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LONNIMI

@LONNIMIII

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Non conformist/ Supply Chain Analyst / Aspiring Rich Auntie..

Nigeria
Joined June 2019
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@LONNIMIII
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11 months
@folakemiyusuf_ Individuals who struggle with engaging in challenging and tough conversations tend to avoid direct communication. Instead of addressing issues, they may deflect or evade discussion, becoming defensive and possibly resorting to gaslighting.
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@LONNIMIII
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3 years
@anitaihekweme He has a pretty good taste. Those biscuits are fire
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@LONNIMIII
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4 years
@Iredeadunni What happened to seeking for God's guidance over his home? I think both of them should speak to their pastor or any Godly figure in their life You shouldn't divorce your wife because of ordinary cheating 😁
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4 months
@artless_space Him: Are you gonna have a great day today? Me: Whimpering and moaning, a tear slipping from the corner of my eye. I gasped, "Yes, oh yes," as he increased the pace of his thrusts, his right hand gripping my neck firmly.
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@LONNIMIII
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4 years
Its my birthday on the 13th of December. If it’s not too crazy, I’d like to ask for the following things as gifts from anyone who might be interested in showing me some love. I have never had a cake or celebrated my birthday before so please do not air me😩
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@becca_mts @mao_0k She defied the norms, yet found herself rewarded with the most precious gift—marriage. How can it be that she, unbound by the expectation placed upon her, is now blessed with the institution of marriage? Why??? does she deserve such happiness? Wails in Ekun egbere
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2 years
@biglxmy I mean why do i have to buy tea & milk when i can just go for Cadbury 3in1 chocolate 😣
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@LONNIMIII
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3 years
I hate it here but I did something efficacious with my life yesterday. A poor guy got bullied & verbally abused for having nail polish on while queuing to fill a form yesterday. I came correct for the fool, ridicule & also mouthwash his toxic homophobic ass...
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2 years
@NoodlesTori Any deed, action or gesture that would never be directed to a men or if dared would cause provocation is counted/categorized as a threat on my own part.
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2 years
@DrAbioye Nigerians will marry their nemesis solely for the purpose of procreation🤡🤭
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2 years
@venusianfem Occasionally i do have the misfortune of being in the company of my church married women & i can confirm that a whole lot of them are getting raped by their husbands. All of their talks are forever laced with "For a marriage to work,the hardwork falls on the godly woman".
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4 years
Consensual sexual affairs with teenagers?? It's RAPE(statutory rape) which is nonforcible sexual activity in which one of the individuals is below the age of consent. Let's call a spade a fucking spade my dear. Timi Adigun is a Rapist.
@yourstrulyOmon
Edochick
4 years
A popular teenage/youth ministry (MINE ministry) known for their “Sexual Purity/World Virginity Day”, I found out that the pastor has been having consensual sexual affairs with teenagers and ladies in the church. Different girls, not just one o! Wahala!
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@LONNIMIII
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3 years
Its few days to my birthday and I feel like putting my Wishlist out here. Kindly retweet 🤗
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@LONNIMIII
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7 months
@stevie_mat I ask direct questions for clarity because I as a person do not understand indirect cues. I trust people's words until their actions indicate otherwise, and then I adjust accordingly.
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2 years
@a__vanita I have always known i would do wuruwuru to the answer wedding. Introduction/Traditional all at once in our parlour then a civil wedding that no one will hear of but i have to get a mad ass expensive wedding ring though 🤷🏽‍♀️
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2 years
@jud1th_c Yes & their mistery is always look for company. Always my dia "when will you marry" someone to death
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2 years
@aziliThisBee Why do i need to create someone in my own image? Am i Jesus?🤔
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@LONNIMIII
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2 years
My church and Homophobia 🤝 Also plenty queer brothers praying away their gayness & lots of desperate single aunties 😁😂
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3 years
I fried eggs with my mom's annoiting oil,I chop am and didn't catch fire 🤔😁 Ogbanje coven 1- 0 momma
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2 years
@nma_xx He wants to loose a good woman because of ordinary cheating. From the video its obvious he is an uncouth & stubborn man, A good man would never shout at his wife like that no matter what the case maybe.
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4 years
Happy Birthday to me🎉🎉
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2 months
@___andrella__ One of the major reason for my japa dream is so that I can give myself a chance at dating and settling down
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4 years
"If I were your aunt I would have gotten a man to forcefully sleep with you" Someone said this to a masculine presenting woman this morning. Nigerians are cursed...
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4 years
@MbuyiseniNdlozi May the strongest immune system win🤷
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@LONNIMIII
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7 months
@vegannabananna Oh look!!! Isn't that the cutie who was ignoring her folks and y'all thought she was deaf??
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11 months
@ozzyetomi Heard someone discussion with his friends yesterday. He patronizes sex workers and make them clean & do chores before leaving his apartment so he doesn't have to pay a cleaner.
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LONNIMI
3 years
A data entry clerk(Freelance) & I am trying to Transit to Human Resourses. I am proficient in using MS word,Advanced experience with using Excel formulas, Functions and Pivot tables, Advanced experience with Word mail merge functionality, intermediate experience with MS Access.
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2 years
@its_daqueen You would never be decent enough. It doesn't matter if you are a prude, fully clothed or not or just had your first kiss on your 27th birthday. Women will never be safe.
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3 years
My DM is open and I am available for any Procurement, supply chain/logistics role. Please kindly Retweet because my employer might just be on your timeline. oluwaloni.oc @gmail .com
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2 years
@Aunty_Les Major reason why i don't really contemplate dating. I have never met a Nigerian who doesn't want a child. I could even decide to have one in the nearest future but it doesn't have to be mine biologically
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2 years
@TheOluwabukunmi My last period had me sleeping on cold tiles because i was overheating. I was literally burning from the inside & was limping too because my right leg decided to stop working. Oh my emotions were all over the place & i was crying all through.
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1 year
@The_x_Dami They're always mad whenever you tell them how do not want to be a strong supermom like them😑 Auntie you told me last week that your husband sleeps with you even when you don't want it... Please i don't want to be like you
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@Playm8z ❤️❤️ They are pissed because "how dare you not be catering to the likes of them & cooking by 4am while being heavily pregnant "
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4 years
Religion is about controlling people, it uses the stick & carrot approach,the stick in this case is the prohibition of certain sexual practices with the claim that you are always under surveillance by an all knowing & all seeing being who will torture you for an eternity after
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LONNIMI
4 years
Not dating/having sex throughout Uni.
@PeterROCK_
Peterrock 🌖: Web & UX/UI designer
4 years
What feels like shame, but people shouldn't be ashamed of?
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@fataanbani Bought a hair growth oil last year for roughly 3k...Got there yesterday, and voila #8100 I've been rocking my dry scalp and will continue till further notice
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@ayg0n Read eroticas rather than watching porn always... Explore your fantasies all by yourself If you have a pain kink/masochism. If you'd like your nipples to be clipped, fantasize about been spank & tied up?? Do it to yourself. Learn to spice up your wank sessions
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11 months
@Jugglecase I know what you are An "oloriburuku"
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2 years
@makispoke Its "God when" and not "God whatever"
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4 years
@viccetti @ImranSZN My name is Oluwaloni I am an agnostic atheist, come and beat me in my house 😁
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LONNIMI
4 years
Stop hitting on and outing yourself to straight men. They will keep you around for the financial benefits and once that stops then the blackmails begins. What is so attractive about a specie whose toxic masculinity won't let them practice basic hygiene🤷
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2 years
@Immortal_Teddy The husbands & the wives are all mad
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11 months
@folakemiyusuf_ In such instances, they might get highly aggressive and falsely claim that bringing up concerns is an attempt to disrupt the positive aspects of the relationship.
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2 years
@UjuAnya I can relate to this! Dad was still in the civil service, my elder sister was collecting double tuition fee,house rents & regular foodstuffs. Turned out she was just robbing my folks & wasn't a student of the school.
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2 years
@Jollz Been able to feel at all... For someone who has been absolutely detached & flatline most of my life. the ability to feel "something" even deep pain is far better than feeling nothing
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2 years
@iamrenike I don't like both both of them. I just want a little civil wedding with ring exchange and then have a big ass cake to myself later in the day. Oh my ring has to be georgous too
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2 years
@biglxmy My dear,its so not funny. When it gets to my turn to do Adulthood, things just started escalating anyhow 😩
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1 year
@SincerelyKweenK I blocked a one day old talking stage today 😩
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4 months
@TheOluwabukunmi Wunmi tutu lopolopo so uncle had to divert attention her🤭
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@thenamejd Yes,i was 😓
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2 years
@SydDivineTarot Sagittarius is the confused one 🫣
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2 years
@TheChibuogwu @UjuAnya The part that hurts the most was the fact that there was funds then & she is a decade older than am i. I had to crowdfund for tuition fees 2020 on Twitter but someone who had it all wasted & took it for granted.
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3 years
@Boboye_Ak Lautech class 2018 serving their father's land 2021
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1 year
@Osasbabyy It wings never sticks so it's a no no for me. Virony & kotex all the way
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@LONNIMIII
LONNIMI
10 months
It's my birthday 🥳🎉
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10 months
I am struggling with ordering for a slice of cake due to my upbringing, where there was often not enough. It's difficult for me to spend on small pleasure, risking a less-than-happy birthday as I hesitate to indulge in things that bring me joy. It's just a f****kin slice😩
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2 years
@kawtharrrr_ Used to hang in a man's office because his job was too time consuming. Both of us working on our laptops,We get to order in lunch/dinner & i always bring the snacks. Spent quality time together,watch tiktok & movies & still get our tasks done.
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5 years
@ebelee_ Met her when she was bruised,broken,hurted by life. Its been over 2years and I will like to say being in love with me and myself as been wonderful .
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2 years
@Okonkwomira Why are against people leaving unhappy/unhealthy relationships?
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5 years
@KhenDrive My helper might be on your timeline please kindly retweet Thank you
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2 years
@zoraslovechild I haven't tried sex but i know i love kissing. I love me a good make out session 🤤
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5 years
@TheMaryamGiwa @liamjajitoby Depression is real. Currently going through a hard phase,even thought of ending it all few days ago but I'm fine now...
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4 years
@Patrici97761958 Is it midlife crisis or you are just mad?
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@LONNIMIII
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4 years
May his soul rest in bits and pieces.
@TheParadiseNg
The Paradise News
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Ayade’s Aide who raped a 15-year-old girl, damaged her womb dies in a road accident - Read Full Story at:
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4 years
Why are Christians so hypocritical and judgemental??
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10 months
@Mimee_ilo @joy_rukevw9492 Me thinking i was best in alakowe cooking with garlic and ginger😑
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4 years
Had to tell the guy to hug me all over again ☺️
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LONNIMI
4 years
@funwol10 Did he raped you too? Why are you accepting the apology on the women's behalf?? If you plan on quoting or replying my tweet please just type RAPE APOLOGIST in capital letters because that is what you are.
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1 year
@NnukwuMama People are marrying their opposition every week.
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LONNIMI
3 years
Nope,I am not 30+🤦🏻‍♀️ I just don't know how to take pictures...
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@LONNIMIII
LONNIMI
2 years
@yojora People that play too much,the "oh i enjoy catching cruize folks" Stay faraway from me
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@LONNIMIII
LONNIMI
5 years
Ladoke Akintola University has adopted a NO TUITION NO EXAM policy all over again and hundreds of students are being deprived the chance to write exams by the school management that knows and is aware that 85% of students are children of civil servants/workers from Osun state.
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LONNIMI
2 years
Where can i do free Pap smear test or/cervical cancer test in Ibadan? And maybe get the HPV vaccine too Do you know of any medical outreach happening in Ibadan that caters for these??
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LONNIMI
5 years
@MEPrettyBetty That's is because lautech loves to strike My class is class18 but we will be graduating in 2019
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LONNIMI
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@RealOgemdi 2+2=22 Ashiere
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4 years
you die. By prohibiting sexual acts religion exploits one of the most powerful urges in nature and uses it to instill guilt, shame and fear. It's a fascist dictatorship believers impose upon themselves.
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@LONNIMIII
LONNIMI
5 years
@Q_UEEEN_ @KhenDrive My helper might be on your timeline please kindly retweet Thank you
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4 years
@toluokoro I guess you'd be thrilled if a white person wants you dead because of your skin colour
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2 years
@Munachimsoooo Same thing with waking up one day & saying "o gba jesu"- wanting to be a pastor. My dia that's a ground for divorce 😏
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LONNIMI
4 years
My birthday cake💃💃💃 Thank you Anon...
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LONNIMI
4 years
Why will you treat a customer shabbily just because of their hearing impairment? I really hate how the society stigmatize & treats people living disability. Disability stigma can play out in a lot ways such as social avoidance, stereotyping,discrimination, condescension.
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@SagittariusTerm My limited display of emotions serves as a shield & barrier. And while it may provide a sense of control & composure, it can also hinder authentic connections with others.
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2 years
@SagittariusTerm I don't like people
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LONNIMI
5 years
@ig_glam @DamiTheOG_ I'm in need of urgent financial assistance. Any amount will go a long way My helper might be on your timeline please kindly retweet Thanks
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