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@KvonComedy

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Beverly Hills, CA
Joined August 2009
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
@POTUS Have a nice TRIP 😂
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@DonaldJTrumpJr In this amazing video we show the utter despair of CA and demonstrate why only @larryelder can save Democrats from themselves. ReTweet! Do the right thing = so Barbara doesn’t have to learn to be a Boxer 🥊👵
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
10 months
Oooh. Police State movie 🍿 Red Carpet. A must see…
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@greggutfeld In this amazing video we show the utter despair of CA and demonstrate why only @larryelder can save Democrats from themselves. ReTweet! Do the right thing = so Barbara doesn’t have to learn to be a Boxer 🥊👵
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
Hilarious Impersonation of Kamala Harris #comedy
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
@DennisPrager In this amazing video we show the utter despair of CA and demonstrate why only @larryelder can save Democrats from themselves. ReTweet! Do the right thing = so Barbara doesn’t have to learn to be a Boxer 🥊👵
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
@JeremyDBoreing In this amazing video we show the utter despair of CA and demonstrate why only @larryelder can save Democrats from themselves. ReTweet! Do the right thing = so Barbara doesn’t have to learn to be a Boxer 🥊👵
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
@ericareport U love blm …. She was unarmed and no verbal commands. She didn’t pose a threat and weighed 140lbs. Officer Byrd failed. As he always does
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
Guess what… “Uncle Tom II” just came out and can be viewed on Get it now!!! @larryelder is the best
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
@Bricejames1985 @CoriBush Black privilege is the biggest issue we face
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
@PleaseBrushMe @MattWalshBlog @CoriBush Never happened. She’s a big target
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
We need a President who can explain things… #comedy #standup #trump
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
Say hi to Tim Pool…
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11 months
We had such a good time talking w/ Ann Coulter Cornell, Univ of Mich Law School, 13 best-selling books 📚 🇺🇸
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@ElieNYC Nominate most qualified This isn’t a diversity ad
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10 months
Watch Megan Rapinoe fail!! Wow!!!
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@KvonComedy
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2 years
Prime Time Alex Stein and Dennis Prager stopped by in Phoenix 🌵😂
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@joncoopertweets The reserves are for emergencies. Not for helping ur boy get Re elected
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
How could anyone think Democrats could keep Ukraine from being invaded?! They can’t even stop Walgreens from being invaded.
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@ChunkyTWshngtn How will I sleep my way out of this?!
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How cool to sit with one of your comedy heroes! @adamcarolla on the @theadamcarollashow This guy loves freedom of speech and has made me laugh since 1995 😂 🇺🇸
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
1 year
Watch out Gavin Newsom💦🚽 Sacramento loved this joke! 😂🇺🇸 #standup #capitol #california #funny #comedy #gavinnewsom
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
What caused this Eggflation? (Leave your answer in the comments…) 🤦‍♂️
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@KvonComedy
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If crying leftists don’t like FREE SPEECH they can go build their own country & then go build their own Twitter ReTweet if you agree #ElonMusk 💪 🐦
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
1 year
Never trust people who tell you to Trust them… trust me on that!
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2 years
Wedding Comedy time!
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8 months
Rare footage as Host annoys Taylor Swift at 81st Golden Globes🏆 #TaylorSwift #comedy #funny #GoldenGlobes #JoKoy @ValuetainmentTV
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
11 months
The science sounded a lot like fiction 👅🥨😷 #standupcomedy #funny #masks
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
Woke up to a WOKE Breakfast… *had I posted this before Elon took over Twitter, I would’ve been banned. ReTweet if you agree free speech is great 🇺🇸 #ElonMusk
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
@JeffSchader @ClayTravis The reason she pretended to be sick was to avoid you. She was with me in Florida on a yacht the whole time. No protection
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
6 months
Look. It’s me and @GovMikeHuckabee who is the father of @SarahHuckabee 🇺🇸 get ready for more from your favorite 1/2Persian Patriot 🇺🇸
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2 years
@Victorshi2020 On the bright side. He lived to see a worse president than him. His old buddy Biden
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
7 months
Bring your Iranian dad to work day… Thanks to @patrickbetdavid for the incredible hospitality!
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3 years
The Tolly Bon Con!🎵 (….Comedian K-von mocks Biden) #comedy #laugh #standup
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
How annoying. 2 Karens on one flight! ✈️ #mask #fauci #LetsGoBrandon
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
Now that my shadowban’s been lifted let’s try again: Robin Williams knew Biden was the world’s biggest idiot long ago. This woulda had +10M views if Twitter was fair. They stopped it at 2M. Share it!!! We will always miss #RobinWilliams #LGB #Elon
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
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This was a fruity joke! 🍌 (KvonComedy destroys the crowd) #funny #standupcomedy
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
1 year
Are you anti Megan Rapinoe or just Pro-USA?🇺🇸⚽️ #soccer #uswnt #meganrapinoe 🎤 🎟️ Catch my comedy tour = search KvonComedy
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
1 year
Women “know” in 1 minute… ⏰😂 #standupcomedy #funny #dating Search KvonComedy for Tour Dates 🌎🎤
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
…And for Hovid!
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2 years
Comedian at an LGBTQ Wedding!
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
Anyone with THIS snarky yard sign should be forced to watch UncleTom2 by @larryelder (then decide if they want to recycle it, burn it, or kick it to pieces once they realize they've been tricked by BLM inc) *You know; give that sign the ole BLM treatment #uncletom2 #uncletom
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
6 months
Fantastic time on HUCKABEE 📺
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Jules
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
Vaxstreets back Alright!
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1 year
Comedian Destroys Megan “Turf Smurf” Rapinoe after she disrespects the USA ⚽️🇺🇸😂 #standupcomedy #worldcup #funny Visit KvonComedy website for tour dates 🎟️
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
😂 hunter Biden laptop joke
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1 year
When a 15yr old comes to a comedy show 🤦‍♂️ 😂
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
1 year
Just hit 2Million on a self produced comedy special. We are no longer waiting for NETFLIX & COMEDY CENTRAL to become well known =The power has shifted! Click the comments for the link to watch 🕵️‍♂️
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
Can’t do math + thinks Kamala is President = Biden (Kvon calculates the stupidity) #biden #kamala #math #lol #comedy #standup #laugh #president #politics #leftist #conservative
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
Who here thinks Paul Pelosi was trying to take that hammer 🔨San Francisco style?! Move over jussie smollet= We have juicy mallet now! #NancyPelosi #PAULPELOSISMOLLET #paulPelosiMallet
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
Larry Elder for California Governor. Comedian K-von says YES, Recall Newsom. CHECKMATE BLM & LEFTISTS. #califorian #vote #LarryElder #comedy #laugh #comedian
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
Well, this destroys the horrible lie of the radical left regarding an “insurrection” Hey @JoeBiden & @KamalaHarris why don’t you try to win based on ideas and not on fake accusations
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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I am asking for everyone at the U.S. Capitol to remain peaceful. No violence! Remember, WE are the Party of Law & Order – respect the Law and our great men and women in Blue. Thank you!
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Standup Comedy Tour Dates 🇺🇸 🎤 These cities are going to be amaaazinnn… Search KvonComedy website for dates. Phx starts tmro 🌵
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
I identify as an Olympian… my pronouns are Gold, Silver & Bronze 🥇🥈🥉 ReTweet if you agree with my delusions
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
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Anthony Weiner?! 🎤 😂 🍆 I am loving the @patrickbetdavid podcast. Reminded me of my joke! #standup #funny #comedy #valuetainment
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
8 months
Who is Working Out for their New Year Resolutions?! #gym #fitness #standupcomedy @valuetainment
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
10 months
I made it to mar-a-lago for the amazing @dbongino & @DineshDSouza movie premiere 🍿 🎥
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1 year
🍀 got to hang with st @patrickbetdavid Lucky Day
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3 years
@SlayLikeAGirl @IlhanMN no masks? I guess they hate science
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1 year
The left says men are wommmmmmn Borders don’t work Masks do Lizzo is sexy Jan 6 was scary And Biden is smart. Hahhahah
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
@GMA And oh look. Nothing has changed 😂 funny how that works
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
A Leftist is NOT a Liberal (Comedian K-von explains) 🤓 #leftist #liberal #comedy #work
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
6 months
When I first started standup comedy I had a few goals: Last night, marks the official check of every box on the list. Feel free to watch on TV tnite! 📺 #FutureLooksBright #standupcomedy @GovMikeHuckabee @ValuetainmentTV @patrickbetdavid
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
Unite the USA with this comedy clip🇺🇸 🎤😂 This is a quick clip from my new comedy special ESSENTIAL. Order today on
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
If my subscribers go up from here we have evidence of the shadowban on all social media. Let’s see what happens…
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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the bird is freed
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
1 year
Now you must get into college on your merit. No extra points for the color of your skin! 🇺🇸 Do you agree the democrat policy was always systematically racist & that’s why they loved it?
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
Who had a parent like this?! 😂
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
Attention Leftists: Twitter is no longer a safe-space for you (Under new management) Disneyland isn’t your safe space. Supreme Court isn’t. Learn to be a good person and things like this won’t happen to you -Sincerely 🇺🇸
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
11 months
Watch the new film from @DineshDSouza #PoliceState is Great!
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
1 year
He proposed during the comedy show💍🇮🇹💒 (comedian K-von)
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
Disgraced fake intellectual had gone full Trump Derangement Syndrome and has now deleted his Twitter after he was wrong about hunter Biden. Bye @SamHarrisOrg
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
Pres Trump had the power to declassify documents but non-Pres Biden for 40years stole documents to share w/ Hunter… which is worse? See you in Utah Ontario CA and Arlington VA next
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
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What a great #NOWRUZ party in Vancouver. *My final Persian New Year comedy show for ‘24 is in DC March 30!
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
1 year
Larry Eder was such a good sport to make a cameo in this! 🇺🇸
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
1 year
Which girl would you take home? (K-von conducts Honesty Test)
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
The Most Valuable Thing Biden Left Behind. Biden gave away billions, our soldiers lives, our weapons, pets, and our dignity. Which is worst? #biden #politics #military #pets
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
6 months
My date hates me😤Enjoy the best hidden camera prank ever! #hiddencamera #prank #funny
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
11 months
Cabin…?! Lol 🪵
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
1 year
Every dude played this imaginary game as a kid💰😂☠️ Come see me on tour. Search KvonComedy for dates #standupcomedy #funny #dude
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
The most famous & patriotic 1/2 Persian comedian Made Halloween Great Again… 🇺🇸 @RealCandaceO @DonaldJTrumpJr ReTweet?!
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
@Nike New meaning = losing all their games 😂
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
Let’s Go CoVfefe!
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I wonder if Putin is even vaccinated. If not, hope he knows he can’t start a war right now. #LeftistLogic
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
Let’s Go Brandon!🎵 (Comedian K-von explains the hit song) #song #vonedy #standup #letsgo
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
True story. He actually said Pushed By Jesus! 😂 share this comedy clip #standupcomedy #comedy #lol #lmao
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
1 year
Two of the greatest to ever do it… Brady and the Cameraman!
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
2 years
@HBCU__ @WhitlockJason There are no more first. Soon they will say she’s the first ever with a mole on left leg. Who cares
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
7 months
Would you watch this over and over? 🤸‍♀️
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
7 months
This Persian Comedian is Candace Owens Approved ✅😂 #standupcomedy #persian #funny @DailyWireNews
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
5 months
Pizza Protestor lays under Papa John’s car! 🚗🍕 #pizza #protest #karen #papajohns
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Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
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2 years
Happy Birthday is NOT a hard song! 🥳🎂🎉 Change my mind… for tour dates #biden #happybirthday #birthday #party #comedy #cleancomedy #funny
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@KvonComedy
Kvon-Standup Comedy
3 years
Boost Your Booster W/ Another Boost?! Comedian K-von does the math 🧮 🤔
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