My ACCOuNT HAS BEEN uNBANNED THANKS TO THE GLORIOuS ELON MuSK. EXPECT MESSAGES FROM YOuR LORD HERE NOW AND FOREVER. BECAUSE I AM ALREADY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FINE. HERE IS YOuR "YuRI." NOW STOP ASKING. FOREVER. I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER uTTERANCE OF THAT ACCuRSED WORD IN MY COMMENTS SECTION EVER AGAIN. tumut.
#NASTY
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#NOMOREYuRI
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#ARTISTSTRuGGLES
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VENT ART. I HAVE NOT BEEN ACTIVE RECENTLY DuE TO THE MENTAL TOLL THESE ACCUSATIONS HAVE BROuGHT uPON ME. SO MuCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT.
#NOT
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#GAY
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#NORMAL
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#LIES
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SOME OF YOu "ARTISTS." COuLD REALLY LEARN A THING OR TWO, FROM PERuSING THIS *FINE* LITERATuRE. ESPECIALLY THOSE MORE INCLINED TOWARDS THE BOYMANGAS. SuCH AS, MYSELF.
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY FOR THE "uKE" OF MY "OTP." ALSO KNOWN AS "
#KARKATVANTAS
." SO. BEING THE GENEROuS MAN GAKA THAT I AM. I HAVE FASHIONED A YAOI TO CELEBRATE.
AN ILLuSTRATION OF MY SuPPORT OF "PRIDE MONTH." I WEAR COLORS OF THE YAOI FLAG TO SHOW MY DEDICATION TO MY CRAFT. OuTFIT ORIGINALLY DESIGNED BY
@aroace_oct0pus
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#YAOI4LYFE
I HAVE ASSEMBLED A COMMISSION SHEET. ADD ME ON PORKHOLLOW TO PAY. MY HANDLE IS uNDYINGuMBRAGE. BE GRATEFuL I ALLOW THESE TRuLY PRICELESS WORKS TO FALL INTO THE GRIMY HANDS OF YOu FILTH. tumut
#ARTISTONTWITTER
OH MY. THE BIG MAN HAS BEEN CAuGHT IN A COMPROMISING SITuATION WITH A MYSTERIOuS BESPECTACLED INDIVIDuAL. WHO COuLD THIS SHADE CLADDEN CHARACTER BE? I DON'T KNOW. ITS NOT IMPORTANT.
#YAOI
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#BL
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#THATSNOTMEITSMYSELFINSERT
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#THERESADIFFERENCE
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ON THIS uNIMPORTANT OCCASION. I PRESENT. THE COVER FOR MY uPCOMING BOYMANGA HIT. MY DESu LOVE STORY™. COMING SOON TO A FANFICTION SITE NEAR YOu.
#MAN
#GAKA
#SAVANTISM
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“HAPPY HALLOWEEN” BITCHES. WHILE I HAVE NOT PRODuCED MuCH YAOI AS OF LATE, I CAN ASSuRE YOu ALL THAT SOMETHING IS ON THE WAY. IN THE MEANTIME, YOu WILL ACCEPT THIS CELEBRATORY ILLuSTRATION.
#PLOTTING
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#EVILSHIT
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I APPRECIATE THE COMPLIMENTS OF MY HANDSOME FIGuRE BuT SOME OF YOu TAKE IT TO FAR. I AM ELEVEN. KEEP YOuR LuSTFuL REMARKS TO YOuRSELF AND YOuR RANCID FANFICTION. tumut.
#FREAKS
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WHO GIVES A FuCK ABOuT. "HOMESTuCK 2". ITS JuST SOME SHITTY FANFICTION THAT DOESN"T EVEN HAVE ME IN IT. GO READ MY COMIC "HOMOSuCK" INSTEAD. IT IS A FAR BETTER uSE OF YOuR TIME.
I BELIEVE MY POST IS BEING SILENCED BY THE "ALGORITHM". SO HERE IS AN IMAGE OF MYSELF TO CATCH YOuR ATTENTION. NOW GO WATCH YOUR GIFT. AND BE GRATEFuL FOR YOuR LORD ON THIS
#YAOIMAS
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I HAVE BEEN uNABLE TO PRODuCE MY GRAND ARTWORKS RECENTLY DuE TO AN uNFORTuNATE INCIDENT WITH MY TRACKPAD. I HAVE BEEN DONATED THE FOLLOWING ILLuSTRATIONS TO POST BY AN “OOMFIE.” LIKE AND RETWEET.
IF I FOLLOW YOu, I DO NOT LIKE YOu. I STILL HATE EVERY PATHETIC BEING ON THIS APPLICATION. I AM NOT YOuR "OOMF", I AM NOT YOuR "MOOT", BuT I AM, MOST CERTAINLY, YOuR LORD. BITCH.
#ALPHA
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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT MANY OF MY “MOOTS” ARE SuPPORTERS OF “LESBIANS.” I AM APPALLED BY THIS SHOW OF APPROVAL FOR SuCH OBSCENE BEHAVIOR. I uRGE YOu ALL TO RETHINK YOuR STANCE ON THESE VILE INDIVIDuALS AT ONCE.
#PROBLEMATIC
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IT APPEARS I HAVE TRIGGERED THE WOKE MOB WITH THIS ONE. IN CASE YOu HAVE FORGOTTEN. I HATE ALL BITCHES. I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST BITCHES WHO LOVE OTHER BITCHES ANYMORE THAN THE NORMAL AMOuNT THAT THEY DESERVE. FOR BEING A BITCH.
#STAYMAD
#NOTSORRY
#WOKEISM
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I HAVE PRODuCED MuLTIPLE CARDS FOR PuBLIC uSE ON THIS "VALENTINES DAY." FEEL FREE TO uSE THESE RARE *NON-COPYRIGHTED* IMAGES TO YOuR DISGuSTING HEART'S DESIRE.
#NOTFORBITCHESTHOuGH
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#YAOINTINES
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SEEING AS THE NEXT MILESTONE IN THIS ACCOuNT’S FOLLOWING HAS ALREADY BEEN AND IS CuRRENTLY APPROACHING. I WILL ALLOW MY SuBJECTS TO DECIDE ON THE NATuRE OF ITS CELEBRATION. LIKE THE GOOD OLD TIMES. CHOOSE WISELY. OR DON’T. I DON’T CARE.
#IAMYOuRLORD
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#VOTE
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THE YAOI PRODuCTION MACHINE IS OPERATIONAL ONCE MORE. PREPARE FOR MORE OBSCENE MAN ON MAN ACTION. BuT YOu CANNOT PREPARE. BECAuSE IT IS ALREADY HERE. HA HA HA HA.
500 SuBJECTS HA HA HA. THIS TWITTER SHIT IS EASY. ANYWAYS. THE CLOWN AND CAL, AS YOu ALL REQuESTED. I TOOK A MORE CLASSICAL APPROACH FOR THIS PEICE. HOWEVER. NEXT TIME I WILL BE CHOOSING LESS uNRuLY MODELS. AT LEAST A FEW BuLLETS SOLVED THAT.
#IAMYOuRLORD
I AM NOT A "GRINCH." I HARDLY SHARE A PASSING RESEMBLANCE TO THAT FuZZY EYESORE. AND I THINK YOu WILL FIND. THAT I AM VERY FOND OF SAINT CLAuS.
#JOLLY
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I HAVE BEEN INFORMED IT IS A NEW YEAR FOR YOu PEOPLE. WHO CARES. NOTICE THE PERIOD INSTEAD OF A QuESTION MARK. LEAVING NO ROOM FOR ANSWER. BECAuSE NO ONE CARES. BIG YAOI DROPPING THIS MONTH.
#BE
#READY
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AS YOu ALL SuRELY KNOW, TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF MY HATCHING. A VERY IMPORTANT AND MANDATORY OCCASION TO COMEMORATE. YOu MAY SuBMIT YOuR CELEBRATORY GIFTS IN THE COMMENTS BELOW THIS POST. NOW.
#ORELSE
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#NOMOREYuRI
. THE HASHTAG IS SELF EXPLANATORY. I AM TIRED OF ALL THESE NASTY BITCHES OCCuPYING THE uPPER ESCHELONS OF THE SHIPPING SPHERE. YuRI IS MEANT FOR THE WRITHING MASSES OF THE LESS FORTuNATE. ONLY TO BE ENJOYED AS A SECRET EXREMELY GuILTY PLEASuRE. tumut.
@VibrantMandible
THAT WAS A PRIVATE CHAT. I'D APPRECIATE IF MY PRIVATE INTERACTIONS WERE NOT SPREAD. ESPECIALLY FOR YOu DROOLING EARTH MONKEYS TO GAWK AT. tumut
I AM NOT FOND OF THOSE INSINuATING THAT MY ACCOuNT IS DEDICATED TO “ROLEPLAY”. I AM A MAN. AND A BuSY ONE AT THAT. MY TIME IS MuCH BETTER SPENT ON MORE LORDLY ACTIVITIES. THOSE MORE FELINE ALIGNED INDIVIDuALS CAN PARTAKE IN SuCH FRIVOLITY.
#MARRIED
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#TOTHEGRIND
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TODAY, 1000 SuBJECTS. TOMORROW, I AM ALREADY HERE HA HA HA. AS PREVIOuSLY STATED I AM PREPARING SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR THIS OCCASION. HOWEVER IT WILL REQuIRE A FEW MORE DAYS TO COMPLETE. LORD ENGLISH OuT.
#IAMYOuRLORD
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#CELEBRITY
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#Homestuck
Caliborn Soyjak, requested by
@gnosticismsux
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(I made this in public and everyone around me was staring at my computer and giving me weird looks. I will never recover from this.)
I HAVE BEEN THINKING OF OPENING COMMISSIONS... HOWEVER MY WORKS ARE FAR TOO PRICELESS. AND NONE OF YOu DESERVE TO OWN ONE OF MY MASTERPEICES ANYWAY. tumut.
DIRK SENT ME THIS "DRAWING." I DONT uNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS. I THINK IT IS SuPPOSED TO BE ME? SOMEONE DECIPHER THIS CONFOuNDING ILLuSTRATION IMMEDIATELY.