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@barstoolsports | Co-host @gottabelievepod | Mostly Movies & Mets | Alter Ego⬇️ Mr. MovieMustKnows

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Joined December 2010
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This is something all baseball fans can agree on. Mike Piazza deserves a statue at Citi Field Sign and Share:
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Shohei Ohtani: you stole $16 million from me, you’re going to prison. *OJ Simpson dies Castellanos to homer +400* Ippei:
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RG3 just tried to low key pitch himself to the New York Jets on live TV 😂
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Weird move to put Ozuna’s blood alcohol content on a shirt but okay
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#Braves fans: this shirt is live. BUY:
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@KyleGelling
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The story continues
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@KyleGelling
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Pete getting white girl wasted dancing on elevated surfaces is the picture of the night
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When she asks you to run errands and do fall activities but you gotta stay locked in on the Mets game that’s hours away
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@KyleGelling
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Getting overshadowed by Jeff McNeil’s batting title victory was also Terrance Gore passing Jed Lowrie on the Mets all-time hits list
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Queen going out in style. We might have reached the ‘Narco’ tipping point
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2 years
*deGrom throws his first pitch without discomfort*
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Mets fans enjoy your day of rest. We’ve earned it.
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This brings me so much joy. Buck just loves the game and his guys
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Mets fans fighting the urge to be negative with every fiber of their being
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There’s high baseball IQ and then there’s Barry Bonds and Greg Maddux taking you to church
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Jorge Lopez really said
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OMG if Bad Bunny is the surprise feature on Jose a Iglesias’ remix it’s a certified number one Entire country will be signing along with Candelita and the New York Mets
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They say everything comes back into style but this aged poorly
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No-Looking a Walk-Off Home Run is a baller move
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@NjTank99
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Alvarez best catcher since Piazza
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Why are the Mets the way that they are?
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@KyleGelling
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Starling Marte ain’t cool he’s Cold as Fuck
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Congrats to Jesse Winker for passing Jed Lowrie on the Mets all-time hits list
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One pitch at a time, one inning at a time. LFGM
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Watching Mets extra innings baseball
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Congrats to JD Martinez for passing Jed Lowrie on the Mets all-time hits list
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“Stop saying the Mets are in their Grimace Era or you’re going to jail.” Me:
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Staying up late to watch your closer not close
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Who’s ready for the second half of Mets baseball?
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Basically the Mets had just about a 7% chance at the post season on June 2nd. This was right around the time that the “gay Mets” would emerge. They swept the Nationals, split the London Series and returned back home for a series with Miami. On June 12th McDonalds partnered with
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Mets winning the Wild Card to advance to the NLDS?
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When you thought the 2024 Mets were your cross to bear and he said “let me lighten that load.”
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That right there is Jose Iglesias. When he’s not making spectacular plays in the field or hitting .337 at the plate, he’s moonlighting as ‘Candelita,’ an international singing superstar, similar to myself. He thought his baseball career might be over when the Mets went with Joey
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Jordan Belfort’s highest net worth (adjusted for inflation) was just north of $400 million in 1998. Steve Cohen has committed to spending ONE JORDAN BELFORT on the Mets 2023 season alone
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Welcome to the Thunderdome bitches
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2 years
Edwin Diaz prayer circle 🙏 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 RT for good juju🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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We’re in the Endgame now #lgm
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Ohtani accused this man of “massive theft” and illegal gambling a few hours later. Now I’m no detective, but this would appear to be what the Wolf of Wall Street would refer to as a “rat hole”
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“The pizza bagels are rea-”
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Jacob DeGrom pitched over 4 innings today, facing 13 batters. He struck out 10 of them. When asked for comment he had this to say:
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4 years
deGrom is a first ballot HOFer purely because he has not stabbed a single teammate in his career
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2 years
Scherzer-deGrom 1,2 punch
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It’s all come down to this. 22 games for our sanity. 22 games to determine if the other 140 were worth it. 22 games of high wire, full tilt, hard-nosed, balls-to-the-wall baseball. This is what it’s all about
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Earthquakes, Eclipses and Cicadas? Are the Mets winning the World Series?
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Jail.
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Berti that “nasty little bitch” Keith deserves to be in the baseball and broadcaster hall of fame
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Gerrit Cole’s contract will go down as a much bigger disappointment than Francisco Lindor’s and it won’t even be close
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Mets Lineup 1-8 Jeff McNeil:
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No disrespect to OMG but hear me out…
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Trying to convince your girl that you need to watch every single Mets game because “this could be the year.”
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If the Mets re-sign Nimmo you guys realize we just have the same exact lineup as last year. We just happy to maintain and pray the rooks perform?
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Mets fans switching to their Jets, full of hope
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We live in the upside down where even “bad” Mets news is now the greatest scenario for the franchise. What a world #LGM
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Jacob deGrom no matter what.
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@NjTank99
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Mets will go 6-19 in July Feeble
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Mets try to shame Cespedes through the media for not showing up, the internet jokes then assumes the worst, blows up in Mets faces & they issue another statement that he’s safe but they haven’t spoken, internet asks how they could know that if they can’t contact him, Mets PR 101
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Edwin Diaz got busted for using the OOZE (reportedly supplied to the pitcher by Grimace)
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David Peterson is 8-1 with a 2.85 ERA Mets Fans:
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Thinking about just becoming a #FrankFactChecker late in ballgames. Thoughts? @KFCBarstool @TheClemReport @MeekPhill_
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Throwing out the first pitch against your favorite team while wearing the other team’s jersey. Gotta say, I would have declined this one @NjTank99
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In the presence of greatness
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“Welcome back to the big apple bitch”
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Mets fans June Mets fans July
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Stevie “Straight Cash” Cohen No tax can hold him. Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives
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Jacob deGrom will always be the greatest pitcher I’ve ever seen in a Mets uniform but the fact of the matter is he didn’t want to be here. Didn’t want to be part of the come-up. 101 wins (largely without him) and he still didn’t think it was worth sticking around Make it sting
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You may be cool, but you’ll never be “Mike Piazza in his prime, holding a beanie baby at Shea Stadium” cool
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An unexpected off night exposes all of Mets Twitter for not having enough hobbies
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Mets taking Game 1 of the Wild Card series?
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deGrom's wrist is fine. It's just precautionary.
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Mets taking Game 1 of the NLDS series?
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How does she keep getting these guests?
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The Mets fans that go hard list has been updated
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Mets fans aging years this week
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Imagine walking someone to willingly pitch to Jacob deGrom? 😂
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When the Mets can’t ruin our night cause they already ruined our day
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5 games in 4 days. Strap tf in folks, the New York Mets have some business to take care of
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Steve Cohen was once offered $1 million in cash simply not to bid on a home he was interested in. The rival bidder told him that “his wife had her heart set on it and that he intended on winning.” The payout was to make sure that he got what he wanted… (1/3)
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NEWS: According to @nypost , the #Mets believe Jacob deGrom prefers to stay if contract offers are similar. #LGM
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“Because I have more money than you.” He hung up the phone, called his realtor, upped the offer and bought the home out of spite. That’s the man I want holding the bag with Jacob deGrom on the line. (3/3)
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June: The Gay Grimace Mets July: The Furries Mets
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Putting 87% of revenue towards the team. My Owner.
@Brooks_Gate
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how much money each MLB team made last year, and how much of that is going towards their payroll this year
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Me watching the gay Mets have their way with the Yankees
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“They called him up YESTERDAY because they needed a power bat. He ties the game with a 2-run HR and now he’s on the bench today.”
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Mets Postseason Pump Up Thread RT, Follow and Drop your Best #LGM
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The Mets spent and this is what was said. The Dodgers spend and everyone goes “Wow, Los Angeles just built the league’s first-ever super team.” Get fucked
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Everyone needs to remember that Pete Alonso kicked out the windshield of his flipped truck and walked away without a scratch on him
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When we needed a deGrom replacement we didn’t mean literally
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WHEN WE NEEDED HIM MOST
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Catch the ball, tip the cap, chug the beer @Starting9 @BarstoolBigCat #Cubs
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When you took a personal day to watch Mets Opening Day
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Mets on Apple TV+ tonight
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Congrats to Jose Iglesias for passing Jed Lowrie on the Mets all-time hits list
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Trevor Williams 7IP, 2H, 0R, 0BB, 7Ks #FrankFactCheck #LGM
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The Yes Network is currently using @NjTank99 rants in their highlights of the Yankees win last night When are people going to realize that there’s Mets fans & then there’s Frank the Tank fans All the #FrankWasRight people aren’t on your side, most are praying on your downfall
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My gut tells me it’s gonna be Beltran. Everybody loves a good comeback story right? Alex Cora, AJ Hinch, Seabiscuit, The Mighty Ducks, Robert Downey Jr, Rocky, Kim Kardashian #LGM
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There’s goes those Mets getting lucky again and making contact
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Greed is Good. The New Evil Empire has Risen #LGM
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After the 2022 season I’m left with just one lingering question… What went wrong?
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