OMG if Bad Bunny is the surprise feature on Jose a Iglesias’ remix it’s a certified number one
Entire country will be signing along with Candelita and the New York Mets
Basically the Mets had just about a 7% chance at the post season on June 2nd. This was right around the time that the “gay Mets” would emerge. They swept the Nationals, split the London Series and returned back home for a series with Miami. On June 12th McDonalds partnered with
That right there is Jose Iglesias. When he’s not making spectacular plays in the field or hitting .337 at the plate, he’s moonlighting as ‘Candelita,’ an international singing superstar, similar to myself. He thought his baseball career might be over when the Mets went with Joey
Jordan Belfort’s highest net worth (adjusted for inflation) was just north of $400 million in 1998.
Steve Cohen has committed to spending ONE JORDAN BELFORT on the Mets 2023 season alone
Ohtani accused this man of “massive theft” and illegal gambling a few hours later.
Now I’m no detective, but this would appear to be what the Wolf of Wall Street would refer to as a “rat hole”
It’s all come down to this.
22 games for our sanity.
22 games to determine if the other 140 were worth it.
22 games of high wire, full tilt, hard-nosed, balls-to-the-wall baseball.
This is what it’s all about
Mets try to shame Cespedes through the media for not showing up, the internet jokes then assumes the worst, blows up in Mets faces & they issue another statement that he’s safe but they haven’t spoken, internet asks how they could know that if they can’t contact him, Mets PR 101
Jacob deGrom will always be the greatest pitcher I’ve ever seen in a Mets uniform but the fact of the matter is he didn’t want to be here.
Didn’t want to be part of the come-up. 101 wins (largely without him) and he still didn’t think it was worth sticking around
Make it sting
Steve Cohen was once offered $1 million in cash simply not to bid on a home he was interested in.
The rival bidder told him that “his wife had her heart set on it and that he intended on winning.”
The payout was to make sure that he got what he wanted… (1/3)
“Because I have more money than you.”
He hung up the phone, called his realtor, upped the offer and bought the home out of spite.
That’s the man I want holding the bag with Jacob deGrom on the line. (3/3)
The Mets spent and this is what was said.
The Dodgers spend and everyone goes “Wow, Los Angeles just built the league’s first-ever super team.”
Get fucked
The Yes Network is currently using
@NjTank99
rants in their highlights of the Yankees win last night
When are people going to realize that there’s Mets fans & then there’s Frank the Tank fans
All the
#FrankWasRight
people aren’t on your side, most are praying on your downfall
My gut tells me it’s gonna be Beltran.
Everybody loves a good comeback story right?
Alex Cora, AJ Hinch, Seabiscuit, The Mighty Ducks, Robert Downey Jr, Rocky, Kim Kardashian
#LGM