for our
#dagoftheday
to be a "Hamilton" guest 2 years in a row.
Mr. Robert Primerano joined the cause for a sense of community, and to be part of something bigger than himself. He might have joined a charity, however he chose
#Diagolon
.
Dearest Mr. Jeremy Mackenzie,
One applauds your improvements in incompetent villain monologue, it sounds exactly as though you are trying to soothe yourself.
This author has commissioned a portrait to honour your monologue skills.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
The Second Sons, Diagolon's latest venture, which was supposed to be "secret," has it's constitution published. How embarrassing.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
From the Ottawa Valley, Mr. Steve Robitaille is the
#dagoftheday
. Mr. Robitaille displays himself and his allegiance to Diagolon with such gusto, it crosses the line into immodesty.
He attended the Carp event as his granddaughter was born.
Like Mr. Jeff Evely, Mr. Alex Cabana was involved in what has been described as "bullshit" surrounding the national war memorial.
Other veterans look dimly on the attempted appropriation of the cenotaph. Consequently Mr. Cabana is disinvited from the Royal Engineer Dinner.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Apologies for the late hour. As recompense, 2 for 1.
Mr. Adam Barkhouse and his love Lady Jodie Logie are the
#dagoftheday
. Both are proud members of the "freedom" movement and Diagolon.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Another former member of the empire of Diagolon speaks out. And the empire does not have access to its website.
This is all the empire's own doing, for treating people terribly and for not keeping a record of the password.
#thekingdomcrumbles
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Lady Janice Strasbourg of Durham is our
#dagoftheday
. This grandmother is deep-rooted in the larger movement, and dipped her toes into the empire of Diagolon at the Jarvis Ball. Which she enjoyed.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
There has been an exodus from Diagolon, and one has been occupied processing requests for deletion or to not be featured, which one obliges.
To satisfy the ravenous readers, a
#dagoftheday
to sink your teeth into.
Mr. Luke Halstead. Maroon shirt.
Despite not living in Ottawa, Mr. Joshua Alexander has attended events frequently in Ottawa.
He has been part of several productions. And is well connected in the "freedom" network, particularly to the Vanier Biker Church.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Following in Mr. Shawn Beauvais MacDonald's footsteps in more ways than one, it is Mr. Raphaël Dinucci St-Hilaire for our
#dagoftheday
. He greeted the royal court of Diagolon in Montreal, and currently resides in the online empire.
Mr. McFatridge and his fellow Diagolonians seem slightly concerned about the information leaks.
Has Mr. Mackenzie not been honest about how extensively the empire is compromised?
If one is a member of Diagolon, pose one's self the question, is this what you signed up for?
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Mr. Jeremy Mackenzie appears upset. This author suspected he would spill when he cryptically posted about knowing betrayal. The practice derives from Facebook, and is known as "vaguebooking."
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Part 2, Second Sons Canada
This latest Diagolon project is financially promising. An explicitly nationalist venture with an active component.
One has previously featured the published physical standards for SSC.
Alas, then Mr. James Topp released a statement distancing himself slightly from Mr. MacKenzie, specifically Mr. Mackenzie's statements.
As it stands, Mr. James Topp's image is being sold at Diagolon events, financially benefitting Diagolon.
James Topp, who has been marching across Canada to protest vaccine mandates, has released a statement distancing himself from Jeremy Mackenzie.
Topp had previously expressed admiration for Mackenzie’s podcast, and the two marched together in Nova Scotia.
Why, one may ask, is Lady Daxton McKee a diamond of the first water?
She possesses all the qualities a young Diagolonian might desire in a wife.
And there is the dearth of single ladies in the ton. Beggars cannot be choosers.
This sounds very much like the "high school bullshit" Mr. MacKenzie accuses of others. Also, if this is what Mr. MacKenzie recalls of high school, he may have a long habit of burning bridges
Dearest Gentle Readers,
This week was to centre on particular Ottawa locals. That was before Diagolon aired some dirty laundry. Alas, today's
#dagoftheday
is Mr. James Bullock.
@Vets4FreeCanada
Mr. Joshua Alexander was the central member of Save Canada, which one might read more about in the linked thread.
It is unclear if he is no longer involved since he is less marketable as an adult, or because the entire venture is now defunct.
Josh Alexander is went on Patriot Propaganda yesterday. Several Holocaust deniers and white nationalist have been on the show for friendly interviews with host Alex Cabana (who Save Canada has marched with before). They're also big on using super racist dogwhistles. 🧵
For prospective suitors, Lady Daxton McKee bears an impressive pedigree. The daughter of the Vanier Biker church pastor and his wife, fellow Diagolonians Rob and Melissa McKee.
Do not allow the overbearing mama to scare you off, gentlemen!
@Vets4FreeCanada
Now, dear readers, who might need a web developer, in Nova Scotia, and be described by Mr. Marazzo as a "real Canadian Patriot?"
One recalls Diagolon's web developer recently defected...
Could it be that Mr. Tom Marazzo is now officially a Diagolonian?
@Vets4FreeCanada
Mr. Mackenzie sang a lament about Mr. Andrew MacGillivray.
One can hear Mr. MacKenzie's voice breaking during his song, and cannot help but think of the tears he must have shed. It's ok to cry Mr. MacKenzie, but this public airing of laundry is unbecoming.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Mr. Tony Richer of the Ottawa area is the
#dagoftheday
. His chosen pseudonym of "Dane Bramage" is a reminder that toxoplasmosis is occassionally symptomatic.
However, one would be remiss to not notice most of the founders on the "who we are page" were adults. And one of them, was none other than Diagolon's Queen Morgan. Save Canada's website linked directly to Mr. Alex Vriend's telegram channel for well over a year.
Dearest Gentle Reader,
This author will post pictures of society members with names.
Starting with the court, giving Mr. Mackenzie time to weigh his options.
Mr. Jeremy Mackenzie, who I'm told is not the emperor, but rather the pimple of Pictou. Cardboard larger than life.
James Topp spoke with David Freiheit (aka Viva Frei) this weekend to discuss his ties to Jeremy Mackenzie.
According to Topp, Mackenzie's only crime is "having a sense of humour".
Well we'll see about that.
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Dearest Gentle Readers,
A small fundraising event for Mr. Pat King's legal defense has held Friday evening, around 100 guests and 2 Portapotties. It did not rival the quality of any Diagolon events, nor was it a Diagolon sanctioned event, however there is overlap in guests.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
The Hamilton Ball was last night. The royal court claims nearly 500 guests, however the hall can only hold 405. We shall be generous and settle on 405.
While it was underway, Mr. Alex Vriend's cousin denounced him on Facebook.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Our dag of the day is another V4F member, Mr. Brian Fraser of Nova Scotia. It is unclear what Mr. Fraser's level of support towards
@Vets4FreeCanada
is currently, he was once involved enough to have the motorcycle vest.
Dearest Gentle Readers,
This is quite the salvo of allegations towards the royal court of Diagolon.
It has long been suspected that Mr. Jeremy Mackenzie was involved in some sort of deal to sell out his followers. But now there are accusations about others in the court.
@Vets4FreeCanada
Both attended the Hamilton event last year for Mr. Jeremy Mackenzie. Mr. Cabana lives in the Ottawa area and attends many Ottawa events, especially in the immediate aftermath of the convoy. Most recently with Mr. Alex Vriend and Mr. Justin Dufaure.