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Grand Rapids, MI
Joined February 2009
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Kyle Koster
8 months
Wrote what's happening with the Lions. It feels like a celebration of life. The good. The bad. All the years that pass with nothing happening. And how alive you can really feel.
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2 years
Every single kid would have had this poster on their wall in 1994
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2 years
Insanely funny image
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4 years
We are in the Wild West in terms of graphics right now
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3 years
The kids from Saint Peterโ€™s will never have to pump their own gas again.
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2 years
The 12:48 p.m. group looks like they're about to get fired for leading Bowling Green to a 4-8 football season.
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2 years
@oneunderscore__ I fear this is just the tip of the Iceberg
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2 years
Thousands of tire repair waiting rooms across this country turned somber this morning as Shannon Sharpe offered a 3-minute, 12-second apology.
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3 years
Name a television character who would be anti-vax
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Ben Simmons out there looking like Skeeter from Doug
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3 years
The Ron Swanson debate is fierce. I think Leslie and Co. would talk him into it, even if a place like Pawnee wouldn't mandate it for government workers.
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2 years
Have never seen a show get off to a worse start
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2 years
The 9:25 a.m. group for this LIV Golf event is wild
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2 years
NEWS: The very first scene in Full Swing features Justin Thomas drinking an Oberon and Jordan Spieth drinking a Two Hearted from Bellโ€™s Brewery in Kalamazoo.
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2 years
Enes Kanter Freedom was named "Most Valuable Patriot" at Fox Nation's fourth-annual Patriot Awards last night.
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3 years
Art Briles looks like a guy who shared a cell with Macโ€™s dad on Always Sunny.
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2 years
Disguised as a referee. Diabolical.
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This is the freshman to senior year progression of every Dutch kid who grew up in West Michigan and attended a state school.
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They made Rory watch from the same room the Impractical Jokers monitor their bits.
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4 years
TNT scrambling to get a monthsโ€™ worth of Charmed and Bones marathons in place
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5 months
Chet Holmgren looks like he's about to film an SNL digital short with Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake
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1 year
NEWS: Meadowlark Media has signed a new deal with Mina Kimes, per Dan Le Batard. No further information at this point but it sounds as though she'll be appearing on Thursdays.
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2 years
This is what hockey video games looked like the last time the Florida Panthers won a playoff series
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3 years
Is Duke-North Carolina on Saturday one of the biggest college basketball games in history?
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2 years
Ernie! Did you hear? The Savings and Loan has gone woke!
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3 years
A week after the $50 million DraftKings deal was announced, nearly two-dozen Meadowlark Media employees gathered in Miami to discuss what comes next. First up: a 24-hour broadcast reintroducing the Le Batard and Friends universe on June 4.
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Mel Kiper is right. Two high safeties should be banned. Players shouldn't be using drugs during the game.
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6 years
This is not the Super Bowl. It's Minnesota-Purdue at noon on ESPN2.
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3 years
NEW: Le Batard and Friends' Freedumb marathon ratings are in.
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2 years
I love the news
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NEWS: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz will be leaving its longtime home at South Beach's Clevelander hotel and upgrading into new Miami studio space in 2023.
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3 years
Nick Wright looks like someone who just decided to steal the Declaration of Independence.
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5 years
ESPN should be proud to have Tony Reali, who speaks powerfully on stuff that actually matters.
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2 years
This is Grant Wahl on his podcast yesterday.
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2 years
Jack White is playing the national anthem for the Tigers on Opening Day. Playoffs confirmed.
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1 year
Ryan Day, lathered up and dripping Just For Men, swinging by the local nursing home to talk shit to the elderly
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2 years
Steve Kornacki rifling through a ridiculous amount of papers to find something
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3 years
Good morning. They're going to dump a vat of mayonnaise on a football coach in a few hours.
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2 years
Back on the Michigan State campus today and have a hot take. It got *too* nice. Actual restaurants a family can go to? A Target on Grand River? A state-of-the-art 10-story hotel with a fancy rooftop? Where are the kids supposed to puke?
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5 years
Wins over Ohio State U.S. Patent & Trademark Office: 1 Jim Harbaugh 0
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2 years
@LeBatardShow John Starch
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2 years
Look at 60-year-old Paula Abdul lip-synching Straight Up while dancing at 60 percent speed atop a Jeannie-O turkey float and tell me the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade isn't one of our best annual spectacles
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3 years
Love Javier Bรกez's artistry and flexibility but not getting Carlos Correa feels like the ultimate "is Pepsi okay" moment.
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4 years
Who wore it better?
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@oneunderscore__ This Move Will Re-stablize The Entire Internet and Set Off a Global Shockwave of Joy vs. No It Won't
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1 year
New Zapruder film just dropped
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4 years
Dan Le Batard reading George Floydโ€™s dying words on-air today.
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2 years
Who could have predicted Penny Hardaway would go out with his players fighting each other and him throwing a water bottle at the refs? Whatโ€™s that? Everyone?
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4 years
NEWS: Connor McKnight will host White Sox pre- and postgame shows on ESPN 1000. The role also includes filling in for Len Kasper on play-by-play.
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2 years
Wrote about this picture and Ja Morant, a unicorn and amalgamation of so many previous NBA greats, who has the one of the most special gifts in all of sports.
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10 years
Hereโ€™s The Lasting Image Of Super Bowl XLIX, Featuring Tom Brady And Richard Sherman. http://t.co/bG2KEQb5gz http://t.co/861EFQtj27
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3 years
Fox News producers about to get a month's worth of content.
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3 months
This is like watching Morty Seinfeld and Jack Klampous fight for the job of condo president at Del Boca Vista Phase II.
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2 years
Top 5 Le Batard Show performances for Monday, April 25: 5. Chris (easing back after cruise) 4. Mike (Hot about Heat) 3. Witty (child umpire) 2. Billy (went to 2 Tigers games) 1. Dan (wrote something)
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2 years
@BackAftaThis @BarstoolBigCat I have all of Dan's comedy albums. Cool to see someone work clean these days.
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2 years
Broncos-Colts should be sponsored by a glue factory
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3 years
Incredible work so far. Proud of you. Embrace debate: Wilson from Home Improvement?
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2 years
Voice of the Detroit Pistons and Michigan State football George Blaha looks like he just learned Indiana Jones is reconnecting with an old flame at a Nepalese dive bar and is about to go pay them a visit.
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3 years
The Ben Simmons-James Harden trade is expected to cost employers $750 million as dudes everywhere scramble to record an emergency podcast.
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Matt Damon is playing Chipper Jones in Hitting F350, a dark thriller about a former Major Leaguer who becomes obsessed with having the biggest truck at his son's travel ball tournaments.
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NFL RedZone will replay the 2019 NFL season beginning Monday. The news was first reported by @PFTCommenter 's dog.
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2 years
Oregon is dressed like they are sponsored by an energy drink awaiting an FDA approval that will never arrive
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2 years
Countless dudes at Sports Clips right now, strapped into the barber chair, unable to move or change the channel and getting the most tense haircut of their lives.
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1 year
The Miami Heat made a critical error allowing Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez to get into the mix while holding a 3-0 lead over a Boston team. It's the one thing you can't do.
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5 months
Feel like Craig Monroe gets about 40 percent of Jason Benetti's jokes but he laughs anyway. Great teammate.
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2 years
@PFTCommenter I am adjusting the SAP setting on my television before Indianapolis-New York so I can enjoy Sabado-Gigantes
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2 years
@NickTuths Itโ€™s like the Shining
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3 years
NEWS: Le Batard Show with Stugotz executive producer Mike Ryan Ruiz has grown frustrated over contract negotiations with Meadowlark Media and will leave in March if situation is not resolved, sources close to the situation tell The Big Lead.
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Mike Ryan (Ruiz) ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ
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@KyleKoster Meadowlark Media is dragging their feet on half of my deal. If not corrected, I will leave in March.
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3 years
Stop saying this game is drunk and start calling it the Rosรฉ Bowl.
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2 years
Izzoโ€™s ability to be human in a culture that elevates these big-name college coaches into gods is something. No one is perfect, but this community is so much better for having him as a leader.
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1 year
CBS says Sunday's broadcast of the Masters was the most-watched round on any network in five years, averaging 12.058M viewers.
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3 years
Weird scene in Indianapolis. Nick Saban repeatedly insisting the national championship trophy "belongs in a museum" and reminding reporters that, in the Latin alphabet, Jehovah begins with an "I".
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10 years
It's not the Ebola I fear. It's the small talk. Oh god, the small talk.
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Tim Walz looks like the type of guy who will stumble on a classic game re-air on the Big Ten Network and say 'hell yeah'
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1 year
Me in the corner of the playground when the kid says โ€œcheck this outโ€ and then does something that certainly did not require checking out.
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2 years
Who is the best person to ever say their name then E-S-P-N? Sal Paolantonio?
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3 years
NEWS: I am now Editor-in-Chief of The Big Lead. Beyond grateful today and every day. Thankful for everyone who has suited up beside me to descend into the content mines.
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3 years
Look me directly in the eyes, Nicole Kidman. Thatโ€™s a totally different game.
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2 years
Phil Mickelson looks like someone who double-crosses Marty and Wendy Byrde
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2 years
At what point in making sure no one sees the word "love" stitched inside someone's shirt do you start to realize you're the bad guy?
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ESPN FC
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FIFA have demanded that the Belgium team remove the word "love" from the collar of their away shirt, sources have told ESPN. More:
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Good god does ESPN look like a giant bunch of losers giving this guy a platform to bitch about shit.
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4 years
Pat Fitzgerald looks like he's hitting the hotel bar at baseball umpires fantasy camp.
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5 years
Unless my math is wrong I have Alabama's 10 wins coming against teams with a combined 44-68 record.
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Brian Giuffra
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Utah has won seven straight games against teams with a combined record of 37-40, anyone who thinks they deserve a spot in the CFP is crazy
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Ken Rosenthal after Rob Manfred deems him too much of a bad boy for MLB Network
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2 years
Let @oneunderscore__ host SNL
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3 years
Q: Into the Storm by @CullenHoback is a dark comedy about a conspiracy theory as dumb as it is brilliant and the absurd people behind it. At times it feels like the collapse of civilization, at others like an episode of The Office.
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NEWS: Both Shane Bakalata and Tim Jerns have signed exclusive lifetime deals with Meadowlark Media. The former is incarcerated for the next 18 months and the latter is dead.
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3 years
Chris Broussard is joining First Things First as a co-host.
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3 years
Carrie Bradshaw looks like Cam Newton after throwing for two scores and adding another on the ground.
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"Yeah, not doing much. Just sitting around the house with an oversized mushroom on my head"
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NEWS: I have joined Sports Illustrated. This is a childhood dream realized and I am incredibly excited about the opportunity.
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1 year
Telling the kids thereโ€™s no bedtime stories or any of that other shit tonight because the big gameโ€™s on
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3 years
Tom Verducci looks like someone who has just tasked a crew of smart young gumshoes with finding Carmen Sandiego.
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