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Kylee Henke

@KyleeHenke

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@KyleeHenke
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If y’all want more insight on what happened to Zoobe… My videos went so viral that their head of marketing called me on skype & asked to pay me to make more. But they insisted on family-friendly content & language, which is the OPPOSITE of what gave their app its virality?? >
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I love how Zoobe is considered lost media and the only videos we have to prove how it worked is several vids made in like 2014 by tumblr users where the zoobe bunny is just really angry and screaming and swearing the whole time
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I made this video when I was in a bad place & suffering from disordered eating, so here’s an overdue addendum for anyone else who might be struggling: Eat what the fuck you want on holidays, life is short, you deserve a treat! No need to punish yourself later. 🇺🇸 Happy 4th! 🇺🇸
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1 year
Here’s an example of one of the “family-friendly” videos Zoobe hired me to make. In this one I was laughing from the pain of suppressing my demons
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
I had no choice
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1 year
Before their untimely demise though they attempted a truly bizarre hail mary: a kinky BDSM template that capitalized on the release of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, which I used to kinkshame the Undertale fandom (because it was tumblr in the year 2015 and. If you know you know)
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They struggled to figure out how to monetize this mess. Advertisers were uncomfortable with all the fuckwords, yet the internet had adopted this innocent little bunny as its mouthpiece for venting hitherto-unspeakable human vulgarity and rage. There was NO walking that shit back>
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@KyleeHenke
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I don’t know what has messed me up more during the Undertale 5th Anniversary symphony the whole chat spamming rainbow hearts and “2020 tried to break me but I REFUSED” during Hopes and Dreams, or thousands collectively screaming the lyrics to Fingers In His Ass
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@KyleeHenke
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1 year
I was interviewed by the New York Times for screaming Fuck. It was too late for them to save their branding. I helped to doom Zoobe as much as I helped to put it on the map… rest in piss little bunny, you were too good for this wretched earth
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@KyleeHenke
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Depression is wild bc sometimes the solution to a spiraling mood can be so simple Ur brain’s like NO. THERE’S NO MAGIC SWITCH. U ARE IRREPARABLY FUCKED ON SO MANY LEVELS AND NEED TO FIX SO MUCH YOU’LL NEVER /NOT/ BE MISERABLE. IDIOT. And then u put on pants & ur brain’s like
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@KyleeHenke
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2 years
been a while :>
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@KyleeHenke
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3 years
THAT SAID, don’t worry, I think it’s still ok to laugh at the video!! Enjoy the righteous fury of a screaming rabbit. Just. PLEASE don’t emulate my behavior. I was SO unhealthy by punishing my binges with extreme exercise, and in the end it messed me up more than it helped!!
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@KyleeHenke
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3 years
ah to be a 16-year-old self-insert on DeviantArt circa 2005
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
apologies for the baby talk but i’m legally obligated
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
if ur having a bad day just remember if the Sonic movie can pull off such a complete 180 then SO CAN WE
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
one time someone told me doing art for a living must be a breeze and i nearly had an aneurysm on the spot
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@KyleeHenke
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1 year
long time no see internet 👁️👄👁️
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
tired of longing for the good ol days, let’s make some good new days instead
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
Want to stay fit during quarantine? Get a puppy 🐶
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
1 brain cell gang #ACNH
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@KyleeHenke
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2 years
halweem is imminent
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
I played animal crossing tonight for the first time in months and guess who finally decided to show his ass up
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@KyleeHenke
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3 years
I often find myself and my other ADHD-having art buddies lamenting over how we USED to have “endless motivation” to draw as kids. And it literally only JUST occurred to me that we were only “motivated” because drawing during school was all we had to stimulate ourselves back theN
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
I just felt the earth shake from the megaton force of the global Nut following the first 3 notes of Megalovania are you guys fucking ok
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
i finally saw the Bumblebee movie and i fucking died
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@KyleeHenke
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1 year
@Rulamantic It was 100% a desperate pivot to save the app but it was too late 😔
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
THE END IS HERE
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
Productivity with ADHD is like using Hyper Beam. You’re either melting faces with a huge deadly fucklaser or you’re sittin there being a useless piece of shit
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
There was only one acceptable way to dispose of this.
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5 years
we made an Ominous gingerbread house for Friendmas
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
You Can’t Fight the Homestuck The cackling bubble bath vine & also this little nightmare
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what's the biggest impact you've made on the internet? I am the reason nigel thornberry became a meme, and I also made this gif
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
i’ve been adopted by a stray kitty 🙀‼️
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
Punchy passed away peacefully in my arms on Tuesday night. I rushed him to the animal hospital that morning after he got very sick very suddenly, where I was told his body was simply old and in the process of shutting down. Goodnight Punchman, I wish we had more time together.
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
anyway if you do shit like this you’re just a disrespectful and unpleasant human being
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Josh the COMMISSIONS CLOSED Animator 🇨🇦 🎺🎺
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I reposted this because you told me not to. You're not my mom.
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@KyleeHenke
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so basically i’d die for her
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
warm-up sketches with Zagreus 😳💦
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4 years
i’m so glad that me screaming hysterically has become a beloved household 4th of July tradition
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@KyleeHenke
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2 years
hi :)
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
Scooter is already scootin
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@KyleeHenke
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2 years
UPDATE: THEY FOUND HER!! I’m still learning the details, but her car was found in a snow drift after 12 days of being trapped. She’s alive. Thank you everyone for your help 🥹
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
I bought this $10 game on a whim and the title screen alone is worth the price
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5 years
Go ahead. Ask me about my day. #ACNH
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
Steven Universe Shippiden lookin dope as hell
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@KyleeHenke
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3 years
something cute from my tumblr :)
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
I got a new nephew for Valentine’s day! (⍢)
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
Holy crap my *NSYNC-loving ass yelled about this to my family for YEARS and no one believed me because it only aired the ONE TIME and I had started to think my kid brain just made it uP LOOK GUYS IT’S REAL
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NSYNC's Pokemon Rap, from 1999. (To my knowledge, this incredibly rare spot aired on The WB Network exactly once. Also, I don't think that's how you pronounce Muk?)
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y’all think u were edgy as teenagers but did u ever film an emo music video with your high school friends in your own backyard that combined Linkin Park AND Twilight
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
He tried to be so careful carrying the ice...
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
🌈FRIENDSHIP RAINBOW🌈 Listen. I’m not saying I spent an embarrassing amount of time redrawing some Love Live art to turn my friend squad into magical girls... but I’m not NOT saying it (Linework by me, color by the absurdly talented @Chikuto !)
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Recorded a little throwback just because. [🔈]
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
Me: *staring into the distance while MCR blasts from my airpods* Person: yikes you look really intense are u ok Me: o yea man don’t worry about it Me: *goes back to choreographing a cool anime fight in my head*
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@KyleeHenke
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it’s homestuck day but all it does is remind me of a much better time in fandoms as a whole & how toxic and terrible and generally not worth participating in they are now shout out to 2012-2014 u are sorely missed
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5 years
best $10 i ever spent
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
can u really say u love your dog if u don’t serenade them obnoxiously while playing
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@KyleeHenke
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2 years
So I bought one of these old Dolly Maker Boutiques from 1995 to relive some childhood nostalgia for my birthday and uh. It went Bad
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@KyleeHenke
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his name is Punchy and I’m gonna spoil him rotten for the rest of his days ❤️
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
Who else wore a full face of makeup today for the 1st time since lockdown started 🙋‍♀️
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@KyleeHenke
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i make a mean slowpoke tail curry i tell u what
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
this is all i’m gonna tweet about until the quarantine lifts
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
he just climbed up onto my shoulders like a lil parrot and went to sleep
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
UNUS ANNUS.
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
Scooter is 1 year old!! 🥺💕
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The fact that I’ve received more condolences than congratulations on Homestuck’s return is kinda telling
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
still thinkin bout Her
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@KyleeHenke
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get u some friends like these
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@KyleeHenke
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3 years
Every time I walk in, she flops to the floor at my feet & wiggles like a worm…
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3 years
The sad news is that I recently & unexpectedly lost my grandmother. The good news is that I inherited her neat little cat.
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
shout out to my dog for running to my rescue to lick my face while i was having an emotional breakdown on my kitchen floor, who then proceeded to utterly BLAST me with piss
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@KyleeHenke
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modeling in VRoid Studio is harder than it looks 😫
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@KyleeHenke
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4 years
fgsfds my banner is like “HOLY CRAP BALLOONS :D”
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@KyleeHenke
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wife
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@KyleeHenke
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I feel like I’ve lost touch with you (my audience) during this years-long withdrawal period of mine, and that bums me out more than anything else. If u wanna ask any questions re: what’s going on with me lately, reply below & I’ll answer what I can. (ಥ﹏ಥ) Let’s catch up ok
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@KyleeHenke
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y’all ever get an email from your 2013 self and realize with horror that you have not changed at all. bc this is a whole-ass existential crisis
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yall ever get so blindsided by a violent & overwhelming adoration for a new character that it affects ur ability to focus on literally anything else for days
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@KyleeHenke
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He speaks!!
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
Y’all know those goosebumps you get when you are moved by something profound, especially good music? There’s a word for it!
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@KyleeHenke
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EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP #ACNH
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@Wikiwolffstudio Yes… yes it was…..
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
i made the mistake of leaving my ipad unattended for 2 whole seconds within reach of my drunk friends
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Yall. I cried man I’m 30 years old & getting pokémon stuff for christmas is still the most magical thing EVER
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My depression troubleshooting process usually looks something like this -Did I take my meds? -Did I sleep too much/little? -Did I get out of my PJs? -Have I showered? -Have I eaten/hydrated? -Have I spoken to another human? -Have I gotten up and walked? -Have I BREATHED...??
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ur so dumb i love u
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5 years
EVERY SINGLE YEAR THIS STARTLES THE CRAP OUT OF ME
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@KyleeHenke
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I haven’t drawn anything in absolutely forever but bet ur ass playing P5 Royal got me thinkin about bein a Phantom Thief The persona is Juliet 👀
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@KyleeHenke
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I’ve lived on this lake for over a decade and never have I heard so many primal screams of defiant rage ring out at the stroke of midnight against the backdrop of a sky full of explosions and frantic shrieking geese we fuckin did it lads
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SCOOTER NO THAT IS A PRECIOUS COMMODITY
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@KyleeHenke
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PORTAL 2 IS ***99 CENTS*** ON STEAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU LOVE YOURSELF PLEASE PLAY THIS GAME BC YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO EXCUSE NOW
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4 years
when they do That 😭💕
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
feeties...
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@KyleeHenke
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3 years
after everything i’ve done for u
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@KyleeHenke
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5 years
happy hellaween
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@KyleeHenke
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yall ever get so intense about getting a drawing to look right that u forget to like. breathe. and once every 5 mins you have to take a huge gasping breath that startles the shit out of anyone around u am I the only sufferer of art apnea
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