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Lisa

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Sexy scientist. Mother of one. Silly.. at times!! Do unto others.. Us Always - @jimmyrhythm LLJ ❤️ DMs ignored.

Joined July 2015
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2 years
Should a husband stand up against his mother when she's being rude to her daughter-in-law?
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2 years
I can't be the only person who has never owned a pair of Crocs, right?
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3 months
I can’t be the only person who has never owned a pair of Crocs, right?
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6 months
Someone really thinks these belong in the household decorations in a thrift store. 😳😂
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2 years
No makeup, sunburned and tired. Sexy! 😂
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6 years
I lost my car chapstick and now my purse chapstick is in my office and my office chapstick is in my car and my whole life is messed up.
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7 years
#SignsYouveBecomeYourParents Worry about everyone until I know they're home safe.
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15 days
Totally exhausted but I always have a smile. Enjoy your evening, everyone.
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3 years
My sister left us last night. She is no longer in pain and struggling to breathe. It helps us knowing that she did not die alone. We were able to bring her home, as she asked, to be with all of her family. Thank you all for the prayers and messages. ❤️
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5 years
Don't wait for people to smile, show them how...
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7 months
I’m totally going to hell for posting this. 😂
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2 years
#JustAFunFactAboutMe I am very talented! lol
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7 years
#ImSoOldSchoolThat I still believe a man should open doors for a lady.
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5 years
#IMustBeOldBecause instead of head shoulders, knees and toes, it's wallet, glasses, keys and phone.
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2 years
#OnceYouHitACertainAge the gray appears!
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5 years
His mom cuts his hair. 😂
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3 years
Y'all, my sister has less than 24 hours. This is really hard. I am trying to be strong for my momma. Please pray for her and my momma. My momma is taking this extremely hard. My heart is breaking.
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6 months
Do you give your phone number out to people on X?
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5 months
Do men feel insecure when with a successful woman?
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2 years
Steak and lobster, it's what's for dinner.
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6 years
Dear people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?
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4 years
Let's go home early, y'all! It's my birthday I can do that. lol.
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5 years
#BeforeIFallAsleep I am always grateful for what I have.
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3 years
Men wear the pants but women control the zipper! Ha!
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2 years
Spaghetti, it's what's for dinner.
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6 years
#ThingsThatConfuseMe People who do not like chocolate
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2 years
Steak and Lobster, it's what's for dinner. 😋
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2 years
Almost 43...with long hair. Yes? Still going against my best friend "my hair is longer!" lol I know, not my best pic.
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1 year
#MyProfilePicSays 99% angel, but oh that 1%.
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2 years
What goes on fries?
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5 years
#AnApologyToMyParents For all the eye rolls behind your back.
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5 months
#ItsAGreenFlag he likes your silly side.
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6 months
What’s mine is mine! Question: Would you be okay with an open relationship?
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2 years
Today is the perfect day to share a smile. Happy Easter, y'all.
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4 months
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3 years
I made banana pudding. Want some? 😋
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3 years
When you eat a baked potato, do you the skin?
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6 years
#LifeAdviceIn5Words 🎶Always be humble and kind
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2 years
Do you own a gun?
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4 years
"A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude."
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5 years
#IShouldntBringThisUp but I would love to go out for dinner tonight.
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3 years
Y'all, I am sorry to have to ask again but we need some prayers. I thought my sister was doing better and maybe coming home. Doctor called me today. She has pneumonia. She is on CPAP and made it clear she is not to be put on a ventilator. This is so hard, y'all.
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1 year
It’s Friday and this girl is smiling. I hope you all are enjoying your day.
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3 years
Do you tell the truth when your doctor asks about drinking alcohol?
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3 years
#SignsYoureMiddleAged the gray hair gives it away.
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3 years
Good Morning, Y'all. I need all the prayers I can get, please. My oldest sister was just put in ICU. She has Covid. She has lots of other medical issues and things don't look good right now. I need to be strong for her but it's not easy. She's alone. Y'all please be safe.
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4 years
#TheSecretToStayingYoung don't stop being silly!
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5 years
Good Morning, Y'all! Merry Christmas, everyone.
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5 years
I look like heck but wanted to share a smile and to remind you we are all in this together. Be kind to each other. Much love, everyone.
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2 years
Who's says I can't look a hot mess? lol. Beautiful day to be on the water. Happy Saturday, y'all!
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5 years
#BYOBcouldAlsoStandFor Build your own burger.
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2 years
Lasagna, it's what's for dinner.
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3 years
I made peach cobbler. 😋
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2 years
Steak and lobster, it's what's for dinner.
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5 months
Just so you know. 😂
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5 months
It’s Monday morning and I’m smiling. I hope you are as well. Good Morning, Y’all.
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2 years
Not sure what #MakesMeFeisty . I wake up feisty. lol
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5 years
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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2 years
#GiveAdviceIn5Words Momma's aren't always right. I left my hair long. lol
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5 years
Um..just my opinion but I think some of y'all are on the naughty list. 😂
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2 years
@WGrocke Divorced, huh?
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4 years
Thinking about leaving work early on a Friday! Ha! 😂
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5 months
You deserve to be loved by someone who will love you unconditionally exactly as you are. ~don’t ever change yourself for someone else
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6 months
Be the reason someone smiles. Be the reason someone feels loved and believes in the goodness in people.
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3 years
#MyUnusualQuirks sticking out my tongue.
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3 years
Does anyone ever get 8 hours of sleep?
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5 years
#HowYouCanTellMyAge On days like this! lol
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2 years
Please y'all, I need all the prayers and and love sent this way. I am usually a strong woman I promise, but I'm being such a cry baby. I am losing a dear friend and watching my best friend lose her dad. We will get through this. We need to all love one another. 🙏
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2 years
Hi, y'all. I hope you all are enjoying your day. Love carousels.
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2 years
Chili, it’s what’s for dinner. Cheese, sour cream…both?
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#StartAnArgumentIn4Words Pineapple belongs on pizza!
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4 years
#ImReallyKnownFor my silliness.
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#IMustBeOldBecause my hair is changing color. lol.
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2 years
Spaghetti, it's what's for dinner.
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4 years
Good Morning, Y'all! Merry Christmas! May the calories of the holidays disappear by New Year. lol Have a wonderful day, everyone. 🎅🎄
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5 years
"Today give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day."
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6 years
Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? But most have only 4. 😂
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3 years
BLT and onion rings, it's what's for dinner.
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2 years
Ribs, it's what's for dinner.
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10 months
Rainy day in Georgia but I had to get outside. Yeah, I know I look a mess. Hope you all are enjoying your day.
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2 years
I look tired and twice my age at times. #HereIsAPictureToProveIt
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3 years
Do men find smart, educated, successful women attractive? A woman that goes after what she wants in life.
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3 years
Steak and ribs, it's what's for dinner! 😋
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6 months
I’m a hot mess but enjoying the sunshine today. Hope you all are enjoying your Saturday.
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2 years
Y'all all have been so sweet to me today and I thank you all. Can I please ask y'all for one other thing. I had to take my momma to the hospital today and tonight they are transferring her to another hospital and she'll be having surgery in the morning. Please send prayers 1/2
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2 years
Ribs, it's what's for dinner.
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3 years
Would you ever go to a nude beach?
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3 years
Peach cobbler w/ ice cream or pecan pie?
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2 years
#ICannotGoWithout being silly.
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4 years
Share your smile with others today. It's the least we can do.
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2 years
The ventilator is finally out! All I can do is cry. I thought I was going to lose my momma. She's trying to talk. She is saying how much she loves us all. Y'all, thank you for all the prayers and support. I appreciate you all! ❤️
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5 years
#WhyChristmasWasCanceled Santa saw all our time lines!
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6 years
Is it okay for a girl to have guy best friends?
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3 years
Yes, I am having dessert. 😋
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5 years
#IKnowImGettingOldWhen my hair changes color. lol
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3 years
Fries or onion rings? I went for both. 😋
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