Started off investigating (& celebrating) the infamous
#LibDemBarChart
but fast realised they all do it! Now calling out dodgy leaflets across the board! 📊🏆
Bahahahaha! Big round of applause to the Green Party! This is the best of this campaign so far 😂😂👏👏
Next week “Graph based on who my Aunt Doreen has said she’s supporting after a sherry”.
“Based on 755 conversations”.
I set this up & called it “Lib Dem Bar Charts” but this election I think I need to change the name as the Greens are completely winning the air war for graph crimes this time!
Lib Dems, raise your game - they’re beating you at your own devilry!
Bahahahahahahaha!!!!
@WokinghamLabour
, you win the internet.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
This is Bar Chart Gold on every level. It’s so bad on every level that it’s good!
Now, I’ve wet myself laughing, so I better go and change…
As you were.
The colour scheme is wrong:
William founded the roots of the Conservative Party so should be blue.
Harald H, wanting to implement the Scandinavian system, should be red
And Mid Bedfordshire showed that an unsuccessful experience with arrows would make Harold G Lib Dem yellow…
This is genius from the Greens’
@MartinDimery
in the Somerton & Frome by-election:
This chart uses *part* of the result of just one ward in the constituency from last year! 👏👏👏👏😂
“I salute your indefatigability” 🫡
Bahahahaha! Big round of applause to the Green Party! This is the best of this campaign so far 😂😂👏👏
Next week “Graph based on who my Aunt Doreen has said she’s supporting after a sherry”.
MRPs (& uniform swing models) are the new bar chart of 2024.
Multiple parties are shamelessly picking and choosing individual seat results from whatever source takes their fancy - even when the results are clearly way out
Labour are not winning Wokingham, nor LDs Cambridge 🤣
Sorry to my Team Red friends but as a neutral this one did make me chuckle...
Does this qualify as a
#LibDemBarChartFightBack
?
[PS no shooting messenger 😳 - runs for cover]
OMG l! I think I have found the winner of the bar charts of
#GE2019
!
Cheadle Labour made this bar chart of 2016 GM Mayoral First preferences in a tight LD-Con marginal.
This. Is. Gold. 🏆📊🏆📊🏆📊🏆
Coincidentally, I planted some watercress back on the 10th June, not realising it was the day Nadine Dorries didn’t resigned.
It’s now sprouted!
How big will it get before she actually resigns?
[ps it’s winter here so it won’t grow that quickly though]
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I'm campaigning to be Portsmouth South's next Lib Dem MP.
From our NHS to the sewage dumped along our coast, Portsmouth deserves a fair deal.
It's time for real change.
Published and promoted by D. Sanders on behalf of C. Murphy (Lib Dem) both at 220 Fratton Road, PO1 5HH
When challenged for producing so much literature (it’s insane - this is SE Cambs - only target
#3
in the county) a Lib Dem activist replied:
“Take just one copy of the Daily Mail. Take it to pieces and spread it on the floor! That’s what we have to compete against every day” 🤔
I’ve reported some truly awful racist posts recently.
Twitter replied “these don’t breach our safety rules”
I can’t in good conscience remain on here after that.
Elon Musk is fast making Murdoch look like a Saint. 😳
I’m off to find a less racist home for my bar charts.
So folks it’s been a ball.
The Lib Dem Bar Chart has not aged well... & neither have most of the other bar charts here either (outside Scotland Tories don’t bother with them).
This account is going to have a nap until
#LE2020
.
Yours,
@HImpartiality
Only by having a strong economy can you spend money on the things that matter like the NHS.
@JeremyCorbyn
and his reckless plans would leave us all worse off
#BackBoris
#LeadersDebate
PRESS RELEASE:
We at LDB HQ think if you are too scared to face
@afneil
then you should be immediately disqualified from the role of being Prime Minister.
If you can’t face a journalist how will you deal with Trump or Putin?
ENDS 📊🏆
EXIT POLLS ARE RUBBISH
THEY RUIN ALL THE SUSPENSE
EXIT POLLS ARE RUBBISH
THEY RUIN ALL THE SUSPENSE
EXIT POLLS ARE RUBBISH
THEY RUIN ALL THE SUSPENSE
EXIT POLLS ARE RUBBISH
THEY RUIN ALL THE SUSPENSE
EXIT POLLS ARE RUBBISH
THEY RUIN ALL THE SUSPENSE
I see
@Sandbach
has really thrown herself into being a Lib Dem with gusto. Here's her instant bar chart. So, so many questions about wtf is going on here:
A vote for Anna Firth is a vote to...
🇬🇧 Get Brexit done
🏥 Build a new hospital in Canterbury
🚔 Put more police on our streets
Only
@anna_firth
can beat Labour in Canterbury!
The funny thing with bar charts is that every party does them, and every party feigns outrage at the others for doing so.
You’re all at it, and you’re all hypocrites! 😂😂😂
Tories getting in on the
#LibDemBarChart
action in my constituency of Glasgow South West, where Labour finished 60 votes behind the SNP last election and the Conservatives nearly 9000 behind that
@LBarchart
Greens can win in
#Sheffield
Central!
✅ Vote for the amazing
@msalilla
to elect her as the first Green MP in the North!
📈 Greens received the most votes in Sheffield Central in this May's local election
🌱
#VoteGreen
for real hope and real change
#GetGreensElected
Since we opened LDB HQ we have learned:
Labour supporters are most easily outraged by the
#LibDemBarchart
.
Lib Dems look fondly on them in the way a trouble-making Uncle gives the kids too many sugary treat on Christmas Day.
Conservatives remain above such trivialities*
🤔
Anyone moaning about dodgy Lib Dem bar charts and fake Tory newpapers whilst retweeting Max Gapes tweets needs to “reflect”.
The former are dodgy, the latter 100%
#FakeNews
and it’s worrying to see actual MPs fall for it!
Two wrongs don’t make a right!
📊🏆☃️
Not got the polling numbers you want? Just draw some wobbly lines on a leaflet and claim they show you’re going to win. Arrived yesterday for a local by-election.
@LBarchart
We at Bar Chart Towers, always look on with wry amusement how every party’s supporters are outraged by graphs from other parties, but always justify their own.
You ALL do it… 😂
🍿🍿🍿