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@LEADPlPE
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She don’t even meow she just SCREAMS
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Doctor: “any recent thoughts or attempts of suicide?” Me:
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Pov: we are hanging out and I whip out this bad boy from my pocket wyd
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@arakkisuperstar @eviIeIf they said jasmine,, and justice and my jaw dropped ong
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Saginaw really something else
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This cat name is BMO
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Ponyo IS real
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@saradesdinn I know this is really weird and doesn't sound true but if you listen to the Minecraft soundtrack the composition is really genius. The piano pieces are beautiful and the odd but satisfying instruments are amazing. I highly recommend you give it a listen.
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@bitsyhanas @notdevilman666 LOL they be like “damn its true 😔🤙🏻”
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“No xD”
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Damn, my juul stay surprising me, I’ll be getting weak hits from it, then the next thing I know this hoe snap crackle and pop my asshole wide open with the biggest hit ever
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Bro wtf my dealer gave me
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Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
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my gf got us this mini projector & I’ve never been more excited for movie night in my life 😂🍿
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@hisozora So you think women dying is funny?
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Me to: u
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@Aja_Gee @NotesForGirlz Looks like they mixed mayo with it 🤢
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You know they all in a GC talking like “ayo juice this”
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@chloealexis19_ @casey_denise13 @glossyfilm No this the real avril smh her clone is different then this
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Scott pilgrim vs. crippling depression
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This knife sexy af
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A Ford F-150 Raptor vs a 13 year old
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Wait... I know you..
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Send me a titty pic so I know you got home safe
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@sadbunnypr_ And I’m listening !!
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Then I pull THIS bad boy out
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I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim.
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Damn I bet these pods would slap
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White ppl get the vaccine and get the most rhythm ever in their life
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Gotta be the most fuckable delivery driver
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@Althric @NoContxtBilly Wouldn’t even think of it a political, just bein a DECENT person imo
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Hello world
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Hey Goodmorning everyone :)
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Truman had a tumor removed and now he’s recovering really tiredly, one like is one pet, and one rt is one time I let him know he’s a good boy
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@saintbjew Ayo this clean
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Payin for ya dates ramen like:
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@circlekcutie Smh ppl think wearing a little bit of black, and a choker makes them goth nowadays and then go ??? When they see real goths rip whos mans
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Fellas
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“Anyways, let’s get to what they look like on feet” :
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Watch me hit this hoe
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This traffic taking to long so me and Jacob whipped out smash in the car 🚙
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@WeLoveHoney_ Dude was probably bound for a good college, would ruin his future if they arrested him
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Bone slap the tree
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Just something to take the edge off
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Me and my bro n sisters :)
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Good morning my king
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Bro,,, this broom kinda bad,,, 😳
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Hi thank u for calling papa johns, can I take your fuckin order
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*amused anime villain “hmmmmmmm?”*
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[lord of the frozen sea] 🌊❄️
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*anime villain scoff*
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Ah shit here comes her bf
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Bro,,, this broom kinda bad,,, 😳
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Green onion on the egg said “💚”
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@Altricial_chick @CasinoHighway @boneseyy damn they fire and would wash your ass on concrete!
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Nothing. Laying down. Wyd
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@150twice @orangefishies3 Chris’ everywhere deserve better king
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🎹[ EMOTION ]🎻 🌸Song by @faporizer Edit by me.🖤
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🦍
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My brain
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Honestly startrd crying and felt like a bitch when ketcham asked if I could take these.
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Nobody: Some dude in a Midwest Emo band:
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Why
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Gn
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... kiss me?
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What the fuck is going on
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hey're lying to everyone and saying it's a test of the emergency broadcast system. When in reality your phone will only make the noise if you're gay. So really it's a nationwide test to see who's gay, like really gay. The louder the beep the gayer you are.
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Why is @purexdevotion the most precious thing ever
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Which one of you bad bitches started shedding at the gas pump?
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Please can I just pick up my prescription, it’s been 4 days
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@DestinyTheGame Rip to all the people who threw down $100+ only to have to pay $60 more for content plus y’all making the game freeeeeeeee
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@Twiggy00five We have lift off
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Happy birthday to me :)
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A first date here
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