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@KylesArtillery

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I love my dogs and hockey. Co-host of the @CBJArtillery podcast. #WeAreThe5thLine #CBJ #RuleTheJungle #Crew96 *BJ = BLUE JACKETS*

Columbus, OH
Joined May 2009
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2 years
ONE HOUR UNTIL FREE AGENCY! I predict Johnny Hockey signs an 8-year deal and him and Laine end up being a better duo than McDavid and Draisaitl. Take it to the bank. #CBJ
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Patrik Laine is a kind and genuine person who does not deserve what was said about him. It is an extremely difficult and courageous thing to seek help for one’s mental health. Wishing all the best to Patrik and his family. There is nothing more important than mental health.
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9 months
“If we play with puck, they don’t play with puck” - Kirill Marchenko Wise words. #CBJ
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3 years
Werenski just immediately became the face of the franchise after that extension. Apparently not everyone wants to leave #CBJ
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7 months
Cole doesn’t deserve this shit. Nobody knows what happened. To continue to shame him for attention is so weird. Grow up.
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Tamara Voss
7 months
IYKYK. Merzlikins laughed. #FlyTogether #CBJ
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2 years
According to Jarmo, Columbus was a desired destination for Johnny. We absolutely love to hear that! #CBJ
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4 years
I’m glad hockey is back but with no fans in the arenas, how will players know when to shoot?
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3 years
You may not like the Cam trade but at least #CBJ didn’t do what Vegas just did to Fleury.
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2 years
@CrewchoFC I remember tweeting this as a joke this morning
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4 years
Day 5 with no hockey: I have convinced myself that Covid-19 was created by the NHL to stop the Jackets from winning a cup. #CBJ
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3 years
The last 24 hours have solidified how amazing our fan base is. I am proud to be a part of the 5th line because of the pure compassion. Kivi was an amazing person who is gone too soon, but I find comfort in knowing he will always be alive in the hearts of the 5th line #CBJ
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3 years
Laine is back. Boqvist is back. Elvis in net. #CBJ HOCKEY IS BACK.
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4 years
@lildickytweets You will literally do anything but make new music huh
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2 years
In Jarmo we trust. #CBJ
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3 years
Torts slander will not be tolerated #CBJ
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4 years
This team is finally getting the praise it deserves. Ya love to hear it #CBJ
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1 year
Seems like the chiclets guys just have it out for Babcock and will make anything up to make him look bad. Wouldn't expect anything less from a bunch of neck down weirdos like Whitney and Bissonnette.
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Ryan Whitney
1 year
When players from Columbus make a statement that the characterizations of Babcock from biz and myself are false just know that's bullshit. I feel bad putting the players in a tough spot but Babcock is a complete weasel and shouldn't be coaching in the NHL
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I will never forget the hope and excitement he brought to our city when he chose us. I just hope he knew how much of an impact he had on so many people. We will miss you, Johnny G. Thank you for everything.
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Bucket Hat Kyle
2 years
Johnny G looks like he was born to wear union blue. #CBJ
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3 years
Unpopular opinion: The Cam trade is a good trade #CBJ
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3 years
@NHLPlayerSafety Morrissey was also fined $5k for this slash. The NHL thinks these two things are the same.
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5 years
Day 7 with no #CBJ hockey: - I left work and drove to the arena... Old habits. - Ate a pint of ice cream in 15 minutes - watched Carolina get waxed by Boston. Again. - July 1st is only a month and a half away. - I miss Boomer - Everything is awful
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3 years
#CBJ twitter coming together to destroy trolls is something we absolutely love to see
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1 year
I’m just gonna leave this here @BlueJacketsNHL
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5 years
Torts has this team, full of rookies, on an 11 game point streak. He was also just fined $20k for standing up for his team. Why do people still want him fired? Can someone explain this to me? #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
3 years
I’m so numb to players leaving, at this point, that I don’t feel a thing about Seth wanting out. This team has broken me #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
7 months
One thing I will remember about Jarmo is how he defended our city. He loves Columbus and would tell anyone who would listen how great of a place it is. I believe he did everything in his power to set this team up for success. All the best to him moving forward. #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
2 years
Everybody cool with me being and LA fan for the rest of the year?
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LA Kings
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MOOD
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9 months
Pazzy throwing his goalie under the bus for missing out on 1 point while in the basement of the Eastern Conference is absolutely WILD to me. #CBJ
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2 years
Johnny G looks like he was born to wear union blue. #CBJ
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2 years
Remember when Dalton Prout did this to Lucic? #CBJ
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2 years
ok I was wrong about Blankenburg. #CBJ
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6 years
COLUMBUS. IS. A. HOCKEY. TOWN. #CBJ
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3 years
Elvis made 56 saves, had a .90 SV% and still gave up 6 goals. I think I’ll blame the defense on this one. #CBJ
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6 years
If you were at Nationwide Arena and booed when Artemi touched the puck, you are not a #CBJ fan. Get out.
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9 months
I am 1000% on board with Elvis doing what he did in OT. He showed a passion tonight that got the team playing harder and the fan base more engaged than I’ve seen in years. This is the way. #CBJ
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2 years
It’s crazy how quickly Sillinger has turned himself in to one of the core players on this team. I can’t wait to watch him grow up in the organization. The future is bright. #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
3 years
Good morning #CBJ
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2 years
That whole “nobody wants to be in Columbus” narrative is dying pretty quick huh
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2 years
Sillinger with a hat trick tonight. Wow. He’s 18. #CBJ
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2 years
If Tkachuk actually gets dealt to Columbus I will have an absolute fucking meltdown. (in a good way) #CBJ
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1 year
Thank god she said yes 😅 @thedanismith ❤️
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Everyday Sens
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Joonas Korpisalo earns a 40 save shutout against Sidney Crosby and a mostly-regular Penguins lineup. Ottawa improves to 5-1 in the pre-season. #GoSensGo
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9 months
Vincent, Jarmo and JD should no longer have jobs after tonight. This team needs an operations reset immediately. They have legitimately made it embarrassing to be a Jackets fan. #CBJ
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2 years
Love having the OSU marching band in the arena tonight to remind Johnson and Blankenburg what we’re about here. #CBJ
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5 years
Imagine living in a world where you can break your stick over another players hands, and nothing gets called. #CBJ
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8 months
Elvis finding his game again then requesting a trade is the most Blue Jackets thing I've ever heard.
@CobyMaeir
Coby Maeir
8 months
In his postgame media availability, Elvis Merzlikins said that he requested a trade. #CBJ
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3 years
Laine will be top 5 in goals next season. Save this tweet #CBJ
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9 months
So the team would have 29 instead of 28 points if Elvis didn’t stand up for himself in the net? Still in the basement regardless. What part of that cost the team “dearly”? #CBJ
@Aportzline
Aaron Portzline
9 months
The Athletic: #CBJ Elvis Merzlikins erupts in overtime, scraps with #ALLCaps Tom Wilson and costs Blue Jackets dearly in 3-2 overtime loss. Merzlikins: “I feel guilty, but at the same time, sorry. It’s an emotional game.”
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Bucket Hat Kyle
3 years
Josh Morrisey - top tier scum bag #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
8 months
I think it’s time to start asking why our $5.5mil goalie has been a healthy scratch for almost 2 weeks after he was playing well. What the hell is going on? #CBJ
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3 years
Texier has done nothing but prove me wrong this year and I’m here for it #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
2 years
Marchenko was demoted to the 4th line and had the 2nd lowest TOI the day after he had a hat trick. They’re not even trying to hide the tank anymore. I am also entirely done with this coaching staff. Can’t wait for them to clean house. #CBJ
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9 months
1st time in NHL history that 4 Russian players have scored for the same team in the same game. That’s actually insane. #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
1 year
Lots of miserable sons of bitches on Twitter recently because professionals won’t do their jobs poorly on purpose. Doesn’t it ever get exhausting being so miserable? Have a beer and touch some grass and log off for a while. Go Jackets. #CBJ
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2 years
Jarmo was forced to take on Quick's contract to dump Gavi and Korpi. I think it says a lot about the character of our GM that he did the right thing and flipped him to a contender so quickly. Good guy Jarmo. #CBJ
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2 years
This is legitimately the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever witnessed #CBJ
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2 years
I don’t like the Domi trade. #CBJ
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5 years
If Sonny Milano scores tonight I'll get his name tattooed on my ass #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
7 days
Absolutely earth shattering. I have no words, only my thoughts are with his wife and family. Unimaginable tragedy. Hug your people every chance you get.
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Columbus Blue Jackets
7 days
Columbus Blue Jackets statement on the passing of Johnny Gaudreau and his brother, Matthew.
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Bucket Hat Kyle
3 years
PAY. THAT. MAN. #CBJ
@BlueJacketsNHL
Columbus Blue Jackets
3 years
LAINE POWER PLAY GOAL THE JACKETS LEAD WITH 6.5 LEFT
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Bucket Hat Kyle
3 years
Apparently trying to make a save counts as “initiating contact”? #CBJ
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1 year
Yes, the “nobody wants to play in Columbus” narrative is dead. It’s been dead since Johnny G signed. Please stop bringing it back up. #CBJ
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4 years
Korpi is 150/154 on saves in this series. I’ll just leave this here #CBJ
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2 years
Nyquist is the best free agent signing in the history of the franchise. #CBJ
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8 months
Marchenko is a real life cartoon character. Absolutely love everything about this guy #CBJ
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Columbus Blue Jackets
8 months
We agree! Johnny gets the kepi! #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
1 year
Laine was 55% on the dot last night with 2 beautiful assists. He made a ton of good decisions and did a great job of facilitating the puck. Maybe our #1 center was right under our nose the whole time. #CBJ
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2 years
What a crowd today at Nationwide Arena. Hard to tell that this team has been out of playoff contention for a while. Love to see it. #CBJ
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3 years
I would do just about anything to see Nick Foligno in a #CBJ sweater again.
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Bucket Hat Kyle
3 years
Currently watching game 4 of the sweep: Dubois - gone Jones - gone Savard - gone Panarin - gone Atkinson - gone Nash - gone Duchene - gone Foligno - gone Dubinsky - gone Anderson - gone Bobrovsky - gone At least we still have Texier I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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1 year
Johnny G had a 5 point night and the OT game winner. One of the best performances any player has ever had in a Blue Jackets sweater. Instead of praise for him and the team, I wake up to most of Twitter complaining that we won. So weird. #CBJ
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3 years
Unbelievable crowd last night. One of the loudest I’ve ever been a part of. Columbus is absolutely a hockey town. #CBJ
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5 years
The Penguins are already trying to trade Jack Johnson So much for a winning culture? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #CBJ
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3 years
I still believe that Laine is the kind of player you build a team around. Kind of like what Washington did with Ovi. Trading him would be a mistake #CBJ
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3 years
Good morning. Bjorky has 26 points in 31 games. That is all #CBJ
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1 year
The amount of people on here that believe we are guaranteed the #1 pick if we finish last is concerning. I don’t think you people know how probabilities work. #CBJ
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5 months
Can’t believe Rimer only has a few games left. I am really going to miss the Jeff and Jody banter. #CBJ
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2 years
Fuck cancer.
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2 years
I honestly didn’t think this team would miss Bjorkstrand so much but here we are. #CBJ
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5 years
Seth Jones scored a power play goal on a broken ankle. That is all. #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
3 years
I still can't believe we lost that game last night. There is absolutely no way that last goal should have counted. Crosby hits the puck out of Elvis's glove after he caught it. Absolute bullshit. #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
2 years
Great look in to the front office and how they all stay calm, cool and collected to land Gaudreau. I would’ve been losing my mind. #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
2 months
This is the 2nd team I’ve seen do this so far. Teams are listening to the fan complaints about the poor streaming services. Hopefully we get something similar here. #CBJ
@DallasStars
Dallas Stars
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The future has arrived! Starting this fall, #TexasHockey fans can stream Stars games for FREE on @victoryplustv ! 📺 MORE:
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3 years
This team can absolutely make the playoffs this year. I’m officially a believer. #CBJ
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5 years
Boone Jenner is 64.3% on faceoffs this season. He has the 4th best percentage in the NHL #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
3 years
If Jarmo trades Laine I'm going with him. #CBJ
@CBJcenter
The CBJ Center
3 years
#CBJ players potentially “in play” heading into the trade deadline: Patrik Laine, Jack Roslovic, Max Domi, and Joonas Korpisalo. [Frank Seravalli]
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1 month
I am concerned that if Marchenko gets a bridge deal he will walk at the end of it. Spend a little more on term to lock down one of your top core players. Get it done. #CBJ
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7 months
Kings fans already being over PLD is giving me life for some reason. So funny. #CBJ
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10 months
This is what you build a team around. #CBJ
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3 years
I will retweet this every time I see it #CBJ
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3 years
That is one of the dirtiest hits I’ve seen in a while. #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
2 years
Sounds like Tex is confirmed coming back next season. If a few more things happen this off-season, this team could very well be competing for a playoff spot next year. #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
4 years
Day 4 with no hockey: I have won 4 straight cups with the Jackets on NHL 20.
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Bucket Hat Kyle
8 months
My favorite thing is that all the Toronto fans spent money on tickets and drove here from Canada just to watch their goalie take a shit on the ice. Beautiful.
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Bucket Hat Kyle
4 months
Seth Jones wants to come back to Columbus and this is proof. #CBJ
@usahockey
USA Hockey
4 months
#MensWorlds - No look pass from Jonesy → finish from Werenski 🚨
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Bucket Hat Kyle
18 days
No retention is good. Jordan Harris is fine. 2nd rounder is bad. Just glad we don't have to talk about it anymore. #CBJ
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2 years
Oh hey Elvis 👀
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2 months
Monahan is 4th in points (538) from his 2013 draft class, so there is that. That is more than: - Guentzel - Horvat - Drouin - Mantha - Bertuzzi - Bjorkstrand - Wennberg Just to name a few. Maybe that contract isn't so steep after all? #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
10 months
Can we all just take a deep breath please. #CBJ
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Bucket Hat Kyle
6 years
Ian Cole isn’t leaving. Just look how happy he is in Columbus 😁 #CBJ
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1 year
Pascal Vincent is going to make the playoffs every year with Calgary. Patrick Roy is going to make the playoffs every year with New York. Mike Babcock is going to make players want to leave. I hope I’m proven wrong. #CBJ
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