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@L0ldana

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the tiniest brain cell who could

College Station, TX
Joined November 2017
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@L0ldana
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sometimes Ill be having a good day and then I remember we don't get anymore Mac Miller music
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Mac Miller has been trending for four days. That's the tweet.
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hopping on the wedding era bandwagon 🤍
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@ForeverErinmore
Erin 🪩 ISO INDY 🤞🏻
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What era does my wedding give? 🤎
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@allieatmidnight folks were so upset w him 😭😭 someone was live counting him losing followers 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@RequestVector @maxberry1998 he groped a flight attendant trying to do their job...this is 100% justified. if he thinks he's entitled to touching the flight attendant he would do it to the passengers around him too
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@ShadeiOlCoolAss I moved out two weeks after 17 bc I was in foster care, shits rough. Foster car really gives 0 preparation for life whatsoever.
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happy swimming day and thank you @cdfisherman for designing sick a$$ tattoos
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@brittany_broski There’s also Jo!!
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@HacksForGirls ‘twas all good till she added the glitter ☠️
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@delicatelyred @feverdreamliz this!!! i love her and there's immensely more room to critique other billionaires, but that doesn't mean we can't acknowledge that being in a different state or country daily/ several times a day is excessive. The multiple different vinyls variants are excessive. etc
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@tweetsricochet it's the production! the writing is pretty 1989. the OG re-recorded songs are crisp (go look at tay's likes rn. she liked tons of tweets ab the crispness of the audio) but then the vault's are like midnights/ not crisp/ hard to bop ur head to. regardless they ate tho 🐚🌊🪩🩵
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@sapphicfolklore I hope you don't ever have to interact with anyone "old" when you're out in public. Sounds like that would be really scary for you
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@L0ldana
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the MAGA kid who I kicked out of my car while Ubering him from Northgate bc he repeatedly harassed me about politics after I said that I didn't wanna have that convo with him has an appt at my salon rn 😄
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tl, am I the only one still clowning for rep announcement/ drop tonight? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@L0ldana
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@archerinexile the way they're all at 13 seconds
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@santamarikx did you get picked yet?
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@gruffrep I've always been a lil bit of a gaylor but after 12TyWilson did 30 days of gay Tay on tiktok I am CONVINCED. the signs are all there
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omg my mother in law just told me she liked my hair for the first time since i've known her 😭😭😭 W
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I just eat pussy other people eat food
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today my husband told me that if any of his employees play Taylor at work, he asks to see their phone to make sure it's Taylor's Version 😭🫶
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okay i couldn't get my camera roll to load shit last night but i found more pics!
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what's everyone's 8th track from their Top Songs of 2023 playlist? so i can make a playlist 🧡
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@L0ldana
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it hits different when you don’t even know who to put as your emergency contact...
@iamsashakae
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megan said “imagine being 25, having no parents so you try & fill your space w/ people you think will make you happy. my mom was my bestfriend I’m still not over that.” she hit it on the head. being young w/ no parents is a feeling you won’t understand til it happens to you.
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@WholesomeMeme does anyone know where i could stream wallace and gromit? asking for myself 🥺
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Y’all are wild
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Baby I wasn’t cheating I was just being loyal to two different relationships
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@fearlesslygrace i def knew the answer i just wanted to participate 😭😭🤷🏻‍♀️😩
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@KBTXRusty very sad to see but I don't understand how businesses come in a town of this size, do little to no advertising and expect people to know they're there.
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@GregAbbott_TX @DrBuckinghamTX @VoteGiovanni what a great 'christian' man we have for our governor. it's so obvious that he really cares about the people and definitely is not pushing an agenda of any sort. seriously though...fuck you. we're in a literal pandemic.
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i'm so in love that i might stop breathing
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these shoes are everything
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@BjJr__ @ShadeiOlCoolAss Yeah I feel ya. I know the holidays have to be hard for you so keep your head up
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@DamienLeDogg @meeyaswag not everyone’s death has to be a conspiracy theory...
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@suddenlysobbing @midnightsam21 me in nashville in 2010
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alright i got my hands on some shrooms who's taking them with me
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@lavender_gays_ lmao the PR is finally PRing
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everytime I see a post like this ima send it to my narcissistic mother and say "this you?" Im traumatizing her ass back idc
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One of the worst parts of childhood is when every behavior you exhibit is relegated to “having an attitude” or “being moody” while you watch adults act out however the fuck they want. Incredibly dehumanizing.
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mac was truly the vine king imo
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please learn how to stop mentioning him everytime she does something
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Shit like this piss me off😒
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is the company we've been boycotting for months in the room with us rn?
@lexusmackenzie_
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Why are we hating on the girlies who got excited over the Stanley cups? I mean the world sucks so if a silly cup brings someone happiness, why not just let em be happy? I would run in like that to get something Taylor related limited edition. We all have our interests.
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if ur reading this straighten your back your shrimp shaped mf
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IM DYING OVER THE PRODUCTION ON YOU ARE IN LOVE #1989TaylorsVersion
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@lovestrucked13 @SavLovesSwift Not me 😭 I scream sung Cold as You!! It's the best one off of debut. i used to 🔂 that shit on my ipod nano
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one day i was getting clowned on for this picture and 11 years late I fought for my life in the ticketmaster queue
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One day you’re 10 years old and your friend tells you Taylor Swift isn’t cool and the next day Ticketmaster is crashing because the whole world is obsessed with her. That’s crazy.
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@stuckinpearls @Cinvilll @nvargasss My Starbucks recycles 👁 👄 👁
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@guiding_l13ht cruel summer was my top song with the most plays on 10/20 😭 wby??
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think my checking account got hacked ☺️♥️ they took my last $10 outta there lmaoooooo
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@Luke_Schaefer3 Love how all the professional cart pushers are coming together in the comments
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i've been no contact with my narcissistic mother for almost 5 years but one day I think i'm gonna find all of the tiktok's i've saved about emotionally immature parents and drop them in her inbox then block her. since she loves to act like she has no idea what she did 😭😂
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@allieatmidnight same. i was on his page refreshing repeatedly just for us to get clowned 😭
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@brittany_broski not Brittany about to flame us like we do her ❤️ 🌲
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a year ago today I quit vaping after over 5 years of heavy nicotine use 🎉🥳 best decision ever
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@SomeD1ckH3adGuy my # 2 is Mac Miller!
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WHATS GOING ONNNNNN MY HEART CANNOT TAKE ANYMKRE ANTICIPATION #1989TaylorsVersion
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Tick tock on the clock 🕰️ #1989TaylorsVersion #ItsANewSoundtrack
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@FamousDashja @ShadeiOlCoolAss Yep. No co-signers. No one to call for advice.
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@lover_stan_13 @comebvckbehere I think pre Eras tour yes, post eras tour no. Her socials have become so un-personal
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cant believe its been 2 yrs since one of the most influential artists of our generation passed. me & many others remember exactly where we were when we found out. its still just as surreal to this day. we miss you mac. rest in love ❤️ alexa, play come back to earth by mac miller.
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walking thru costco & this bald headed bitch says loud af: "when you turn 18 and move out you can have whatever hair color you want but you're not having green hair in my house" BOY THE WAY I TURNED AROUND SO FAST
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@itsJalenB The point going right over the heads of the celebrity apologists in the comments
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licensed cosmetologist cheeeccckkk
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@cru3l_summ3r_13 Taylor Swift and Keith Urban were some of the nicest celebrities. I met them at the CMT music awards at a first come first serve red carpet. Most celebs only greeted maybe the first 10 people lining the carpet but Taylor and Keith greeted all like several hundred people there 😭
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some man walked up to my car to tel me he liked my swimming sticker, so i showed him my mac tattoo and he showed me his mac tattoo 🥲🖤
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there's really 0 correlation between hot and fat...like believe it or not you can do both
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@iamjaylonblair The original Bitmoji
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i can’t help it if I’m in your head or on your breath
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every time i RT something pro Palestine I just sit and watch my follower count go down 😅 like are we really still not all on the same page?
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i walked out and quit my job today because i'm fed tf up!!!!!!!! anyways twitter going on private again while i search for a new job :)
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Never thought I’d be worse off than the “going to bars are my whole life & entire personality” crowd but here I am 😑
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Yeah, and it’s fuck Bezos don’t forget that
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Ig this is a good time to say if you're a machead follow me!
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@BjJr__ @ShadeiOlCoolAss I’m only 20 so I’m not that far away from it but you’re giving me hope for the future lol cause this spending holidays alone shit ain’t it 🤧
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my car is a 2020 and did not come with one 🫣
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if they really start removing cd players from cars… i’ll riot
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Bags: packed Tank: full I’m: ready Megan: won’t pick up
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this basically a mac miller stan account if y’all haven’t noticed
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day 55 of me tweeting @LILUZIVERT until he agrees to be my bestie 🖤
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oh hey twitter
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whoever has my voodoo doll better count their fucking days...
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today my dad told me "when the devil can't getcha he sends ya stupid friends and clever enemies" and wow...so true bestie
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Day 36 of me tweeting @LILUZIVERT until he agrees to be my bestie 🖤
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@APRILMESCUDI It’s her birthday weekend and multiple artists drop every Friday, y’all just wanna be haters so bad. Anyways I’ll be listening to both 😌
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@miahoth i've never felt more called out lmao
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day 50 of me tweeting @LILUZIVERT until he agrees to be my bestie 🖤
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can we have a conversation about men whose type is strictly women in committed monogamous relationships? like sir please seek validation elsewhere
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Can I get a single hit of serotonin
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@thatgaylorstan follow limit 😭 but someone like this pls so i can come back 🖤
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“you changed” yea bro I have borderline personality disorder and i’m literally splitting rn
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mind you, our generation will never be able to afford anything because of boomers and their trickle down reaganomics yet they still feel entitled to complain
@spookycaat
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the fact that student loans weren’t forgiven today and old people are happy about that pisses me tf off. people my age will never own a house, live comfortably, be finically stable, and the godt damn boomers are celebrating us struggling even more. "stop buying coffee-" SHUT UP.
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Day 45 of me tweeting @LILUZIVERT until he agrees to be my bestie 🖤
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dare I say...blondie has her grammy and new album dropping + travy patty has his superbowl = PR contract fufilled?
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mac miller stans, please tell me which one should i get for my car’s back windsheild. all would be bottom left corner except the spotify scan which would probably be top center 😌
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you know what...i'm just gonna say it. im really proud of myself.
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I graduated but it's still fuck charles n sues 💚🥹
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Just found out this crazy lady rebooked with me even against my recommendation so we'll see how this goes 😃
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The more I ask people their big 3, the more I realize I fuck with the same people different fonts lmao
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day 59 of me tweeting @LILUZIVERT until he agrees to be my bestie 🖤
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Day 28 of me tweeting @LILUZIVERT until he agrees to be my bestie 🖤
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