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eyes on the prize 🎯

Ontario, Canada
Joined October 2010
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@Kumms_
Kumi.
4 months
If you’re a soft/sweet babe. Find an equally soft/sweet man. Otherwise… 😂
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Kumi.
9 months
Everyday— “how are you & how is work?” Zero rizz 😩
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Kumi.
2 months
Goes both ways. Avoid women that won’t spend on you too 🤝🫢
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2 months
Shaa avoid men who won’t spend on you . 🤝
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Kumi.
11 months
You will walk alone 🫡
@ihyxavier
xvr. ♱
11 months
ponmo inside burger? pls walk with me
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Kumi.
2 years
go to work but make it cute 🥰
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Kumi.
5 months
Breath of Life is a better movie than A Tribe called Judah on every metric.
@ifeaboyeji
Ifeoluwa Aboyeji-Ogundeji
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Anyway, Kehinde had a better performance than Funke if we compare both movies. But how Breath of Life won best movie over ATCJ is shocking 😅😅
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Kumi.
3 years
@chloebazo Lmaoooo. I’m single and I barely have time for myself. Blows my mind tbh 🤣
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Kumi.
5 months
I’m getting married next year. I’ll come back to this tweet in 2025 🥰
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Kumi.
7 months
I’ve become so terrible with WhatsApp messages. If I don’t respond as soon as I see it, I forget to go back to it. I’ve become one of those people 🥴
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Kumi.
7 months
I’m not married and have never been. But I know that if you marry for potential, your eyes will peel. Do you like your partner the way they currently are? If their behaviour remains the same in 10, 30 or 50 years can you stay? People rarely change.
@NMzozoyane
Nolukhanyo Reneilwe Mzozoyana (Laundry Girl)
7 months
Married couples what advice would you give to people that are not married yet?
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Kumi.
7 months
My sister came to Canada and found love in less than two months. I really love to see it.
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Kumi.
9 days
@Fayokunmii I understand this lmaooooo. But again, if you have to ask, you almost always have your answer.
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Kumi.
10 months
365/365 ❤️🎉
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Kumi.
3 months
Canada is actually quite interesting contrary to popular belief. You just need to free yourself from the shackles/mentality of “owambe” being the only way to have fun. So many things to do re: skating, hiking, Pilates, farmers market, strawberry picking etc.
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Kumi.
7 months
lol. It gets to a point in your life where you become tired of games. Go to where your energy is reciprocated and release your chest. Life is tough already.
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Kumi.
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Kumi.
2 years
@Sandraessor lol. With buffets, it’s a bad idea to start with Nigerian meals, they’re too heavy and will fill you up too quickly (also, Nigerian meals are cheap). You want to aim for the meat, seafood & continental section— prawns, lamb etc. oh, and desserts🌝🤭
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Kumi.
5 years
@WumiTuase Well, this is his point of view. My marriage will be beautiful by Gods Grace ❤️
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Kumi.
7 months
As an adult, mastering how to read between the lines is key. You need to be able to understand nuances, gauge vibes and read the room. Not everything is black and white. Many things are infact grey 😂
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Kumi.
5 years
@ronkerajii Okayyyy. Now I NEED Ankara dresses 😍😍😍😍😍
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Kumi.
3 months
@HeyyYoyo_ The obsession with being light skinned is insane.
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Kumi.
4 years
Just another day working from home.
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Kumi.
3 years
See people donating N1m like it’s nothing. God, please release me from the shackles of poverty 😭
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Kumi.
21 days
We need more positive marriage stories. Tired of negative marriage PR.
@xoreniii
reni, the resource | finance & travel
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I love hearing about people’s happy marriages ☺️
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Kumi.
10 days
Always gotta sleep over items sitting in your cart. Resist the urge to make payment immediately. You’ll be back to your senses the following day.
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Kumi.
1 year
looked cute today. Btw, black >>>
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Kumi.
11 days
Adulthood is so weird. You’ll be going through things that only God can solve. It is well 😌
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Kumi.
1 year
30+ slander has drastically reduced on the TL😂
@Acedouglas1
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Lowkey, all of us dey push 30 but nobody wan loud am. Everybody just quiet 😂
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Kumi.
9 months
If you’re a corporate girlie and you want to climb the career ladder, you need to read “How women rise”. You’re welcome.
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Kumi.
5 months
I understand 🤣
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Kumi.
6 months
Why is this man sitting across from me in this coffee shop scoping me🤣
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Kumi.
2 years
@vantage_suite Lol. Do you have food or not🤭🤭🤭
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Kumi.
8 days
I love fall fashion 🍁
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Kumi.
1 year
I miss dressing up to work 😌
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@AndyjnrUmaru
AndyJnr ° Umaru 
1 year
Do you look Good In Corporate Dress ?.... Quote with pic, lets have it🌚 🤵🏻‍♀🤵🏽‍♂🤍
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Kumi.
1 year
@MarketingBully_ Hm. Especially after communicating several times. Just leave. Like I always say, these men know what they’re doing.
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Kumi.
4 years
@nabasiee Lmaooo. Maybe you’ve not shown her true sisterhood now.
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Kumi.
6 years
@SubDeliveryZone Lmao. This guy was just looking for an easy way out of the relationship 😂 no sense here. We all know “God when” is banter.
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Kumi.
2 years
@mslami_ay @Queenprecy_ Lol in my experience, a man that’s into you will effortlessly communicate and be affectionate. We just use this toxic myth to tolerate emotionally unavailable men. Please let’s leave such men alone abeg
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Kumi.
4 years
another 365 days 🎈 ✨
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Kumi.
5 months
Celebrating love ❤️‍🔥
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Kumi.
3 months
Happy Sunday 💙🩵💙🩵
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Kumi.
3 months
I look like a woman today and I love it 🤩
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Kumi.
2 years
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Kumi.
9 months
@TenaViolinist LOL please. You people should learn how to converse
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Kumi.
8 months
It’s my Canniversary today 🍁🥰🥹 One year ago, I packed my bags, left my family, a good job and moved across the world on a 22 hour journey, not knowing what the future held, but trusting God fully through the process. It’s been one year of rediscovery, growth and milestones!
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Kumi.
9 months
a corporate baddie 🤭
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Kumi.
5 years
Tuesday
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Kumi.
4 months
@datGuyJoel Perfect. They can be hard together.
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Kumi.
9 months
@PrinceofSydney Pleasee 🤣
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Kumi.
3 years
I finally went back to the office after 15 months of working from home😭
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Kumi.
9 months
@Dayo_k 👀 not saying it isn’t. The key word is everyday.
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Kumi.
4 years
@girllikekandyy @Bubbles_chick It’s the maturity in her response for me. Because as for me, I for don crase.
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Kumi.
1 year
@tvshittalking She really could have just said no 😩
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Kumi.
1 year
Just because I really liked my outfit to work today🥰
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Kumi.
10 months
Love bombers always always eventually run out of steam. Really so funny to see.
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Kumi.
7 months
Fragrance rotation for next week sorted.
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Kumi.
5 years
Another day of adulting 🍫🍫🍫
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Kumi.
2 years
black dresses will always be a fave.
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Kumi.
2 years
@olumurewa Miracle no dey tire Jesus
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Kumi.
7 months
You don’t even need to be married to know this. A taste of a toxic relationship will show you this 😂😂 You will talk and talk, try to groom the person, your spit will dry, yet there will be no evidence & no changes🫵🏾
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Kumi.
2 years
a very happy birthday girl 🥰😀
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Kumi.
1 year
🌸🌸🌸in my color era.
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Kumi.
2 years
Face card ✨
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Kumi.
2 years
looking more & more like my momma everyday 🥰🤭
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Kumi.
2 years
@lade__johnson And that’s okay. darkness and light do not coexist 🥰
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Kumi.
10 months
High protein- low carb diet, 10k steps daily, lift weights 3x a week, cut out soda and alcohol, increase water intake, prioritize sleep.
@PrinceofSydney
DOK - Ayanfe
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I need tested and trusted tips on how to lose 5kg in 3 months, please DON’T mention heartbreak, there is no heart to be broken this year 😜🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Kumi.
4 months
It’s so easy to look down on divorced people. Have you been married before? Marry first, let’s see your own 🤣😭 Cho Cho Cho and think pieces everywhere.
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Kumi.
6 years
A what? A babe.
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Kumi.
1 year
#sotd obsessed 😍
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Kumi.
3 years
Today was a good day 🥰
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Kumi.
1 year
@stephfym @Queenprecy_ Lmao. He told me he is based in the US lmfao and sent me a photo of his dog. Lmfao.
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Kumi.
1 year
@thisibi 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Pele baby”, “It is well” >>>
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Kumi.
6 months
What I smell like today 😍
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Kumi.
4 years
A cutie. My mum inspires me so much. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🤍🤍🤍🤍
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@__Ozioma
奧茲
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quote this with a picture of yourself that lives rent free in your head 😍 (don’t air 🥺🧏🏼‍♀️)
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Kumi.
5 months
What I smell like today.
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Kumi.
5 years
I guess I have no choice but to forgive now 😂😂😂❤️
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Kumi.
5 years
Easter 🐣 🙏🏽
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Kumi.
5 years
@mariebabyyyyy_ @chefobubu Lmfao. Why is this SO accurate?!😂😂😂
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Kumi.
7 months
My friend that just got to Canada is ranting about how there’s no public holiday on Easter Monday. You will like work dear. See you on Monday 😂🫵🏾
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Kumi.
2 years
she’s a work of art.
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Kumi.
4 years
Layered these today. This combo is so fire 🔥
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Kumi.
6 months
@t0nit0ne Yup, they always know. So when you’re there doing 3+ years at “sensible” ages (28 and over) or when they appear to be “ready”, you better walk 😂
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Kumi.
3 years
God Dey create sha 😩😍
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Kumi.
2 years
@ziza_lee Lmao. These are the things that make life “sweet” in Lagos that we don’t get to experience in the western world because everything works like clockwork😹
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Kumi.
11 months
Tonight’s soup: Grand Soir Bois Imperial Side Effect Gotten two compliments already. The ladies said “you smell really good, we couldn’t ignore it” 🤭🤭🤭 That’s huge because if you know anything about Canadians, they are excellent at minding their business 🤣
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Kumi.
1 year
Clubbing- overpriced alcohol, deafening music, unholy atmosphere, higher risk of dying from accidents caused by DUI. Omo.
@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
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What are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy?
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Kumi.
4 months
Too funny. Nobody is extremely busy. They just do not rate you.
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Women don't know what to do with extremely busy men.
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Kumi.
11 months
Todays vibe. Bois x2🤭 #sotd
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Kumi.
4 years
Money Green 🤑
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Kumi.
5 years
First time being a bridesmaid 💐
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Kumi.
3 years
28🎈
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Kumi.
10 months
#SOTD Bvlgari Onehk
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Kumi.
2 months
@_babe_rae Valid. That’s bare minimum. We all know what we’re doing😂
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Kumi.
5 years
Hellur👋🏼
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Kumi.
1 year
Once I say “It is well” three times, start wrapping up your gist please, I don’t have strength 🫠😪
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Kumi.
5 years
Teniwades scammed my friend last year. My babe went to her shop and packed all the wigs In sight😂.Ironically, the sales girls didn’t say a word, it appears they’re used to their madams way😂 If my friend hadn’t carried those wigs, I’m sure she wouldn’t have gotten refunded🥴😭
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Kumi.
2 years
@__MarieAnne__ I just converted my salary to pounds and LOL
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@Kumms_
Kumi.
2 years
stressed but maintaining beauty 🥰
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Kumi.
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Anyway, you’re welcome dears.
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Kumi.
7 months
My Partner sent me photos of the solar eclipse in Montreal. Apparently, there was a total eclipse there. So beautiful.
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Kumi.
4 months
Finally gotten my hands on this. Going to be my go-to whilst I save what’s left of my Grand Soir 😭💀
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Kumi.
9 months
-13 degrees today — perfect for the weather #sotd
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