Still kills me that I had to come down from the vehicle, raise my hands and walk pass a check point with guns pointed at us just between Awka and Enugu, In my own state. No one can tell me the governors aren’t useless
I know we have so many villains on this show this season, but the worst Housewife for me is Tania. Very bland babe, no personality, no resolve, nothing. The fakest.
#RHOLagos
I personally think people who are always complaining about friends, half the time are the problem. Everyday, every week, your social media post contains something about bad friends. Check yourself
What DJ Switch said on that IG video is spot on, its really time for this people to step down, we have tried for them and their family, they have enough wealth to last 2 generation. They can go now
Not a crush here, but everytime I see him on my TL, my brain goes, who is taking care of this man ? has he eaten ? Hope they are loving him right cos he deserves it
The cars weren’t even searched if it was merely for security reasons. It was basically an act of humiliation and to enforce a face of surrendering to the Nigeria Authority. Even old women were shouted on to raise their hands.
Marrying fine man is not the problem, Not Believing in your sauce is.
In the great words of Mother Yang “He is very dreamy, but he is not the sun, you are 🫵🏾”. That’s the only way to move.
Breakdown of Teddy's Advice: Dont let your parents stop you from chasing your dreams, being Happy and living your best life. At the end of the day they might not show it, but they will always love you
#BBNaija
Bants aside, love my 30+ men because I am also boring, hate clubbing and I mostly want to sleep.
Cant imagine being with someone that wants to turn up every weekend, are you not tayad?
I liked Stevan in Too hot to handle, and I like him here too. Funny they always call him a bad boy because of his tattoos, but he gives me a softie vibe
#PerfectMatch
Everyday I pray to God he doesn’t send me someone who can’t have open-ended conversations and just talk through things directly, cos I will literally suffocate
My friend approached this guy and told him how fine he was, did small talks and got his number, only for them to start chatting and he tells her hope she doesn't do what she did often and she should never move to guys, it doesn't speak well of her person 😂😂
You know the funniest thing about this Unprovoked lies men do. You will just be on your own, just chilling, minding your business. they will just come and starting lying to you. Lmaoooo lies triggered by nothing. Nothing at all.
Childfree women have had generations and generations of attack (still do) that cannot even be equated to this small jibes on pregnancy. So let’s all rest
Sorry as a child free woman, a lot of you feel as though you are superior to women who desire and choose to have kids and start berating them for that choice. It’s cruel and pathetic
A man on the queue for PVC was telling the elderly people on the queue, that if you don’t even care about yourself, care about your kids. They can’t even afford the kind of life you had when you were at their age, and they are even working harder than you 🙏🏾
Lmaooo I want exclusivity and relationship perks without relationship. I don’t want anyone to cheat on me, cos I am fragile, but I don’t want to commit 💀
It’s only on twitter men cry about material gurlzzz everyday, while them babes in real life are steady smiling to the bank with men’s money and living their best life.
How are you telling someone that has won veto, HOH twice and has done exceedingly well at every task handed down, that he loves quitting ? Lmaooooooo Mike really needs to win this HOH so we can see something
#BBNaija
So many things happened this year, but the one that still shocks me every time, is the level of tribalism that we got hit with. I knew we were a tribalistic country, but I could not imagine the extent of it.
I don’t want a doyin and Chizzy ship, but I hope you people see how cute it is when 2 people are not forcing something and just genuinely like each other
Aside the fact his lips were chapped, he had bragged so much about himself, I was so shocked when I met him, that at first, I thought I was in a Nollywood movie, where the prince dey test me 💀
Want to wake up in a beach house, overlooking the beach and spend the day in a bikini, drinking wine and singing out loud to Burna boy playing in the background. That’s the kind of Christmas I deserve.
They are shooting at protesters in Benin, shooting at protesters in Akwuzu, but Lekki people are more concerned with money, running photobooth and doing a fashion show tonight
You people should use Celibacy to spice up your relationship too. Not everytime sex, sometimes just chill together with no sex for months. Save up all that konji and do come back sex
Man, the way babes carelessly take photos in front of people’s cars these days to post flex. Person go snap in front of your motor now, somehow somehow your madam go see the pic recognize your car, come think say na you carry the babe comot. Lol abeg o.
Twitter is an overload of information, so my favourite thing is being intentional with the one I consume. There are just things I don’t bother following or reading up on
I’d literally be committing a crime on myself if I don’t travel and see the world. It’s like heaven is on this earth and your inability to go see it, is you being in Hell
Ignoring the circle feature, same way I have ignored IG close friends list and Snapchat private story, because I am too lazy and don’t take any app serious enough to curate a list