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I finally remembered who Matt Hancock reminds me of.

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Spotted in an IKEA in France...

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I want to say a massive thank you to British Sikhs. The love and compassion that you've shown to people in lockdown this year has been tremendous, and now you're feeding stranded lorry drivers. Dhanwaad ji. ❤️

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Does anyone else like shouting abuse at the "get ready for Brexit" TV ads, or is it just me? 😂

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Dear Europe, I'm really sorry the UK government are such assholes. I didn't vote for them.

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Just for the record, I am NOT celebrating VE Day on Friday. People suffered and died in WW2 on both sides, to a shocking degree. I will be raising a glass to peace with my European friends since 1945.

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8 new nuclear power stations? By 2030? This smacks of "40 new hospitals". #ToryLies

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3 years

Hi all, evidently the Tories are getting a bit upset about the hashtag #TorySleaze . Whatever you do, don't tweet about #TorySleaze 😉

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Just dipped in on a TV discussion about mortgage rate rises. The "average" mortgage is £250K. The monthly payments will rise by £800. The Tories are going to finish off millions of middle wage earners as well as the poor. Great vote catcher... #torychaos

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4 years

Bloke on the radio: "England can do anything. I'm 75 years old and I remember the wars". Oh feck. Oh feck.

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4 years

To the "if you can't feed, don't breed" brigade: how about personal circumstances? When I was born my dad was fit and well. My mother had no idea he would develop MS, be unable to work for several years, then die when I was 7. #FeedTheChildren

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Rees-Mogg said that UNICEF's food donations are "a political stunt". This is great, coming from a political c***.

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4 years

Our government are knobs. Covid deniers are knobs. Anti-vaxxers are knobs. That's better. 😊

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5 years

The real enemies of the people

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3 years

Currently listening to a discussion about some of the latest people to be deported to Jamaica. Evidently one of them is 66 years old, with dementia and unable to wash or dress himself. He has no family in Jamaica. How the fuck is that fair? #Jamaica50

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I'm never going to unsee this, so I thought I'd share it with you all. #JohnsonOut5

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4 years

A little context: the £37bn spaffed on Test and Trace would give every NHS worker a bonus of at least £20k. £20k+ EACH. That money is in crony pockets and the NHS are offered an insulting 1%. I support industrial action. #nhspayrise #NHSStrike

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@hbafilmshorts @Steven_Armour My photographer husband went to Birmingham Pride a few years ago. He said it's one best events he's ever covered. Pic by him of one of the crowd.

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Did he just call the SNP the Scottish Nationalist Party - again? Why does the Speaker not correct this? #PMQs

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@ErdmuteD @AndrewShuk2112 @bitsofplastic And I bet not one of the anti-vaxxers know what's in the cigarettes they smoke.

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3 years

Apropos of nothing, here's one of my favourite paintings. It's nearly 600 years old; how can something this old be that good?

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To those who are going to get on here and racially abuse Rashford, Sako and Sancho, I hope your knackers drop off. The England team have done tremendously in this tournament. #ItalyVsEngFinal

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4 years

My present to myself for today: getting blocked by Emma Kenny. All I did was call her irresponsible. 😂

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@BootstrapCook It really boils my piss. "Oh but smartphones; oh, but flat screen TVs"; they're the only ones available, and the DWP demands you have a mobile so they can contact you any hour of the day or night.

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Fans booing England and Austrian players taking the knee? Really? They need chucking out of the ground.

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The atmosphere of hate and conflict has to stop. First Jo Cox, now David Amess. Mainstream media, I'm looking at you.

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#LongCovid approaching week 21. I am so, so sick of the fatigue. If I worked full-time I'd have had to throw the towel in by now. If the UK had locked down when the scientists recommended it, I and thousands of others wouldn't be feeling like this #LongHauler

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Nicked from Facebook #ToryPartyGames #JohnsonMustResign

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Dear anti-vaxxers, thalidomide was not, and has never been used as a vaccine. Hope this helps.

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I've been blocked by Daniel Hannan for calling him a deluded brown-nosed plonker! 🤣🤣🤣

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Is it true that broken biscuits have no calories? Asking for a friend.

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Are any of the nice people here today?

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@SpeakingSatan @ChangeGottaCome I kid you not, the day after the 2019, a vox pop was recorded in the next door constituency to me, and the woman they spoke to said "she'd voted Tory as the last govt didn't do anything for the NHS". FFS.

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@stimmo Fuck my fucking life. I'm never going to unsee that.

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4 years

I've got a query about using Excel. Should I ask the government for advice? 😊

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9 months

Bollocks. No wonder I feel like shite. Thanks for limiting the covid vaccine availability this winter, Tories.

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4 years

Nicked from Facebook. #ToryIncompetence #ToryCovidCatastrophe

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4 years

To all the people doing poor-shaming at the moment, why don't you turn your anger at the billionaire tax dodgers who are screwing the country over? The damage they do is far worse. Get your priorities right #ToryCorruption

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I've just had to explain how to multiply by 10 - to a Brit of about my own age. Is it just me, or is it Plague of Idiots day?

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Polite note: if you try to tell me that the RNLI should be selective about who they pull out of the sea, you will get blocked. I thank you.

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@urbanponds_101 Pumps. I'm a Brummie. You were posh if you called them plimsolls.

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I've realised I'm going to miss wearing a mask in shops. Behind it, I can chunter about the bloody idiots that annoy me.

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4 years

He's just said it again, that we have one of the toughest quarantine systems in the world. Mendacious little git. #ToryCovidCatastrophe

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@Mistyswoman Comrade Farage banking too many roubles?

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4 years

Isn't this a bit like the mythical EU army, but without the "EU"?

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4 years

Choose incompetence. Choose spaffing and wiff-waff. Choose building hospitals that can't be staffed. Choose sending covid patients to care homes. Choose doing everything too late. Choose making your mates rich. Choose lies. Choose Johnson #Covid19UK

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@chrismcg21 @BBCr4today There are countless numbers of small businesses that are going to down the pan. We're already getting reports locally of take-aways and food outlets going bust.

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Well, I've woken up to find that nobody has done a expensive refit of my kitchen in the night. Bugger.

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5 years

What was I saying about chickens? #IncredibleSulk

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@damocrat @lewis_goodall The problem we have is that a lot of the English population don't bloody care. They have not the faintest idea that most of us are a couple of bad decisions away from being homeless.

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@JamesDuddridge Sit down. Your "boss" has a massive problem with the truth, is under investigation and 60 of his ministers resigned to get rid of him.

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Don't forget to put your clocks back 😁

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3 years

Germany is preparing to help India with oxygen supplies. Why aren't we? India is part of the Commonwealth. Oh wait, the Tories don't like overseas aid, do they? #ToryShambles #IndiaNeedsOxygen

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Nicked from Facebook. #ToryLiars

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4 years

Is eating cherry liqueur chocs OK at this time of year? Asking for a friend.

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1946-1991 Never forgotten. An angel reaching for the sky...

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8 years

Worth tweeting again

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Dear rest of the world. The UK is a bin fire of cosmic proportions. We are fucking wrecked. I didn't vote for these wankers. Send help.

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@redballoonsue @carolecadwalla It's barking. I'm on about day 15 of a virus which *might* be COVID-19 and I'm not risking infecting anyone else until I'm clear of symptoms.

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A year ago today I married the best bloke ever. #anniversary

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I apologise profusely for posting an image from the DM, but these are their suggestions for a no-deal diet. I've run out of profanities.

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@OwenJones84 Just stop it Owen, it's embarrassing. If you don't know that Gordon Brown is working for Starmer you're even thicker than I thought you were.

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I'm sure Saj doesn't want this RTd.

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@dave_democracy @christopherhope Bloody hell, I'd buy a ticket for that.

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I was bullied at school for 7 long years. Kids who are bullies often grow up into adults who are bullies. Bullying at work is rife and I became a union rep to defend others from it. The govt are condoning it by not sacking #BullyPatel

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Highest measles cases in the West Midlands since 1996. Measles can cause blindness and meningitis. Happy with that, anti-vaxxers? 🤬🤬🤬

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5 years

Countdown... #RevokeArticle50

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@alexisyor @BenKentish @MikeHolden42 Likewise my dad. He deliberately developed MS and died at the age of 42 as he was a skiver.

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Dear 5G conspiracy theorists. I'm still alive and I'm not a zombie. Shove that up your hoop.

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@bilbooblib @BiffaBacon1 I've met him a couple of times, he is a real gent.

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5 years

Every member of an NHS team has a contribution to make. There aren't "just porters" or "just cleaners" or "just clerks" - they're all needed. #NHS

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If everyone who recognised the vital role porters play in the NHS followed and retweeted we wou reach a million by midnight

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@tomhunt1988 @UKLabour Mate, if you think forced transportation of asylum seekers to a nation with an appalling record on human rights is OK, you need to give your head a serious wobble. PS that money could have been used to help out those suffering from the cost of living crisis.

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Since Feb 2020, we've shielded my in-laws. We have followed all the guidance and more. During this time, mother-in-law has started to develop dementia. My husband won't get that time back with his mum. Yet the Tories party and do what they like. #ToryCriminals

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Let me get this right: Johnson says that the NHS is going to be under considerable pressure for the next few weeks, but the "right measures are in place". Surely if the right measures were in place, the NHS wouldn't be under considerable pressure? #ToryCovidCatastrophe

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For the avoidance of doubt, I think the Daily Mail's rage about restrictions on visits to holiday homes in the EU is bloody funny. Maybe they should have hated migrant workers less in the run-up to the referendum.

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Care about the NHS? Heard about the #naylorreport ? Think about your vote on June 8th #dontvotetory #GE2017

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@prgres @nicktolhurst Unfortunately, this is what happens when a government gets a huge majority. They can in effect do what they like, as it's almost impossible for them to lose a VONC. This is why we need PR.

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The BBC should be criticised for airing this - and sharing it widely on social media.

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IMPORTANT - IMPORTANT - IMPORTANT With a GE coming this year (maybe even May!) you need voter ID to vote. You can get this FREE if you don't have a driving licence or passport. Please RT widely #GeneralElectionNow

Apply for photo ID to vote (called a ‘Voter Authority Certificate’)

Apply for photo ID to vote (Voter Authority Certificate) in some elections and referendums in Great Britain if you do not have an accepted form of ID.

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@___Mezzala @Conservatives I worked for the NHS for a loooooong time. Since 2010, the Tories have managed to cause junior doctors and now the RCN to vote for strike action. That really takes some doing.

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Wonderful poem from Brian Bilston #JohnsonMustGo

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@apnoeaboy I don't know how you are managing this , and more to the point, I don't know how much longer you guys are going to be able to do it without falling apart. Thinking of you all.

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@JamesMelville What's pitiful is you trying to get some anti lockdown currency out of this. Just stop it.

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@Duffycaramole @sophielouisecc Sophie dear, I worked for the NHS for 25 years, so I know a little bit more about it than you do. "Immigrants" put in far more to the NHS than they take out. I worked with some brilliant "immigrants". Grow up.

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@lee_b65 We were the "sick man of Europe". When I was a kid I remember my mom being put on short time, food shortages and lots of power cuts.

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I have pals in Germany, Denmark, Norway, Italy, France, Netherlands, the States and Australia (and probably some other nations too). They all think our government is an absolute laughing stock. #JohnsonOut5

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So the 5.00pm presser is now 5.30pm, according to the radio. This lot really can't organise a piss-up in a brewery, can they?

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@MattHancock @GoodLawProject Please comment on the cases they've won - in the interests of balance, naturally.

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@IsabelOakeshott But you're more concerned about your boyfriend's bank balance. Get in the bin.

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Cats need the same legal protection as dogs - please sign and RT! @HMCabinetCat @TreasuryMog @CatsProtection @SNARLLondon @shelternews @AnneatSaveMe @ChrisGPackham

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Not metropolitan elites, not professional protesters, just people who want a final say #PeoplesVoteMarch #VoteDownTheDeal #PeoplesVote

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Dear @Conservatives do you think it is appropriate for your candidate to speak to someone like this?

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Why is a Conservative party candidate sending tweets like this @garyhynds

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@shawemily @RussInCheshire @BBCNews Or Spitting Image could just use it as its weekly script?

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@DrBrianMay Four years ago....

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@ChrissieGrech @IsabelOakeshott She doesn't like being challenged by intelligent proles - we interfere with her world view.

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So Boris Johnson wouldn't use derogatory language towards Muslims "now". Why the hell was he doing it in the first place, and how on earth did the Tories come to the conclusion that it was OK to have a leader who had said things like that in the past? #ToryIslamophobia

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@Daria_QT And indeed it could be very injurious - workers' rights could go straight down the pan.

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@overthe80s Well done. I got shot of a horrible husband in 2016. I'm now married to the best bloke ever. Be happy x

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