Not many people know this, but 12 years ago I wrote a children's book. It sat in the vault, unreleased, for over a decade before I commissioned
@hausofdecline
to illustrate it for me. For the first time ever, I present:
You Are Not Special
* "i want a bf" "i want a gf" ok? do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber?? with an "oh my god i've gotta get out of here or i'll have another word to sell another story to tell another timepiece ringing the bell"??? do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end???? no
#spookymonth
HELLO SPOOKY MONTH FANDOM, THE SEXYMAN/WOMAN POLL IS NOW OVER, AND OUR WINNER IS...........
LILA !!! WITH 72% OF THE VOTE, SHE IS OUR
#1
SPOOKY MONTH SEXYWOMAN
* hey guys uhh dni if you think cannibalism is seriously okay in any way? i can't fucking believe i've had to say this twice during my time on this app