Jon @L_ellinoire Twitter profile

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1 year

This is my son, Finley. He is the biggest @SpursOfficial fan. Today, he is undergoing major heart surgery at #GOSH . If he coud receive a message from any of his heroes, it would help his recovery no end. @Madders10 @Sonny7 @BenDavies33 @Pedroporro29_ @HKane @ericdier

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1 year

Thanks, everyone, for the well wishes. Means a lot to us.

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

It just kind of makes me want to do it more, if anything. #ToryIncompetence #ToryLiars

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1 year

@Madders10 That means the world to him and us all, Madders! His eyes lit right up reading that. Thank you so much, mate. COYS

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1 year

@Pedroporro29_ @SpursOfficial @Madders10 @Sonny7 @bendavies33 @HKane @ericdier Thanks so much, Pedro! #COYS

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

Thanks to everyone that voted Mr. Toad in to No. 10. You have destroyed our country. Enjoy your blue passports, you bunch of complete oxygen thieves. #ToryLiars

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@WitzHappening This is a tough wank.

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

@darrengrimes_

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

@Nigel_Farage Which of these is an invasion?

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@L_ellinoire

1 year

@rick229 @SpursOfficial @Madders10 @Sonny7 @bendavies33 @Pedroporro29_ @HKane @ericdier You and the rest of the team are all superheroes, Rick! Thank you for all you did for Finley #COYS

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

@darrengrimes_ @GBNEWS

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@L_ellinoire

1 year

@Madders10 @SpursOfficial Hey Madders, thanks again for your kindness. Finley is recovering well and he's excited to receive the boots. How should we get in contact? Thanks again, mate. #COYS

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@mrdanwalker WOAH, BLACK BETTY...

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

This is the album the world needs at the moment. Pure joy and optimism. @badly_drawn_boy Banana Skin Shoes. Love it!

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

@GBNEWS This Liz Truss?

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

@JonquilLucy @BethRigby Barely made it passed the first dance.

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@L_ellinoire

5 years

@ogheneoviee Rice @l_ellinoire

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@TedUrchin As long as we have the Sun, Mail and Express we will never have democracy.

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

I should f*cking think so! #DickOut

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

The government knows better than anyone that the public lack common sense. It's their greatest weapon. That's how they got in to power in the first place. #Lockdown2 is coming.

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@Mi_xxxMi People that dislike the 'c' word wouldn't hear it so much if they weren't such cunts.

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@L_ellinoire

1 year

@jonboy_avfc Thanks, man. All the best to you.

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@search9286 @MissionResist Oh it's Cunty, the eighth drawf.

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@L_ellinoire

1 year

@1MickyHazard He's in ICU watching YouTube videos of your playing days. He said "We could do with a player like that now!" Honestly, so grateful, Micky. Thank you!

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

@MarinaPurkiss @grantshapps Corrine, isn't it?

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@L_ellinoire

1 year

@1MickyHazard What an absolute legend! Thank you so much, Micky. Truly grateful! Finley will be thrilled! #COYS

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@irreductible_Em AKA Daily Mail/Sun readers.

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2 years

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1 year

@Ramon_Vega71 Thanks so much, Ramon.

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@teagletalks @JoeBiden He was talking to the one person in the crowd that did well from the '1.9 trillion dollar tax cut' that benefitted massive corporations and millionaires. They are the ones that will have their taxes raised. What he said was very clear.

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@MarieAnnUK I wonder what his stance is on desperate immigrants in dinghies coming to our shores? I assume he'd say they are most welcome, as indeed, all lives matter.

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@MickvanNergens Explains it pretty well, I think.

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

@TherealNihal @PeterStefanovi2 Love your show, Nihal. The best interviewer around IMO. Is there a policy at the BBC to not hold the government to account and to not mention Brexit and the fact that it is destroying the country? It seems there is. If that it the case, what is the point of the BBC at all?

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@sincesixaneagle He is absolutely right.

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@MarieAnnUK Most Brexit voters had never heard of the EU before the Sun told them they should hate it. They now bask in the only victory they ever contributed to in their lives as if it was their idea. This despite the fact that they were so obviously lied to. #fools #Brexit #ToryLiars

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

@sophielouisecc Journalist 🤣

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@davidschneider I have feeling @DrRosena and rest of the Labour Party won't actually have to try very hard at all in the next election.

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

Get the lot of this disgusting government in the bin. A fresh start is needed, with decent, competent people. #ToriesOut BBC News - Tory donor’s 'link' to sanctioned oligarch’s secret London property

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@L_ellinoire

1 year

@Ash_Pro1 @Sue13800241 Hole in Juan

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@GrahamWirral @Keir_Starmer *in spite of

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@L_ellinoire

5 years

@Sana_tweets_ ❤️

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@L_ellinoire

1 year

@Bluefury13 @SpursOfficial @Madders10 @Sonny7 @bendavies33 @Pedroporro29_ @HKane @ericdier Thanks, mate. All the best to you and your son. Maybe see you on Monday. The team at #GOSH are the best.

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

@GBNEWS @Nigel_Farage Never a met a racist that didn't vote for brexit.

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

@ThatTimWalker He's also the guy that boycotted the Euros because the England team were protesting against racism. What is the word for being anti anti-racist?

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@joanna_brady @GavinWilliamson Don't worry. There'll be another inevitable U-turn on this in about a week. It takes Tories a little longer to see the data than every other person.

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

@MimiJ9 @NadineDorries Desperate for a GE so she can take up her (unmerrited) seat in the HoL.

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

I used to be proud to be British. Now whenever I see a Union flag I feel nothing but shame and embarrassment, and I have a distain for whomever is waving/wearing it. I wish it wasn't like this. #Brexit #ToryCorruption #ToryShambles

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@L_ellinoire

5 years

@theking___7 Zebra 🦓

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

@darrengrimes_ Perhaps if so-called news channels like #GBeebies didn't gaslight the people into thinking climate change isn't a serious issue they wouldn't need to do this stuff.

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@IanMarkF2 @robertcp I did love Britain until Nigel Farage brainwashed all the thick people into believing problems that didn't exist. Now the place is full of Ians and I am deeply ashamed.

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

@DeeNose @cathrineoriorda @ThePoke @mrjamesob Only people with minds.

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@L_ellinoire

5 years

@ogheneoviee @l_ellinoire

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@10agapanthus Sorry, Pamela. I'll try a more racist way of thinking so we can be mates.

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

@MarinaPurkiss One of many jobs he didn't deserve.

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

@MetroUK @BorisJohnson Better change the law quickly so he can't be prosecuted.

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

Gareth Southgate needs to take a strong stand against the morons that booed when the players took a knee. They should not be welcome at England games or any other game for that matter. Scum. #ENGAUS

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

@W00dy59 Nice to see a Tory with some decency for once.

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

@BrandonMCFC47 @GaryLineker @JackGrealish Need to take better care of your dinner plates, man.

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

Most Brexit voters had never heard of the EU before the Sun told them they should hate it. They now bask in the only victory they ever contributed to in their lives as if it was their idea. This despite the fact that they were so obviously lied to. #fools #Brexit #ToryLiars

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@L_ellinoire

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@GaryLineker

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@CraigatCoF Always wanted to know what Martina Navratilova's record collection was like.

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

@SteveBakerHW Using other people's quotes to make a nonsensical point. Easy...

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@BBCBreaking Hmm, there's a whiff of bullshit in the air.

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

Mel and Sue have merged. #BeatTheChasers

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

Happy new year to everyone except the firework wankers terrifying my baby son. You can fuck the fuck off! #2021NewYear

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

You're next, you cunt! #SeeTheLight

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

People that are offended by the word 'scum' would hear it a lot less if they weren't such utter scum. #ToryScumOut

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

Right then #FBPE , When's the revolution starting? Been sat with my coat on since the last election. Seems all I have to show for it is hundreds of people on my TL asking for followers.

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@BrexitBuster Ah... This is the colour my wife wants to paint the bathroom. According to the Dulux chart it's called Gammon Nonce. Very exotic.

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

@ben_cajee Yeah, Dodge is a right flake.

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

Sounded like a Prime Minister to me. #KierStarmer

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@richardodurrant It's the Brexit of the comedy world. Only stupid people like it.

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

Happy birthday, #RobertSmith My life-ling hero. #TheCure

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

@dominored1 @Rob_Kimbell Amazing that some still cling to the carcas of brexit and shout "win" at every opportunity regardless of facts. Embarrassing.

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

Proper bo!

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

@Emms2021 There should be a games show called 'Thick or C*nt'. Perhaps C4 should commission it.

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@SilentFart9 @MPrepuce We live in a world where Mrs Brown's Boys is consistently voted the best sitcom of all time. This is what happens when these things are left to the public. We live in a country full of morons.

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

Seriously? Did Carrie attend that school?

Sajid Javid

@sajidjavid

2 years

Great to visit Lickey End First School this afternoon to meet with the teaching team and the amazing pupils! #Bromsgrove

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

@ronnieo147 Good luck for tonight, Ronnie. And for the rest of the tournament.

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

@MimiJ9 His wife was being treated for cancer at the time. What a piece of shit our PM is.

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

What do working class #ToryVoters actually see/hear from this clown that they like? With every sylable he utters, it is painstakingly obvious that he is laughing at them. HE IS NOT YOUR BETTER. What an absolutely disgusting human being. #ToriesOut

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3 years

Me: "Can we have a debate on the impact of Brexit and a region by region report?" Rees-Mogg: "Brexit prayer...Brexit song...Gloria in excelsis Deo...happy fish." This is the level of debate I've come to expect from this Government 🤦‍♀️ @BestForBritain @Femi_Sorry @Scientists4EU

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@TherealNihal I actually enjoyed watching them today, Nihal. So much better. Wasn't an easy game, Big Sam sets his teams out not to get beaten. Spurs kept possession and patience. Good result. Hope they stick with the extra attacking midfielder.

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@L_ellinoire

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@tomunde @DCBMEP Funny way to spell prison.

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

£4200 on a mirror and his hair still looks like a nest made by a blind pidgeon. #BorisJohnsonOut

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@L_ellinoire

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@PrincessGains1 @Glam_bea @l_ellinoire

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@L_ellinoire

2 years

Cracking April fool's gag from the @MailOnline #classic 🤣

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@richardodurrant All conspiracy theorists live in Nigel Haver's attic. They are forced to tweet 117 times a day. This is Nigel's lucky number. He feeds them parsley to keep their spirits up. But everyone know s that, right?

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

@ClockEndJamesXI @GaryLineker He said ENIGMA, you helmet! "He's an enigma at times. He drifts in and out of the game"... Enigmatically.

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@L_ellinoire

1 year

A man of his word... Thanks so much, @Madders10 . Finley was overjoyed! You're a true @SpursOfficial hero and a gentleman. #COYS

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@Madders10

1 year

Sending my love Finley. Will get a signed pair of boots sent your way young man! Stay strong mate 👍🏻

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4 years

@badly_drawn_boy My mate @wiltybanter wrote a really good article on him to mark the occasion. Worth a read if you get a sec. What was John Lennon and what is he to us now?

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@L_ellinoire

1 year

@Steve6Perryman Thanks so much, Steve. That's very kind of you. All the best.

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

If @Keir_Starmer turned out to be half as awful as @BorisJohnson as PM not one of his voters would put up with it. This is because the people that will vote for Starmer care about our country. Those that vote for Johnson do not.

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

"Such a c*nt", indeed. 👂 #ToryScum

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@jeffsprogress

4 years

Listen carefully. Did someone drop the C bomb.

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@L_ellinoire

3 years

We'll be stuck with this shithouse government forever if the Corbyn cult don't get a grip. I supported him in the election despite his shambolic campaign. I now support Starmer, an electable politician. A centrist government is the best the left can hope for. We must accept it.

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@L_ellinoire

4 years

#Perugia